Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"This centipede is so ferocious, I'm afraid it is a beast raised by the Yin spirit, and it has no owner now, so it ran out."

"Don't look at that centipede as small, it has at least the cultivation of the foundation stage, and its fighting power is at least [-], while the Taoist priest's fighting power is only [-], so it's normal to run away."

The water friends in the live broadcast room watched the barrage posted by the old liar, the sixteen-character successor of Yin-Yang, and they suddenly panicked.

Although that guy has been talking nonsense, there is always some truth to what he said.

The centipede was still baring its teeth and claws, and the drone was very skinny, always taking pictures on the centipede's face, making the tentacles on the top of the guy's head tremble with anger.

"Every layman in the live broadcast room, Pindao would like to explain to everyone that this is a giant Vietnamese centipede, which is an invasive alien species." Jiang Yun picked up a wooden stick as thick as a wrist and returned.

He fiddled with the centipede with a wooden stick, and popularized science to the water friends in the live broadcast room.

This centipede is the largest centipede in Asia. It is very poisonous, fierce and sensitive, and it will even actively attack passing creatures.

Snapped!

After Jiang Yun's introduction, he used the wooden stick in his hand to hit the head of the Vietnamese giant centipede with precision.

The centipede was killed on the spot, and the water friends in the live broadcast room were all dumbfounded.

Is this dead?

This is unscientific. After laying so much ground just now, I thought he was a ruthless character, but this stick killed him?

"Don't get me wrong, Laymen. Under normal circumstances, the size of a centipede is directly proportional to its toxicity. Although a bite from it is not fatal, it is also uncomfortable."

"And my master said that after removing the head and tail of the centipede, wash it, dip it in egg liquid, wrap it in bread crumbs, and fry it until golden on both sides. The children in the village are all crying."

The water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly felt that the 30-centimeter-long centipede in Jiang Yun's hand suddenly became less scary.

"Spiritual growth is forbidden on the land of China. This foreign centipede really doesn't know the rules, and dares to survive the catastrophe. It deserves it to fall into the hands of the Taoist priest."

"Fried centipedes are really delicious. The Taoist priest in Guangxi has proved that the meat of centipedes is white and translucent, just like prawns. It is very beautiful. After frying, it is even more fragrant."

"I'm the crying kid in Jiangjia Village. Let me prove that it's really delicious [cover face]."

"The kid next door said: You guys are really rude."

Jiang Yun was still thinking about why when there was a giant Vietnamese centipede in the Hubei area, Taoist Zhang Zhishun hurried over.

The old man looked at the centipede which was more than 30 centimeters long, and his eyes lit up on the spot, and he was amazed in his mouth.

"Such a big centipede must have been created by God of Heaven and Earth. It's a good thing, kid. Take it here and let the old man take a good look at it."

Jiang Yun handed the centipede over and said with a smile: "Mr. Zhang, I have made this fried centipede many times. It is definitely delicious in the world. You must try it later."

"Breaking things out, destroying things in heaven!"

The old priest Zhang Zhishun looked at the centipede gently, and said with a smile, "This guy is so big, it is definitely a top-notch traditional Chinese medicine for making medicinal wine."

"Drinking a small amount of centipede wine can not only relieve fatigue, but also has a certain therapeutic effect on hepatitis and cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases, and this thing can be used to treat impotence."

"But you can't drink too much. If you drink too much, it will speed up blood circulation and increase blood pressure, which is not good for your health."

"Such a good thing, you actually want to eat it, why are you a foodie like your master?"

Jiang Yun sighed helplessly, well, there is no way to fry the centipede.

Anything Zhang Lao can fancy for making medicinal materials is basically in the jaws of a tiger, and it is difficult to take it out.

When the water friends in the live broadcast heard the miraculous effect of the centipede wine, their eyes lit up, especially the newly married couples.

"Master Dao, can you post a link to Centipede Wine? I have a friend who is often tired. He may need some wine."

"Good guy, I also have a friend who has chronic hepatitis and wants some centipede wine."

"Since you all have a friend, I also have a friend who has a bad heart and brain blood vessel. Please link."

"It's really a classic quote, I have a friend... [cover face]."

"Master Dao, my husband and I are in production and can't keep up with domestic demand. He only touches me three times a day. It happens that he likes to drink. I want to buy some centipede wine to make up for him."

"Whose tiger lady is this, isn't she too tiger?"

"That's what, the advice from those who have been here, iron rods can also be ground into needles, temperance, temperance, let your husband go."

Looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room, Jiang Yun couldn't help laughing, and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, the poor don't bring goods. If you really want it, you can go to the pharmacy to buy it."

"But you must follow the doctor's advice, drink less, and remember, don't be greedy."

After he finished speaking, he put his mobile phone in his pocket, and Zhang Zhishun and the old Taoist priest surrounded Lei Zaomu and looked at it in circles.

The tree was about three meters high, and the branches were basically chopped off, and the upper half of the trunk was scorched black by the lightning.

Peel off the part that was split into coke by the lightning, and the heart of the tree inside is the best material for making lightning-strike wooden magic tools.

Jiang Yun explained to the seven or eight postgraduate students who got up early and came to watch: "Ladies and gentlemen, the magic utensils made of thunder jujube wood, after consecration by people of Taoism, can be called sacred objects to ward off evil spirits and eliminate disasters."

"This kind of thing that is so rigid and so yang, if ordinary people touch it, it will feel numb and numb. If it is stained with evil spirits, it will feel extremely stinging when it touches it."

"You can feel it, what Pindao said is absolutely true."

"Ah~~"

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Chapter 132 Summoning

"Hiss, what the Taoist priest said is true, it's really so numb!"

"The touch effect is better than the fascia gun. If you can carve a fascia gun that is about the size of a carrot, it will be really cool."

"Old Wang, what you said is indeed somewhat reasonable. My girlfriend dances ballet every day and her leg muscles are often sore. I decided to get one for her." Several graduate students whispered while touching Lei Zaomu.

The water friends in Jiangyun's live broadcast room listened, and unconsciously thought wrong.

"The old driver said that I suddenly had an immature idea that I might be able to make a lot of money."

"Lei Zaomu brand fascia ball is worth having for single women. It saves power and is environmentally friendly. The key is that there is no sound [funny]"

"Indeed, that can be called a divine tool, and it is definitely a must for relieving fatigue!"

[Xiao Min]: "Dirty, driving is not allowed in the civilized live broadcast room, whoever dares to post again, I will be banned!"

Jiang Yun looked at the bullet screen on the top of the house management, and then he got into the car, and then suddenly found that Shuiyou's car was speeding up to the high speed.

"Presumptuous, Leizao wood is the most yang thing used to make magic tools, how can it be used to make that kind of thing, laymen, people are doing what the sky is watching, so be careful!"

"Some things in the dark are very taboo, you don't have to believe them, but you can't be disrespectful, do you know?"

Seeing Jiang Yun's extremely serious face, the water friends in the live broadcast room felt that something was wrong, and the speed of the car in the barrage area immediately stopped.

The few guys who were still racing without stopping were permanently banned by the housing management on the spot.

"Old Chang, you are an overtime madman among us. You often suffer from backaches. Come and touch it, maybe it will help." A graduate student shouted to his white-faced companion who was standing not far away.

Several people urged several times before the thin young man with white face came over.

When he first came to the small square, he felt thorns all over his body, especially when he was close to the jujube tree.

As soon as I touched the jujube tree with my hand, I immediately felt a piercing pain, just like touching a high-voltage wire, and screamed out.

"Old Chang, what's the matter with you, we all feel numb!"

"He has just finished a month's vacation, and he must have worked hard day and night for his girlfriend. Most likely, he has come into contact with this tree of rigidity and yang, and the deficiency will not be replenished."

"Old Chang, why don't you take a look at your hand, is there a prick on it?"

Amid the ridicule of several people, the graduate students standing beside them also surrounded them. They also tried to touch the jujube tree with their hands, but they all felt a sharp pain in the end.

Jiang Yun and old Taoist Zhang Zhishun looked at each other, and they both felt that something was wrong.

Observing with qi-watching technique, people who touch the jujube tree and feel numb, their bodies are full of qi and blood, and some people have too much qi in their bodies, which overflows from Baihui acupoint.

On the contrary, although the people who touched the sting of the jujube tree were also full of energy and blood, they looked like normal people, but the faces of those people were obviously pale, and their bodies were a little weak, as if they had just recovered from a serious illness.

"Old Zhang, this..."

"Hey, the old man is good at curing diseases and saving lives, but he is really not good at that aspect. You have been practicing with your master for so many years, and you should have obtained a lot of his true teachings. You should do it." The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun shook his head and said.

Jiang Yun came in front of the pale-faced graduate students, and performed the Zhanzhan Qi Technique again, finally affirming that there was a faint black air on the faces of those guys, and there was indeed something that shouldn't be on them.

After some inquiries.

The few graduate students originally wanted to hide it, but Jiang Yun looked serious, so they told what happened recently, but they didn't get to the point.

The guy named Old Chang even told the location of the small hotel where he and his girlfriend went.

Jiang Yun was keenly aware that these people all had a bad cold at the same time about ten days ago.

He quickly asked, "Before you caught a cold, did you do anything together?"

"Master Dao, we felt bored after we finished our research that day, so we gathered together in the room and played a few pen games."

"Don't tell me, it was quite evil that day. Not only the wind blew the windows open, but the whole building suddenly tripped, which scared us."

"The water heater didn't work that day, so we took a cold shower and ended up with a bad cold."

Lao Chang scratched his head proudly, and said, "Jiang Daochang, you don't know, we are in good physical condition, and we have a cold and fever in three days."

"Only Xiaoliang has a severe cold. He is still lying in the infirmary. I don't know what happened to him. His body temperature is normal, but he can't wake up."

Jiang Yun's heart sank immediately, these graduate students were too courageous.

To actually dare to play a broken game like Summoning a Pen Fairy in the deep mountains and old forests, he really thinks his life is long!

With a dark face, he led everyone back to the Tianyan base, and went to the infirmary to take a look at Xiao Liang.

The person was lying in bed with normal vital signs, but he just couldn't wake up.

The doctor next to him was still lamenting that he came out of the top tertiary hospital to support the construction of the Tianyan base, but he couldn't even cure a cold, ashamed!

"Two priests, he must have been unable to wake up because of a high fever that affected certain functional areas of the brain."

"Doctor, his coma has nothing to do with the high fever. It should be possessed by evil spirits. This kid killed himself, and there is another calamity." Jiang Yun shook his head and said.

The doctor in the tertiary hospital froze in place. Just as he was about to say that he believed in science, Mr. Zhang stood up from behind Jiang Yun and said a few words in a low voice.

After the doctor recognized Mr. Zhang, he dared not speak. At the same time, he breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that the boy's coma had nothing to do with his medical skills.

The news that Jiang Yun was going to cut down the thunder jujube tree to make the fire dragon pan sword token spread quickly in the Tianyan base.

After the base leader learned of the situation, he was about to stop him, but Yu Yuanyuan stopped him.

"People can't wake up, so they just treat dead horses as live horse doctors. The two Taoist priests have profound mana, maybe they really saw something."

"But we have to believe in science!"

"Real science is advancing in constant falsification. The previous meridian science was criticized as nonsense. Hasn't it been proved to exist by foreign countries in the past two years?"

The leaders of the base were speechless and could only give their full support.

Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun looked at Lei Zaomu who had been cut down and sent back to the base, and he asked with some concern: "Boy, making a fire dragon pan sword token is a very serious matter, has your master taught you?"

"Mr. Zhang, don't worry. Although my master didn't teach me, I have read "Tao Fa Hui Yuan". There is a section on tokens in it, which talks about how to make tokens."

"Without the diamonds and porcelain work, the old man can go to the Daoist Association and ask two old guys to come over and help. Are you sure you can?"

Jiang Yun thought of the "Introduction to Crafts" he had learned, making various handicrafts. For him, it really wasn't difficult at all.

He patted his chest and said, "Old Zhang, my carpentry is much better than my master, so put your heart back in your stomach."

"Today is the auspicious day of the zodiac. To make the fire dragon pan sword token, you need to fast and take a bath. I will go back to the house to take a bath first. Please help me set up an altar."

Senior Daoist Zhang Zhishun watched Jiang Yun take Xiaobai back to the house, he shook his head, muttered something, and left with his hands behind his back.

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Chapter 133 Shocking Daomen (seeking monthly ticket)

"Every layman, take a shower and I'll be back later. If you feel bored, you can go to Wudang Chen Shilei or Chen Shiyu's live broadcast room."

After Jiang Yun finished collecting, he took off his jacket and turned off the drone live broadcast.

Many water friends watched the live broadcast room with a suddenly black screen, and their mentality suddenly collapsed. This is just a wonderful place, and it has already been broadcast?

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

"You old bastards are clearly greedy, I am different, I just want to watch Xiaobai's live broadcast [Sincerely]"

"Master Dao, don't bully others too much. I am very happy that you are taking a shower live, but I am not happy that you are streaming it now!"

Brothers Chen Shilei and Chen Shiyu, who were both on the Huyu live broadcast platform, suddenly found that the number of viewers in their live broadcast room had skyrocketed by tens of thousands, and they were shocked.