Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"The house manager gives way, the Taoist priest quickly opens the door, don't disturb us to use the barrage!"

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Everyone was in vain, and they could only lament that Jiang Yun is really not an ordinary person. He entered the mountain as soon as he became famous. He made it clear that he didn't want to take advantage of the popularity to make money!

After the crowd dispersed, a sassy girl with a ponytail, a black chest wrap, and a long white shirt on the outside came to the Taoist temple on a small motorcycle with a shoulder bag on her back.

She looked at Xiao Hei writhing in front of the Taoist temple, smiled, reached out and grabbed Xiao Hei's tail, and threw the snake aside.

Boom boom boom!

Chen Shilei came running from the backyard and just opened the door when little senior sister Bai Jing spoke first and asked, "Is Daoist Jiang here?"

"Lady lady, my little uncle has gone to the mountains to gather medicine, and the date of return is uncertain. If you want to meet Ji, please go back."

"what?"

Little Senior Sister Bai Jing touched her face and confronted the Taoist priest, we really dare not think about it!

"Daoist, you misunderstood. I am Jiang Daochang's partner. I am responsible for uploading his video on the Internet. This time, I will negotiate a contract with him and send over the proceeds during this time."

"What income, how much money?"

"Uh, not much. Douyin, Kuaishou, Toutiao, Baijiahao, Xiaopozhan, Xiaohongshu and other channels add up to more than 40. The account has just started and is still in operation. After a while, the income will increase. Higher." Bai Jing explained.

Chen Shilei gasped, it was terrifying, is this the top earning ability?

He called Jiang Yun, and after explaining the situation, he was allowed to invite Miss Bai Jing into the Taoist temple and stay there temporarily.

After Jiang Yun entered the mountain, he released the drone and started today's official live broadcast.

PS: Push the book "Summoning: The Resurrection of the First Emperor, Summoning Lu Fengxian at the beginning".

I am handicapped, and the update is a little slow. This is the book of my good brother Jixiang Pig. If you are interested, you can read it.

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Chapter 82

After the broadcast started, tens of thousands of water friends complained wildly.

"I seriously doubt that the Taoist priest will evolve into a pigeon spirit in the future [secret observation]"

"I was two hours late, and I strongly express that the Taoist priest should compensate us for two shows!"

"Open the door... huh? The door is open, it's all right."

"Hey, why is there something wrong with the style of painting in the live broadcast room today, did I go to the wrong live broadcast room?"

"Oh my god, the mountaineering suit the host wears today is a little rusty!"

"The man with fluttering long hair beside Daoist Priest, who also dyed his head in fashionable grandma gray... Oh, that's old Daoist Zhang, it's okay."

Jiang Yun took out his mobile phone, glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room, and explained with a smile: "Ladies and gentlemen, Pindao is going to follow Mr. Zhang into the mountain to collect medicine today, so it has been delayed for a while, and the broadcast will start today. Please forgive me .”

"The location we are in now is Heijinggou Canyon, and we will soon reach the primeval forest ahead."

"This place has not been developed yet. Except for some herb collectors and mountaineering enthusiasts, few people come here, so I don't recommend everyone to visit here for the time being."

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't laugh or cry.

"Master Dao, you are really worrying too much. I am a dead house, and I don't even bother to go out, let alone travel."

"I climbed Mount Huashan on National Day because my brain was really cramped, and now my legs are almost broken."

"Going to the world's amazing banquet, seeing the prosperity of the world, our country celebrated at Laojun Mountain, and instant noodle barrels were everywhere."

"The unlucky child got stuck on the road on the first day of travel, unlucky, unlucky, really unlucky."

"The Taoist priest and Mr. Zhang didn't give themselves a holiday for the National Day, but actually went to the mountains to collect herbs, admiration!"

"Mr. Zhang is more than 80 years old, and he can still climb mountains. I suddenly feel like a waste [crying]"

The two held snake sticks and chatted while walking, but they didn't feel bored.

Xiao Bai lay lazily in Jiang Yun's back basket, and was currently taking a nap. She didn't know what she did last night to be so sleepy.

When he was about to enter the primeval forest, Zhang Zhishun stopped, and took out a red cloth bag that exuded a strange fragrance from his arms.

He took out two small pieces of Chinese herbal medicine from it, and handed them to Jiang Yundao: "Boy, put one piece in both socks. This is Angelica dahurica, which can prevent snakes."

"Snakes don't like the aroma of Angelica dahurica very much, so after smelling it from a long distance, it will take the initiative to take a detour."

Angelica dahurica is also known as fragrance. It is recorded in "Zi Shuo" that Angelica dahurica can nourish the nose and nourish the body.

"Thank you, Mr. Zhang." Jiang Yun honestly took two pieces of Angelica dahurica and stuffed them into his socks.

He even asked for two more, stuffed them into a sachet, and hung them under Xiaobai's neck.

The water friend in the live broadcast room saw the operation of the two, and nodded thoughtfully.

"Today, I learned a little knowledge that can be pretended in the live broadcast room."

"Would people with beriberi wear Angelica dahurica to prevent snakes?"

"Anchor, if the snake I met catches a cold and has a stuffy nose, may I ask if Angelica dahurica is still useful?"

"If you bring Angelica dahurica, you should bring realgar. Realgar is the eternal anti-snake god!"

"The realgar contains arsenic disulfide (As2S2), which is poisonous. It belongs to the traditional Chinese medicine controlled by the state. There are no hospitals that can prepare it. It is really difficult to buy."

"I think it's better to bring Angelica dahurica. If you encounter a snake and kill it, you can directly stew it with Angelica dahurica."

"I think snakes are most afraid of fragrant leaves, star anise, tangerine peel and cumin powder [laughing and crying]."

Jiang Yun found that after he brought Baizhi, there were indeed a lot fewer snakes, rats and mosquitoes around him.

Sure enough, if you follow the old Taoist leader, you can never go wrong, and you can learn a lot.

After the two of them entered the forest, the chirping of birds and insects immediately increased, and a lot of medicinal herbs could be found at a casual glance.

It's a pity that those medicinal materials are not very old, and they are very common. Although they can be used, they can't be used in the mountains.

After Jiang Yun walked for a while, he suddenly remembered that Mr. Zhang was watching "Sweeping Black Storm" in the morning, and asked curiously, "Mr. Zhang, why do you still like watching TV series at your age?"

"Who says you can't watch TV shows when you're old?"

"You usually practice in the mountains, and if you do this every day, you should get in touch with the society more. I will give you some relief. The recent TV series "Sweeping Black Storm" is really good."

The elder stroked his beard and suddenly sighed: "The current Heishenhui is really a good time."

"The old man still vaguely remembers that when the country was first liberated, the country would directly send troops to kill people and suppress bandits for the people."

"At that time, I was good at marksmanship. Before I became a monk, I joined the militia and was selected as a sniper. At that time, I defeated several bandits in a row. It really relieved my anger!"

Jiang Yun was dumbfounded when he heard this. For a young man in his 20s, Mr. Zhang's life experience was indeed somewhat magical.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were also taken aback. They originally thought that the old Taoist Zhang Zhishun was a master of Taoism, but they didn't expect that the master was a ruthless man before he became a monk.

"The country is really an eternal god. I really dare not even think about bringing guns to suppress bandits."

"There is indeed some rubbish, and it needs to be cleaned up on time after a while."

"The old man's life experience is so exciting. He brought a gun to suppress the bandits, and he was inspired when he heard it."

The two walked for an hour in the woods, and it was already noon.

Suddenly there was a sound of running water, the sound was clear and sweet.

Jiang Yun looked around, and finally found that the sound came from a bamboo forest under the cliff.

He entered the bamboo forest to explore, and finally saw a small pool of clear water.

From the gap in the middle of the stone cliff, a stream of spring water gushed out and fell on the pool, causing ripples.

Jiang Yun put down his backpack, picked up the spring water, washed his face, and drank it happily.

The water is ice-cold and cool, which is very refreshing.

Xiaobai also hopped back and forth in the Tan, looking much more energetic.

After Jiang Yun filled the kettle with water, he left the bamboo forest and said excitedly, "Mr. Zhang, there is a small pool of running water inside. The water quality is good. You can try it."

The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun said with a smile: "Of course I know, this is the approaching water point where I went to the mountain to collect herbs."

"You clean up this pheasant. It's a pity that the two of us will have a meal of pheasant this afternoon. Bamboo shoots are hard to find now."

"Otherwise, stewed chicken with bamboo shoots is really a must in the world."

Jiang Yun looked at the pheasant, he was a little confused, where did Mr. Zhang find this pheasant?

"Don't look at me, kid. I just sat there to rest. This pheasant flew so fast that it plunged into the bamboo forest and was killed."

"Based on the principle of not wasting it, let's eat it." Zhang Zhishun said with an innocent face.

Jiang Yun held the chicken and looked at the bamboo forest. He smiled and said, "Mr. Zhang is really lucky to guard the bamboo and treat the chicken!"

"There is a bamboo forest here, I try my luck, maybe I can dig two bamboo shoots."

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Chapter 83 The Immortal in the Clouds (ask for a monthly ticket)

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help being a little surprised to see Jiang Yun walking into the bamboo forest with a small hoe.

Although bamboo shoots can be dug all year round, the bamboo shoots in summer and autumn are scarce, difficult to dig, and difficult to find, far less easy to find and dig than in winter and spring.

"I used to dig autumn bamboo shoots when I was young, but I gave up because it was too difficult. I really can't find them!"

"(⊙o⊙) what? There are bamboo shoots in autumn, are you kidding me?"

"There are indeed bamboo shoots in autumn. My house was rebuilt before. I used a bulldozer to dig up the bamboo forest in the backyard. I actually found a dozen autumn bamboo shoots. Those bamboo shoots taste really good."

"Damn, if you eat a bamboo shoot, you won't have to demolish the house, will you?"

"Demolish the house! May I ask if the husky can dig the bamboo shoots, and suddenly want to let my husky pigs go to demolish the bamboo forest."

"Hey, another shit-shoveling officer in the live broadcast room was driven crazy by a husky, hahahaha, it's better to let someone else raise that thing."

Jiang Yun wandered outside the bamboo forest for a while, finally entered the bamboo forest, came to an open space by the small pool, and stopped.

He began to mutter: Tai Chi produces Liangyi, Liangyi produces Sixiang, Sixiang produces gossip, and gossip determines good and bad luck.

However, good and bad luck can be measured, follow the will, and the way is natural. This terrain is Baoyin, which is narrow in front and wide in back. The mountain on the left belongs to gold, and the water on the right belongs to silver.

Gold on the left and silver on the right, more in and less out, forming the image of accumulating wealth, it is actually a treasure land of geomantic omen, and there must be autumn bamboo shoots here.

When the water friends in the live broadcast room heard it, they were stunned.

"Can any Taoist friends come out and explain what the Taoist master is chanting?"

"Anchor, feudal superstition is a bad idea!"

"[Laughing and crying], last time the host practiced feng shui fishing, this time he started feng shui hunting bamboo shoots, I just want to ask how to learn feng shui?"

"Learn what, use Fengshui for fishing. I believe it. After all, it can be explained scientifically. Bamboo shoots grow underground by themselves, and they can grow wherever they want. What does Fengshui have to do with it?"

[Sixteen Characters of Yin and Yang] Reward a treasure map with a message: Daoyou Jiang is indeed a rare genius in the Taoist sect. He can use Fengshui to find the spiritual root of heaven and earth. He is really a good candidate for an alchemist!

Suddenly, there is a special effect of swiping the screen with a treasure map, and the effect is quite shocking.

The water friends in the live broadcast room snatched the treasure box and complained about it by posting barrage.

"The boss is confused!"

"Boss is arrogant, come one more, I didn't get any silver coins."

"The ID of this boss is so familiar, Nima, this is the dead liar a few days ago. He lied to my feelings and made me sad for a long time."

"One thing to say, this dead liar seems to be quite rich, and the treasure map worth 5000 yuan can be swiped as soon as he says it."

"I strongly suggest that the National Anti-Fraud APP put that guy on the key monitoring list. I seriously doubt that he will deceive my feelings. It comes from a silly and sweet worry."

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room, and explained dumbfoundingly: "Ladies in the live broadcast room, we must believe in science!"

"This kind of bamboo shoot is a kind of high-mountain bamboo shoot called Yunzhongxian. It tastes sweet, slightly cold, non-toxic, and has the functions of clearing away heat and reducing phlegm, nourishing qi and harmonizing the stomach, quenching thirst and diuresis."

"For those who don't understand, digging bamboo shoots in autumn is really difficult, but for the poor, it's really not that difficult. After all, everything has secrets to follow."

"It's a huge bamboo forest, densely packed with bamboos. It's just empty, and it's still close to the water source. You don't need to think about it. The bamboo whips must be extending to this side."

He used a small hoe to dig open a thick layer of bamboo leaves on the ground, looked around for a while, and finally locked his eyes on one place.

"Below here, there must be a mountain bamboo shoot, that is, the Immortal in the Cloud, do you believe it?"