Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

The water friends who had dug bamboo shoots in the live broadcast room watched carefully for a long time, but they didn't see anything special about that place.

"Is there any boss who has dug up autumn bamboo shoots to explain, are there any bamboo shoots there?"

"The ground is flat, no different from other places!"

"I don't believe the host started the quiz. You can tell that there are bamboo shoots in that place with just a quick glance. This simply broke through the limit of my cognition."

"I bet thirty tiger food, I don't believe that the anchor can dig bamboo shoots."

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room, and said with a smile: "No problem, I will start the quiz right now."

"Everyone take your time and press the silver coins, don't lose all your wealth."

He began to dig, and before digging too deep, a white and tender bamboo shoot leaked out.

"Fuck, are there really bamboo shoots?"

"In the matter of digging bamboo shoots in autumn, Nima's fucking mother opened the door for Li, and got home. What's more, he even dug it right."

"Is there really Fengshui bamboo shoot technique? I just want to know, what else can't be done by Fengshui technique!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room were blown up, and the water friends in the city were amazed, but the water friends who had dug bamboo shoots in the countryside found it hard to understand.

They really scratched their heads and didn't figure out why the bamboo shoots hit as soon as they were dug. That's unscientific!

Holding a small hoe, Jiang Yun explained the tricks of digging bamboo shoots while digging: "Ladies and gentlemen, the bamboo shoots in autumn are deep and slender, unlike spring bamboo shoots, which have their heads sprouting and half of their body exposed. come out."

"So we have to be careful when digging, dig out the bamboo shoots completely, and then hoe the roots, so that we can get a whole white and tender autumn bamboo shoots."

After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he waved the small hoe in his hand vigorously, and then pried violently to get out the spring bamboo shoots he had dug.

The whole process is fast and accurate, and it only takes a matter of one or two minutes.

The water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly had an illusion that digging bamboo shoots didn't seem to be very difficult.

Jiang Yun grabbed the white and tender autumn bamboo shoots he had dug out, and said proudly: "Look, everyone, this is Yun Zhongxian. If eaten raw, it has a sweet milky taste, not astringent at all."

"If you want to dig bamboo shoots, you can also go to the bamboo forest to try. It's really not difficult."

The water friends in the live broadcast room have already seen through the truth.

"Daoist, you are a bad old man. I often dig spring bamboo shoots, but you still trick me into digging them."

"Newcomers, you must not believe what the anchor said, he is not a species like us."

"Greedy, I don't want to dig by myself, I just want to ask if there are any online ones for sale?"

"Don't look it up, I just looked it up, and the Taoist said that the bamboo shoots from the mountains and the immortals in the clouds are not sold online. The reason is that the yield is too low and it is too difficult to dig."

"I just want to know, does the anchor have clairvoyant eyes, why does he see the bamboo shoots at a glance?"

"[Laughing and crying] The Taoist master is proficient in ventilating water, I think it is reasonable for him to accurately locate the position of the bamboo shoots."

Jiang Yun stretched his waist, put the bamboo shoots into the basket, and said with a smile: "Just guessing, many water friends in the live broadcast room should have lost all the silver coins they worked so hard to save."

He took out his mobile phone, glanced at the quiz results, and was stunned.

"Fusheng is supreme, laymen, why don't you play your cards according to the routine, why do most people dig bamboo shoots by pressing the poor way?"

The old water friend in the live broadcast room smiled embarrassedly.

"Master Dao, although what you said is outrageous, we believe in science. If you say you can find it, then you will definitely find it."

"Eat a pit and gain a wisdom, anyway, if you don't overwhelm the host with no brains, it will be over."

"The last time I had a quiz on fishing, I lost all my silver coins. I want to come again this time. It's not such a good thing!"

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Chapter 84 Technology is developing (seeking monthly ticket)

Jiang Yun looked at the bamboo shoots he dug out, scratched his head, and said with a smile: "This one is not enough to eat, we have to dig two more."

"Under normal circumstances, no matter what kind of bamboo shoots, when they grow, they grow according to the length of the nest. There are at least two or three in a nest. There should be autumn bamboo shoots nearby."

"Of course, there are special circumstances for everything. If there is really only one, then you will pretend that I didn't mention it."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were silent, and the Taoist priest said three sentences. Adding them up, it was really not that different from nonsense.

"Listening to the anchor's words is better than a word!"

"Once bitten by a snake, you will be afraid of snake bites for ten years."

"I didn't find out before, and when I found out, I already found out."

"When three people walk together, there must be three people."

"Compared with the older generation, young people nowadays are really young people [狗头保护]"

Jiang Yun looked at the nonsense barrage in the live broadcast room, and he covered his forehead dumbfounded.

All the water friends in my live broadcast room are indeed talented, and they speak nicely. It’s really interesting to watch the barrage.

"My friends, Pindao really didn't talk nonsense. If you find autumn bamboo shoots, then follow the bamboo whip to find them. There is at least an [-]% chance of finding another one."

Jiang Yun dug down with a small hoe. He dug open the soil on both sides and found a bamboo whip with a diameter of more than two centimeters. He dug forward ten centimeters along the bamboo whip, and another autumn bamboo shoot came out.

5 minute later.

The third bamboo shoot appeared.

A row of question marks popped up above the heads of the water friends in the live broadcast room.

"Holy shit, are autumn bamboo shoots so easy to dig?"

"I shouldn't be watching the live broadcast with my mother. She now thinks I'm a waste, saying that I'm useless for digging spring bamboo shoots."

"Brothers, don't watch Daoist's live broadcast and go digging bamboo shoots. Let me warn you again, he is different from us."

"Curious, how do you find autumn bamboo shoots? Why does the anchor have such a high success rate?"

Jiang Yun took a small hoe, and he found a place where no one was around, scraped off the fallen leaves, and said, "Actually, digging autumn bamboo shoots is a very simple thing. Once I explain it to you, you will understand."

The people in the live broadcast room who just shouted that the bamboo shoots are not easy to dig, immediately regained their spirits, and many people even dug out their notebooks that had been dusty for many years.

"Tell me, Taoist priest, it seems that I can learn another trick to pretend to be aggressive."

"It has been raining for several days in a row, and I can't go anywhere. It's time to go to my bamboo forest to get some bamboo shoots and exercise."

"My mother has already prepared the hoe for me, she is really my real mother!"

Jiang Yun pointed to the ground he dug up, and said, "Dear water friends, take a closer look. Although the whole ground is uneven, there is obviously a small bump on that piece."

"Generally there is that kind of raised place, and there is a high probability that there will be a spring bamboo shoot that is about to emerge."

"Because the bamboo forest is tall and dense, and the ground is full of dense bamboo whips, it is difficult for other plants to grow in the bamboo forest, so there are those raised places, and the bamboo shoots are probably from the bottom to the top."

After he finished speaking, he waved his small hoe and dug directly.

It didn't take much effort to plan a big white and tender autumn bamboo shoot.

The water friend in the live broadcast room nodded thoughtfully.

"Master Dao, after you explained it like this, I started to believe in science again."

"Brothers, my mother is going to drive me out to dig bamboo shoots now, I don't want to leave, I want to watch the live broadcast!"

"I got it, I got it, I'll ask my good brother to dig bamboo shoots in the woods tomorrow to pretend to be aggressive."

"I just came back from the female anchor of Xingxiu. I think it's still interesting to watch the Taoist priest's live broadcast. After all, I can learn some useful knowledge."

"Brother just came back, and his words are really tough, which female anchor, I will also go and see [funny]"

After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he used a small hoe to bury the bamboo shoot.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were very curious, what the Taoist priest was doing, since he found it, why didn't he dig it out?

Jiang Yun explained with a smile: "This autumn bamboo shoot is a good thing, but there are so many good things that I really can't eat it. I don't need it in my stomach. If I can't eat it, it doesn't matter how good it is."

"It's not easy to grow such a bamboo shoot, so there's no need to waste it. Everyone should remember this when digging bamboo shoots in the future!"

After he finished speaking, he carried the three autumn bamboo shoots he had dug and left the bamboo forest.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were thoughtful.

"Thank you, Taoist priest, for teaching me."

"I repent, I'm guilty, I dug a lot of bamboo shoots this spring, and I didn't finish eating them, many of them were broken."

"You can't do things to the fullest, and sustainable development is the last word. The anchor is right."

Outside the bamboo forest.

The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun had already chopped a lot of dried bamboos. When he saw the autumn bamboo shoots, he was surprised and said, "Hey, you have a lot of skills, and you actually dug up fresh bamboo shoots."

"That's just right, hurry up and cook," said the old man, "I'm hungry, I'm going to pack up our campsite for today." "

Jiang Yun smiled and said, "Don't worry, Mr. Zhang. I brought a pressure cooker. It takes four to 10 minutes at most, and the pheasant stewed with bamboo shoots will come out of the pot."

The old priest Zhang Zhishun nodded reassuringly. He chose a flat open space, took out a large bag of insect repellent powder from his mountaineering bag, and sprinkled it around.

The pheasant that Jiang Yun handled, he explained to the water friends in the live broadcast room: "Jiangjia Village used to be plagued by locusts, so the village spent a lot of money to buy a large number of raised pheasants and put them in the forest."

"This is a pheasant. To be precise, it's not a pure wild chicken, so we don't have much problem eating it."

"Real pheasants, such as colorful golden pheasants and pheasants, are all national second-class protected animals. It is against the law to eat them, and it is also against the law to trade them."

"So everyone, don't watch my live broadcast. Your mind is full of pheasants. The domestic chickens raised are very safe and taste good. Don't eat game just because of curiosity."

"If someone around you eats wild game, then Pindao recommends you to kill relatives, you can report directly to the relevant department, and you can get a bonus."

Many water friends in the live broadcast room breathed a sigh of relief.

"Fortunately, the Taoist priest has a strong sense of law, so he explained it in advance, otherwise I would have reported the Taoist priest."

"I really didn't expect that someone wanted to go with me, and I almost took the video of these two priests and went to the police uncle to receive a reward."

"The anchor is so pitiful, he almost sent himself in by making a live broadcast."

"The Taoist priest has set up the dried bamboo leaves and bamboo, is he ready to light the fire?"

"I've seen the adventures of Mr. Pei and Mr. De. It seems difficult to make fire from wood. Will the anchor know it?"

"The head of the Taoist said that Pindao is not good at drilling wood to make fire, but Pindao is good at using the fireball talisman [Cool]."

After Jiang Yun handled the pheasant, he cut the chicken into small pieces and marinated it, only to find out that the water friends in the live broadcast room actually asked him to drill wood to make fire.

The current water friends are really outrageous!

Science and technology are advancing, and the times are developing. In ancient times, when people went to the mountains to collect herbs, they always carried a fire pleat in their pockets. Now that we have entered the information age, why do you still let people drill wood to make fire!

Dumbfounded, he took out a windproof lighter from his pocket for a long time.

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Chapter 85

Jiang Yun's cooking speed was very fast. After the bonfire was lit, the chicken pieces were quickly put into the pot and blanched in water.

He fried the chicken to a sugary color, and after stir-frying the blanched chicken pieces, he added water and seasonings, put in the bamboo shoots, covered the chicken and stewed it immediately.

The whole process is like flowing clouds and flowing water, and it does not exceed 10 minutes.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded, and they suddenly became confused about the difficulty of cooking.

"The Taoist is frying sugar in the wild, it's too beautiful."

"I never fry sugar, I can only make do with soy sauce [laughing and crying]"

"Old soy sauce, it really saved my mother's cooking skills."

"Let me tell you the truth, as long as I am good at cooking, within a radius of one kilometer, I can smell the smell without looking in the direction, and I can rush there with a basin."

"Excuse me, how can I inadvertently let the uncles and aunts in our cafeteria see Taoist Master's cooking skills [dog head saves life]"

When going to the mountains to collect herbs, it is really necessary to bring a pressure cooker to cook.

Not only because the pressure cooker cooks quickly, but more importantly, the altitude on the mountain is relatively high, the air pressure is low, and the boiling point of water is lower than that on the plain. Many foods cannot be cooked in ordinary pots at all.

Like ordinary noodles and rice, even if it is half-cooked, there is no problem in eating it, but a lot of meat contains parasites. If it is not cooked properly, if you eat it, you will suffer from malnutrition, or you will die directly.

After half an hour.

Jiang Yun relieved the pressure and opened the lid of the pot, and said: "After the stewed bamboo shoots with pheasant are pressed, don't rush to eat it. You have to simmer for a while on high heat to collect the juice, so that it tastes right."