Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

[Xichang Yuhuatian] The reward was super popular, with a message: "Master Dao, it is purely a coincidence that we two played PK, and I have absolutely no intention of offending."

"Nowadays is a society ruled by law. Using lightning to strike people is absolutely against the law. You must not know the law and break the law. You are on a path of no return!"

"Hahaha, the Xichang army is here, what the hell, why is this live broadcast room cultivating immortals again?"

"Brothers, the wind is tight, shit, we can't afford to mess with this anchor, hurry up and slip away."

Jiang Yun watched the graduate student's reaction, and he suddenly realized that if he didn't explain it well, then this matter would really be unclear!

"Every layman, it's normal to have wind and thunder on this cloudy day, and it was purely a coincidence just now!"

"The thunder technique that Pindao taught you is really just enough for courage. There is absolutely no way to trigger the sky thunder. If you don't believe me, I will demonstrate it to you again!"

Jiang Yun pinched a formula, pointed to where the black shadow was with one finger, and said loudly: "The world is boundless!"

Several graduate students huddled together, and they clearly felt that the surrounding wind was blowing up again.

"Mysterious heart is rectifying the law!"

As soon as these four words were uttered, the wind picked up a lot, and the fallen leaves were rolled up.

"Nine Heavens Thunder!"

There was a muffled sound in the air, and several graduate students looked at each other, and squatted down to avoid lightning.

"Listen to my order, let Lei protect you!"

Crack... boom...

Another bolt of lightning strikes down, and it hits exactly where it was just now.

Jiang Yun stood where he was, with his habitual hands behind his back, and started thinking mode.

The Patriarch of Sanqing, why is God giving face so much today? Could it be that Xiaodao has really cultivated into Leifa?

This matter is really unscientific. It seems that this Leifa formula has been recited a lot before, and it doesn't work much!

"Every layman, you... oh... you can't do it, don't kneel, don't kneel, what do you want to do!"

"I have been devoted to the Tao, and I have admired the Taoist priest for a long time. Taoist priest, do you accept disciples?"

"Jiang Daochang, I'm a graduate student in nuclear physics at the University of Science and Technology. If you accept me as an apprentice, I feel that Daoism will be prosperous."

"Master Dao, you may not believe me. My major in university is rocket dynamics. I think I can be a swordsman. Would you consider it?" Several graduate students introduced themselves.

After the water friends in the live broadcast room heard it, they all called it a good guy!

"Nuclear Bomb Master, what the hell, after the recovery of the spiritual energy, is the current practice path so wild?"

"Flying the imperial rocket, and then pairing it with a nuclear bomb real person, directly forming a nuclear deterrent, this is the most powerful weapon of the contemporary sect."

"On behalf of the Taoist priest, I agree to accept those two graduate students to join Tianyuan Taoist temple [funny]"

Jiang Yun covered his forehead with his hands, and explained helplessly: "Ladies and gentlemen, you listened to the explanation of the poor, it was really a coincidence just now."

"As a patriotic Taoist priest in the new era, I never believe in feudal superstition. The so-called three thousand ways of Taoism are all small ways. Only patriotism is the way and the right way in the world!"

"You are all the talents of the country, don't think about practicing those bad things, wasting your life, and build the motherland well. What happened just now is really a coincidence."

"Don't you believe me, if I read Duan Leifa again, I don't believe that there will be another Tianlei appearing this time!"

"Heaven and earth are boundless, Mysterious Heart is righteous, Nine Heavens Divine Thunder, listen to my order, and Thunder will protect you!"

There was no movement around.

"Ray comes!"

"Ray comes!"

Jiang Yun recited it three times in a row, but the wind stopped, the sky was peaceful, and the dark clouds even showed signs of dissipating.

The five graduate students looked at me, and I looked at you. Everyone's expressions were a little embarrassed.

I wipe, is it really a misunderstanding?

Although everyone's calves were still a little weak, they barely supported each other and stood up.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were shocked by Jiang Yun's words, the road of patriotism, listening to it really lifts up, and it makes people feel enlightened.

"The daoist priest's damn enlightenment really makes me love and hate at the same time."

"Prosperity, democracy, civilization and harmony, freedom, equality, fairness and the rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity and friendliness, dictatorship of all kinds of dissatisfaction, let us argue!"

"I think the Taoist priest is right. I bought a haunted house last year that scared away two homeowners. On the first day I lived in, I hung up a huge portrait of the teacher, and my sense of security exploded."

"I also bought a haunted house, but I hung the national flag and hung it in every room. At that time, I felt that the light of righteousness was shining on the world, and the room was very bright."

"Patriotism is the right way yyds, my whole family has entered the way."

Jiang Yun looked at the five slightly embarrassed graduate students, and said with a smile: "Ladies and gentlemen, we must believe in science. It must have been a coincidence just now. If you don't believe me, let's go and have a look."

Everyone went to the place where the lightning struck twice, and there was still green smoke rising there.

The trunk of a tall pine tree has turned a charred color at this time, and a few incomplete vines are still hanging on its branches.

When the breeze blows, the vines shake slightly.

"In thunderstorm weather, tall trees are indeed prone to thunderstorms. Rainwater is conductive. Trees are more conductive when wet by rainwater, and they act like lightning rods."

"Master Dao, it seems that we are overthinking. Let's just pretend that what happened just now didn't happen, okay?" A muscular young man wearing glasses among the graduate students said weakly with a blushing face.

"Pindao can be regarded as never happened, but I can't guarantee the 10,000+ people in my live broadcast room." Jiang Yun looked up, he looked at the dark clouds above his head, and said: "Let's go first, I always feel that this place is not safe .”

"If another thunderstorm strikes here again, I'm afraid none of us will be able to leave."

Everyone was startled when they heard the thunder coming from a distance, and they left the place quickly.

After returning to the bamboo forest, the old Taoist Zhang Zhishun had already packed the medicinal materials, and he was packing the sleeping bag.

"Mr. Zhang, this is when I was fishing, and I met a layman from the nearby Tianyan Base, and they agreed to let us stay for a few days." Jiang Yun introduced.

"Well, the old man knows."

"Mr. Zhang, look what I caught when I was fishing." Jiang Yun poured out a lot of snacks from his hiking bag.

"Well, the old man knows."

Several graduate students looked at the quite calm old Taoist Zhang, and were shocked in their hearts.

This is the first time they have seen this kind of Taoist master who is not surprised when things happen, and has a sense of immortality.

"Mr. Zhang, why aren't you curious about my experience today?" Jiang Yun rubbed his nose and asked

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Chapter 127 Sky Eye Base

After Zhang Zhishun packed his luggage, he looked up at Jiang Yun and smiled without saying a word.

Everyone was a little at a loss. What does the old man's expression mean?

The water friends in the live broadcast room had their brains wide open on the spot, and they began to speculate wildly.

"The calm before the outbreak, why do I feel that Mr. Zhang wants to hit someone?"

"Uh, I feel that there is only one reason why Mr. Zhang is not curious, and that is that the thunder summoned by the anchor struck Mr. Zhang. Do you believe it or not?"

"Old Zhang: I'm not curious. I think it's weird. I just went out to look for you, but I was struck twice by Lei. I almost turned [anger] on the spot!"

"You young man, come to cheat, come to cheat me, an old man, is that okay? This is not good, you caught snacks by fishing, do you think my country's anti-fraud app is downloaded for nothing?"

"The anchor just wanted to pretend to be cowardly. I didn't expect Mr. Zhang to be fooled at all. Hahaha, I laughed so hard!"

Seeing that the atmosphere was a little stiff, Jiang Yun scratched the back of his head, took the initiative to break the deadlock, and said, "Mr. Zhang, there is a special coincidence today, and you should be interested."

"Heaven and earth are boundless, Xuanxin is righteous, and the god of the nine heavens is thunder, listen to my order, and thunder will protect you?"

"Hey, Mr. Zhang, how do you know my master's unique thunder technique?"

"Nonsense, I dried the traditional Chinese medicine today. I have nothing to do. I have been watching your live broadcast. Don't be in a daze. It will rain soon. Pack your things and we are going to leave." The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun rolled his eyes.

The dried herbs were filled with four large snakeskin woven bags, and the remaining person brought fish and a pressure cooker, and the hands of several people were all stuffed to the brim.

When Jiang Yun went to the Tianyan Base of Nantianmen, he couldn't help sighing that he was really lucky today.

If he hadn't met old academician Yu, he might have to go to Brother Snake's cave to shelter from the rain now.

The way back went quite smoothly because I went through it once.

It was Zhang Zhishun who stopped in front of the pine tree that had been struck twice by the lightning, and he deliberately took a second look.

The old man's eyes were rather complicated, but he didn't say much.

In addition to the huge pot, the Tianyan base in Nantianmen is also equipped with six signal towers and some necessary building facilities.

For example, such as staff dormitories, control centers, training centers, storage centers, logistics centers, etc., but the scale is not large, just enough for 30 people to live.

Stationed in the deep mountains, the days of studying astronomy are very boring, so when Jiang Yun and Zhang Zhishun arrived, they were warmly welcomed.

Academician Yu has led people to tidy up two single rooms, with hot water and everything, and the big fish stewed in an iron pot for dinner has also been cleaned up.

"Welcome the two priests to come to our Tianyan base. If you have any requirements, even if you say that they are all from your own family, you don't need to be polite." The chief person in charge of the Tianyan base asked with a smile.

The old priest Zhang Zhishun made a bow with one hand, and said: "Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, the life of a monk has always been simple, and it would be nice to have a place to shelter from the wind and rain."

"I'm afraid that the herbal medicine collected by the old Taoist will be covered. Can the layman borrow a place to let me dry the medicine. It is not easy to collect medicine, so we can't waste things."

"No problem, we lack everything here, but there is no shortage of vacant rooms, you guys don't stand still, the Taoist priest caught two fish and improved our lives, won't you help?"

Several graduate students carried the herbs and hurried forward to lead the way, leading Mr. Zhang to an empty room.

Dinner hasn't started yet.

Academician Yu took Jiang Yun to visit the Nantianmen Tianyan Base.

"Old Yu, Pindao is still running a live broadcast. Is this considered a leak?"

"Haha, how can this be considered a leak? The base that really needs to be kept secret is under martial law for a radius of [-] miles. You will definitely not be able to get through."

Academician Yu laughed loudly and said, "Prince Xiaodao, you can live broadcast without worry, and just promote it for our Tianyan base."

"Our Tianyan base is not large, but it needs to consume 0.83 kilowatt-hours of electricity per second of operation, and it needs to consume more than 7 kilowatt-hours of electricity a day."

The water friends in the live broadcast room listened to the old academician Yu's popular science, and they all shouted in their hearts.

"More than 7 kilowatt-hours of electricity a day, how much will it cost?"

"Curious, is the Nantianmen Tianyan Base an industrial zone, and does the electricity there have to be calculated as industrial electricity?"

"Your sister, the country's most important weapon, what's wrong with the power consumption, we should spend it, save it, it's 70 kilowatt-hours a day, we have to give it!"

Academician Yu looked at Jiang Yun's shocked expression, and said with a smile, "Now the country is fighting a trade war with the United States, restricting production capacity, and many parts of the country are short of electricity. This electric tiger is indeed a bit power-hungry."

"However, compared to the results of our discovery, the power consumption is really not worth mentioning. Since the base was built, we have discovered more than 300 pulsars, of which more than 200 are discovered for the first time!"

"The base can also receive signals within 300 light-years away from us. In the future information technology war, China's Sky Eye base will definitely play a major role."

Although Jiang Yun and the water friends in the live broadcast room did not understand anything, this did not prevent them from clearly realizing that the Tianyan base in front of them is definitely a big killer in the competition between countries!

"I didn't know it, but my sense of pride came up immediately."

"The Sky Eye base of Yingjiang's family that used to be the number one in the world seems to have been abandoned. Our country is going uphill, and the sun is already setting on Yingjiang's side [funny]"

"Our per capita aircraft carrier, per capita nuclear bomb, and per capita bomber are all so backward. The revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still need to work hard!"

"Everyone, let me ask weakly, what is a pulsar?"

"Don't ask me, I don't know anything. In the age of great voyages, our country was one step behind and has been beaten for more than 100 years. In this cosmic age, for the sake of future generations, we must take the lead."

"Spend the money that should be spent. If the country lacks research funds, I will go downstairs to buy two more packs of cigarettes and pay more taxes [cover face]"

While the water friends were chatting in the live broadcast room, Academician Yu brought Jiang Yun to the control center of the Tianyan Base.

There is a large screen here, and a row of sci-fi-like consoles are placed in front of the screen.

Academician Yu was sitting in front of the operating desk. After he operated, the large screen lit up, and a signal wave that was constantly repeating appeared on the screen.

"Master Xiaodao, let me introduce to you our latest research results. This is a repeated mysterious signal that Proxima Centauri, which is 4.2 light-years away from the earth, continuously sends to the earth."

"We just intercepted it some time ago. This signal is sent in the 982 MHz band, which is equivalent to our 2G signal. The specific content and meaning are still being deciphered."

"They seem to be contacting us all the time. Whether human beings need to respond is still under discussion." Academician Yu introduced.

Jiang Yun looked at the mysterious signal repeatedly repeated on the screen. He remembered some unpleasant things and became alert, saying, "Old Yu, Pindao thinks we don't need to reply."

"According to my many years of life experience, if I have not contacted for a long time, I suddenly want to contact, usually I want to borrow money."