Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"It's an instant to be bent [laughing and crying]"

Jiang Yun dried his hair with the inner lining of his coat, and the old priest Zhang Zhishun reminded him, "Boy, use your internal force to dry your underwear first."

"Those hornets will take at least three hours to disperse, and we have to stay here for a while."

Jiang Yun nodded, using his internal strength, his body temperature rose rapidly, and after a while, a layer of white mist rose from his body.

After the water mist dissipated, the underwear and body were completely dry.

"Men and laymen, Pindao once again solemnly declares that although I am single, I have a normal sexual orientation and love women. You will never have a chance." Jiang Yun explained solemnly.

The male fan in the live broadcast room smiled awkwardly.

"Master Dao, don't get me wrong, the reason I'm a fan of you is because you're as handsome as me."

"Anchor, you are actually similar to Lao Hu, I just want to express how much I like you, and by the way, lower the probability of female fans in the live broadcast room who might win the lottery."

"[Xiao Min]: Are you male fans human?"

"[Wang Pineapple]: Sister Xiao Min, forget it, the Taoist leader and us are definitely not going to play, the competition is too fierce, men also like it, there is no way."

"Hahaha, the big female dragon and the hippopotamus are quite self-aware."

Looking at the barrage of teasing in the live broadcast room, Jiang Yun breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, this is just a misunderstanding, the relationship between me and the male fan has not deteriorated, we are still good brothers.

The camera of the drone turned and pointed at the cobra, and the water friends were startled.

"Fuck, why is there a cobra here?"

"Brothers, why do I look familiar to the carp in this cobra's mouth?"

"Who can tell me why Brother Snake is here?"

"I seriously suspect that our anchor is a perverted stalker. He won't let Brother Snake hide here. How pitiful Brother Snake is."

Jiang Yun raised his head and sighed helplessly.

Sure enough, just as I thought, as soon as the cobra entered the mirror, the water friends in the live broadcast room began to commit some unwarranted crimes, what a shame!

"Ladies and gentlemen, it is purely a coincidence that Brother Snake and I met here, do you believe it or not?"

The carp held in the cobra's mouth fell to the ground. It turned around silently and climbed three or four meters deep into the cave.

"Hahaha, Brother Snake, don't leave, it's really a coincidence that we met, hahaha~~"

The water friends in the live broadcast room began to complain.

"This scene was once embarrassing!"

"Cobra: You guys are endless, I'm hiding here, why are you still looking for me ('^`)"

"It's really endless, Brother Snake's life is extremely difficult!"

"There must be something good in this grotto, because Brother Snake must be unlucky to see the anchor, and the anchor must be rich if he sees Brother Snake."

"Brother Snake: tm, can you stop thinking about me, every time you squeeze labor's wool, you have to beat labor [tears]!"

Looking at Shuiyou's barrage, Jiang Yun felt like he was on his back. The feeling of being slandered by others was really uncomfortable.

He came to Cobra and said, "Brother Snake, please explain to me, I really didn't follow you!"

The cobra raised its head. It glanced at the carp not far away, then at Jiang Yun, blinked, and said, "Hiss~~!"

"Hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss!"

……

The old Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun was very curious, so he asked: "Boy, what is this snake talking about, you can translate it for the old man."

"Mr. Zhang, I think it's better not to translate. If I can translate it, it will be a surprise."

"Then you can translate for the old man, what is a tmd surprise!"

Jiang Yun said helplessly: "It's really entangled, I don't know if I am a snake, but you two are really not alone, as long as you do something with people, it will not be like this."

"Employees and bachelors are snakes. If you want to kill or cut, you can do whatever you want!"

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Chapter 104

Brother Snake raised his head and closed his eyes, completely looking like a hero who sacrificed himself.

After listening to Jiang Yun's words, the old Taoist Zhang Zhishun was silent for a long time. After living such an old age, he was bitten by a snake today, and the old man felt a little unacceptable for a while.

The water friends in the live broadcast room looked at the cobra, obviously the snake is very dangerous, but through the camera, they always felt that the snake was inexplicably cute.

"It's over, I'm most afraid of snakes... I actually fell in love with Brother Snake..."

"When Brother Snake made a hissing sound, there was a passage that was three long, three short and three long. It was the Morse code for help!"

"That's right, Brother Snake was blinking madly just now, it must be asking us for help."

"Brothers, Brother Snake is a national second-class protected animal, or should we call the police?"

"Why call the police? It's not like you don't know the relationship between police officer Jiang Dajiang and our anchor."

"Brother Snake, the host is a warlord of the Hubei clan. He is very powerful. We really can't save you. Please ask for blessings [cover your face]."

The old priest Zhang Zhishun looked at the cobra and said, "Boy, help me translate this snake."

"You just said that it was a misunderstanding just now. The old man has always been kind-hearted. I just beat him up. It was really a special reason, not my intention."

After the old man finished speaking, he took out a multifunctional small Swiss army knife from the arm pocket of his mountaineering suit. He picked up the carp in the corner, and stabbed it into the belly of the fish quickly and ruthlessly.

After the cobra listened to Jiang Yun's translation, it looked back at its prey suspiciously, opened its mouth wide, and hissed.

Old Taoist Zhang quickly asked: "Boy, did you translate well, what did the snake say?"

"He said I believe you, you bastard, you are a very bad old man, you snatched my fish, and stabbed it to scare me. Is this called being kind?"

"The old man didn't eat it after seeing it in its mouth for a long time. I thought the snake couldn't swallow it, so I deliberately took out a knife and prepared to cut the fish into several pieces."

After Jiang Yun explained to the cobra, the snake crawled towards the cold pool without looking back.

"Brother Snake, there are hornet swarms outside, it's dangerous for you to go out!"

"Hiss hiss~~!"

Plop.

The cobra jumped down the cold pool, and it quickly disappeared in the rapids of the waterfall.

The old Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun was stunned. The fish in his hand fell to the ground, and he was very puzzled.

Jiang Yun sighed, and said, "Old Zhang, the misunderstanding between the two of us and Brother Snake seems to be a bit big."

"It just said that even if it jumped from here to death, it wouldn't stay in the same place as us!"

Upon hearing the words, old Taoist Zhang Zhishun sighed in his heart.

Although that cobra is not very resistant, it is still strong no matter what!

"Boy, a snake can't be judged by its appearance. At this moment, the old man has some regrets in his heart. I hope we can meet it again next time."

Jiang Yun nodded earnestly. Brother Snake is a good snake, and it has the attribute of attracting money. If it is possible, who would not want to see it more often?

The water friends in the live broadcast room were powerless to complain at this time, they could only pray that Snake Jingze's trip would be smoother, not to be targeted by hornets, and then they could run as far as they could.

The buzzing of wasps can be heard clearly even in the grotto.

Old Taoist Zhang Zhishun shook his head, and he glanced back at the inside of the grotto.

This grotto is a karst cave, with a large entrance, wide sides, and a trumpet-shaped distance, but when you walk four or five meters back, the depth suddenly narrows, much like a bottomless canyon.

It was very dark and wet inside, and one could tell from a glance that no one was passing through it all year round.

Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun turned on the flashlight that came with the phone, and he poked his probe inside. When he retracted his head, his hair was already wet with moisture.

"Boy, it will take a long time for the bee swarms to disperse outside. Do you want to go in with the old man and have a look?"

"I just saw a light in the depths of the hole, maybe there will be something good."

Jiang Yun nodded in agreement, deep in every boy's heart, there is a heart of adventure.

Anyway, if you're stuck here and can't get out, it's okay to go inside for a while.

The two of them, one behind the other, held the flashlight that came with their mobile phones and walked into the depths of the cave.

The flashlight under the drone's camera also lit up, and he automatically followed behind the two of them, moving forward slowly.

Looking at the dark environment in the live broadcast room, the water friends couldn't help muttering in their hearts.

"Oh my god, Daoist Priest, according to my many years of love... no... it's adventure experience, such a narrow canyon, I don't want to force my way!"

"It's so dark and tortuous inside, I feel that there will be poisonous snakes and bats in it."

"In martial arts, in the depths of this kind of place, there are definitely hidden martial arts secrets or imprisoned martial arts masters of the old and immortal level. The anchor has opened the adventure mode!"

"I hope that the two priests can return safely. The Patriarch of Sanqing is here, Amitabha Buddha blesses you, Amen."

"Where is this place? I think this is more exciting than the haunted house adventure, and I want to go in and have a look."

……

While the water friends were chatting, Jiang Yun and Zhang Zhishun had already walked dozens of steps inside.

From the narrowness of the beginning to the sudden enlightenment now, there is a bright light ahead, very similar to the scene recorded in the opening chapter of Peach Blossom Spring.

After walking out of the cave completely, a tiankeng the size of half a football field appeared in front of them.

The pit is green, and there is a small pool in the center, and the plate is surrounded by straight yellow oak trees.

The sun can shine directly from the top of the tiankeng, and the walls of the crater are very smooth. Even Jiang Yun, who is very good at qinggong, can't climb it with bare hands.

"Hey, this place is really a fairyland on earth!" Jiang Yun sighed.

The old priest Zhang Zhishun nodded in agreement. His old man even moved to build a small house here and practice in seclusion alone.

Under the grove of more than a dozen yellow oak trees, there are many exotic flowers and plants, all of which are rare species outside.

Jiang Yun took the drone and walked into the woods to enjoy it. His footsteps stopped in front of seven or eight orchids.

"Dear fellows in the live broadcast room, Pindao would like to identify a popular creature on the Internet, the white-flowered Phalaenopsis. This kind of orchid is hard in diameter and often does not divide the plants. It is cylindrical and has milky white or light pink petals. It is very beautiful."

"If you meet in the wild, you must take a photo with your mobile phone as a souvenir."

The female fans in the live broadcast room looked at the white phalaenopsis, although they didn't have golden eyes, but it was almost the same.

This orchid is really beautiful.

[Xiao Min] Reward a treasure map with a message: "Master Dao, can you bring me an orchid, I really like it."

Jiang Yun suddenly received a treasure map. He nodded and said, "Punishment, I think it can be sentenced to three and a half years."

"White-flowered Phalaenopsis is a national second-class endangered species. You can take pictures, but don't move."

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Chapter 105 Too Cruel (Please recommend a ticket)

If you are undecided, you can ask the "Civil Code"!

The Civil Code says that you can do anything, so you can do it with confidence. If the Civil Code says you can't do it, you can't do it even if you break it.

Jiang Yun took the water friends in the live broadcast room and walked around the half-acre tiankeng for three hours. He studied almost every plant.

"Every layman in the live broadcast room, today's online hot biological identification is over. Although we don't take these plants away, we can at least take away the knowledge."

[Xiao Min] A reward for Huya No. [-], with an additional message: Daoist, we can’t move the white-flowered Phalaenopsis, so please bring me some seeds.

Jiang Yun looked at the Huya No. 18 issued by his room manager. He shook his head and directly refused: "Article [-] of the Regulations on the Protection of Wild Animals and Plants clearly prohibits the sale and purchase of national endangered wild plants and their seeds."

"Aunt... Housekeeper, if you still want that white-flowered Phalaenopsis, then the poor will really suspect that you want to go to jail to cheat food and drink."

Xiao Min quickly shook her head and apologized in the barrage area.

"Master Dao, you know me. I've always obeyed the law and believed in science. Please don't move the white flower Phoenix Phalaenopsis. I don't want it anymore [cover your face]"

The water friends in the live broadcast room also dispelled their evil thoughts, and everyone began to tease the room manager.

"Big Dragon, you are 38, I seriously doubt that you want to go to prison for retirement."