Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

Jiang Yun looked at Liang Liang, shook his head, and said, "Leader Liang, we must believe in science. How can there be any female ghosts in this world?"

"Pindao thinks that your son has been single for too long, and entered a fantasy while sleeping, and then he tasted the taste and couldn't control it. He subconsciously didn't want to wake up."

"It's okay. This young man who has been single for more than 20 years can understand. Be careful next time and just control yourself."

"By the way, don't let him take off the token of the fire dragon and coiled sword hanging around his neck during this time, otherwise something may happen again."

Leader Liang believed in science a little bit at first, but when he listened to it, he felt something was wrong.

"Master Dao, isn't it a bit of a coincidence that today's incident, my son just hung up the token you gave him, are you sure he isn't being entangled by a female ghost?"

"Leader Liang, we must believe in science and understand everything we know. Your son is in good health. Let him not take off his token and sleep well. He will be fine in a few days." Jiang Yun said with a smile.

After he finished speaking, he turned and went back to his room, turned off the lights and went to sleep.

Old Daoist Zhang had a strange expression on his face, and everyone looked skeptical, but everyone could only say that they understood everything.

The water friends in the live broadcast room began to question Jiang Yun.

"Daoist, monks don't lie to water friends, is that young man really haunted by a female ghost?"

"Suddenly I want the Daoist Priest's fire dragon pan sword token. I would rather believe it than have it. It seemed really useful to bring it with me that night."

"Lu Xun once said that when all the coincidences come together, it is no coincidence."

"Everyone, laymen, you must believe in science, understand everything you know, you understand, the poor way is going to be broadcast, see you tomorrow." Jiang Yun smiled and turned off the live broadcast.

He put the drone away, turned off the light and went to bed, hugged Xiao Bai who was already waiting anxiously, and fell asleep.

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Chapter 142 Theory is OK (recommendation ticket requested)

The next morning.

After Jiang Yun got up and washed, he started the live broadcast, took Brother Snake and Xiao Bai, and jogged back to the gazebo in the small square.

An hour of meditation and chanting in the morning class, and another hour of Tai Chi.

"The cold wind is blowing, and long johns are added to add more warmth. Although the sun is shining brightly, it is not worth the warmth."

"In the blink of an eye, it has been many days since I entered the mountain, and Mr. Zhang has almost finished the medicinal materials. I guess Pindao has to go back."

"There are still a lot of messy things in the Taoist temple that have not been dealt with. I am so pitiful!" Jiang Yun looked up at the sky and sighed.

Just after performing Tai Chi in the live broadcast room, the water friends who were drinking and resting burst out laughing on the spot.

"You bastard, poor man, isn't this the mantra of Mr. Liu, the executive president and CEO of Renewable Resources Greater China?"

"It seems that the Taoist priest didn't sleep last night, and also watched Mr. Liu's video. He may have taken a fancy to a treasure from Mr. Liu's scrap yard."

"Guo Ming is still recovering from his injuries, Bingbing reporter doesn't seem to have left, and the Kung Fu documentary hasn't been filmed yet. There seems to be a lot of things about Taoist priests going back."

"Please don't forget Teacher Luo, the Taoist priest also promised to make a show together, this is the real dream linkage [expectation]"

When Jiang Yun took Xiaobai and Brother Snake back for breakfast, he received everyone's attention as soon as he arrived at the cafeteria.

Before half of the breakfast was eaten, the voices of discussion from the people at the next table came over.

"I seriously suspect that Daoist Jiang is a god who came down to earth. It's really scary that he summoned the thunder."

"Who said it wasn't? The Daoist priest had consecrated the token of the fire dragon pan sword, and in less than a day, he rescued Liang Liang, who had been in a coma for half a month. It is said that the boy was haunted by a female ghost, and he was dying died."

"Tsk tsk tsk, peony flowers are dead, and being a ghost is also flirtatious. I just want to know what that female ghost looks like. Why don't you think she seduces me?"

"One thing to say, the three graduate students in the dormitory next door to the Taoist priest were sick yesterday, but today they are alive and well. It is said that the three of them made a big pot of porridge and a drawer of steamed stuffed buns. They are delicious!"

"Shh, don't talk about it, Daoist Jiang is watching us, eating, eating without talking, sleeping without talking."

Jiang Yun looked at the next table with complicated eyes. He really wanted to go over and explain, but he didn't have any evidence to refute his rumors.

Why are the rumors getting more and more outrageous? Who will prove it to Pindao!

"Boy, I have good news for you. I woke up this morning and found that you have been on the hot searches of all major apps."

"You followed the old man into the mountains this time to avoid the limelight. How did I find out that you are getting more and more popular?"

The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun brought Zhuzhu, and he came over with an oversized breakfast and an iron basin in his hand, sat across from Jiang Yun, and joked with a smile.

"Mr. Zhang, don't scare me, why am I on the hot search again?" Jiang Yun suddenly felt that the buns in his hand were not fragrant.

Many water friends quit the live broadcast room, went to Douyin, Kuaishou, Xiaopozhan and major browsers, and searched.

"The video of Taoist summoning Tianlei is the most popular search on TikTok, with nearly 300 million likes [funny]"

"Last night's ghost-hunting video, I don't know which black fan edited it with ghosts and animals, and now it has dominated the screen, and I really have a stomachache from laughing."

"Master Daoist: I don't want to be on the trending searches, but I just want to live broadcast honestly. Why is it so difficult?"

"Those celebrities who spend money on the hot search will definitely envy and hate Daozhang when they see Daozhang. They always feel that Daozhang's influence is already at the superstar level."

"Let's not talk about China, Taoist priests are already popular abroad. I went over the wall to YouTube yesterday. As long as there are clips related to Taoist priests, the number of likes has exceeded [-]. It's really stupid for those foreigners to see."

Although he had no appetite, but following the principle of not wasting food, Jiang Yun still dumped the rice on the plate to Zhuzhu.

It is a protected animal of the Sanyou. A few days ago, I made a great contribution to finding herbs in the mountains. It should be nourished, put on autumn fat, and prepared for the winter.

After Jiang Yun finished his breakfast, he took Xiaobai and Brother Snake, and was about to go out to avoid the limelight, but he didn't walk far from the cafeteria when he saw a group of people gathered together.

In front of those people stood a jujube wood pile, a metal rod was inserted above the jujube wood pile, and a kite was tied to the metal rod.

The kite has been set up and is now floating there dangling.

"Every layman, what are you doing?" Jiang Yun asked very puzzled.

"Jiang Daochang, you said that Lei Zaomu is the king of magic tools, so we are researching artificial Lei Zaomu."

"Let's see if our method is reliable. If the lightning is really brought down and the jujube pile is hit, will the jujube pile be considered thunder or not?" A large group of engineers chattered to Jiang Yun. Tongue Road.

Jiang Yun looked at the kite flying in mid-air, and he was dumbfounded at that time.

You engineers, are you polite?What do you think about this bug with the poor card?

Although Taoism emphasizes inaction and resignation, that method seems to be really feasible.

"Master Daoist, monks don't tell lies, is it really possible to do this?"

The group of engineers were very shocked and said: "But we don't know how to make tokens. We just make a piece of thunder date wood as a necklace and hang it around the neck. Can it ward off evil spirits?"

"There is also a method of lightning escape in Taoism, which is to use artificial methods to make lightning strike wood. Theoretically speaking, wearing only lightning strike wood without making magic tools can also avoid evil." Jiang Yun frowned and nodded.

After he finished speaking, he looked at the camera of the drone, and solemnly warned the water friends in the live broadcast room: "Every layman, you must not learn from these engineers."

"These guys have a wealth of theoretical knowledge. They know how to avoid lightning and how to save their lives during thunderstorms. We ordinary people flying kites in rainy days are really easy to be killed by lightning. Don't imitate it!"

In the live broadcast room, the water friends looked at the kite tied to the jujube stake, and kept playing barrage and sending 666 to express their admiration.

"Sure enough, the engineers' brains are easy to use. I don't know if they can mass-produce lightning strike wood in the future and bring down the price of lightning strike wood."

"Is there any difference between lightning strike wood made of natural lightning and lightning strike wood made of high voltage electricity?"

"If the lightning strike wood made of high voltage electricity is also effective, will it make a difference if it is used with direct current or alternating current?"

"I feel that Daoist really thinks too much. I want to live for two more years. No normal person would want to fly a kite on a rainy day just to get a lightning strike."

"That is, go to the Taoist temple to buy a token made of lightning strike wood, isn't he delicious?"

"I have invited the Thunder Zaomu Liuzhu from Tianshi Mansion, and it feels numb when I hold it in my hand. It should be the real Thunder Zaomu!"

"If you want to pursue that crisp and numb feeling, I think it's better to just touch the switch [dog head]!"

Jiang Yun looked at the messages in the barrage area, and he suddenly felt that practice must also be scientific.

With the progress and development of science and technology, perhaps in the future some very precious instruments in Daomen will really become industrial products worth the price of cabbage.

Your sister, it is enough nonsense to use lightning to make lightning strike wood, but also use high voltage electricity to make it, it is outrageous!

But the problem is, the brain hole created by the water friends in the live broadcast room is theoretically no problem!

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Chapter 143

When Jiang Yun was sighing, he saw three graduate students in the dormitory next to his.

The three boys all had a round thing between their fingers, and they were waving towards the sky.

"Heaven and earth are boundless, Mysterious Heart is righteous, Nine Heavens Divine Thunder, listen to my order."

"Lei come to protect yourself!"

"Ray comes!"

"Lei~cough cough, second child, do you think this is useful?"

After Jiang Yun walked over, he saw the three boys with two or three dried red dates between their fingers.

"Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, three laymen, what are you doing?"

"Jiang Daochang, you said that the way of wood is based on the heart of the Thunderbolt date. The three of us thought about it. The date core is also date wood, so I want to try it with your thunder method."

"But I feel that our posture is not right. After calling for a long time, Tianlei just won't come. It's really boring."

Jiang Yun looked at the big red dates held in the hands of the three of them, he broke out in a cold sweat, and then kicked them.

These three guys are so courageous. Can Lei Fa, that thing, read casually?

That is to say, the three of them don't have any morals, otherwise a thunderstorm will come, is this considered suicide or homicide?

"Three laymen, your ideas are very good, don't allow it next time." After Jiang Yun finished warning, he suddenly felt very tired.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were really surprised when they saw the three submissive graduate students.

"Oh, I'll go, three talents!"

"Graduate students are indeed graduate students. Their brains are easy to use. Jujube is much cheaper than jujube wood."

"I'm curious, if the jujube pits are bombarded with lightning, if the jujube pits don't die, if they are planted in the ground, will the jujube trees grow count as lightning-struck trees?"

"The Taoist leader is about to collapse, brothers, let's not worry about it, let's let the Taoist leader go."

Just as Jiang Yun was about to leave, he heard a shout.

"Master, please stay!"

He broke out in a cold sweat, this sentence is very taboo, if it is not hard, it is really easy to be killed.

Liang Tiankui, the leader of the Tianyan base, walked quickly from the control center with a few people.

"Jiang Daochang, you and Mr. Zhang really saved my family's life, how can I thank you!"

"Liang Layman, Daoism pays attention to cause and effect, every peck and drink are all destiny."

Jiang Yun smiled and said, "If you hadn't promised us to come here to shelter from the rain, how could we have produced yesterday's good fruit?"

"You don't need to be thankful, that's what Pindao should do as a monk."

After he finished speaking, he twitched his hand, but didn't twitch.

Liang Tiankui was a little embarrassed: "Jiang Daochang, I have something to ask."

"Liang Layman, let's talk about it, can you let go of your hands first, there are so many of you, the poor really can't escape!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room almost collapsed from laughter. They originally thought it was the family members expressing their gratitude, so they held on tightly and did not let go.

Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, it was because he was afraid that people would run away.

"Jiang Daochang, I have been feeling that the feng shui of Tianyan Base is not very good recently. There are always accidents, and they are often struck by lightning."

"Although I believe in science and don't engage in feudal superstition, I would rather believe in something than nothing, or you will be troubled and help us change Feng Shui?" After Liang Tiankui finished speaking, he let go of Jiang Yun's hand.

In fact, as early as half a year ago.

At dusk at the Sky Eye Base, two shadows, one black and one white, would appear in the surrounding jungle every once in a while.

Those two shadows were quite frightening. Al-Qaeda people tried to catch them, but they couldn't find anything. Moreover, the road in the forest was difficult to walk, and many people's feet were twisted.

Over time, rumors of black and white impermanence lingering nearby became prevalent.

Liang Tiankui originally planned to call the police, but Jiang Yun and Zhang Laotao came.

Jiang Yun summoned Tianlei by coincidence, which shocked this middle-aged man who had always believed in science, so he thought about changing Feng Shui.

Anyway, no money, just a little bit of trust, in case it is useful?