Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

Jiang Yun pointed at Fatty Wang and Hu Jianjun dumbfounded, explaining

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Chapter 80 People are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong

Jiang Yun sent Fatty Wang and Hu Jianjun to the gate of Tianyuan Taoist Temple. Seeing that the two refused to leave, he saluted with his left hand and asked, "You two laymen, what are you doing?"

"Master Dao, it's nothing. We just want to emphasize our identities again. We are not grave robbers, nor Captain Mojin."

"Nimma, the tomb robbery notes really hurt us both, we are really just folk archaeological enthusiasts!" Fatty Wang and Hu Jianjun turned their heads and said seriously.

"Don't worry, the two laymen. The most basic trust between people is still there. Please rest assured and go."

After Jiang Yun saw Fatty Wang and Hu Jianjun walking twenty or thirty steps away, he suddenly shouted loudly: "Old Hu, looking for the dragon and dividing the gold to look at the mountains, one level of entanglement is one level of barrier!"

"If there are eight dangers in closing the door, you can't go out of the yin and yang gossip...Fuck, fat man, we can't explain our identities clearly, run!" After Hu Jianjun finished speaking, he ran away.

Fatty Wang looked back in embarrassment, cupped his fists and bowed, and shouted: "Jiang Daochang, please stop teasing us."

"Old Hu is a die-hard fan of the third uncle of the Nanpai. The four words of looking for dragons and dividing gold to see Zangshan have almost become his catchphrase. We are really not the captain of Mojin!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room began to speculate without evidence.

"Hey, the days of these two masters, Panjiayuan, are really becoming more and more judges!"

"Third Uncle has already confessed, what are these two explaining?"

"I testify that the two of them are not Captain Mojin, they are just the accomplices of the third uncle."

"Third Uncle said, I just dug it up and took a look. The things were taken by the two of them, and everything has nothing to do with me."

"The bronze sacred tree in Sanxingdui has been unearthed, what's the use of explaining now [laughing and crying]"

"Respectfully send the two Captain Mojin on their way, bow once, bow twice, bow three times."

Not long after Fatty Wang and Hu Jianjun left Tianyuan Taoist Temple, the program production team of "Where's Dad?" came to the door.

They plan to create a new program, and the name is all ready, it is called "Where is the Taoist?"

The chief director said sincerely: "Master Dao, I guarantee you with my life that "Where's the Master?" will definitely become the most popular variety show this year."

"Fusheng is supreme, the director, Pindao is a monk, although I eat meat, drink and live broadcast, but I am still a good Taoist priest."

"I'm really not interested in filming variety shows. You should find someone else." Jiang Yun invited the program team of "Where's the Taoist?"

Shuiyou began to tease in the live broadcast room very unkindly.

"Thousands of people have written in blood, asking the Taoist priest to participate in the filming of "Where is the Taoist priest?" I am very curious about how this should be filmed."

"It's true that people are afraid of being famous, and pigs are afraid of being strong. It's not bad to debut in variety shows. The anchor should think about it."

"Mao Sui recommends himself. If the Taoist priest doesn't know who to find as a partner, you can consider me. I can be cute or royal, male or female, it doesn't matter."

"How to change men and women?"

"It's not a big deal to go to Thailand once and then to South Korea."

"Brother, you are a werewolf, no, you are a ruthless person, if you go to Thailand, then you are a little less than a werewolf."

No sooner had Jiang Yun started the live broadcast at noon than a well-known program group from Hengdian approached him.

The director sincerely invited Jiang Yun to play the leading role in the TV series "Legend of Sword and Fairy" which he was going to remake.

"Fu Sheng is the Supreme Heavenly Venerable, and the Patriarch of the Sanqing is above. Pindao really can't help but want to swear now. Director, can you be a human being?"

"No Hu song, no fairy sword. I grew up watching "Legend of Sword and Fairy". I am a die-hard fan of Lao Hu. If you ask me to remake his classics, I really can't do it." Jiang Yun said unhappily .

The fans in the live broadcast room were deeply moved.

"Damn it, I didn't expect the Taoist priest to be a die-hard fan of Lao Hu just like me!"

"The Legend of Sword and Fairy is the same as Bright Sword. No matter how you remake it, it can't surpass the original."

"Don't talk about remakes, even if you ask Lao Hu to remake it now, he won't be able to make it [laughing and crying]"

"The only one who can defeat Celestial Sword III is Celestial Sword One, and the one who can defeat Celestial Sword One has not yet come out, I said it!"

"Old Hu said: The anchor in this live broadcast room is not polite at all. What does it mean to grow up watching the TV series I filmed? Am I very old?"

"Online urging Laohu to get married, we ask for a low level, not to mention women, men are fine, we can all accept [secret observation]"

"I agree, plus one."

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After Jiang Yun sent the director away angrily, he suddenly found that his Taoist temple seemed to be surrounded by people.

There are at least hundreds of news reporters from major TV stations, self-media aunts from major platforms, and inviters for various programs and variety shows.

They have already unfurled their own banners, brought heavy gifts, and lined up in front of the Taoist temple, waiting to visit.

Jiang Yun glanced at the team, and his face darkened.

Huaxia's interview can also understand why the program group from the island country came to the Taoist temple to join in the fun, and it was under the banner of making an action movie!

Uh, don't get me wrong, it's a martial arts action movie like kung fu.

Jiang Yun didn't do anything all afternoon, he kept rejecting other people's invitations for interviews and programs.

After dark, after dinner and evening classes.

Chen Shilei looked at the mountains of gifts in the Taoist temple, and he said enviously, "Young uncle is worthy of being a little uncle. These things, at least, should be worth 10,000+."

"Kids, open your eyes a little. The value of those gifts together will start at at least 50, and it might be over a million." Old Taoist Zhang Zhishun walked around among the piles of gifts.

He didn't take himself as an outsider at Tianyuan Taoist Temple at all, but whenever he saw Chinese medicinal materials, he threw them into the back basket not far away on the spot.

Jiang Yun collapsed on the reclining chair. For the first time, he realized that dealing with people was more tiring than practicing kung fu.

"Mr. Zhang, I just want to practice hard in the mountains and do a live broadcast by the way. Why is it so difficult for him with such a small request? What should I do now?"

"You solve your own affairs by yourself, why do you ask the old man?"

Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun looked at the basket of medicinal materials he had found with satisfaction, and said, "Guo Ming's injuries are fine, and now he only needs to rest for three months to fully recover."

"Autumn is here, and the medicinal properties of rhizome and fruit Chinese medicines are the best now. I plan to travel to the mountains for a few days tomorrow to pick Chinese medicines, so I won't stay here with you."

After Jiang Yun heard this, his eyes lit up. He immediately got up from the reclining chair and asked, "Mr. Zhang, can you take me with you when you go into the mountains tomorrow?"

"To be honest, the boy also has a wealth of experience in survival in the wild, and I have always been lucky. The two of us teamed up to collect herbs in the mountains, and we will definitely gain a lot."

"Forget it, cannibals have short mouths and soft hands, so you clean it up, and we will go to the mountain tomorrow morning." After the old Taoist Zhang Zhishun finished speaking, he left a million-dollar bank card and a set of materials for entering the mountain. list.

Jiang Yun put the bank card in his pocket, and he took a look at the list of supplies for entering the mountain, and gradually frowned.

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Chapter 81

A medicinal sickle, a small hoe, a machete, and a bamboo basket.

Most Tianyuan Taoist temples have these things, because many villagers like to go to the mountains to collect herbs, so the leftovers can also be bought in the village.

That night, Jiang Yun prepared everything.

Early the next morning.

After everyone finished breakfast and finished morning classes.

Jiang Yun excitedly approached the old Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun, and he euphemistically expressed his desire to enter the mountain earlier.

"You kid went to the mountains to collect herbs, didn't you even take the guy for dinner?"

"Mr. Zhang, didn't you ask me to bring these things?"

The old priest Zhang Zhishun was silent. After he went out, he took out his mobile phone, made a call, and chatted for a long time.

Less than half an hour.

Daoist Chen Yunlong drove here alone.

He took down two large camouflage backpacks from the car, and asked, "Old Zhang, you used to go to the mountains to collect herbs by yourself, why did you need two sets of equipment today?"

"This kid has become famous, and now people from all walks of life want to interview him. He is afraid of trouble, so he wants to hide in the mountains with me."

"I'm a fool. I brought a bamboo basket, a hoe, and a sickle. I'm going to go into the mountains with me to collect herbs. I don't know what that Chisong guy taught him." Zhang Zhishun, the old Taoist priest. I don't feel good about it.

After he finished speaking, he picked up a large camouflage backpack with one hand and entered his room.

Daoist Chen Yunlong shook his head, and asked dumbfoundedly: "Junior brother Jiang, didn't your master take you into the mountains to collect medicine?"

"We have gone to the mountain a few times before, and it is enough for us to bring a bamboo basket and a small hoe." Jiang Yun scratched his head and said, "Today I also specially brought a small sickle and a machete. Isn't it enough?"

"Junior Brother Jiang, you have suffered. That guy Chisong is really irresponsible. Will he take you into the mountains to collect herbs or take you into the wilderness to survive?"

Chen Yunlong untied the large camouflage backpack and said, "This is a set of the latest mountaineering equipment, you should take it with you when you go into the mountain this time."

The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun came out of his house. He changed into a brand new mountaineering suit, hiking boots, and carried a professional mountaineering bag on his back.

In this outfit, you are a top player in outdoor sports!

"Old Zhang, where are you?"

"Monks must believe in science. The frequency of technology updates these years is very fast, and we contemporary people must enjoy the dividends of technological development."

"I went to the mountains to collect herbs and change myself into good equipment. Is there any problem? No problem!" Zhang Zhishun said confidently.

Jiang Yun was speechless, because what the old Taoist priest said was indeed very reasonable.

It's just that the gap between his attire and the image of a traditional Taoist master is really too big.

"Don't be dazed, boy, take your bag into the house, change the clothes inside, and let's go into the mountain quickly, or we will be blocked by people in the Taoist temple later, it will be bad."

Jiang Yun was reminded by the old Taoist Zhang Zhishun before he realized that he quickly picked up the large camouflage backpack and was about to enter the house.

Damn, this backpack is so heavy, at least seventy to eighty catties.

Mr. Zhang is an old man who just picked it up with one hand. Is he really an old man?

After he entered the house, he dug out a set of mountaineering suits from his backpack. In addition to the clothes, there were two or three sets of underwear, 7-day rations,

A tactical water bag, a windproof lighter, a set of sleeping bags, etc.

It is indeed quite scientific to use this equipment to collect herbs in the mountains.

After Jiang Yun changed his clothes and came out of the room, he asked Chen Yunlong, "Senior Brother Chen, I want to renovate Tianyuan Taoist Temple. Do you know some good decoration companies?"

"Your Taoist temple needs to be refurbished, at least three or four million yuan. Is the money enough? Do you want my brother to help you pay for it?" Daoist Chen Yunlong looked at Tianyuan Taoist temple and said.

"Don't worry about Senior Brother Chen, the money will definitely be enough."

"As long as you take care of it enough, it's fine. The Wudang faction just renovated part of the house last year. The decoration team has a good workmanship. I'll get in touch with you later."

"You don't have to worry about following Mr. Zhang into the mountains to collect herbs. Shi Lei will help you with the Taoist affairs." Chen Yunlong patted his chest and said.

After Jiang Yun filled the water bag with water, he put all the supplies into the back basket, took Xiao Bai, followed Mr. Zhang, and plunged into the vast mountain.

Eight in the morning.

Near Tianyuan Taoist Temple, many people gathered one after another, including the beautiful reporter Zhao Bingbing.

Xiao Hei dutifully wandered in front of the Taoist temple, but no one dared to knock on the door.

Chen Shilei opened the door of the Taoist temple, and he explained to everyone: "Every layman, you are late."

"My little uncle has already followed Mr. Zhang into the mountain to gather medicine early this morning, and the return date is uncertain, everyone, please leave."

"Chen Daochang, monks don't tell lies, is Jiang Daochang really gone?" Zhao Bingbing stepped forward and asked.

Chen Shilei said dumbfoundedly: "Reporter Bingbing, Pindao swears to the Patriarch of Sanqing that my little uncle has really entered the mountain."

"He didn't start the broadcast early this morning, so he directly sent water friends, if you don't believe me, open his live broadcast room and watch."

Everyone took out their mobile phones and entered the live broadcast room of Tianyuan Taoist Temple.

At this time, the barrage area in the live broadcast room has exploded, and more than 1 water friends are frantically sending barrage.

"Jiang Daochang, don't hide in there and make no noise, I know you are at home!"

"Start broadcasting, broadcasting, broadcasting, don't hide inside and make no noise!"

"Open the door, open the door, open the door!"

"Daoist, you have the ability to open the door, don't hide in it and make no noise."

"[Room Guan]: Don't talk about it, everyone. The Taoist priest will broadcast live later. Aunt Xue is very sad because you are such a spoof!"