Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"That's right, everything is kept silent, sleep, and I have to do scientific research tomorrow, hey~~"

After turning off the lights in the next room and going to sleep, Jiang Yun lay on the bed, cursed God, and then looked at what he had gained after entering the mountain.

At present, the prestige value has accumulated to 342 million, which gave him a little comfort in his heart.

Really good, really good, living in the mountains is really good!

I didn't expect the effect of the live broadcast to be so good. When I return to Tianyuan Taoist Temple, I might have saved up to 400 million reputation points, and then I can draw four big prizes.

After he turned off the light, he put his arms around Xiao Bai on the bed, and soon fell asleep.

Sleeping in a bed is definitely better than sleeping in a sleeping bag.

Day 2 at 6:00 am.

It was still dark and the sky was foggy, but the rain had stopped.

After Jiang Yun got up early, he took Xiaobai in his arms and washed up briefly. He came outside the base and found that everyone was still awake, so he started the live broadcast and decided to go out for exercise.

The rain last night seemed to have swept away all the dust in the mountains. Although it was still dark, the mountains were full of green and pleasant, and all the plants seemed to be reborn.

The tick-tock-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick of the raindrops are everywhere, and the sound is very pleasant.

"I didn't expect laymen to get up quite early. There are 3 people in the live broadcast room. Everyone, good morning!" Jiang Yun hugged Xiaobai, walking on the asphalt road near the Tianyan base, and said with a smile.

"Good morning Daoist!"

"Since hanging in this live broadcast room, after going to bed at 10:00 every night, I can't fall asleep at 6:00."

"Hello, Daoist. Goodbye, Daoist. My wife is also awake. She is greedy for me. I ate some goji berries. I fought [anger] with her!"

"Single dogs say that the quilt is a bit cold alone, how does it feel to have a wife?"

"It doesn't feel like it. Anyway, every time I ask my wife for pocket money, I have to exchange it for labor. I have given birth to a second child. She is still squeezing my labor, my waist!"

Jiang Yun looked at the bullet screen in the live broadcast room on his mobile phone, and he shook his head helplessly.

This early in the morning, laymen are driving in the live broadcast room, are you so polite to a single Taoist priest?

Holding Xiao Bai in his arms, he walked along the asphalt road to a small mound.

This seems to be a small square that was temporarily built when the Tianyan base was built.

A thick layer of concrete was laid on the mound, and there was nothing left in the middle except for a small gazebo and a jujube tree.

"Hey, could it be that when the Sky Eye was built, a Feng Shui master came here to give advice?" Jiang Yun stood under the jujube tree, looking around, surprised.

From the point of view of Fengshui, this place is a place where Fengshui gathers, especially the location where this jujube tree is located is an extremely sunny place. The effect of practicing here is much better than other places.

"Ladies and gentlemen, today we will have morning class here and recite "Bu Xu Yun"."

"If you have the karma, you will get something. If you don't, then forget it. After all, you can't force this kind of thing." After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he went to the gazebo to meditate.

Xiao Bai lay beside him, his tail wagging like a windmill.

"The Great Dao Cave is mysterious and empty, and there is nothing wrong with it. Refining the quality into the immortal, and then becoming a diamond body, transcending the three realms..."

Jiang Yunxuan's rhyme sang around the pavilion, and he quickly brought many laymen in the live broadcast room into an ethereal state, as if walking in the void.

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Chapter 130 Pretending to be struck by lightning (seeking a monthly ticket)

The words are mysterious, the accent is mellow, and the sound of chanting sutras in the air is clear and bright. Many people are in the dark, seeing the immortals walking on the void.

It varies from person to person, and many people quit after entering that state for a short time.

After they woke up, they found that their backs were soaked with sweat, and their whole body was boiling with energy, as if they had just run a five-kilometer.

"Thank you, Daoist Priest, for giving me the fate, I rewarded you, I rewarded you!"

"Suddenly my waist doesn't feel sore anymore, anchor, wait until my wife and I finish the decisive battle, and I'll come back to give you a reward, that bitch is too crazy!"

"Holy shit, why are there so many people giving rewards in the live broadcast room? Could it be that I have poor qualifications and haven't entered the state of enlightenment?"

"Hey, I can't stay in this live broadcast room anymore. I watch the live broadcast every day, and it turns out that I have no fate and feel uncomfortable."

After 15 minutes of Jiang Yun's chanting, all the water friends in the live broadcast room retreated from that state, and after another 5 minutes, he seemed to realize something in his heart.

"The mind and spirit pills make me understand the truth. Thinking about the spirit and refining the liquid, the Dao Qi will last forever."

"I watch Avalokitesvara and watch freedom, and I see real warriors and real me!"

"I am cultivating in the sky of Daluo, and the weather is majestic like the middle of the day. I don't practice Taoism, but come naturally. The end of the technique is the source of the body!"

"A gentleman hides his weapon in his body and moves it when the time comes. The way should not be for this..."

Many water friends in the live broadcast room were frightened by Jiang Yun's chanting. Many people felt that their blood was rushing to Baihui, and even their heartbeats were synchronized with the rhythm of chanting.

That feeling is like being coerced by sea water, pushing forward forcibly, and there is no way to get rid of it.

"The sword is hidden in the body, and the way is in the heart!"

"Brothers in the live broadcast room, dare to ask what is Tao?"

"What is this song, why does it make my Dao heart excited, the spirit sword shakes, I can't suppress my own realm, I want to break through!"

[The Sixteen Characters of Yin Yang]: "Dear friends in the live broadcast room, there are some things that you can't talk nonsense, there are taboos in it, and your practice time is still short, so you don't understand the routines in it!"

"Speaking out some words will really change the trajectory of your life in the dark. A seemingly simple sentence will change your life!"

Many water friends in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded. What are those people talking about in the barrage?

Could it be that when the earth's spiritual energy recovered, it missed itself?

"Dear friends, please take me with you when you practice!"

"The sixteen characters of yin and yang are passed on to you, senior, are you an expert in the world, are you accepting disciples?"

[Yin Yang Sixteen Characters]: "Believe in science, I just want those guys upstairs to delete their messages, let me say, they can't grasp those words."

The viewers in the live broadcast room who had just ignited the dream of practicing in their hearts burst out with a foul language at that time.

They suddenly felt that the water in Jiang Yun's live broadcast room was very deep, and they couldn't grasp it.

[Zhang Zhishun's deity]: "Boy, I just checked the weather forecast, and it will still rain this morning."

"Stay away from that jujube tree, and be careful not to be struck by lightning!"

Kacha~~

rumbling~

A large cloud of white light and the sudden sound of thunder from the sky startled the audience in the live broadcast room.

A curl of green smoke rose from the camera in the live broadcast room, and many people's hearts sank, and a sentence appeared in their minds at the same time.

"Could it be that Jiang Daochang has acted too much recently, so he was sanctioned by Tianlei?"

"Old Daoist Zhang has become a poisonous milk, this milk is too accurate!"

"I hope the anchor is fine, should we call 120 for the anchor?"

"The anchor is in the deep mountains. If something happens, everyone will be cold when the ambulance passes by. I hope everyone is okay?"

Just woke up, old Taoist Zhang who was watching Jiang Yun's live broadcast with his mobile phone was stunned.

This situation... is really too sudden!

He put on his clothes resolutely, and was about to go to the place where Jiang Yun had an accident, and when he wanted to see if he was still there, Jiang Yun's voice suddenly appeared on the phone.

The drone rises and the camera zooms out.

Jiang Yun was at the edge of the small square, holding Xiaobai in one hand and Xiaohuai tree in the other, with a look of shock on his face.

"The Patriarch of the Sanqing is above, the poor Taoist has always obeyed the law, why was he suddenly struck by lightning?"

"It's really unreasonable. People are good at being bullied, horses are good at being ridiculed, God looks at people's dishes, persimmons are picky and soft, alas."

The water friends in the live broadcast room found that Jiang Yun was not injured at all except for his messy hair. They couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, and at the same time they were a little shocked.

"Nimma, the lightning didn't kill me, is this still a human?"

"Why do I feel that Daoist escaped from the attack range of the thunder at the moment when the thunder struck him? His reaction speed is so fast!"

"Be confident, get rid of how you feel, the anchor is really meditating one second, and the next second is rushing to the edge of the small square. I feel that the world sprint champion is not as fast as him."

When the water friends in the live broadcast room were complaining, Jiang Yun took Xiaobai and returned to the small pavilion.

"I was struck by lightning for no reason, which dog thief is plotting against me behind my back?"

Hearing Jiang Yun's muttering, the old Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun twitched his beard twice, feeling a little wronged for no reason.

I can't explain this matter clearly. Is it possible that the old man is really poisonous milk?

Impossible, absolutely impossible!

It must be that kid who used too much thunder yesterday and was sanctioned by Tianlei today, absolutely!

When old Taoist Zhang was speculating in his mind, Jiang Yun had already come to the jujube tree that had been split into charred by the thunder.

The lightning strike just now hit the jujube tree, not the small and medium-sized gazebo, otherwise, even if the land gods were meditating here, they would not be able to escape.

This jujube tree has a history of decades at least, and it cannot be hugged by one person.

Even if it was slashed by Heavenly Tribulation and there was a gap in the middle, its trunk is still straight.

Jiang Yun looked at the jujube tree that had been smashed into charcoal by lightning, and beamed with joy, and said: "If you survive a catastrophe, you will have future blessings. The ancients never deceived me!"

"It's time for the poor to get rich today. The poor are really lucky today."

"Xuannv said: Jujube is the envoy of trees and the spirit of things, and Lei Gong kills Luyun, the way of wood is based on the heart of jujube, and there is no heart of jujube, so it is also for this reason!"

From time to time in the live broadcast room, some people who heard Jiang Yun's meal were stunned and asked questions in the barrage.

Jiang Yun smiled and explained: "Ladies and gentlemen, that sentence means that among the trees struck by lightning, jujube wood is the best magic weapon."

"Because jujube wood is an extremely yang thing, it has yang energy in itself. If it is quenched with thunder, it can store huge energy. In our Taoism, thunder jujube wood is the number one god tree!"

"Under normal circumstances, not to mention being used to make magic tools, this Lei Zaomu will feel crisp and numb even if it is simply held in the hand!"

"Such a large piece of thunder jujube wood, Pindao only needs a small piece to make utensils, and most of the rest can be sold to fellow sects to make a lot of money."

Jiang Yun touched Lei Zaomu in front of him, and Xiaobai suddenly jumped out with an idiotic expression on his face.

It roared loudly at Lei Zaomu, and at the same time, there was another rustling sound from Lei Zaomu.

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Chapter 131 The Alien Centipede

At the root of the jujube tree, among piles of fallen leaves, a centipede with a black body and red feet poked its head out furtively.

When the guy was sure that the jujube tree had been smashed by the lightning, he crawled out from the pile of fallen leaves.

This centipede was a full thirty centimeters long, and its whole body was shining brightly. At first glance, it was actually quite handsome.

The drone took the initiative to fly over and gave the centipede a close-up shot. It straightened up half of its body and began to actively attack the drone. It looked very fierce.

Jiang Yun was really shocked.

It's really hard not to let people's imaginations run wild when such a big centipede emerged from under the jujube tree that was just struck by lightning.

"This centipede survived being struck by lightning, did it become a spirit?"

"I have a question now. Is it the jujube tree or the centipede that is crossing the calamity? Who is it that the lightning strikes?"

"There used to be a cypress tree in my hometown, which was split in half by lightning. When the tree was finally cut down, my dad found a centipede with a length of more than 30 centimeters inside, but it was dead."

"I have seen with my own eyes that a snake was crushed to seven inches by a tree struck by lightning. This is not a coincidence. There is an unnatural force that we cannot explain."

Jiang Yun looked at the centipede, and the more he looked at it, the more strange it became, and his expression gradually became serious.

That thing is really a bit evil.

He hugged Xiaobai, turned around and got into the woods around the small square.

The water friend in the live broadcast room was stupid at the time, and everyone guessed.

"What is the origin of the centipede, it actually scared the anchor away!"

"Master Dao, it doesn't matter if you go, please take us with you!

[Sixteen Characters of Yin and Yang]: "Thunder Tree has Yin spirits who use the tree to cultivate. If they fail to cross the catastrophe, the aura feeds back on the tree, which makes the Thunder Tree produce aura."