Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

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Chapter 128 Mr. Zhang, you have to trust me (seeking a monthly ticket)

Many water friends in the live broadcast room immediately thought of the Three-Body Problem, and many of them just typed out the bullet screen that they did not want to answer.

Before they sent it out, they heard Jiang Yun use borrowing money as an example and said not to answer. Although it felt a little nonsense, it did make some sense.

"The Taoist priest's answer really twisted my waist."

"It's not terrible to borrow money. I'm most afraid that suddenly they say they want to borrow land and ask us to make room for them to come and live in it. [Tears run]."

"The ancients all knew that there is life on Proxima Centauri: A confidant in the ocean, a neighbor in the world [狗头]"

"The information sent is only a 2G signal, what are you afraid of?"

"Proxima Centauri: I use 2G signal for fishing, but I already have 10G [funny]"

When Academician Yu heard Jiang Yun's answer, he smiled and said, "Don't worry, Mr. Daoist. A pulsar is a neutron star, so it can continuously emit electromagnetic pulse signals."

"The electromagnetic signals sent by humans will be weakened to the limit after reaching a certain distance. Coupled with the interference of stellar radiation and cosmic background radiation, it really cannot be transmitted to the solar system."

"It's like throwing a stone in the ocean. The waves won't travel very far, and they will calm down by themselves."

Jiang Yun nodded half-understood, as if he really thought too much.

Human beings have just landed on the moon, and there are still several decades before landing on Mars. The global war and famine have not yet been resolved. Thinking so much is really a big step, and it is a bit unfounded.

However, if such an advanced Sky Eye base is not strengthened, it always feels like something will happen.

For dinner that afternoon, I ate big fish stewed in an iron pot in a vacant factory building in Tianyan Base.

The fish is now simmering and the tortillas are up to the edge of the pot.

When Jiang Yun returned to the factory, Mr. Zhang hadn't come back yet.

The logistics staff at the Tianyan base sent a small piece of beef and a large piece of pumpkin, saying it was dinner for the three little guys.

"Master Dao, we dare not feed the three guys you brought. Here are the knives and cutting boards. You can cut them yourself."

Jiang Yun looked back at Xiaobai, Brother Snake and Zhuzhu lying in the corner, then scratched his head and nodded in agreement.

As soon as he started cutting the meat, Xiaobai and Brother Snake came over. After the two little guys finished eating, they both yawned and stretched.

On weekdays, Mr. Zhang is the one who feeds the pigs. Now that Mr. Zhang has not come back, Jiang Yun also cut up the pumpkin.

When he was cutting, half of Brother Snake rested his head lazily on the chopping board, staring at the pumpkin, wondering what was going on in his mind.

brush!brush!brush……

After a few knives, the pumpkin was cut into a small pile, and a small piece of it was pushed out of the chopping board.

Seeing this, Brother Snake turned his head and took the piece of pumpkin in his mouth, stretched his neck, and swallowed it directly into his stomach.

The graduate students who were watching around were shocked.

"This cobra trusts the leader of the trail too much, and it is so close, it is not afraid."

"The calmness and calmness of Cobra reminds me of the old Wang of our base security department. They are all ruthless people. They are all ruthless people!"

"Hiss hiss~~"

Brother Snake raised his head and yelled twice.

After Jiang Yun heard it, he habitually translated for everyone: "This little guy said that according to its rules, it belongs to him if it falls on the ground beyond the board."

The drone turned around and took a close-up shot of the pig not far away.

Zhuzhu's melancholy eyes directly amused the water friends in the live broadcast room.

"Brother Snake, that pumpkin is not peeled, and your brother Zhu's dinner is on the cutting board [cover face]"

"Actually, according to people's rules, all the dishes in the evening are today's dinner. The Taoist chief is still merciful."

"I feel like Brother Snake was lying on the cutting board just now, thinking in his heart: fell on the ground, fell on the ground, fell on the ground..."

"Brother Snake has such a big heart, I don't worry at all about losing your snake's head."

After Jiang Yun finished feeding the pigs, Taoist Zhang Zhishun finally sorted and dried the herbs picked in the past few days, and brought a few graduate students over.

The old man watched the big fish being stewed in an iron pot, and his eyes narrowed when he smiled.

He cheerfully went to the side of the pot and began to add firewood to it.

When Zhuzhu saw Mr. Zhang, he grunted and moved over. It lay beside the ground pot, raised its head from time to time, and pushed the firewood protruding from the burner of the ground pot into it with its nose.

"A pig learns to help add fuel to the fire, it really doesn't realize the seriousness of the matter!"

"A classmate of mine did research when I was in college. The IQ of pigs is very high, about the same as that of an eight-year-old child. But this is the first time I have seen such a smart pig."

"The two Taoists are not mortals. The animals they raise are really about to mature. How did they raise them?"

Everyone was amazed to see it, and from time to time a few brave ones came over and patted Zhuzhu's butt secretly.

Very few took pictures several times, and one guy even muttered in a low voice that it felt so good, he looked like an old single.

"Boy, the pig the old man picked up is much more human than the fox you raised."

"What else does that fox do besides sleeping with you at night?" Zhang Zhishun said proudly, stroking Zhuzhu's head.

Jiang Yun was quite speechless, Mr. Zhang is so old, how can he still like to compare, the younger he is, the younger he is!

The taste of big fish stewed in an iron pot is indeed a must in the world.

After Jiang Yun had dinner, he took his friends in the room to finish the evening class, recited the "Gao Ling Guan Mantra" for an hour, and chatted for a while.

After ten o'clock, he downloaded the broadcast on time.

I had just taken a hot shower and was about to turn off the lights and go to bed when the doorbell rang.

"Mr. Zhang, you are looking for me at night, do you have something urgent?"

The old priest Zhang Zhishun looked around the door several times, and after confirming that there was no one there, he breathed a sigh of relief.

He lowered his voice and said, "Boy, this is not a place to talk, let's go in and talk."

Jiang Yun immediately became nervous. What happened, Mr. Zhang's face was actually a little nervous and apprehensive.

Could it be that there is something wrong with this Sky Eye base?

When Jiang Yun was thinking wildly, the old priest Zhang Zhishun entered the room and locked the door directly.

"Boy, did your master really teach you Lei Fa?"

"Forehead!"

Jiang Yun's face showed embarrassment. He really never expected that Mr. Zhang doubted himself.

What's going on in this world, can you still believe in science? Is the thing called Tianlei a spell that people can master?

"Mr. Zhang, you have to believe me, those two times of Yu Lei were coincidences, really coincidences!"

"I recited Lei Fa three times later, so nothing happened?"

"You can fool a layman, but you can't fool an old man!" Zhang Zhishun's eyes were frighteningly bright, and he said in a low voice, "You have summoned Tianlei because of the two previous spells."

"The next three times I just read it, so I didn't summon Tianlei. Is the old man right?"

"Mr. Zhang, it's fine if others don't believe me. Why don't you believe me?" Jiang Yun came to the window and said, "You don't believe me either, so I'll demonstrate it to you again."

He pinched a magic formula with one hand, and said loudly: "The world is boundless, the mysterious heart is righteous, the god of the nine heavens is thunder, listen to my order, and the thunder will protect you!"

Crack... boom...

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Chapter 129 Understand Everything (Seeking Monthly Pass)

A dazzling electric light illuminated the sky and the earth. Standing at the window, Jiang Yun could clearly see the hills in the distance.

He even clearly saw the drum-shaped self-supporting tower with high-voltage lines on the mountain.

God, why are you joining in the fun at this time?

It's over, it's absolutely over, I really can't explain it clearly now.

Jiang Yun looked at the old priest Zhang Zhishun, and explained, "Mr. Zhang, it's really a coincidence. It's normal for thunder to occur on a cloudy and rainy day."

"Don't look at me with that look, I'll try again, I don't believe there will be a thunder this time."

Outside the window, it was already raining lightly.

Thunder rarely occurs when it rains, so it should be fine.

Jiang Yun opened the window, and a cool breeze blew in. He pinched a formula with one hand, pointed at the sky outside the house with the other hand, and said in a loud voice: "The world is boundless, the mysterious heart is righteous, the thunder of the nine heavens, listen to my order."

"Lei come to protect yourself!"

Kacha~~

rumbling~

Rumble rumble~~

rumble rumble rumble~~

There was loud thunder and lightning in the air.

Jiang Yun stood at the window and fell into silence.

A dozen or so thunderbolts blasted down in a row, making him suddenly feel that God is definitely full of malice towards him.

Your sister, how can I explain this to be reasonable?

"Old Zhang, what, wait for me, I'll think of a reason to explain to you."

"There is no need to explain, explaining is just covering up, I understand, I understand." The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun sighed with a complicated expression.

He shook his head, turned and left silently.

When he walked out of the room, he sighed to himself: "Oh, the world is getting worse, people's hearts are not bitter. We practice martial arts and you cultivate immortality. If you cultivate immortality, you cultivate immortality. Why are you hiding and choking?"

"For this sake, you are still lying to the old man, are you still a human?"

Jiang Yun was silent. At this time, there was a whisper of discussion from the balcony of the next room.

"Old Wang, Zhenxiemen, our Sky Eye base is clearly chosen in a valley basin, and there are lightning rods around, why is it being struck by lightning all the time today?"

"Be careful, boy, didn't you just hear Daoist Jiang next door reciting the Thunder Law and summoning the Thunder?"

"Didn't the Taoist say that he doesn't know how to thunder?"

"Hey, you are so naive. The Taoist priest said that he can't do light work and is afraid of heights. In the end, he jumped directly from the 300-meter-high Zixiao Peak in order to save people. Just listen to some words and understand everything."

"I recorded the video and will send it to Douyin and Kuaishou later. Maybe it will be popular. It's too shocking."

When Jiang Yun came to the balcony, he looked at the three graduate students standing on the balcony next door and heaved a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, they are all acquaintances who helped today, so it should be easy to explain.

"Three lay Buddhists, listen to Pindao's explanation. I really don't know how to use thunder. It's normal to have thunder in rainy days. It was just a coincidence."

"If you don't believe me, I'll show you again!"

Standing on the balcony, Jiang Yun pinched a formula with one hand, pointed to the sky, and said loudly: "Heaven and earth are boundless, Mysterious Heart is righteous, Nine Heavens Divine Thunder, listen to my order."

"Lei come to protect yourself!"

It was raining heavily, with no sign of thunder or lightning.

"Heaven and earth are boundless, Mysterious Heart is righteous, Nine Heavens Divine Thunder, listen to my order."

"Lei come to protect yourself!"

The rain was getting heavier, and there was still no sign of lightning and thunder. Jiang Yun showed a satisfied smile on his face.

"Three laymen, have you seen it? It was really a coincidence just now, and the poor really don't know how to use thunder!"

The three graduate students looked at the sky, nodded seriously, and they all ran back to their rooms.

Jiang Yun breathed a sigh of relief. He had just returned to the bed, and before he lay down, he heard discussions from the next room again.

"Do you think the chief will know Lei Fa?"

"It's good to listen to some words, understand everything you know, understand everything you know."