Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"I often walk by the river without getting my shoes wet. The anchor has finally hit a ghost!"

"I'm so scared, bullet screen body protection, who can help me block it!"

"Barrage: Don't block me, I'm afraid too!"

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Chapter 140 One Door Three Tribulations

"The Yujian rides the wind to slay demons from the world. Laymen, believe that science is the right way in the world. How can there be any monsters and ghosts in this world?" Jiang Yun finished.

With one hand, he pinched a spell to summon heavenly thunder, silently recited the nine-character mantra of the Taoist secret technique, and raised his leg to move forward.

When the three graduate students saw Jiang Yun leaving, they shivered and hid behind the old Taoist Zhang Zhishun.

Mr. Zhang looked back at the three of them, shook his head and went straight into his room, closing the door behind him.

"Should we go back to Daoist Jiang's room and stay with Xiaobai? She is the Daoist's pet. I think she should be stronger than us."

"Lulu, do you think the ghost over there will make a big flash and jump on our faces?"

"Don't talk nonsense, in which movie will the ghost cut the back row?"

"The back row is full of violent output machines with thin blood and high attack power. We are unarmed, so we can be regarded as old and weak women and children at most?"

The whispering discussion of the three made the water friends in the live broadcast room laugh.

As expected of a graduate student, he is really clear about his position.

creak~

The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun pushed open the door, walked out, and shouted to Jiang Yun: "Boy, you come back first, the old man has a big treasure for you."

He took out four spells from his pocket and handed one to each of the three.

Looking at the ten large characters on the yellow talisman in his hand, Jiang Yun was secretly surprised.

He hurriedly asked: "Old Zhang, Qianyuan Henry Zhen, Genshan Fenggui Road, how does this look like the improved version of the Eight Diagrams Curse my master taught me?"

"Your brat is worthy of being Chisong's apprentice, with a high level of morality and a good vision."

"That's right, this is the Five Thunder Eight Diagrams Curse. If you wear it on your body, no matter what monsters and ghosts dare to approach, they will be smashed to pieces by lightning, and you will never be reborn forever." The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun stroked his white beard and said proudly.

Jiang Yun was deeply moved. He looked at the old Taoist Zhang who was empty-handed, and asked embarrassingly: "Mr. Zhang, you gave us the Five Thunder Eight Diagrams Curse, so what should you do?"

"The old man is getting old, just order casually."

Old Taoist Zhang opened his mountaineering suit, and there were at least 20 various types of Taoist spells pasted on the lining of his clothes.

The old man strode forward without fear.

Jiang Yun and the three graduate students looked at the steel pipe in his hand and thought deeply.

Zhang Lao deserves to be Zhang Lao, ginger is still old and spicy!

The white-clothed ghost on the opposite side was already leaning on the wall, and ran back staggeringly, and the speed of escape was obviously much faster than when it came.

After the five of them passed by, they could vaguely smell a strong smell of disinfectant.

Snapped!

Jiang Yun stomped his feet, the lights in the corridor came on, and the ghost in white screamed, clutching his ass and running faster.

Even though Old Taoist Zhang is well-informed, he couldn't help sighing now: "What a white butt!"

The doctor's white robe and gown have forks at the back.

Jiang Yun really didn't expect that the ghost in front didn't wear pants. What's the situation? Is the ghost world so open now?

It was the first time he was warned by the super tube in the live broadcast room, and the 10,000+ water friends have opened their eyes today.

"I seriously suspect that that ghost came to Jiang Daochang to sell his ass and conduct py transactions."

"On behalf of the hell government, I unilaterally announce that that guy has been expelled from ghost status."

"I didn't take a screenshot. If anyone took a picture, please send me a private message. Thank you."

The three graduate students looked at the back of the thing in white, and they suddenly felt a little familiar.

That height, that hairstyle, that butt, how come it looks a bit like Liang Liang, the youngest in my dormitory!

"Third, is it you, don't run away!"

Hearing this, the white-clothed ghost covered his buttocks and ran even faster.

The three graduate students finally confirmed that it was the third child in their dormitory. Isn't he lying in the infirmary?

Why do people come here?

The five quickly chased after them, and finally blocked the white-clothed ghost in the corner.

The ghost in white was clutching his white coat, leaning against the wall, and slumped on the ground.

His face was pale, and his expression collapsed: "What's the matter with you guys, I just wanted you to give me a hand, why didn't you come over?"

"Third, what are you running for when we come over?"

Liang Liang broke down and said, "When you guys came over, a gust of wind blew from behind me, and the wind blew the egg cool. I just remembered that I didn't wear pants when I came, and I just put on a white coat."

"For the sake of my life, I want to go back and find a pair of pants to wear, but you just blocked me here."

The three graduate students laughed unkindly.

Liang Liang, the third child in their dormitory, was in a coma in the infirmary before, and was incontinent all the time. To save trouble, the doctor took off his trousers.

In that case, it will be more convenient to size up.

I didn't expect that I woke up suddenly today, and ran back to the dormitory. It's really a coincidence that this oolong made trouble.

The three graduate students looked at their good brother with a pale face, and couldn't help asking: "Third brother, we can't figure it out. Why are you running around if you don't call the doctor after you wake up?"

"I was lying in the infirmary with a hoarse voice. I yelled for half an hour, but no one paid any attention to me. I couldn't stand the hunger, so I went to the cafeteria. Master Liang was no longer there, so I planned to go back to the dormitory to find something to eat."

"I finally got to the door. The aisle is gloomy. I was too scared, but you were still yelling ghosts there. It really scared me to death." Liang Liang became more and more aggrieved as he spoke, and finally cried.

He looked at a few people, and said with some vigilance: "You guys are not allowed to tell others about my naked butt!"

Jiang Yun and Mr. Zhang nodded and agreed.

The three graduate students swore even more, patted their chests and promised that they would never tell the story of today to the outside world!

As soon as Liang Liang breathed a sigh of relief, he saw the camera of the drone staring at his face, which seemed to be still live.

"what is that?"

"Oh, it's nothing. Daoist Jiang is broadcasting live. It's Daoist Jiangyun Jiang of Tianyuan Taoist Temple that you also like very much."

"My God!" Liang Liang covered his mouth in shock, "Did the tens of thousands of people in Jiang Daochang's live broadcast room see my bare butt?"

"This little layman, Pindao corrects me, it's not tens of thousands of people, it should be 10,000+ people now."

Liang Liang stared. He suddenly felt that he had lost the right to choose a spouse in the whole country. He was so excited that he passed out on the spot.

The water friend in the live broadcast room looked at the guy who fainted, and laughed out of place.

"One thing to say, those two buttocks are really white and round [dog head]"

"I suddenly understood a little bit. There was a reason why the four of us were playing the Pen Fairy game, but that guy was unconscious and was entangled by a female ghost."

"I was warned by the super management even if I showed my butt, and the sister Zhou next door really fainted in the toilet."

The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun put down the steel pipe in his hand, and after feeling his pulse, he said very calmly, "Don't worry, this kid was just unconscious, he didn't eat for a long time, and he fainted from hunger."

"Give him some batter or a bowl of thick millet porridge, forcefully pour it down, wait for a while, and he will be fine."

Liang Liang was carried back to his dormitory by everyone. Before the millet porridge made by his roommates in the cafeteria was delivered, the leader Liang of the base rushed over with the doctor.

"Son, why are you dizzy again?"

"Son, don't scare your dad, your grandpa is unconscious today, don't let anything happen again!"

"Hey, the sky has no eyes, what evil did my Liang family do, and why did they suffer three misfortunes today?"

Liang Liang's three roommates were shocked. They never expected that their roommate was actually the son of the big boss!

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Chapter 141 Uniform Black Silk (ask for a monthly ticket)

Because of the epidemic the year before last, when the Sky Eye base was built, in addition to a regular medical room, there was also a medical room for isolation, and the two places were quite far apart.

Later, because I was in the mountains, the epidemic could not spread, so I went to the medical room for isolation and changed it to a convalescent ward.

When master chef Liang fainted, the base doctor took him to the regular medical room for examination, but no one was left in the convalescent ward.

After all, there was only Liang Liang over there, and he had been in a coma for a long time. No one really expected that this kid would wake up suddenly and run to the dormitory with his butt naked.

Old Taoist Zhang was right. Liang Liang woke up not long after pouring down a half-warm bowl of millet porridge.

"All the indexes of the body are normal, but a little weak, and I need to rest for a while." After a long period of examination with a stethoscope, the doctor said a little unconfidently: "Mr. Zhang, why don't you show me?"

"Alright, I'm also very curious, why this kid woke up suddenly." After Zhang Zhishun's inspection, his two white eyebrows were twisted together.

The old man's eyes were extremely shocked, because Liang Liang's organs were normal except for his kidney deficiency.

This... This is unreasonable, even if the newlyweds work hard day and night, the groom's kidneys will not be so weak!

It's unscientific, it's really unscientific, could it be that he was really haunted by a female ghost?

"Mr. Zhang, is my son okay?" Leader Liang asked cautiously.

Old Taoist Zhang looked at Liang Liang, sighed, and said, "Yes, and the problem is serious. If the cause cannot be found, sooner or later you will be infertile."

Leader Liang's eyes darkened, and he almost fell to the ground. His own family is thin, and there is only one seedling for three generations. Why is it suddenly infertile?

Liang Liang suddenly felt that the millet porridge in his hand was no longer fragrant, even tasteless, why did he suddenly become infertile.

"Old Taoist priest, don't scare me. I have been single since I was a child. I used to study hard to go to university. After I went to university, because it was a polytechnic university and there were no girls, I had no girlfriend."

"I am in good health. I exercise regularly. The school organizes a physical examination every year. The doctor said that my data is fine and my body is excellent. Why am I suddenly infertile?"

Old Daoist Zhang pressed Liang Liangshen's position, and the kid broke out in a cold sweat immediately, and even his humming was trembling.

"Your kidneys were really good before, but now you overuse your kidneys, leading to kidney failure. If you continue, there is a high possibility of infertility."

"The old man is very curious, you have been lying in bed with a cold and fever, why did you suffer from kidney failure, is this a hidden disease or is it due to other reasons?" Old Taoist Zhang scratched his head and said.

Liang Liang frowned, he suddenly remembered that he had experienced a long and wonderful dream in a coma.

It's just that it's a bit difficult to say, he originally wanted to bury it in his heart and not tell anyone, but now it's about infertility, so he can't control it so much.

"Old Daoist, when I was in a coma, I dreamed that I joined a big company after resigning from the Sky Eye base."

"The boss of that company is a rich woman who has just divorced and has no children. She has a net worth of tens of millions. When I first joined the company, she took a fancy to me and has to follow the unspoken rules."

"Dad, you know me well. Our family advocates freedom in love. I've always been an upright person. I can't look down on her just because someone else divorced."

"The most important thing is that I have no resistance to subduing black silk, so after I worked there for two days, on an overtime night with lightning, thunder, and heavy rain, I followed that rich woman."

"Actually, I didn't want to. The main reason was that I wanted to challenge my weakness, but in the end she gave too much, and then the two of us ended up with that." Liang Liang blushed, talking about the past in her dream.

Leader Liang looked at his son and sighed. His eyes were filled with guilt, embarrassment and hatred!

The three graduate students wanted to chat but dared not, their faces turned red.

The doctor was amazed at the side. In fact, it is normal to have erotic dreams. Normal people only have one night at most, but it is really rare to have a dream like this for more than ten days, and the kidneys are damaged. It is really rare!

The water friends in Jiang Yun's live broadcast room have opened their eyes. It turns out that they can still find rich women in this way.

That must be such a beautiful person, to make people unwilling to wake up for more than ten days and nights.

"Hahaha, I can't help it, it's really because the rich woman gave too much [cover face]"

"I would like to ask, what position do you use to sleep in order to dream of that rich woman?"

"A rich woman takes 500 yuan. I'm not just a random person. Take 1000 yuan. I don't care who you are. Take 5000 yuan. I don't care how many of you are there. Take 1 yuan. I don't care if you are a person or not. Take 2 yuan. Ten thousand yuan, please don't treat me as a human being."

"Actually, subduing black silk is also my weakness. I also want to challenge my weakness in my dream. Let alone, I am going to read the textbook [狗头]"

Leader Liang looked at his son's pale face, and suddenly remembered that in the soul ferry, the protagonist was sucked into the painting by a female ghost, and was almost squeezed dry.

"Jiang Daochang, you have great magic power, do you think my son has been haunted by a female ghost?"