Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

All the male fans in the live broadcast room laughed out loud.

"The two priests are not driving, but it's better than driving. I think it's wrong, what should I do?"

"Damn it, this fairy actually understood in seconds, what should I do, am I dirty?"

"As someone who has experienced it, I just want to say one thing, it's not good to move too fast, after all, an iron pestle can be ground into a needle."

"Practice makes perfect, Daoist. What kind of iron pestle is ground into a needle, the housekeeper, come out and take care of it!"

"Whatever, Taoist Master's hand speed is really fast, he just told the truth, we can't engage in literary prison in the live broadcast room."

Jiang Yun looked at the grass rabbit under his feet, and said: "Fusheng is supreme, the ancestor of the Sanqing is above, Mr. Zhang, I am guilty!"

"What sin?"

"This grass rabbit, after all, is a life."

"You help it pass a test, let it reincarnate as a human being as soon as possible, and if the rabbit knows about it, it must be too late to thank you." The elder looked at the grass rabbit and said with a sigh.

Jiang Yun touched the back of his head and asked, "Old Zhang, what should we do now?"

"Chase, one rabbit is not enough to eat, at least we need to get another one."

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help sighing when they saw that the two really put down their backpacks, picked up the small medicine hoe, packed lightly, and chased the grass rabbit that had just passed by.

"Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and Patriarch Sanqing kept it in his heart. I don't think it's a big problem."

"Sin, sin, two Taoist priests, remember to marinate with ginger, otherwise the fishy smell will be too strong."

"Braised, steamed, stir-fried, deep-fried, don't eat small, eat big."

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, put more chili peppers and less salt, poor people can't eat too salty【狗头保护生】"

"Tutu is so cute, the two priests actually eat it."

Jiang Yun looked at the traces of the rabbit's escape, and explained: "The rabbit escapes very fast, and it is really difficult to catch in the woods."

"But Pindao just killed one of their companions, and the frightened rabbits usually flee to the bushes or tree holes to hide in the first place."

"The traces of those guys' escape are broken here, and they must be nearby."

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Chapter 99 Rabbits Are Overwhelmed Without Eating

Xiaobai jumped in front of a tree hole in twos and twos, and it yelled towards it.

"Hahaha~~"

When Jiang Yun came over, he squatted down and searched in front of the tree hole, and found a row of footprints.

The footprints are in the shape of plum blossoms, and the traces are very faint. If you don't look carefully, you can't see it at all.

"You little guy, you eat too much food every day, you know how to sleep, but you didn't expect it to play a little role at this time." Jiang Yun patted Xiaobai's head and praised.

"嘿嘤嘤~~"

The water friends in the live broadcast room saw Xiaobai acting like a baby, and became sour.

"Looking at Xiaobai, and then looking at my girlfriend, I suddenly feel that the girlfriend around me is not good."

"My girlfriend is the same. Others are acting like a baby, and she is acting like a spoiled child. Those two are really different!"

"Wang Yuze, I saw your comment, you are dead, get ready to kneel on the washboard [angry]"

"Fuck, the tragedy in the live broadcast room happened right in front of my eyes."

"I hope Xiaobai will publish a book that teaches me how to act like a baby. I will definitely buy it."

"I have the ability to act like a baby, but I married a straight man of steel [cover my face]"

"It's a girl's nature to act like a baby. My girlfriend has no problems that can't be solved by acting like a baby. If there is, it's because she's not acting sweet enough [secret observation]."

"The single dog suffered a fatal blow in the live broadcast room. Whoever called an ambulance for me, I felt like I was about to suffocate."

Jiang Yun gestured to the footprints with the small medicine pick in his hand, and said, "Everyone, take a closer look, these footprints are obviously the footprints of grass and rabbits."

"Because the grass rabbit's hind legs are strong, when it runs, the footprints behind it will be much clearer than the footprints in front."

Jiang Yun pulled out a thin steel wire from the shoulder strap of the mountaineering bag. He found a thick wooden stake, tied one end to the wooden stake, and tied a loop to the other end.

The wooden stake is nailed to the hole of the tree, and the thin steel wire sleeve lock with a loose buckle is aligned with the hole.

"Mr. Zhang, we don't have time to waste time here with the grass rabbit, do you have a lighter with you, burn some wet grass, let's smoke that guy out of the hole with smoke."

As soon as he finished speaking, Old Taoist Zhang took out a handful of grass from behind, with a bunch of hay sandwiched in the middle of the handful of grass, as a kindling.

"The old man is also good at trapping rabbits, so you don't need to talk about such trivial matters."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were very surprised.

"Two priests 666, the grass rabbit can still catch like this, I have learned."

"Water friends in the live broadcast room pay attention. Although grass rabbits are not protected animals, they are three animals in some places. It depends on your local policies. Don't catch them randomly."

"The cooperation between the anchor and Taoist Zhang is very strong. If the two of them go to the wilderness to survive, I feel that their little life must be very enjoyable."

Dry grass is mixed with green grass, and after being lit, thick smoke billows.

After the smoke was fanned into the tree hole, within half a minute, the rabbit inside rushed out.

Due to the speed of rushing, the wire rope was directly stuck in the neck, and the rabbit was trapped to death on the spot.

The old priest Zhang Zhishun picked up the rabbit and sighed: "If you don't eat the rabbits in this mountain, they will be flooded!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room broke the defense on the spot.

"Looking at Old Daoist Zhang yesterday, I couldn't sleep anyway at night. Looking at it again today, I finally saw four words on him, Mo Li Mo Qi."

"My fellow, the food in the village is overflowing. If you don't eat it, it will be wasted [funny]"

"Shocked, old Daoist Zhang actually paid attention to the same police uncle as I did. I seriously doubt that Uncle Mo will come to Jiangjia Village as a guest."

"Damn it, how dare Uncle Mo come to Jiangjia Village, our anchor will really call the police!"

Two rabbits, one for each person, can improve the food at noon today.

Jiang Yun and Taoist Zhang returned to the stream. After they took out a bunch of things from their backpacks, they lit a bonfire.

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help complaining when they saw the complete range of seasonings.

"I seriously doubt that the host has planned it long ago. He must have been ready to catch rabbits today to satisfy his hunger."

"It's reasonable, to be honest, the last time I went out for a picnic with my partner, I didn't bring so much stuff."

While Jiang Yun was handling the rabbits, Old Taoist Zhang wandered around the area, and when he came back, he brought a handful of wild onions, wild garlic and wild ginger.

The water friends were stunned. To these two people, how could the outdoors be like their own supermarket?

Everything can be found and grasped. Master Pei may not be able to do this when he enters Wudang Mountain.

The rabbit was slightly marinated to remove the fishy smell, and then it was put on the grill.

After about half an hour.

The skins of the two rabbits were roasted golden brown, and the fat oozed out and dripped into the campfire, making a sizzling sound.

Finally, Jiang Yun sprinkled a handful of barbecue ingredients and took the roasted rabbit down.

One per person, cut into small pieces with a knife, and put them in the stainless steel lunch box that you carry with you.

The rabbit was roasted extremely well, the fat inside was roasted, the meat inside was full in color, bright in color, and exuded a strong meaty aroma.

Jiang Yun tasted a piece of it, and the rabbit meat was very fragrant.

He sighed: "Everyone, if you have the conditions, Pindao recommends you to try the freshly baked roasted rabbit. The taste is really unique in the world."

Now it's meal time, and many water friends in the live broadcast room were crying.

"Damn it, why did the anchor put poison at the meal?"

"The takeaway in my hand is no longer delicious, so, let's order another barbecue."

"If I marry the Taoist priest, I will force him to cook for me every day. I'm really fed up. I'm so greedy that I drool every day in the live broadcast room."

"My disappointing tears flowed directly from the corner of my mouth."

Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun ate the rabbit and said with a sigh: "Boy, you said that the rabbit is so delicious, will it be flooded in other places abroad?"

"Mr. Zhang, I seriously suspect that you are connoting Tu'ao. It is said that the number of their hares has exceeded 100 billion." Jiang Yun glanced at the old Taoist priest in surprise.

"100 billion, how many zeros is that?" Old Taoist Zhang exclaimed.

Listening to the conversation between the two, the water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help sighing in their hearts when they remembered the documentary they had watched.

"The rabbits in Tu'ao are overrun, and the local cooks are absolutely responsible."

"It is said that that country has spent tens of billions of dollars to solve the problem of rabbit overrun, which is amazing!"

"The Tuao rabbit is only 300 million Sichuanese short of becoming a protected animal. Not a single rabbit can leave Sichuan alive!"

"I'm not surprised at all about the proliferation of Tuao rabbits. After all, they even eat their own national treasures."

Jiang Yun fed Xiaobai a hind leg of a rabbit, and Taoist Zhang fed Xiaobai a rabbit's front leg. The little guy had a round stomach, oily mouth, and wobbled when he walked.

Jiang Yun was helpless. After he completely extinguished the bonfire, he hugged Xiaobai and set off to collect medicine again.

The two walked along the creek for half an hour and came to the top of a valley.

The stream falls from here, forming a small waterfall with a drop of more than ten meters.

"Boy, let's go down there for a walk. If we don't get anything, we can go back home." Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun suggested.

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Chapter 100 Brother Snake, Why Are You Here?

When the two were about to go down the mountain, Xiao Bai suddenly retched.

Jiang Yun picked up Xiaobai nervously, and patted it on the back.

Seeing this, the old Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun put his hand under Xiao Bai's abdomen, and just touched it, and the smile on his face disappeared instantly.

"Mr. Zhang, what's going on?"

The old Taoist had a serious expression and remained silent.

When the netizens in the live broadcast room saw it, their hearts skipped a beat. It seemed that something was wrong!

"I'm not afraid of Western doctors smiling, but I'm afraid of Chinese medicine frowning. Xiaobai is still a child, so he won't be terminally ill, right?"

"Emmm, judging from the lifespan of a fox, Xiaobai is about 30 years old in human years, and should be at the level of a young woman, not a child."

"The slippery pulse moves like a pearl."

"Slipping the pulse is still a good thing, I'm afraid that Xiaobai is using his internal strength to stimulate his tendons to play the general order [dog head to save life]"

"If Xiaobai is Ximai, whose child will it be?"

"Nonsense, Xiaobai only sleeps in the same bed with the Taoist priest at night. If she becomes pregnant, it will be the Taoist priest's flesh...flesh... I will lose it, Xiaobai won't love us?"

After a long time, the old Taoist Zhang Zhishun sighed and said, "Boy, let your elder apprentice eat less in the future."

"It's full of sac meat under its stomach. I almost couldn't find where the pulse is. Don't worry, if you eat too much and have indigestion, you'll be fine if you spit it out."

Jiang Yun breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, it was indigestion. If it was a happy pulse, then the matter could not be explained clearly.

Old Taoist Zhang took a step ahead, and he followed the side path, leaning on the wooden stick he picked up casually, and descended to the bottom of the valley.

Jiang Yun patted Xiaobai on the back and reprimanded him: "Did you hear that, you are not allowed to eat so much in the future."

"Oh~~vomit~"

"You said you, a good arctic fox with yellow flowers, what will you do if you eat a big one in the future?"

"Oh~~vomit~"

……

After Xiaobai vomited, his condition really improved a lot.

Only then did Jiang Yun hold it, and headed to the bottom of the valley from the small path, chasing after Old Taoist Zhang.

The bottom of the valley is very empty.