Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

These honeys weighed four to five catties, and they were all real wild honey. They were golden yellow in the hive, dripping with honey, and looked very attractive.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were envious.

"Daoist, can you leave me a catty of honey, that honey looks delicious."

"Curious, my grandfather kept bees. The honey he brought home was pure milky white, much like lard. Why is this honey golden yellow?"

"Yes, lard-like honey is the king, and it tastes a bit harsh."

"The pollen collected by the bees is single, so the honey is milky white. The authentic wild honey turns golden yellow because the bees have collected it for a long time and stored it for a long time."

"The wild honey collected by the Taoist priest costs at least 200 yuan a catty on the market. You can't buy it if you have money. They are all for acquaintances."

After Jiang Yun packed the wild honey, he was about to leave, but he found that Taoist Zhang Zhishun was handling the wild boar.

After finishing, Mr. Zhang took out a tinfoil blanket from his arms, and wrapped the wild boar tightly.

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Chapter 107 Pigs are So Cute (Please recommend tickets)

"Fortunately, this wild boar has rough skin and thick flesh, and is highly resistant to poison. If other animals were stung like this by wasps, they would have died of cold." Zhang Zhishun sighed.

He started to remove the wasp stings from the wild boar one by one.

Seeing this, the water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help sighing.

"This is the kindness of the house, the anchor studies hard, and you will definitely not lose money when you become a hero and learn something from the old Taoist leader in the future."

"In the face of the chief culprit who angered the hornet and caused him to jump into the cold pool, the old Taoist actually helped him. Is this Yide's complaint?"

"Repay grievances with virtue, why should you repay virtue, you should complain straight!"

"Why do I feel that the old Taoist is a bit like a bad guy?"

When the water friends in the live broadcast room were criticizing the inappropriateness of repaying grievances with kindness, the old Taoist Zhang Zhishun had already pulled out the hornet stings from the wild boar.

He took some herbs from the mountaineering bag, smashed them with stones, added some water to make a paste, and applied them to the wild boar.

Then he took a small packet of tin foil from his pocket and completely wrapped the half-sized boar's body.

Wrap the whole body in tin foil, this, is this going to roast a whole pig in the wild?

The water friends in the live broadcast room were shocked by this operation, the old man who promised to be kind-hearted?

"I suddenly discovered that the old Taoist master is a master of thick black art. He talked about saving the pigs, but he had already finished the preparations before the barbecue."

"Although I am in my 30s, compared with the old Taoist priest, I suddenly find that I am still a bit too young."

"Uncle, the old Taoist is over 80 years old. Compared with others, you are a grandson. The old Taoist looks at us like a kid."

"It turns out that this is the kindness of the house, anchor, you should learn from the old Taoist master, and whether you can become a fairy or not in the future depends on your current understanding."

"Brother Snake should be trembling when he saw this scene."

"It's over, Brother Snake is in danger, his lips are dead and his teeth are cold, the next meal will be him!"

"Society is very simple, but people are the ones who are complicated. Whoever takes someone seriously, the routine is deep [cover face]!"

Seeing that old Taoist Zhang Zhishun was really about to fight, Jiang Yun became a little anxious.

"Mr. Zhang, play for fun, make trouble for trouble, why are you so serious!"

"What are you kidding?"

"Roasted pig!" Jiang Yun persuaded earnestly: "Mr. Zhang, it's okay for us to eat roasted pig, but at least be humane!"

"Roasting it alive is too cruel. Let's give the pig a knife first, drain the blood, then open up the belly and take out the internal organs, then spread the ingredients on it and then roast it. I think it's safer to eat like this."

The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun looked at the wild boar wrapped in tin foil, and it was only then that the old man came to his senses.

"Good boy, the old man has always been kind-hearted, you actually think I will roast a pig?"

"Although this wild boar is not a national key protected wild animal, it is an animal under the protection of the three protections. It is against the law to eat it!"

"I wrapped it with a thermal blanket for wild first aid, because the pig is now hypothermic due to bee venom stings, and I set the fire just to let it warm up and let the blood circulate."

"Boy, why are you like your master? You look harmless to humans and animals on the surface, but you are actually cruel. What do you think, you want to eat roast pig?"

Jiang Yun was sprayed with saliva by the old man. He wiped his face and said weakly: "Mr. Zhang, don't get excited, just calm down first."

"The epidemic has not passed yet. You sprayed me with saliva. It's really not good. That thing is infectious by droplets!"

Old Taoist Zhang calmed down instantly. He silently took out a pack of unopened disposable masks from his bag, put them on decisively for himself, and handed one to Jiang Yun.

When the water friends in the live broadcast saw this scene, they all shouted good guy.

"I lost it, our anchor's move is a lore!"

"The epidemic is not over yet. From today onwards, I will never allow my mother to talk loudly to me before I get up in the morning [hard]!"

"My mother never wakes me up to eat. She cuts off the electricity and the internet every day, and then waits for me to get up."

"Upstairs, Ling Ma is a werewolf, more than a ruthless person. Fuck, it's too cruel to cut off the power and the internet directly."

"Can someone explain to me, our anchor and Mr. Zhang, which one of them wants to eat roast pig?"

"I can guarantee with my life that both of them definitely want to eat roast pig, who would have the heart to refuse a bite of the crispy roast pig that is dripping with oil."

The fire finally started.

As Mr. Zhang said, wild boars have rough skin and thick flesh, and are highly resistant to poison.

The fire had only been roasting for half an hour, and the pig wrapped in a thermal blanket kicked its hind legs a few times and began to whine and chirp.

Jiang Yun sighed: "Old Zhang, this pig must have had a nightmare when he was in a coma."

"Nonsense, being stung into a pig's head by a wasp, and comatose on the spot, no matter what species, as long as you have a brain, you will definitely have nightmares."

After the wild boar regained its mobility, Zhang Zhishun took off the thermal blanket on the pig and extinguished the bonfire.

"This pig is still a little young. If he lives a few more years, if he rubs more turpentine on his body and puts on a layer of armor, he won't be afraid of wasp stings."

"Boy, don't look at it. Let's go back and cook chestnuts. You can translate for this pig, so that it can be more careful next time and don't provoke hornets." The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun patted the pig's head, and he carried his mountain climbing Bag.

Jiang Yun grabbed the pig's ear, and he explained it to the half-sized wild boar in pig language.

Whether the pig's brain listened to it or not, I guess the genius knows.

Anyway, this wild boar has been lying in place, humming and chirping in its mouth.

Jiang Yun was holding Xiaobai, and Zhang Zhishun was carrying Brother Snake who was handicapped. The two were about to take a shortcut back to the bamboo forest.

The wild boar stood up with a groan, and followed behind the two of them.

Seeing this, the water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help sighing.

"It's over, Zhuzhu definitely doesn't want to work hard anymore."

"I guess what Zhuzhu is thinking is: If you saved me, then you have to be responsible for me [Tears Running]"

"Hahahahaha, it's easy to save a pig, but it's hard to give it away!"

"Zhuzhu: Which Taoist priest saved me, I have nothing to repay, I can only promise with my body."

"Upstairs, stop talking. The supermarket next to our house sells pork for three yuan a catty today. Pork is really worthless now!"

"I'm sure, this is retribution for kindness, this is definitely retribution for kindness."

Jiang Yun walked halfway, and when he was taking a break, he turned around and found that the wild boar was still following him. He couldn't help but had a headache and said, "Mr. Zhang, this pig is quite smart, and it can tell the difference between a full meal and a full meal!"

"Nonsense, the Patriarch of the Sanqing Dynasty is above, and a person must abide by the rules and laws!"

"It's a protected animal with three protections and follows me. If I don't have a special breeding license, then it just gave me a pair of silver bracelets, a suit of striped clothes, and a room with a big bed for multiple people!" Taoist Zhang Zhishun said very angrily.

The old Taoist lost his temper for the first time, and the water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing.

The wild boar not far away is very spiritual. It also lay on the spot, blinking its small eyes, and looked up at the two of them from time to time, for fear that if they ran away, their future iron rice bowl would be lost.

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Chapter 108 Mr. Zhang, Are You a Big Pig?

When Jiang Yun and Zhang Zhishun were worrying about what to do with the wild boar, Zhuzhu lowered his head, and it licked the half-dried paste on its hoof.

"Huh heh heh~~"

Its pink nose twitched twice, then got up, and rushed directly into the nearby woods.

Seeing this, Old Taoist Zhang picked up Brother Snake, who was still in a half-disabled state, grabbed his mountaineering bag, got up and left.

"Boy, why are you still standing there, we won't be able to leave when that pig comes back!"

Jiang Yun pinched the back of Xiaobai's neck, stuffed it into his mountaineering suit, and exposed his head.

Without panting, the two ran the mountain road for seven or eight miles, and finally arrived at the bamboo forest camp. It was just five o'clock at this time, and there was still half an hour before the planned return time.

The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun stood on the way back and watched for a long time, but there was no wild boar, so he often breathed a sigh of relief.

Seeing this, the water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing.

"The current Second Senior Brother is indeed a loser. Old Daoist Zhang has a net worth of tens of millions, and he can't even afford it."

"Second senior brother, second senior brother, I really gave you a chance and you are useless.

When the Jade Emperor ascended to heaven, the whole family ascended to heaven, only your ancestors ran to the next door to eat, and missed the ascension. Now the opportunity of the iron rice bowl is in front of you, but you missed it again. "

"The two priests are really cruel. Such a cute pig, they actually abandoned him. Tears flowed from the corners of my mouth in disbelief. Roast the whole pig!"

"That's right, such good wild honey is perfect for roasting a whole pig."

"Are you human beings? Are you willing to send the anchor behind bars if you don't want to be punished?"

After Jiang Yun solemnly warned Brother Snake not to bite anyone or Xiaobai, he and Taoist Zhang prepared dinner together.

The two washed up briefly, poured out the herbs picked in the mountaineering bag, and put them around to dry.

The division of labor was clear, Mr. Zhang went around to collect dry firewood, and Jiang Yun took out all the chestnuts and the bag of honey.

He first cut two sausages, stewed a pot of claypot rice, and then took the chestnuts into the bamboo forest.

"Dear water friends, stir-fried chestnuts with honey is a very simple home-cooked delicacy. If you have the conditions, you can also try it."

"After washing the chestnuts, pick out the bad ones, cut a cross knife on them, then add corn oil and honey inside, stir fry slowly for 10 to [-] minutes, and then you can eat."

"There can be more corn oil, each chestnut should be glued with oil, and honey can be added according to personal taste. The only thing to pay attention to is to turn it twice frequently."

The whole process took less than 10 minutes, and Jiang Yun had already finished the preparations for stir-frying chestnuts with honey, and now only stir-frying was left.

Seeing that the process is so simple, the small fried kitchen experts in the live broadcast room have moved to reproduce it.

"I've already made notes on my phone during the whole process, and I've kept them in my collection. I must try it when I have time!"

"Lizi: Are you scaring me? I have been waiting for three years. Do you know how I have lived these three years?"

"Wangtian, brothers, my girlfriend has gone downstairs to buy chestnuts, and she is going to fry the kitchen, what should I do, I am a little scared."

"Calm down, I, as someone who has been there, tell you that you must stand at the gate of your home's main power switch. If there is any trouble, remember to cut off the power immediately!"

"Oh, I want to eat candied chestnuts, but I don't want to go out to buy them. It's so painful!"

Amidst the complaints from the water friends in the live broadcast room, four to ten minutes passed in the blink of an eye.

Jiang Yun used his inner strength to protect his hand, and he probed the iron pot with his hand, and picked up a chestnut from the pot with great speed.

After peeling off the shell, the chestnut meat inside is golden yellow, sweet and soft in the mouth, and the more you chew, the more fragrant it becomes.

"Every layman in the live broadcast room, you should eat fried chestnuts with chewing gum. This stuff is rich in nutrition, and the more you eat, the better it will be." Jiang Yun used his inner strength to protect his hands, and fished several more out of the pot.

Seeing this, the water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help sighing.

"Damn it, Iron Hand is ruthless!"

"Practice makes perfect, practice makes perfect, I feel that Dao Chang's chestnuts should have a meaty aroma."

"Mom, buy it, the sugar-fried chestnuts in our small counties on the seventh and eighth lines cost more than 20 yuan a catty, I can't afford it!"

"I can't afford it either, but raw chestnuts cost seven yuan a catty. Every year I fry a bunch by myself. They are really delicious."

"The sugar-fried chestnuts on the streets of India are clean and hygienic, but unfortunately I really dare not eat them."

at dinner time.

The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun fried chestnuts with sugar and ate two full bowls of claypot rice. Jiang Yun was dumbfounded. This is a staple food with a staple food!