Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"I lost it. This seems to be a slang word among Northeast Beards. Could it be that old Taoist Zhang was possessed by the evil spirit of Zuo Shandiao?"

"The anchor's reaction speed is so fast, and he actually picked up the conversation. If it were me, I would definitely reveal my truth."

"Bandit: Moha Moha? Me: Makabaka, pawn! [Dog head saves life]"

"Why are you blushing, refreshed, why is your hair green, my daughter-in-law dyed her hair, hehehe."

"The situation hasn't been clarified yet, so it's not good for us to tease you like this?"

"Calm down, the more haunted you are, the more you have to trust the host, he is a professional."

The old priest Zhang Zhishun looked at Jiang Yun, and muttered, "What a refreshment, why don't you say that you have waxed your face?"

"Young people nowadays are confused when they think about taking Tiger Mountain out of their wits. Come here and have a look. This old man is holding something really good."

He peeled off the dirt on his hands, revealing the original face of the khaki.

It was only then that Jiang Yun discovered that what Mr. Zhang was holding in his hand was kudzu root, and it was a very old kudzu root.

As soon as the lights were turned on, the water friends in the live broadcast room realized that it was kudzu root!

"Oh my god, I was scared to death. I thought Mr. Zhang dug up a skull."

"I know kudzu root. Last year, my mother bought a lot of kudzu root powder and drank it. I haven't finished drinking it yet."

"When I went to the suburbs to eat at a farmhouse, I bought a bottle of kudzu root powder. I don't know if it's true or not. It smells like medicine and it's not delicious."

Jiang Yun took the kudzu root, scratched his head, and said, "Mr. Zhang, although this thing is a good thing, it's quite common outside. You don't need to dig it in the mountains, right?"

"And it's troublesome to eat. It needs to be ground into mud and brewed with water to make kudzu root powder. After the powder is dried in the shade, it can be brewed with boiling water."

"You're a theoretical guy, who told you that kudzu root is only eaten as kudzu powder?"

"The old man is getting old and has a bad spleen and stomach. After cutting this thing into pieces and making it a tea, it tastes as good as kudzu root powder." Zhang Zhishun explained with a long white look.

He really couldn't understand Jiang Yun. The young man seemed to know a lot at a young age, but he always felt that what he learned was almost meaningless.

Maybe it's because the young people are too aggressive. After a little more than two years, let time grind the human nature, this is definitely the hope for the prosperity of the Daoist sect!

For dinner, it became a medicinal meal, with Polygonum multiflorum in cold salad, Rice porridge with Polygonum multiflorum and wolfberry, and a bowl of slightly bitter Pueraria root tea.

After Jiang Yun finished eating, he felt cool all over his body, and it seemed that the internal force in his meridians was running much smoother.

"Eat less meat, eat more vegetables, take frequent walks under the moonlight, let go of all fate, and live as long as Peng Zu, boy, remember this sentence, it will help your practice." The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun suddenly spoke.

When the water friends in the live broadcast room heard it, their faces were stunned, and many people felt chilled.

"As a carnivore, I say that I will reduce my favor with Master Zhang by ten."

"Humans have evolved for millions of years, and the purpose is to eat meat. What's the point of living without eating meat?"

"One word from the old Taoist, I suddenly feel that the fried chicken in my mouth is not delicious."

"Compared to longevity and eating meat, I think eating meat is more important."

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage of water friends in the live broadcast room, he sighed, and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, don't misinterpret Mr. Zhang's meaning."

"The Zhengyi religion of Taoism is different from Buddhism. It is not forbidden to eat meat. Mr. Zhang means to let us maintain a healthy living habit, eat less meat, eat more vegetarians, and take two steps if there is nothing to do."

"In recent years, the obesity rate in China has been a bit high, and the meat on the body is eaten bite by bite. Let's control our mouth a little bit and control our weight, which is better than anything else."

After some explanations, the water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly realized.

The old priest Zhang Zhishun was beside him, and said quietly: "Although the Taoism is broad, it will not get rid of the unfavorable people!"

"I don't understand the old man's words. If you don't understand, you don't understand. Why do you have to teach everyone so that they understand as thoroughly as you do?"

"The road to practice is already difficult, why do you always like to make things harder for yourself?"

"Old Zhang, the sages are hiding, and the evil methods are intensifying!"

"Whether someone learns it or reads it, the Tao is there. If there are more people who understand it, the Tao will not increase, and if there are fewer people who understand it, the Tao will not decrease."

"My master once said that the road is as simple as it is, and those old people at the gate... the old seniors are always talking in the cloud, which is very annoying."

"If possible, he would like to teach Taoism to everyone. Unfortunately, my master is gone, so I will help him realize his wish." Jiang Yun said with a smile.

Zhang Zhishun was silent for a long time.

That night until he fell asleep, the old man didn't open his mouth to say a word.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were greatly moved.

"It's no wonder the anchor likes to reason with us. It turns out that he wants to give us a hand."

"This fairy was moved to tears and snot, Daoist, you moved me so much, I want to promise you with my body."

"I do the same [secret observation]!"

……

"The female fans in the anchor's live broadcast room are really too double-standard. To the Taoist leader, they promise each other with their bodies, and to me, they will be a bull and a horse in the next life, and they must repay their great kindness."

"You can't blame those female fans for double standards. If the Taoist leader is willing, I can also agree with you."

"Floating world, to be able to enter this live broadcast room, I am really lucky!"

[Xiao Min] Reward a treasure map with a message: Taoist priest, or else you are a good person to the end, so accept me.

[Dongfang TV Station] Reward a treasure map with a message: Taoist priest, please come to my station for a program, I feel that the audience in my station also needs enlightenment.

[Purchaser of Medicinal Materials] Reward ten treasure maps with a message: Master Xiaodao, if you come to Hangzhou, please let me know, and I will set aside three days for the two of us to have a good chat.

……

Jiang Yun looked at the rewards in the live broadcast room, he shook his head, and said with a smile: "Ladies and gentlemen, nectar does not moisten grass without roots, and the magic method is only for those who are destined. You are the destined people who are poor."

"Ordinary viewers should stop swiping gifts. Rich local tyrants can do whatever they want. Even if you swip more, I won't spare time to meet the No. [-] and No. [-] brothers offline."

"If there is a destiny, you can meet them anywhere. If there is no destiny, it is useless to force it."

The number of swiping gifts in the live broadcast room increased again.

"It doesn't matter, buy a gift first, get acquainted with the Taoist priest, and then talk, Taoist priest, my avatar is my own photo!"

"The big mother dragon actually made another treasure map [secret observation]"

"The Daoist is talking about fate, and it's useless to spend money. The first and second brother in the live broadcast room, will you take the train overnight to meet the Daoist?"

"It's small, the layout is small, and the train is too slow. I feel that the big brother on the list in the live broadcast room will carry the locomotive to meet the Taoist priest and force a relationship."

"Grandma Biluo said that this live broadcast room is not real."

……

early morning.

After Old Taoist Zhang woke up, he didn't wash his face or brush his teeth, but found Jiang Yun immediately and said a word.

PS: Dear book friends, my dad caught a cold when the season changed recently, everyone should wear two more clothes, beware of catching a cold, we don’t need style but temperature, okay?

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Chapter 98

"I think the sea is as quiet as water, and you can cultivate the Tao as you wish."

Jiang Yun scratched his head and asked in confusion, "Mr. Zhang, what are you talking about?"

"From the road to simplicity, the old man didn't sleep last night. I was thinking hard and fell into a dilemma."

"Complicity becomes the path, and the avenue becomes simple. You say who is building the avenue and who is building the path?"

"Whether the Dao is to save oneself or the common people, reconciliation?"

Jiang Yun looked at the slightly reddened eyes of the Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun, and said, "Old Zhang, there are three thousand ways, choose one person to follow, although the way of Tao changes, it will never leave the original line, and we will lead to the same goal by different routes."

"What is the great way? What is the small way? From the boy's point of view, there is no essential difference between the two. If you make too much distinction, you will be too confused."

"Hey, this old man has been cultivating Taoism for more than fifty years. At the end of the day, you actually want you, a brat, to point me out. People are really going back as they live."

"God knows what happened today, you know what I know, if you dare to go out and talk nonsense, and ruin my reputation, don't blame the old man for turning his face and denying people!"

Jiang Yun looked at the blood-red eyes of old Taoist Zhang Zhishun, he quickly patted his chest, and swore to Master Sanqing that his mouth was very strict.

If you don't comfort the old man, the old man is afraid that he will eat people!

"嘿嘤嘤~~"

Xiaobai jumped out and hummed.

Old Taoist Zhang was curious about Xiaobai, grabbed the fox's ears, and said angrily: "You little guy, what kind of presence do you want?"

"Two bottles of hair whitening cream, don't call anymore. I've been an upright man for most of my life. I didn't expect that the first time I bribed, I actually bribed you, a little guy. What kind of world is this!"

Jiang Yun was next to him, he dared to look but didn't speak, what if he talked too much and old Taoist Zhang couldn't think about it?

After all, the old Taoist leader is also a person who wants face. If something goes wrong with his anger, he really has no way to explain it to people outside!

Xiaobai really liked those two bottles of whitening and brightening cream, and after a while, he ate more than half of the bottles.

Jiang Yun was a little curious and asked, "Old Zhang, why did you bring this with you when you entered the mountain?"

"I brought it to that South China tiger, but that guy left in a hurry, so I left it."

"That's really cheap Xiaobai, Mr. Zhang, Xiaobai likes your whitening and brightening cream very much, can you disclose the formula?"

"Don't inquire, private secret recipe, just these two bottles, if you want to eat later, you have to pay for it."

"Several pet food companies in Citigroup wanted my prescription for whitening and hair brightening cream. They bid against each other, and the price reached 300 million, but I didn't sell it." Zhang Zhishun said casually.

Jiang Yun was very surprised and asked: "Mr. Zhang, 300 million is a lot. Is it Huaxia currency?"

"Citigroup's company is naturally talking about U.S. dollars. It seems that there are annual dividends. I don't understand the old man. I was afraid of being cheated, so I ignored them."

Jiang Yun suddenly realized that he was still too young and had underestimated Mr. Zhang's financial resources too much.

If the old man sells that prescription, not only will he directly receive more than 2000 million yuan, but he will also receive a considerable dividend every year.

No wonder he would always carry a dozen bank cards and spend money on medicines at any time.

After breakfast, the two set out to collect herbs.

This time the two of them set off to the south. The number of forests in the south is slightly less, but there are many hills and depressions, and the road is quite difficult.

Just after twelve o'clock at noon, the two of them stuffed more than half of their backpacks with the rare Chinese herbs they picked.

The old priest Zhang Zhishun was very satisfied, and said: "Boy, you are really a lucky star. In the past, when I went to the mountains alone to collect herbs, the harvest of seven days combined was not as much as these two days."

Jiang Yun smiled and said nothing. He touched the lucky jade pendant hanging on his chest, and said in his heart: Good thing!

At noon, the two found an open space by a small stream, and were taking out dry food, preparing to take a break before eating.

Xiaobai jumped up suddenly, his tail frizzed.

Its whole body tensed up, and it yelled at Jiang Yun's back.

"嘿嘤嘤~~"

"嘿嘤嘤~~"

The water friends in the live broadcast room laughed out of place.

"Is there danger behind the anchor? Why would Xiaobai yell in that direction?"

"What, Xiaobai is yelling, isn't it acting like a baby?"

"Xiaobai: Are you polite?"

Jiang Yun held Xiaobai and stood up. He was holding a small medicine hoe, and turned to look behind him vigilantly.

"Whoosh!"

Seven or eight gray shadows rushed out suddenly.

Swish!

The small medicine hoe drew a half-moon-shaped bright light, and with a muffled sound, a gray shadow fell to the ground on the spot.

Only then did Jiang Yun see clearly that the one lying on the ground was a grass rabbit.

"Good boy, with your sharp eyesight and hand speed, there are few opponents among the younger generation of Daomen." The old priest Zhang Zhishun looked at the rabbit and praised.

Jiang Yun rubbed the back of his head, and said very modestly: "Mr. Zhang, it's okay. I have practiced my hand speed for more than 20 years."

"Practice three days in winter and three days in summer, day after day, year after year, and dare not slack off."