Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

The water friends in the live broadcast room exploded at that time.

"I lost it, is wild ginseng really that valuable?"

"Anyway, my grandfather bought a flat in the capital with the fifth-grade wild ginseng at home. You can think about the specific price slowly."

"Suddenly found a way to get rich that I had never imagined. Tomorrow, I will go into the mountains to dig ginseng. God bless me, if I find wild ginseng, we will split the bill fifty-fifty."

"Hahaha, I was very lucky to dig wild ginseng. I didn't dig wild ginseng. Feudal superstition is not advisable. God damn it, I can't believe it."

After four o'clock in the afternoon.

The two had been wandering in the deep mountains for most of the day.

The old priest Zhang Zhishun looked at the time and said, "Boy, it's getting late, let's go back."

"Anyway, I have been in the mountain for seven days, and I will turn around tomorrow in a different direction. Maybe there will be unexpected gains."

He took out the compass from his pocket, trying to find out the direction.

Jiang Yun took out his mobile phone and said with a smile: "Mr. Zhang, the current map navigation software is very accurate, and there is no need for a compass."

"I already made a reservation in the bamboo forest when I came, and now we can walk back along the navigation."

The water friends who didn't enter the mountain in the live broadcast room were stunned. Why did they still have this operation? It's different from the TV series!

"I lost it. What kind of card does the anchor's mobile phone have? Why is there still a signal in the deep mountains and old forests?"

"China ##, 214 million 4G signal base stations, you are trustworthy."

"Indeed, on the premise that there is a signal in the wild, map navigation software is much more accurate than a compass."

"BeiDou, forever God, the EU's Galileo navigation system comes out and gets beaten [cool]!"

Zhang Zhishun sighed, the social development has changed too fast in the past few years, although he has tried his best to keep up with the development of the times, but he really can't understand some things.

For example, map navigation, this is not difficult to learn.

A few years ago, the old Taoist priest went to Chongqing. He originally planned to go for three days. In the end, he didn’t ask for help. He just watched the navigation on his mobile phone and walked out after three months.

From then on, Mr. Zhang directly uninstalled all three navigation software on his mobile phone.

"Mr. Zhang, Chongqing is a mysterious city. It's just a literal meaning. No navigation is easy to use there, but in most places in China, navigation software is still trustworthy." Jiang Yun explained dumbfounded.

The Chongqing water friends in the live broadcast room laughed.

"The traffic in other cities is mostly a three-dimensional map. Only our traffic map in Chongqing is an eight-dimensional three-dimensional map."

"Are there any Chongqing people like me in the live broadcast room, who often go the wrong way when driving with navigation [laugh and cry]"

"Fuck, I seriously suspect that a surveillance camera was installed in my car upstairs."

"When I was traveling in Chongqing, I took the wrong intersection, and ended up experiencing another day of free travel [cover my face]"

"Welcome to Chongqing Panlong Bridge, a bridge that crashes navigation software."

"It's reasonable. In fact, there are not many locals in Chongqing. It's just that people from other places came to Chongqing and didn't go out. After a long time, they became locals."

In the depths of the virgin forest of Wudang Mountain, the navigation software is really easy to use. Although there is no 4G signal, the 2G signal has been very stable.

The way back was very fast. On the way, Jiang Yun stopped suddenly. He pointed to the front and said, "Old Zhang, there is a good thing there. Shall we dig it?"

The camera of the drone pans over.

The water friends in the live broadcast room only saw a patch of weeds.

"What good stuff is the anchor talking about? Did he discover wild ginseng again?"

"I just felt that after studying for a day, I can go to the mountains to collect herbs. It turns out that I am still a waste."

"Don't pass the pass, Daoist, what's there, tell me quickly!"

Jiang Yun went over, and he pushed aside the grass and said, "Ginseng is not so easy to find, but Pindao just saw a Polygonum multiflorum."

"Look at it, compared with other grasses, the leaves of Polygonum multiflorum are actually easy to identify. Its leaves are purple-red and heart-shaped, but they don't grow very tall. They don't have good eyesight, so they are easy to ignore."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were so depressed that they were about to vomit blood.

"I seriously suspect that the Taoist priest implies that I am short-sighted."

"What is Polygonum multiflorum, can it be eaten, is it delicious?"

"He Shou Wu is a good thing. I know that Zhang Guolao, one of the Eight Immortals, ate a human-shaped Polygonum, and then became a fairy."

"Really, Daoist, dig it out and have a look, maybe it's a human-shaped Polygonum multiflorum."

"Fuck, the Taoist priest will eat Polygonum multiflorum later, will he be struck twice by the sky lightning, and then fly up live?"

"Crossing the Heavenly Tribulation? I have always been confused. When I am crossing the Heavenly Tribulation, I would find a lightning rod and stand next to it, so that I would not have to be struck by lightning. Is there any fellow Taoist who has survived the Heavenly Tribulation to come out and explain."

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Chapter 96 Polygonum multiflorum porridge (please recommend, ask for a monthly ticket)

"Legends are legends after all. Polygonum multiflorum is a good thing. The leaves can be eaten and the roots can be used as medicine, but it is a bit nonsense to say that eating it can make you immortal."

"The lay lady in the live broadcast room can eat more Polygonum multiflorum. After eating too much, it will have the effect of black hair and anti-aging. Anyway, there are many benefits."

"Why did someone say just now that when you are crossing the catastrophe, you can hide next to the lightning rod so that you don't have to be struck by lightning. Pindao tells you seriously and responsibly that that method will not work."

"When crossing the catastrophe, it's like an iron sheet meets a magnet. Even if you hide next to the lightning rod, the catastrophe will go down the lightning rod and make a turn, and then hit people."

"Opportunism is a dead end, laymen, please remember it!" Jiang Yun glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room, and he urged.

The water friend listened and felt that the taste was not right.

"Daoist, did you not drink Mengpo soup in your previous life reincarnation? How do you know about crossing the catastrophe?"

"I feel that when our anchor crossed the tribulation in his previous life, he must have used a lightning rod, which led to the failure of the tribulation."

"Emmm, everyone, don't be too foolish, I feel that the Taoist priest is trying to tell us not to be opportunistic."

"If Polygonum multiflorum is really effective, I will go to the pharmacy to buy two catties of soup tomorrow."

"I was wondering why the anchor is not like a mortal, but I finally found the reason. It turned out to be a reincarnation!"

Jiang Yun shook his head and said with a smile, "Dear laymen in the live broadcast room, don't think about it, and believe in science. How can there be reincarnation in this world?"

"Tianyuan Taoist Temple has a collection of books called "Contemporary monks crossing the catastrophe's attention. There is a record that the lightning rod method of crossing the catastrophe is not advisable."

"That book is miscellaneous notes that my master bought at a street stall. The contents in it are unbelievable. I'm just joking. Don't take it seriously."

Elder Zhang Zhishun said quietly beside him: "Some things are true and false, who knows?"

When the water friends in the live broadcast room heard it, they immediately became excited.

"9494, what the old Taoist said makes sense."

"Obviously I'm cultivating immortals, but you insist on making me believe in science [狗头]"

"It's a pity that Taoist Chisong didn't start the live broadcast. I always feel that he is also a god."

"Some people in the live broadcast room calm down, don't make trouble, the 99-year non-disclosure agreement we signed has not expired."

"Mr. Zhang, why are you booing with my water friend!" Jiang Yun said helplessly.

He picked up a small medicine hoe and slowly dug around the Polygonum multiflorum.

This thing is a bit like a sweet potato, it is all caked on the root system, so you must be careful when digging.

After the surrounding soil was dug and loosened, Jiang Yun grabbed the roots of Polygonum multiflorum and tried to pull it out twice. It was very loose and felt that it could be pulled out.

He pulled it hard, then shook the soil on it, and a large piece of Polygonum multiflorum leaked out.

This Polygonum multiflorum is quite old at first glance, it looks like a king oyster mushroom, about [-] centimeters long, and there are many roots growing from the bottom.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were amazed!

"My dad dug out a jade bowl-shaped Polygonum multiflorum in the backyard last time. It was bigger than my hand. I didn't expect the host to dig out a bigger one."

"Damn it, why is the color of this Polygonum multiflorum black?"

"Not only is it dark, but it's also quite big. I think it's worth a lot of money."

"It's almost as thick as a carrot, and it's really worth a lot. I feel that if the Taoist master sells it to female fans in the live broadcast room, he can sell it for at least a few hundred."

"I suddenly wanted to arrest someone in the live broadcast room, but I couldn't find evidence. Oh, forget it, let the car run over me today."

The old priest Zhang Zhishun took the Polygonum multiflorum, he looked at it, and said with a smile: "This Polygonum multiflorum is at least eight years old. If it is sold to pharmacies, it will cost at least [-] yuan."

"I just picked some goji berries. Tonight, we will cut some Polygonum multiflorum to make porridge, and then we will mix a Polygonum multiflorum leaf with cold. It is very beautiful."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were envious.

One went into the mountains to collect herbs, and he seemed to be making a lot of money.

When I casually glanced at the camp, I saw several hundred yuan of Polygonum multiflorum.

But most people are just envious. After all, the threshold for entering the mountain is quite high, not only professional knowledge, but also luck.

If a normal person regards going to the mountains as their main occupation, [-]% of them will starve to death directly.

The sun was getting dark quickly in the woods.

The two had just returned to the bamboo forest, and it was just after five o'clock when it was getting dark.

After Jiang Yun made some food for Xiao Bai, he lit a bonfire and boiled a pot of water.

After washing the leaves of Polygonum multiflorum, pick a handful of tender leaves, then blanch them with boiling water, remove and drain.

Chop wild onions and wild garlic from the mountains and sprinkle them on top, then add pepper powder, salt, dried chili powder, chicken essence, and monosodium glutamate. mustard oil.

After stirring evenly, take a sip. It is hot and sour, delicious, very appetizing, and it is perfect for porridge.

Jiang Yun cut a few pieces of Polygonum multiflorum, threw it together with the rice into the pot and simmered over low heat.

Taking advantage of the time between cooking the porridge, he got up and stretched, and looked around, only to find that Mr. Zhang disappeared after he was ready to dry the bamboo.

Where can people go if they haven't eaten dinner yet?

Jiang Yun quickly took the flashlight and searched around. Finally, under a big locust tree, he saw Mr. Zhang half kneeling on the ground, running around with a small medicine pick.

A gust of cold wind blew, and many fallen leaves in the forest swirled along with the wind.

The cuckoo cuckoo of the owl came, and many water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly felt that the atmosphere was not right.

"Damn it, what's going on with old Taoist Zhang? Could it be that he ran into something evil?"

"Hey, don't dare to talk nonsense. There are many taboos in the mountains. Let's not make trouble for the two priests."

"This kind of scene can't be seen during the day, and can't be avoided at night. I'm numb."

"A locust tree is unlucky, it is a tree that locks ghosts, and an owl is also unlucky. It is better to believe it than to believe it. Be careful, the anchor!"

"Old Daoist Zhang's Taoism is profound, and he is a bit outrageous. You said that there is a corpse buried under the locust tree. The old Taoist wants to dig out the corpse and remind him of the corpse?"

Jiang Yun looked at the various speculations of the water friends in the live broadcast room, and was a little speechless: "Our water friends in the live broadcast room don't want to be screenwriters, but it is really too inferior."

"If you feel scared at night, you can recite the Taoist nine-character mantra twice more: Those who are fighting in battle, all march forward."

"Don't make random guesses. In most cases, people are scaring themselves."

After he finished speaking, he came behind the old Taoist Zhang Zhishun, patted his shoulder, and asked, "Mr. Zhang, you are not resting in the camp. What are you digging here?"

Old Taoist Zhang's body trembled. He turned his head with loose hair, picked up a big lump the size of a human head in his hand, and said in a hoarse voice: "I can't rest, I just want to walk around the camp."

"I walked under this locust tree, and my sixth sense told me there was something there, so I dug it up, take a look, is it a good thing?"

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Chapter 97

The appearance of old Taoist Zhang combined with his hoarse voice really startled Jiang Yun.

When I came back, I was fine, why did I suddenly become like this, can't I be really evil?

"You boy, why are you so pale?"

"It's windy in the mountains, so I wiped some great treasures."

"Why is it red again?"

"Rejuvenated!"

Listening to the conversation between the two, the water friends in the live broadcast room felt that the atmosphere was not right.