Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"It is recommended that Taoist priests download the national anti-fraud APP to prevent being cheated by the real estate management."

"I just checked, and the sentence is three to ten years in prison, big female dragon, be careful [dog head]"

"Punishment, you can copy, copy the spectrum, housekeeper!"

Taking advantage of this gap, Jiang Yun came to other orchids and picked seven or eight orchid seed pods.

There are jianlan, lotus petal orchid, molan, and even a seed pod of a plain crowned orchid.

When the water friends in the live broadcast room saw it, they immediately warned.

"Master Dao, you are really punished!"

"Anchor, it's not fun to hold that thing [I can't cry]!"

"Brothers and sisters, if I report the anchor now, will the police uncle give me bonuses and pennants?"

Jiang Yun put the orchid seed pods close to his body, touched his nose, and explained helplessly: "Every layman, don't talk nonsense!"

"Although these kinds of orchids are also rare species, they are not endangered plants. Let alone picking a few seed pods, I just dig them out of the ground and plant them back in the Taoist temple. It's no problem."

"It's just that there is nothing wrong with doing that, but we still have to pay attention to protecting the environment, so I just picked a few seed pods and went back to try to plant them."

In the live broadcast room, those who are engaged in the flower planting industry, especially the water friends who have grown orchids, stood up to refute the rumors.

"The Taoist priest is right, it's just that orchids are a bit difficult to grow."

"The seeds of orchids have no endosperm and no nutritional supplements themselves. They need symbiotic bacteria to germinate, and the germination rate is very low."

"The few orchid seed pods that the anchor took away, it would be good to grow two or three orchids."

"Buddha plants, whether they can be planted or not, basically depends on fate, and even Taoist priests can plant them, but it is a good thing."

Jiang Yun patted the seed pods that he had put away close to his body, and said with a smile: "Housekeeper, if the poor can grow them, then I can share some of them with you."

"Master, is it true?"

"The monks don't lie, and the orchids don't cost money, but you have to pay for the postage!"

The smile on Xiao Min's face froze instantly, Taoist priest, you are more or less picky!

Jiang Yun and Zhang Zhishun followed the old road and returned to the cave behind the waterfall.

As soon as the two of them came back, they saw a thick, long, thorny and wet cobra in the cave.

Root is an adjective, not to mention one, mainly because Brother Snake is stiff now, lying on the ground straight like that, really looks like a stick.

It has more than 30 bee stings stuck in the gaps between the snake scales all over its body.

The whole snake has at least doubled in size, and it seems that it has lost consciousness at present, and even the snake letter is drooping out of its mouth weakly.

Seeing this, the water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help but gasped.

"Fuck, the bee swarm outside is too cruel!"

"Brother Snake left the cave, I strongly opposed it."

"I recall that there was an episode of Survival in the Wild back then. Mr. Pei was also stung by a bee. As a result, his entire face was swollen. At that time, his double eyelids looked like they had just been cut."

"More than 20 wasp stings are enough to kill a cobra. Brother Snake must be cold!"

"Daoist, don't waste food, remember to take it with you when you leave, you two can have an extra meal at night, eat charcoal grilled spicy strips!"

Jiang Yun touched the cobra's head, it was cold, he said sadly: "Mr. Zhang, Brother Snake died so badly, should I bury it?"

"Burn your head!"

Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun came to the cobra. He quickly pulled out the bee sting from the snake, and then touched the snake's nose with his hand.

"Not bad, very moist!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room looked confused.

"Old Taoist Zhang looks like a fairy, he won't say that he deserves more money, right?"

"It's very moist, I seriously doubt that the old Taoist priest wants to eat snake raw while it's hot!"

"Burn your head so it literally means, when the snake's head is buried, the snake's body can be left to be eaten, I understand, I understand!"

When the water friends in the live broadcast room were generally not optimistic about the fate of Cobra, Mr. Zhang threw Brother Snake into the pool to wash it twice, and then took his hiking bag from the side.

He took out a white peony plant from inside, smashed it with a stone, added water, and spread the medicinal juice evenly on the cobra's whole body.

He also dug out two Panax notoginseng from the backpack, smashed the rhizome with stones, added water, made a medicinal paste, and applied it to the cobra.

Finally, I grabbed the cobra, forcibly opened its mouth, pressed the snake's head into the water, and forcibly poured a lot of water.

When Jiang Yun saw this scene, he slapped his forehead and suddenly realized.

Mr. Zhang pickled Brother Snake with herbs. He didn't want to make a medicinal meal for later stewing to taste. He was saving Brother Snake!

"Every layman in the live broadcast room, Pindao will explain to you."

"If you are stung by a wasp in the wild, you must remain calm, first pull out the poisonous needle, and then clean the wound."

"Because the venom of wasps is alkaline, we can find some acidic things to apply to the wounds. The stronger the acidity, the better. Paeoniae Alba is an acidic herb!"

"After neutralizing the bee venom, you can find some traditional Chinese medicines such as dandelion, panax notoginseng, lobelia, etc. that have anti-inflammatory and analgesic effects, mash them and apply to the wound."

"If the symptoms are serious, I recommend everyone to drink plenty of water, which is more conducive to the discharge of toxins. What Mr. Zhang just did is the standard self-rescue process. If you haven't learned it, you can watch it repeatedly in the live broadcast playback."

The water friends in the live broadcast saw the cobra's tail shaking slightly, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

"I learned another first aid trick in the live broadcast room, although it is unlikely to be useful."

"There is no one worthy of a prestigious name. The medical skills of the old Daoist Zhang do seem to be very strong."

"I'm not afraid of being stung by bees. I just want to ask, where can I get a teammate like Mr. Zhang when I enter the mountain?"

"If you survive a catastrophe, you will surely have a future blessing. I feel that Brother Snake is about to turn around."

Two or three minutes later.

The cobra's body shook twice, opened its mouth to spit out a mouthful of mucus, gradually softened its body, and slowly opened its eyes.

As soon as it opened its eyes, it saw the two human faces in front of it. Suddenly it felt dark, and the snake almost fainted again.

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Chapter 106 The Image Is Destroyed

Brother Snake was trembling with fear, he barely raised his head, opened his mouth, and let out a weak cry twice: "Hiss hiss~~~"

Mr. Zhang slapped the snake's head with his backhand, and the snake was stunned on the spot.

"Boy, what is the name of this beast? The old man's sixth sense tells me that it is scolding us."

"Mr. Zhang, you guessed it right. This guy scolded us for being inappropriate, so he caught a little snake and licked it desperately. It's really not polite." Jiang Yun scratched his head, feeling a little helpless.

The previous three misunderstandings were a bit big, now Brother Snake really doesn't want to trust human beings!

"You translate it for it. The old man saved its life with herbal medicine. If you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer in front of your eyes."

"The swarm of hornets outside is going crazy, and it still insists on running outside. It was too aggressive when it was young!" Old Taoist Zhang looked at the slow-moving cobra, and said angrily.

His medical skills are superb, as long as people are not dead and brought to him, he is [-]% sure to save them, but it is also very annoying, that is, disobedient patients.

If it weren't for the cobra's own good luck, and it was just a snake, the elder wouldn't have even looked at it just now.

After Jiang Yun's explanation, the fear in Brother Snake's eyes was greatly reduced. It opened its mouth and hissed loudly for a long time.

"Mr. Zhang, this snake asked me to tell you, thank you for saving your life. It will repay you in the next life."

"Also, it also said that the swarm of wasps outside didn't talk about martial arts. It wanted to swim with the current, but the swarm of wasps rushed over like crazy."

"It was careless, didn't dodge, didn't hide in the water in time, was attacked and was stung more than [-] times in a row before it reacted, so it rolled and crawled back to the cave."

The old priest Zhang Zhishun was dumbfounded. He looked at Jiang Yun suspiciously and said, "You won't translate randomly for the sake of the live broadcast, right?"

"Mr. Zhang, I use my master's reputation to swear to Master Sanqing that I really didn't make a blind translation. Those are Brother Snake's original words."

The cobra was next to it. It was full of dissatisfaction, but it nodded cooperatively.

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help sighing, Snake Jingze has now transformed into Snake Baoguo, is everything popular now and doesn't talk about martial arts?

There was no movement outside the waterfall.

Jiang Yun poked his head out cautiously and took a look. The swarm of hornets had dispersed now, at least not wandering around the valley anymore.

"Mr. Zhang, let's clean up and go out."

"Blessed by the Patriarch Sanqing, the swarm of bees finally dispersed. It's getting dark outside. Let's go out and go back to the bamboo forest." The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun sighed.

Going out this time, there is no danger outside, so there is no need to wade in clothes.

The two Taoist priests took off their underwear and coats, and packed them properly into waterproof mountaineering bags.

Jiang Yun carried the mountaineering bag on his back, holding Xiaobai in his arms, and old Taoist Zhang carrying a cobra, and the two jumped into the cold pool in their underwear, and soon landed on the shore.

The footage of the drone automatically switched to the mosaic mode. The 10,000+ water friends only saw two people taking off their clothes and jumping into the water. They shouted too much in the live broadcast room.

"Speechless, why is there still a mosaic during the live broadcast?"

"I treat the anchor as my own brother. I never thought that the anchor would see me so far away. He doesn't treat me like a family member!"

"I'm sorry, the brother-sister relationship between Taoist priest and water friend seems to have changed!"

"A group of old porn critics, what do you want to see, can I not know?"

……

Jiang Yun dried his whole body with internal force by the stream, then put on his mountaineering suit, and then he pulled the drone out of the cave behind the waterfall.

Seeing that the two of them had dressed up, all the water friends couldn't help shouting in the comment area that they were bored.

"Fuck, what's wrong with Xiaobai, why is his mouth and nose bleeding?"

"Emmm, Xiaobai seems to have a nosebleed, what did he see?"

"Envy, envy, hate, I want to report to the underworld with my real name, Xiaobai didn't drink Mengpo soup when he was reincarnated!"

"The image of Xiaobai in my heart is really shattered. It was originally a soft girl who is good at acting like a baby, but I didn't expect to be a slut in my heart!"

"[Xiao Min]: Daoist, I really can't stand it anymore, please wipe your female apprentice's nosebleed."

Jiang Yun looked at Xiaobai's nosebleed, and he was also a little speechless. Could this fox be really smart?

"Boy, you have to believe in science. This fox eats great tonics in the mountains. It's normal to have some nosebleeds when it's angry." The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun shook his head and said.

He dug out a small pack of tissues from his backpack and handed it to Jiang Yun.

After Jiang Yun washed the blood off Xiaobai's nose, he gently rubbed Xiaobai's head.

bass……

Two nosebleeds came out again.

Everyone was shocked, this fox was really angry.

Jiang Yun had no choice but to wash Xiao Bai's face again. He immediately took out a piece of toilet paper, tore the paper in half, rolled it into two paper tubes, and stuffed it gently into Xiao Bai's nose.

After the nosebleed stopped, take a closer look.

It's over, with two sticks of toilet paper sticking out of his nose, Xiaobai's idiot image is even more plump.

The water friends in the live broadcast room hurriedly took screenshots, saving this moment of social death for Xiaobai.

"[Xiao Min] Daoist, Xiaobai's emoji package should be very useful. I'll print it out and mail you a copy when I'm done."

"It's really bad!"

"All the national treasures on the mountain are gone, and the house management is still taking the bamboo shoots. It's really inhumane."

"Big Mother Dragon, after the emoji package is ready, remember to share it in the group, I want it too!"

Jiang Yun looked at Xiao Bai who was still looking at him stupidly, and he shook his head helplessly.

Alas, the image of the mascot of Tianyuan Daoist Master Sister may be destroyed today!

Old Daoist Zhang carried Brother Snake, who was half-hard but not soft, and walked towards Taniguchi with his head held high. Jiang Yun followed closely behind him.

After the two returned to the chestnut tree, they found that because the hornet's nest was destroyed, the bee colony had moved with the queen bee and young bees.

Jiang Yun took back his hiking bag, went under the tree and found a small medicine hoe, saw the pile of beehives, and there was actually honey in the beehives.

"Mr. Zhang, lend me one of the plastic bags you brought in your mountaineering bag. I'll take the honey back. Let's eat fried chestnuts with honey tonight!"