Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

Because of the addition of pigs, the food in the mountain belt is almost eaten.

It would be great if I could go to the Tianyan base in Nantianmen to resupply, not to mention that there will be heavy rain tonight, so Mr. Zhang will agree if he wants to come.

A group of people are about to set off to the bamboo forest.

The drone was raised, and the water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly found a big carp swimming leisurely in the shoal of the river.

"Daozhang, there are fish, there are fish!"

"That big fish weighs at least ten catties. Adding two fish together is definitely enough for everyone present to have a meal at night."

"Fuck, how come there are still fish offering heads, why can't I encounter such a good thing?"

Jiang Yun looked at the bullet screen in the live broadcast room on his mobile phone, and he quickly judged the location.

Ten meters to the left, there is indeed a black shadow moving.

"Every layman, which one of you has a harpoon, just use it?"

"Master Daoist, it's really hard to pierce the fish thief here!"

Jiang Yun glanced at the harpoons made by these graduate students, and shook his head. Those harpoons were like a target gun, and they were too thin. No wonder these people couldn't tie the fish.

He walked around in the woods and picked up a wooden stick about the thickness of his wrist.

Walking over lightly, the fish was still there, it was a carp, not bad, quite fat.

"Daozhang, how sure are you?"

"Nine percent!"

Jiang Yun raised a wrist-thick wooden stick, aimed at a position [-] centimeters below the fish, and smashed it hard with the stick.

boom!

This stick was as fast as lightning, and the water surface stirred up waves half a meter high.

Academician Yu looked at the big carp floating on the water, and said to himself, "Let me just say it, the theory is fine!"

"You young people, exercise more in the future, take a look at others!"

"Every one of them can't work hard, they can't distinguish the five grains, and they can't even catch a fish. How can they work for the health of the motherland for 50 years?"

Seven or eight graduate students scratched their heads, not daring to refute.

Jiang Yun picked up the big carp, weighed it, and said with a smile: "Pindao is visiting your base today, and he happened to bring these two fish as gifts."

The water friends in the live broadcast room watched the big carp whose head was knocked out with a pit, and many people felt that their spirits were overwhelmed.

"Master Daoist, do you know how much damage a sap can do to a fish [cover face]"

"Carp: The situation is like this. At that time, he didn't say a word, and he gave me a stick. If I want to sue, who can make the decision for me?"

"Damn it, it's so ruthless, it's a hole in the head."

"Carp: This old boy doesn't talk about martial arts, he engages in sneak attacks, I didn't hide [tears running]!"

"Carp: I didn't do anything at the time. A mallet fell from the sky and I felt my brain whimpering. Then I swam backstroke."

While many water friends in the live broadcast room were avenging carp's grievances, many graduate students had already begun to bid farewell to Jiang Yun.

"Master Dao, our Sky Eye base is over there, you can just go there later."

"Teacher, when we leave, should we take those two fish away first, the fish won't taste good if it's not fresh."

"Today's fishing is not small, go back and brag!"

Seeing that seven or eight young men were about to leave, Jiang Yun thought of the old Taoist Zhang Zhishun in the bamboo forest, and hurriedly said, "Every layman, please stay!"

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Chapter 125 Lei Lai's Protection (Seeking Monthly Pass)

Several graduate students froze for a moment. Looking at Jiang Yun, they remembered a certain legend in Fengshen, and couldn't help feeling a little nervous.

"Jiang Daochang, you have nothing to do with Shen Gongbao, right?"

"I don't know why, but I feel a little apprehensive when I hear please stop. Teacher, don't look at me, I'm not practicing feudal superstition."

"Fellow Daoist, please stop, this sentence is a bit poisonous!"

Jiang Yun explained dumbfoundingly: "You laymen don't need to panic, Pindao has nothing to do with Shen Gongbao."

"My master is Master Chisong. The orthodox tradition of our Tianyuan Taoist Temple is passed down from Zuo Sheng, Nanji Nanyue, Zuoxian, Taixu, and it is the orthodox immortal sect."

"Nonsense, Feng Shen Yan Yi is nothing more than that, what are you afraid of?" After the old academician reprimanded him, he asked, "Little Daoist, what else do you have?"

"Old Yu, Taoist Zhang Zhishun and I went to the mountain this time and collected a lot of medicinal materials. The two of us can't carry it on our backs, so I want to borrow some of your students to help." Jiang Yun scratched his head and said a little embarrassed.

This little thing, of course, is no problem.

Academician Yu returned to the Tianyan base with two graduate students and a big fish. He left five people behind.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, the sky will be dark, and the light in the forest will not be good.

Jiang Yun put away his fishing rod and said to the crowd: "Ladies and gentlemen, the bamboo forest is still far away, we have to hurry up."

"The mountain road is not easy to walk. There are quite a lot of things to pack over there. I really trouble everyone."

A group of people followed the river and returned to Jiang Yun's initial fishing point.

The five graduate students looked at the pile of fish and snacks stored there, and they began to doubt life.

"Fuck, Lao Zhu, most of our snacks washed away by the river are here, right?"

"Jiang Daochang can catch such a large pile of snacks, it's a bit too lucky to be really lucky."

"It doesn't matter if he can catch our snacks, why he can catch such a big pile of fish, I can't figure it out!"

Listening to the sighs of these graduate students, the water friends in the live broadcast room smiled.

"Yes, this is the normal style of painting in our live broadcast room!"

"I really knelt down in the morning. It was Coke and hot pot. I thought the river god was showing his powers and offered to send supplies to the Taoist priest."

"I hope that Taoist Zhang will calm down when he hears that the anchor has caught a bunch of snacks."

Jiang Yun put the snacks into the hiking bag, and he picked up two handfuls of grass beside him, twisted them into straw ropes, and stringed all the fish. Each graduate student got several.

Before leaving, he put the package of self-heating small hot pot and the can of Coca-Cola in a plastic bag and stuffed it into his backpack. Anyway, not a single hair was left on the shore.

On the way back, a graduate student walking at the end stared at the side of the road, feeling something was wrong.

He called his companion in front of him, pointed to the thatched grass on both sides of the road, and said, "Old Wang, don't go, I feel something is wrong."

"Normal thatch tips grow upwards, why are the thatch tips curling inward on both sides?"

"Did you think too much, Daoist Jiang walked this way when he came here, isn't it normal for the tip of the grass to bend?" the rather muscular graduate student wearing glasses in front asked impatiently.

Through the camera of the drone, Jiang Yun found that the two of them hadn't kept up with the team. He stopped and turned around and shouted, "What are you two doing?"

Wearing glasses, the rather burly graduate student was careless and explained his companion's doubts.

He originally thought it was an oolong, but it turned out that Jiang Yun was looking at the front without saying a word, and everyone felt that something was wrong.

"The road that Pindao came to in the morning has thorns and thorns, and it is not easy to walk, so this is a new road."

"I haven't walked this road, but the tips of the thatch in front of us are also curled inward on both sides. There is indeed something wrong with this road." Jiang Yun said in a low voice.

The dark clouds in the sky became thicker, and the sight conditions in the already dark forest were even worse.

When the wind picked up, the fallen leaves in the forest swayed, the shadows of the trees swayed, and the surrounding atmosphere suddenly changed.

Swish!

Several hares jumped out from the forest on the right. They straddled the road and ran directly into the forest on the left, scaring everyone.

The graduate student walking at the back trembled and said, "Daoist Jiang, we'd better be careful."

"My uncle is an old hunter. When I first came to work at Sky Eye Base, he told me many taboos in the mountains."

"The most important one is that it is a very bad omen to see a rabbit at dusk, and you must not chase it."

"According to him, the rabbits at this point in time are all possessed by little ghosts, and the little ghosts are looking for a substitute to guide the rabbits to lead people to its cemetery. Anyway, it's really evil."

The other graduate students at the scene felt a little nervous when they saw what the guy said.

The water friends in the live broadcast room looked at the surrounding environment and felt something was wrong.

"Good luck, blessed by Buddha, go away quickly, go away quickly, goblins and goblins."

"Father's method is definitely useless here. If you want to use magic to defeat magic, you still have to do it now."

"Where is the ghost so short-sighted, and dare to bump into the Taoist priest, is it enough to live?"

"At this time, because the fierce man was holding the phone, he silently retracted his feet into the quilt [crying loudly]."

"Barrage body protection, I'm not afraid, I don't believe that the current monsters and ghosts will come to me through the network cable [funny]!"

Jiang Yun saw that everyone was not in the right state, so he laughed loudly and said: "Laymen, everyone has studied hard for more than ten years, we must believe in science!"

He bent down and searched on the thatch for a while, finally picked up a yellow hair, and said: "This is the path that beasts in the mountains often walk, and it has nothing to do with ghosts and ghosts."

"According to Pindao's analysis, this should be the path that South China tigers often take. It's okay, don't be afraid, it's not a big problem."

It was fine if Jiang Yun didn't say it, but when he said it, the five graduate students panicked even more.

"Daozhang, don't scare us!"

"Although I'm afraid of ghosts, ghosts have never hurt me at all. The South China tiger is different, that thing can really bite people to death!"

"Where did the South China tiger come from, Daoist Jiang, don't talk nonsense!"

Jiang Yun thought of the three well-behaved and lovely South China tigers, he smiled and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, haven't you read the news?"

"A few days ago, Pindao just helped comrades from the Wildlife Conservation Bureau capture three South China tigers in the mountains, and the capture location is not far from here."

"Don't be afraid, all tigers have their own territory, and it's safe here now."

The five graduate students remembered the live broadcast of Catch the Tiger they watched a few days ago, and they breathed a sigh of relief.

In front of Jiang Yun, the two adult tigers had no dignity at all, they were as obedient as big cats, and they really didn't seem to hurt anyone.

When several people were about to return to the bamboo forest quickly, Xiaobai and Brother Snake suddenly roared to the front left.

Looking in the direction of their calls, the two black shadows were about 30 meters away from the crowd, staggering.

The graduate students suddenly felt their scalps go numb, and two of them even hid directly behind Jiang Yun.

"Daoist, that thing over there, can't be explained by science?"

"Jiang Daochang, I'm your die-hard fan, those two dirty things will rush over later, you have to protect me!"

Jiang Yun saw that several people were afraid of this, he smiled, pinched a formula with one hand, and said: "There are no monsters and ghosts in this world, don't be cowardly!"

"If you feel afraid, Pindao can teach you a formula. When you are afraid, then recite it twice to strengthen your courage."

"Heaven and earth are boundless, Mysterious Heart is righteous, Nine Heavens Divine Thunder, listen to my order, and Thunder will protect you!"

Crack... boom...

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Chapter 126 The Avenue of Patriotism (seeking a monthly ticket)

A bright light streaked across the sky, accompanied by a loud bang.

A rumbling blast of thunder struck precisely where the black shadow was shaking, and after a large group of dazzling sparks, blue smoke curled up.

Jiang Yun put down his pinching hand at this moment, he let out a long breath, and said solemnly: "Ladies and gentlemen, no, that is really a coincidence, listen to my explanation!"

Everything is quiet.

The five graduate students stared at the place where the shadow was in astonishment, none of them dared to say anything.

The barrage in the live broadcast directly exploded, and countless fans turned fans and black fans on the spot.

"There are not many Taoist celestial masters who can induce thunder from ancient times, right?"

"In the past two days, I have been young and ignorant in the live broadcast room, and I have posted a lot of ridicule barrage, Taoist priest, please don't hate me!"

"Daozhang, how dare you say that you don't know martial arts... Forget it, I won't talk about it, what if you are struck to death by lightning [Counseling]"

"Hey, there really is Lei Fa in this world, has the aura revived?"