Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"I don't believe it, it's definitely not magic!"

"Don't ask! Asking is the truth, Daoist Tianyuan, with boundless mana!"

"I suddenly had an idea, if the Taoist priest treats me so little, can I be rejuvenated?"

The gala reached its climax in Jiang Yun's magic, and it also ended at this time.

It was really getting late, and Academician Yu organized everyone to leave in an orderly manner and return to their dormitories to rest.

After Jiang Yun returned to the house, he washed his face and was about to say goodbye to the water friend before downloading the broadcast, but the door rang.

The three graduate students in the next dormitory who were playing Pen Fairy took some fruit and snacks and came to visit to thank them.

"Three lay monks, the poor Taoist has a predestined relationship with everyone, that's why I help you. You really don't need to spend so much money." Jiang Yun accepted the things and sighed.

After the three graduate students entered the room, they began to chat with Jiang Yun about the daily life. They chatted and chatted, and they talked about the secrets of Taoism that cannot be passed on to the outside world.

In the live broadcast room, the water friends who originally planned to download and sleep heard about this, and became excited on the spot, reluctant to leave.

"Daoist, some time ago we were playing with Bixian, and something happened. Do you think there are really ghosts in this world?"

Jiang Yun looked at the three of them, smiled, nodded, and said, "Don't worry, there must be ghosts in this world, such as poor Taoists. Compared with Mr. Zhang, I am a poor ghost."

The three graduate students sighed. They felt that Jiang Yun had said everything, but he didn't say anything.

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help complaining.

"When the three people asked if there were ghosts, the Taoist nodded subconsciously. People's subconscious can't deceive people [dog head]"

"Believe in science, there is something, there is no need to hide it, but we can't see it."

"Daoist, what a coincidence, I am also a poor ghost, but you are a fake poor ghost, and I am a real poor ghost [cover face]"

The three graduate students looked at Jiang Yun, and they were a little bit unwilling to give up.

Continue to ask: "Jiang Daochang, does the elixir that Sun Wukong ate secretly in the alchemy room of Taishang Laojun really exist?"

"If it exists, have you ever eaten it? What does it taste like? Is it delicious?"

Jiang Yun touched his bare chin, lost in memory.

"The elixir that Sun Wukong took back then is of course real. My master bought me a lot when I was young."

"That kind of big barrel of Myrisu is very refreshing to hold and eat. It tastes sweet, but you can't eat too much, because it's not good for your teeth."

The water friend in the live broadcast room sighed regretfully, and then laughed. Although this answer was unexpected, it was within expectation.

"The Daoist is really talking nonsense in a serious manner. I really read Journey to the West, and Sun Wukong obviously ate hawthorn pills!"

"Bullshit Hawthorn Pills, I deliberately paused to take a look, it's peanuts!"

"What you said is wrong, it's actually the eye-stretching pill [狗头]"

"Damn it, I really didn't expect that the Taoist priest would like to eat Mai Lisu just like me!"

A graduate student hesitated for a long time, and he couldn't help talking about a strange incident at home.

Since their family bought a large double-door refrigerator, their four-year-old nephew has been saying that at night, two children will appear on the refrigerator, and they are there every night.

"Jiang Daochang, is the situation in our family still alive? Are those two children evil spirits? Are you free? I would like to ask you to come to our house to check Feng Shui."

Jiang Yun looked at the serious guy, frowned, and asked, "This layman, is what you said true?"

"Jiang Daochang, I swear to God, if I tell half a lie, my whole family will die!"

"This layman, we don't need it, we don't need it, I don't need it, I will make a bold guess, is your home a Haier double-door refrigerator?"

"That's right, Taoist priest, how do you know?"

"Then it's all right, you have to believe in science, Pindao guesses that what your little nephew saw was not a kid, but the Haier brothers posted on the refrigerator."

"You can call home later and ask. I guess that little guy can see two children on the refrigerator during the day." Jiang Yun gave a super scientific answer with a serious face.

The graduate student froze in place. He studied the refrigerator at home for several months, disassembled and reinstalled it several times. He really didn't expect that the problem was actually the Haier logo!

The corners of the mouths of the water friends in the live broadcast room twitched, and many people kicked their feet out of the bed with confidence.

"Hahahahaha, my family is Brother Haier!"

"Brothers, do you understand, you still have to believe in science [funny]"

"Why is the Taoist priest's explanation flawless, but I don't want to believe it."

"The Taoist priest's behavior is getting more and more outrageous, but he still insists on believing in science. Every time he says he is lonely."

The three graduate students remembered how many people went to the Taoist temple together, no matter which Taoist temple they went to, they could see many small jars hanging up, so they asked curiously: "Jiang Daochang, tell us the truth."

"Those little jars hanging in your Taoist temple, what are they filled with?"

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Chapter 139 Taoist priest quickly open the door (seeking monthly ticket)

"Do you think that A Piao is suppressed in those small jars hanging in the Taoist temple?" Jiang Yun asked back, smiled, and said: "Don't think too much, there are only some pickles in it."

When he was young, he was in Tianyuan Taoist Temple, and his master Chisong Taoist priest told him all the year round that it was strictly forbidden to open those small jars.

Later, Taoist Chisong wandered around, Jiang Yun couldn't hold back his curiosity, so he stepped on a small bench and opened a jar.

The jar was filled with pickled vegetables. Later, because the jar was opened in advance, air entered the jar, causing the entire jar of pickles to be broken.

After Taoist Chisong came back, he looked at the broken pickles and felt distressed for a long time.

In the live broadcast room, Shuiyou saw three graduate students who were dubious, and they also became dubious.

"Apiao's sauerkraut must have already been opened, give me ten catties [funny]"

"Friend Daoist, that sauerkraut is not fun to eat!"

"The hanging jars contain pickles, because the jars with A Piao are usually buried, don't ask me how I know."

"Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, laymen, don't talk nonsense, the jars used to suppress Ah Piao are usually placed under the altar of the ancestor master, and they are called soldiers under the altar!"

"I have a question. If the Taoist priest plays a four-cornered game like summoning a pen fairy, does he count as fishing law enforcement? If he catches it, should he solve it by himself or contact the underworld?"

The three graduate students saw that they couldn't get anything out of Cong Jiang Yun's words, and they looked a little regretful, so they chatted about homework.

A graduate student with reddish eyes talked about his private affairs.

"Master Dao, I have a friend who went to the mountains to do scientific research last year. He went there for several months, but his girlfriend who had been dating for five years broke up because of this matter."

"Besides work, he is extremely decadent now. Daoist, will you feel sad after your monks lose their love?"

Jiang Yun looked at the graduate student with reddish eyes, and asked cautiously: "This layman, I am proficient in the art of physiognomy. I found out that you suffered a peach blossom disaster some time ago, and it was a bad peach blossom."

"Is that friend you're talking about yourself?"

"Master Daoist, people are tough!"

"Little layman, please calm down. There is a brother in our Taoist sect. After he broke up in love, he went directly from the Zhengyi sect to the Quanzhen sect. Taoist priests are also human, and everyone reacted the same way." Jiang Yun said comfortingly.

When the water friends in the live broadcast room heard it, they called him a good guy.

"The Zheng faction can talk about marriage, but the Quanzhen faction forbids marriage. My good fellow, that's disrespectful!"

"Sure enough, when meeting someone, if it's not a gift, it's a lesson [cover face]"

"Zhengyi went to Quanzhen, and the damage was a bit serious. It seems that I really can't think about it."

"Woooooo, I just broke up some time ago, fellow daoists, let's see each other for real!"

Jiang Yun patted the graduate student on the shoulder, and comforted in a broad voice: "Little layman, loving someone is like picking shells on the beach."

"The piece of shell you found does not belong to you, there is no need to hold it tightly, let the shell cut your hand, let it go, and continue to stride forward, you will definitely meet the shell that belongs to you alone."

"We don't need to pick the biggest one, nor the most beautiful one, the one that suits us is the best, understand?"

The graduate student nodded, and his eye sockets became even redder.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were amazed.

If Daoist Jiang hadn't seen through the world of mortals, he would never have said that!

"If love could be as simple as picking up shells, I hope my shells won't be hidden [please]"

"Daozhang, I understand, all the Neptunes have probably been picking at the beach all the time."

"I've never been to the beach before. The first time I went to the beach, I picked up a shell I liked. This shell is restless. He doesn't want to hide in the bag. He will still run to the beach. Goodbye, dead scumbag!"

"Master Dao, what if my shells are picked up by someone?"

"My dear upstairs, if you want to open it, if someone picks it up, it will not be your shell. Let's think about the best, there is really no need to lose the entire ocean for a single shell."

"I think, when I find my unique shell, I probably won't go to the beach."

The three graduate students became more and more excited as they chatted. When they wanted to continue chatting, Jiang Yun couldn't hold back anymore.

"Three laymen, staying up late is harmful to your health, don't stay up late, the poor are going to sleep, let's talk tomorrow if we have something to do."

"Uh, goodbye, Taoist priest, we're leaving now."

The three graduate students looked at Xiaobai who had consciously crawled into Jiang Yun's bed and was staring at him with resentful eyes, and they suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

Uh, it's really a bit disturbing to the Taoist priest this late at night.

After Jiang Yun sent the three of them out of his room, before he took off the coat he was wearing, he heard three screams from the corridor: "Damn it, female ghost!"

"Daozhang, open the door quickly, save me!"

"Jiang Daochang, don't hide in the house and keep silent, I know you are at home, open the door, open the door, open the door, open the door!"

bump!bump!bump!

The three graduate students were no longer knocking on the door, but knocking on it.

Jiang Yun frowned, he felt something was wrong.

It hasn't been a day since the token of the fire dragon and pan sword was given out, why did the female ghost come to seek revenge?

If it is not scientific, those three people have evil spirits in their bodies. There are no monsters and ghosts in this world. Believe in science!

He opened the door and scolded: "Three lay monks, if you smash the door of the impoverished room, you will have to pay for it!"

"Master Daoist, all the female ghosts in white over there have come to the door, so don't mention the matter of not getting married."

"Jiang Daochang, I will definitely pay for the door, you let me in first, I am afraid!"

"You two give me a hand, my legs are weak, I really can't walk!"

The expressions of the three graduate students were a little distorted. They rushed into Jiang Yun's room, if Xiaobai hadn't opened his mouth on the bed and kept threatening, trying to protect his territory.

Those three guys must have gone straight to bed and got under the covers.

"Three laymen, we have to believe in science. Pindao lives next door to you. How could there be a female ghost in white to trouble you?" Jiang Yun frowned as he looked at the three guys hiding behind him.

He led three shivering guys out of the room and into the hallway.

creak.

On the opposite side, the old priest Zhang Zhishun put on his clothes and also opened the door.

The five people looked at the other end of the aisle. It was pitch black, but there was indeed a figure leaning on the wall and walking slowly.

cough!

Old Taoist Zhang coughed, and the voice-activated lights in the corridor turned on one by one.

The female ghost in white finally appeared under the light, but it was a male ghost with a pale face and wearing a doctor's white coat with blood stains on it.

He looked at the five people, leaning on the wall while walking, and opened his mouth, screaming silently.

After the voice-activated lights dimmed, the three guys behind Jiang Yun trembled even more.

"Jiang Daochang, have you seen it clearly? I've seen this scene in a horror movie. Use the thunder method to kill that guy."

"Our Tianyan base is really a temple for monks, why is it a male ghost who came, why didn't the female ghost in white come?"

"Two priests, if not, let's go back to the room to avoid the limelight, I'm a little scared!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room are also bombarded now.

When encountering such a scene at night, no matter how courageous you are, you will feel a little scared in your heart.