Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"Simmer some noodles in the pot, then add some monosodium glutamate, a little salt and pepper to taste, and finally a little cooking oil, and the little aroma will come up after scratching."

"Mr. Zhang, it's time to eat. There are a bunch of wild onions over there. When you come over, pick them up."

Jiang Yun went into the bamboo grove, washed the shallots, cut them into chopped green onions, and sprinkled them in. Isn't this a good dish?

One bowl per person, directly opened.

The old priest Zhang Zhishun took a sip of noodles, and couldn't help sighing: "It's really a pity that you boy studied in Daomen Comprehensive University. If you go to Lanxiang to learn how to cook, you must have a bright future."

"Based on this mouthful of noodles, the old man can judge that you have the talent to become a chef."

Jiang Yun held the bowl and said dumbfoundingly: "Mr. Zhang, I grew up in Tianyuan Taoist Temple and joined Taoism very early. If I don't take the Daomen Comprehensive University, where else can I go?"

"If I go to Lanxiang, what should I learn? Do I learn to cook with an excavator?"

"My old man feels that it's good for you to learn to cook vegetables with an excavator. After all, no matter what age you are, you can't starve to death as a craftsman." Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun said very sincerely.

Jiang Yun: "..."

The water friends in the live broadcast room listened to the conversation between the two, and many of them laughed so hard that their stomachs ached.

"Fuck, brothers, think about the scene where the Taoist priest is wearing a Taoist robe and driving an excavator to cook vegetables. Isn't it magical?"

"The way of thinking of the older generation is really different from ours!"

"Excuse me, college students especially like to watch this. Is it normal for me?"

"How much is Dao Chang's dish sold in restaurants? I suddenly want to try it."

"What Zhang Zhishun said is basically the same as what my grandma said [laughing and crying]"

After dinner, it was almost dusk.

After washing the pots and pans, the two rekindled a bonfire next to the sleeping bag.

Sitting next to his sleeping bag, Jiang Yun recited the evening class "Zhixin Mingming Ritual".

"Hunyuan Six Heavens, the master of preaching the Dharma, cultivating the truth and enlightening the Tao, helping all the fans. Universally serving all living beings, eliminating disasters and obstacles, turning 82..."

Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun hugged Xiao Bai, and he followed the water friends in the live broadcast room, listening with great interest for more than an hour.

It wasn't until the end of Jiang Yun's evening class that he stretched himself, and his joints crackled non-stop.

"Mr. Zhang, this evening class is taught by my master. How do you feel? Are there any mistakes?"

"Who is your master? He is the real Chisong!" The old priest Zhang Zhishun stroked his beard and said, "If there are mistakes in what he teaches, then our Taoism will be over."

"Put your heart back in your stomach, what your master taught, you can't go wrong."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were a little confused.

"The anchor's master is in Taoism, is he very powerful?"

"Master Chisong, Daoist Chisong, Chisongzi, my god, the master's lineage of the anchor is amazing!"

"The in-service teacher of Daomen Comprehensive University said: Senior Chisong's background and cultivation are far more complicated than you imagined."

"Shut up, have you forgotten the confidentiality agreement? Are you a teacher of what major or department at Daomen Comprehensive University?"

"Fuck, fellow water friends, don't take my words seriously, am I really joking?"

"Huh? Something's wrong, should I still trust science?"

……

Zhang Zhishun looked at the confused Jiang Yun, and said with a smile, "Don't worry, you boy, you will know the true identity of your master one day."

"Old man, I have listened to your "Zhixin Mingming Ritual" today, and I have benefited a lot. Then I will also teach you a breathing method."

"Has your master ever told you about the "Yuqing Jinyan (SI) Qinghua Secret Text" compiled by real Zhang Ziyang?"

Jiang Yun shook his head with a puzzled look on his face, and his heart was filled with turbulent waves.

According to the secret history records in the Daomen Comprehensive University Library, "Qinghua Secret Text" is the summary and sublimation of the inner alchemy breathing method "Wuzhen Pian" compiled by real Zhang Boduan.

In the entire Taoist sect, there are not many people who have learned these two secret books, and I didn't expect Mr. Zhang to be one of them.

"Sit down, kid, close your eyes and listen carefully to what this old man tells you." Zhang Zhishun said loudly, stroking his beard.

His voice is very penetrating, and it hits people's hearts directly.

Not only Jiang Yun, but even the water friends in the live broadcast room were shocked.

"When a thought arises, thinking about one who can't be quiet on a daily basis, this is a stalk, and you have to get rid of it quickly. After a long time, you will be familiar with it. There is nothing greater than happiness and anger in a wrong thought. When you think about it when you are angry, you will not be angry. What is wrong?"

"You know what you like, but you don't like it, everything is the same..."

"If the mind seeks tranquility, it must first treat the eyes. The eyes are the masters of mind wandering. The mind wanders in the eyes and serves the heart. Therefore, it guides the eyes and makes them return to the heart."

"Close the mouth and close the teeth, the tongue touches the roof of the palate... Every breath and every breath makes it go in and out of the dantian."

After Jiang Yun sat down in meditation, he listened intently, and within 5 minutes, he felt his breathing getting weaker and weaker.

The ubiquitous white clouds in Wudang Mountain emerged from all directions and surrounded him.

His consciousness went up and down following the ups and downs of the clouds and mist. When the clouds rose, even his meridians stopped functioning. After the clouds fell, his whole body was cool and his meridians were unobstructed, making him feel very comfortable.

I don't know how long it took before Jiang Yun woke up after the clouds cleared.

Seeing that the old Taoist Zhang Zhishun was still in meditation at this time, he picked up his mobile phone and glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room, feeling horrified in his heart.

"Damn it, what kind of fairy art is taught by old Taoist Zhang, I managed to get into samadhi for three seconds!"

"Keep talking, what three seconds, are you a real man for three seconds?"

"Uh, upstairs, the guy above you doesn't seem to be talking nonsense. I also succeeded in entering the samadhi, but I feel that my whole body is wrapped in a white cloud. After waking up, I am full of energy."

"Me too."

"..."

"What are you talking about? Why didn't I respond after listening to it? Could it be that I'm not talented?"

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Chapter 86 You are very capable (seeking a monthly ticket)

Half an hour later, the old Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun woke up from his trance.

Jiang Yun quickly asked: "Mr. Zhang, I just finished listening to "Qinghua Secret Text", and I entered a state of trance, and then I lost my breath. Is that normal?"

After Zhang Zhishun finished listening, he fell into silence.

After a long time.

The old man said in a slightly complicated tone: "Your talent is indeed frighteningly high. When I was practicing, it took me three days to enter the state of concentration."

"You entered that state just after listening to "Secret of Qinghua". With your aptitude, the old man now seriously suspects that you are the illegitimate child of your master."

"The aptitudes of both of you are perverted!"

Many water friends in the live broadcast burst out laughing. This was the first time they saw Mr. Zhang lose his temper in the live broadcast.

"Although I have never met the master of the anchor, the name Chisong Zhenren sounds like a ruthless person, so I feel that the old Taoist's suspicion is very reasonable."

"The state of entry is ordinary, and I just entered that state of samadhi."

"The anchor has been set for more than an hour, you three-second man, shut up quickly and don't talk."

"The water friends with poor qualifications in the live broadcast room broke their defenses on the spot. It turns out that the practice waste is myself."

"I used to think about traveling to the world of cultivating immortals, and then alone in the town. Now it seems that working is very good."

"I have a confused look on my face, why are you in meditation? What are you guys talking about?"

"Me too, what are the two priests and the brothers in the studio talking about?"

The old priest Zhang Zhishun explained to Jiang Yun: "When a person enters samadhi, it's not that he doesn't breathe, but because his breath is weak and he can't feel it."

"In traditional Chinese medicine, the state where the inner qi can't come out and the outer qi can't get in is called the connection of the central channel."

Many water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly realized that many people have actually experienced that state.

"Sometimes when I concentrate on doing things, I also feel that way, as if I am not breathing. In fact, my breathing is very slow and long, such as reading a book or something."

"Indeed, people with simple minds enter samadhi faster."

"Um, I haven't experienced the feeling of samadhi, but I can feel that I'm snoring when I'm sleeping. Does this count?"

"As expected of the person who wrote "The Origin of Qi Ti", this theoretical knowledge is indeed much higher than that of our anchor."

"Indeed, we still need to believe in science and not engage in feudal superstition. Scientific practice is the right way in the world."

When Zhang Zhishun saw that Jiang Yunruo had realized something, he said with a smile: "The state of a person's cultivation can be divided into four realms."

"The difference is cessation of breath, which means that you can't feel the breath. People with good aptitude will enter this state if they enter the state of meditation for the first time."

"The second realm is mouth fluid. There are not many people who have stepped into this realm, but there have been many throughout the ages."

"Entering this state of practice, the saliva in the mouth will have an indescribable sweetness and fragrance, and everyone in the room can smell it."

"After entering the third realm, colorful light will burst out between the eyebrows of a person, and your spiritual consciousness will feel that the body glows with the light and the dust, with the light and the dust."

"The fourth state is the imaginary wandering in the void. I don't know exactly what state it is in."

"The state of practice does not entirely depend on the cultivation level, it also has a lot to do with the state of the individual."

The water friends in the live broadcast room, no matter how old or young they are, all began to recall their first half of life.

"When I was young, I also had that kind of sweetness in my mouth. The sweetness was like sugar but not sugar. It was really memorable."

"I believe what old Taoist Zhang said, because what he said is similar to Lu Zu's hundred-character stele."

"My saliva is very sweet, and I always suspected that I was sick."

"Brother, you don't have to doubt, you must have diabetes."

"The mind is pure and undefiled, and the body is cultivated to the pure yang, that is the Tao."

"The sweet taste of saliva is a manifestation of sufficient kidney energy. Xiao Zhoutian or the state of full energy, ordinary people will not last long, that needs to be practiced."

The comment area in the live broadcast room instantly turned into a comment area for practice exchange.

A person's life is very long, and most people will enter a state that is particularly suitable for spiritual practice at a certain time, especially before the age of 12.

Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun looked at Jiang Yun curiously, and asked, "Which cultivation state did you just enter?"

"Mr. Zhang, I don't know either. It's just that I feel that my consciousness has left my body and is floating above the white clouds. What kind of state is that?"

"Fantasy?" Zhang Zhishun's mouth twitched, and he asked in a suspicious tone: "You are very capable, are you talking nonsense just to anger me?"

"The old man has practiced for more than 50 years, and I have never entered the state of fugue travel. This is the first time for you, and you have successfully entered?"

Jiang Yun pointed to the sky with three fingers, and said firmly: "Old Zhang, the Patriarch of Sanqing is also here, I really am not talking nonsense!"

"Bah, you talk nonsense, the old man doesn't believe it, so don't talk nonsense!" Zhang Zhishun said angrily.

The veteran Taoist's three consecutive denials formed an extremely strong contrast.

Many water friends in the live broadcast room burst into laughter on the spot.

"Old Daoist Zhang: Your kid is only more [angry] than the old man who has practiced for decades."

"The old Daoist's denial really hit my heart, so cute!"

"I've just entered the first realm, and I feel like I'm one in a million people. I didn't expect that the anchor is not human."

"Daoist, what does it feel like to wander in the void, are you happy?"

"Nonsense, it must be so cool."

Jiang Yun scratched his head in embarrassment when he saw the old Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun angry.

This is straightforward, I really didn't consider the self-esteem of the old man!

He was just about to stand up and move his muscles and bones, but he touched his leg, and he was so numb that he gasped.

The Patriarch of Sanqing is on top, sitting with his legs crossed together, he is really a little useless!

The old priest Zhang Zhishun said contemptuously: "You kid is not suitable for sitting cross-legged and meditating, so why are you cross-legged?"

"Mr. Zhang, this is how the school teaches..."

"Forgive me, those pedantic old masters in the school will stick to the rules, you kid, remember, what really meditates is not the body, but the spirit."

"It is not good to meditate in one posture for a long time. It is easy to block the flow of Qi and blood. When practicing, there is no fixed posture when sitting or lying down. You can do whatever you feel comfortable with."