Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"Boy, what are you looking at, the old man really doesn't eat much!"

"Hum hum……"

"What are you moaning about?"

"Mr. Zhang, I didn't say anything."

After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he felt that the situation was not right, he turned his head abruptly, and couldn't help but widen his eyes: "Damn it, why did this pig follow here?"

When Zhang Zhishun turned his head, he looked at the aggrieved wild boar, and suddenly felt that the claypot rice in the bowl was not fragrant, and the fried chestnuts in his mouth were tasteless.

Friends of the water saw the duo's confused faces, and brushed 666 in the live broadcast room one after another.

"Second Senior Brother is mighty, it can actually find back the lost iron rice bowl!"

"Pig, you have to be self-aware to be a pig. I seriously suspect that the two Taoist priests will turn evil and kill the pig."

"One animal is raised in Tianyuan Taoist Temple, so is a group of animals. The anchor, for the sake of such a fate, you can keep the pigs!"

Jiang Yun and old Taoist Zhang Zhishun just stood there blankly, and the wild boar came to the two of them very aggrieved. It opened its mouth and spit out a lump of muddy stuff.

That thing seems to be a ginseng plant, and it's quite big, thick, and long, and it's at least ten years old.

Old Taoist Zhang picked up the ginseng, and after simply rinsing it with the water in the pot, he exclaimed in surprise: "Fourth-grade leaf ginseng, how is this possible?"

The wild boar snorted twice, lay down on the spot, stretched out its four short hooves, and twirled its tail happily behind its buttocks.

After the old priest Zhang Zhishun reconfirmed that the four-leaf ginseng was real, his eyes turned red and he couldn't help sighing.

These days, wild boars are stronger than humans, and they all know how to repay their kindness, so spiritual!

"Boy, this pig has not recovered from its serious illness, and it has followed us for ten miles on the mountain road. It is really hard for it. It is the mascot of the old man. I will check its health before you go to cook the pot rice." Zhang Zhishun, the old Taoist priest He touched Zhuzhu's head distressedly, his eyes were full of distress.

Jiang Yun stood next to him with a confused expression on his face, hey, Mr. Zhang said that the mascot was me during the day, why did he suddenly become this pig now?

The old Daoist's face, why does it feel a bit like a military fan, is a proper big pig's hoof.

When the 055 first came out, all the military fans shouted for their wives, but the J-20 came out within a few months, and the wives were replaced immediately!

It's really too much for Xiao Tiantian to become Mrs. Niu!

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Chapter 109 Tianyuan Taoist Temple Fan Street Group (recommendation ticket requested)

The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun looked at the whining wild boar in front of him, he liked it more and more, and then said: "Boy, after serious consideration, I decided to take this wild boar out of the mountain."

A row of question marks appeared above Jiang Yun's head, what the hell?

"Mr. Zhang, this thing is a Sanyou protected animal, so you can't adopt it!"

"You kid has a red mouth and white teeth, but you can't spout blood. What is adoption? I'm an ambulance!"

The old priest Zhang Zhishun said very seriously: "This wild boar was seriously injured by a wasp sting. I want to take it out of the mountain and treat it properly."

"What's wrong with Sanyou's animal protection? My husband has a special breeding license, and I'm also an outsourced ambulance expert of the Wildlife Conservation Bureau. I'll make a report to the bureau and then take the pig out of the mountain. It's absolutely fine."

Jiang Yun stayed where he was, looking at Mr. Zhang's white beard fluttering gently in the breeze, he suddenly felt that Jiang was really old and hot.

No matter from the point of view of reason or law, no one can find fault with this matter.

All the water friends couldn't help sighing when they saw the cheerful wild boar.

"Brave pig, change your fate against the sky!"

"Everyone believes in science and must be reasonable. The olfactory cells of pigs are more than 2000 times that of humans, and [-] times that of dogs. Therefore, it is very scientific for pigs to discover the fourth-grade leaf ginseng."

"Hey, for the sake of food and housing, I even sold my freedom. Is it worth it?"

"You don't need to work hard, eat and sleep, eat and sleep, it's not worth it, it's just the life in my dream."

After Zhuzhu ate a pot of rice, he excitedly circled around Mr. Zhang, his little tail wagging happily.

Seeing that Mr. Zhang fed the leftover honey-fried chestnuts to the pig one by one, Jiang Yun couldn't help sighing: The world has changed these days.

Pigs are as valuable as humans, or even more precious than humans.

There were two more camp members in the bamboo forest. Because of the innate pressure brought by Zhuzhu's huge physique, Brother Snake resolutely wrapped around Xiaobai and hugged his thighs.

No way, in the current small team.

Mr. Zhang has the highest status, followed by Jiang Yun, followed by Xiaobai, then Zhuzhu, and finally the outsider Brother Snake.

The reason why Xiaobai has a high status is simple, because he has the smell of Jiang Yun on him.

You must know that the companion sleeping every night is not in vain every time, and in the next day, it can pretend to be a prestige, so that it can show off.

Other animals are all like that, especially Jiang Hou Er, who has a high IQ and respects Jiang Yun very much. He is extremely humble to the elder sister.

After the evening meditation, it was still early.

Jiang Yun made a pot of kudzu root tea. He sat on the sleeping bag and chatted with his water friends while drinking.

The group owners of several groups and the room manager in the live broadcast room excitedly said that they had set up a small fan support group with fans, with about a few thousand people.

"Ladies and gentlemen, what is a fan support group?" Jiang Yun asked confusedly.

[Xiao Min]: "Master Dao, the fan support group is an organization formed by our fans."

"Organization?" Jiang Yun's face changed, and he said very seriously: "Every layman who joined the support group of Pindao fans, I must explain something to you."

"No matter what kind of organization we are, we must be under the leadership of the party and obey the party's command, we can't mess around."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were taken aback, they couldn't help but admire Jiang Yun's awareness.

"Damn it, compared with those celebrities, Daoist Master's pattern has been improved immediately!"

"Very rigorous, I like it very much, is this a Taoist patriot?"

"I can now be sure that the Taoist leader's political class must be a perfect score."

"That's right, don't mess around, we must firmly support the party's leadership [thumbs]!"

[Wang Pineapple]: "Master Dao, your fan support group is called Tianyuan Taoist Fan Association, how about it, isn't the name fashionable?"

"Society?" Daoist Zhang Zhishun exclaimed, unexpectedly, he was also watching Jiang Yun's live broadcast.

The old man said solemnly: "Boy, what kind of clubs do your fans have? Clubs are definitely not advisable!"

"You listen to the old man's advice and change the association into a street!"

The fans in the live broadcast room were all stupid.

Fan Street of Tianyuan Taoist Temple, this... this... what kind of words does this sound like!

"Our country has a sub-district office, which can take care of it and won't let your fans mess around." Old Taoist Zhang explained.

Jiang Yun nodded in agreement, and said, "Mr. Zhang, your suggestion is still safe."

"From now on, my fan support group will be called Tianyuan Taoist Fan Street Group!"

The 10,000+ water friends in the live broadcast room frantically created a pattern in the barrage area.

The pattern of the two priests really shocked everyone.

Jiang Yun's fan support group has since decisively changed its name to the Tianyuan Taoist Fan Street Group.

Later, the fans held an offline gathering and held up banners, and passers-by were stunned and asked questions one after another.

Jiang Yun's fans said proudly: "We are all regular soldiers, affiliated to Jiangjia Village Tianyuan Taoist Street Office, which is different from other fan groups that have no status."

After the water friends in the live broadcast found that Mr. Zhang was also watching the live broadcast, they resolutely ignored Jiang Yun and began to watch and ask the old Taoist priest.

"Mr. Zhang, since autumn, after I put on my sweater, I feel short of breath and always feel that someone is pinching my neck."

"The old Taoist priest saved me. I feel like my legs are going to be useless. After I put on jeans, the skin on my legs turned blue-purple. No matter how I treat them, it won't cure me. Do I want to have my legs amputated?"

"I really don't understand why the doctor told me not to eat it when I just had a slight cold."

"Mr. Zhang, I gave birth a few days ago, and the doctors who performed the caesarean section on me were chattering on the operating table. I feel so wronged!"

"Mr. Zhang, I feel that the doctors are old-fashioned. When I was in the hospital, they inspected my condition, always with their hands behind their backs, and their attitude was condescending. They didn't respect me at all."

……

10,000+ water friends used the live broadcast room as a free online consultation live broadcast room, and hundreds of thousands of bullet screens related to the disease shocked the backstage operation of Tiger Fish.

Zhang Zhishun answered the barrage randomly with a smile. His attitude was extremely amiable, and he had countless fans.

"Layman who feels that he can't breathe well after changing his sweater, take a look now to see if you've put your sweater on backwards."

"When you put on jeans, the skin on your legs turns blue-purple layman. I advise you to calm down and don't amputate your limbs. I think your pants are fading."

"In fact, after getting sick, people's digestion ability is weakened, so it is really necessary to eat less and avoid a little bit.

Regardless of Western medicine or Chinese medicine, we can never tell others that we can eat whatever we want when we go home. "

"Traditional Chinese medicine mainly focuses on recuperation, and rarely performs traumatic operations. However, I feel that it is a good thing for doctors to talk about family affairs during operations. If they don't say a word, the problem must be serious."

"It's really not easy to be a doctor now. It's really helpless to put our hands behind our backs when we check the patient's condition. If we put our hands in front and bow, then we probably should have dinner at home."

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Chapter 111 Little Dragon Girl's Real Name

Many water friends listened to the old Taoist Zhang's exclamation. They recalled their experience of seeing a doctor in the hospital and felt emotional.

"Hands at the back, it means there is still life to save. Hands, hands at the front, so eat whatever you want [cover your face]"

"I was anemic this year. I went to see a Chinese medicine doctor. The female doctor told me to drink secondary Chinese medicine and eat whatever I wanted. I didn't dare to ask more [Tears Running]"

"Upstairs, let's make friends, I want to sit at the children's table【狗头】"

"When I had a caesarean section, the doctor told me that I was too fat and asked me to lose weight. He also said that my necklace was very beautiful. Later, I even asked my ancestors for eight generations, because they were afraid that I would fall asleep [laughing and crying]"

"Before he underwent hemorrhoid surgery, when I was lying on it before the operation, the doctor and the anesthetist were chatting and the other was playing the king. I felt very at ease."

"The forensic doctor said that when I was doing the disability appraisal, my colleague's request was really too much, and it was annoying, but the deceased was very cooperative."

Old Taoist Zhang enjoyed the compliment from the water friends very much. He looked at the live broadcast room, glanced at it, and suddenly saw a very special barrage.

"Mr. Zhang, if I invent the antidote to paraquat, can I take you as my teacher?"

Old Taoist Zhang held the phone and fell into silence.

What is the effect of the paraquat antidote? It is equivalent to cutting off a pig's hind leg, and then putting it in a pot to cook for half an hour.

After cooking, apply the antidote of paraquat on the back of the well-cooked pork knuckles, and the cooked knuckles can be turned into fresh pig hind legs, which can still move after being attached to the pig.

If the ingredients of the antidote can be deciphered, then the average lifespan of human beings will exceed [-] or even [-] years without any problem.

"The layman who wants to take the achievement of inventing the antidote to paraquat and ask me to be a teacher, if you can really do it, I will be able to worship you as a teacher." The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun sighed.

Jiang Yun interjected next to him: "The effect of the paraquat antidote is actually very similar to the recovery potion in the game."

"No matter how serious the injury is, as long as you drink the medicine, you can recover."

"If you really want to come up with that stuff, don't talk about taking Mr. Zhang as your teacher, you just use the White House as your bedroom and the aircraft carrier as your yacht, and all human beings in the world can satisfy your wishes."

Many water friends were dumbfounded at the time.

Paraquat is a very effective pesticide, but it is a pity that it was drunk so abruptly that production was discontinued.

Most people just heard that many scientists all over the world are researching the antidote to paraquat, but this is the first time they have heard of such a powerful antidote.

"Old man, if you come up with that thing, does it mean that you can hatch chickens from hard-boiled eggs?"

"Brothers and sisters in the live broadcast room, if I come up with that thing, can I be recommended to a key elementary school in the city? 【狗头】"

"Excuse me, if I invent it, can I eat KFC for free [funny]."

"Hey, if you really want to find an antidote to paraquat, let alone the Nobel Prize, if you want to eat Nobel's ashes with rice, it's probably fine."

"Medical students said that the antidote of paraquat represents the reverse growth and recovery of organ failure and fibrosis. The research value in it is of great value, and the code of human longevity is hidden in it."

"Excuse me, if I invent that thing, will my wife beat me?"

After chatting with the water friends in the live broadcast room for more than an hour, the old priest Zhang Zhishun washed his feet and went to bed early.

Jiang Yun also wants to sleep, but it's not time for the next broadcast, so he can only force himself to chat with the water friends.

【Wang Pineapple】Tip Huya No. 1 with a message: "Master Daoist, I want to ask you a question, have you ever watched The Legend of Condor Heroes?"

Jiang Yun nodded, not to mention The Legend of Condor Heroes, but the Eight Parts of Tianlong, Legend of the Condor Heroes and Swordsman. These classics, when he was in school, he also used his spare time to catch up on every episode without missing a beat. It's over.