Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"Is this an operation that humans can think of?"

"Yue Ban: Daoist, although I am not human, you are not human either!"

"You didn't see Xiaobai's dazed look, I guess it doesn't even know what happened."

"Well, Xiaobai is actually a female fox, no wonder she's so good at acting like a baby."

Seeing that Yueban turned and left, Jiang Yun breathed a sigh of relief.

Damn, at least I fooled this golden monkey away, otherwise I would take it as a disciple, so would this count as abduction and trafficking of a first-class protected wild animal?

This crime is really unbearable, even Zhang San, he can't be so crazy!

"Hoo ho ho."

After Yueban went and returned, he lay on the ground and kowtowed three times.

Jiang Yun petrified in place.

He really didn't expect that this monkey didn't play cards according to the routine, didn't you all go away?

"Pindao asks for the last time, are you really willing to worship me as a teacher?"

"Hoohoho!"

Seeing Yueban excitedly nodding Jiang Yun, he covered his forehead with his hand and said helplessly, "Poverty wants to explain one thing to you. I can't take you as an apprentice, because that thing violates the law."

"However, I can accept you as the nominal second disciple of Tianyuan Taoist Temple. From now on, you will be a member of the Taoist Temple. When I am free, I can teach you how to practice."

Yueban rubbed his hands, nodded excitedly, and started to circle in circles happily.

Xiaobai next to her looked depressed, and her eyes were quite resentful.

After finally finding an iron job for myself, as long as she is a mascot in the Taoist temple, how come she is now a registered senior sister of the Taoist temple, and there is an extra monkey under her hand as a junior.

How can there be a mascot for a named master sister to be incensed in front of her!

Seeing the contrasting expressions on the faces of the lemur and the monkey, Jiang Yun laughed happily.

This result seems to be the same as before, it just gave these two guys a formal establishment in the Taoist temple.

"Since the two of you have joined the Taoist temple, as the master of the Taoist temple, according to the custom, I have to give you a new name."

"Well, you two will follow my surname Jiang from now on." Jiang Yun scratched his head and thought for a long time.

At last.

He said to Xiaobai: "Xiaobai, your name sounds nice, so let's do it."

Xiaobai raised his head and let out a cry.

Jiang Yun said to Yue Ban: "Your name is not good, it is a fat word together, and it feels a bit insulting."

"Well, let me give you a new name. Since you are a monkey and you are the second child in the Taoist temple, then you can call him Jiang Hou Er, how about it?"

??Thank you Qianxun for the reward of [-] book coins

? Thank you for being envious and jealous of the reward of one hundred book coins

? Thank you for changing the name and interpreting the reward of [-] book coins.

? Thanks for the reward from the book friends over at the starting point

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Chapter 35 People are not as good as monkeys, heartbroken (please recommend, please collect)

The water friends in the live broadcast room looked at the indifferent Jiang Xiaobai and the silly Jiang Houer, and thousands of muddy horses galloped past their hearts at the same time.

"One thing to say, the anchor's naming ability is really bad."

"Master Dao, how much advertising fee did Jiang Xiaobai give you, I will double it for Wuliangye!"

"Currently the anchor's weakness is known, so name him a waste!"

"Jiang Xiaobai, this name is a bit intoxicating and easy to catch on, but it does go well with Xiaobai."

"Don't you think that the name Jiang Houer is the best?"

Jiang Yun looked at the two little guys and said with a smile: "Hey, since you two little guys have chosen to join the Tianyuan Taoist Temple, I have to explain the rules of the Taoist temple to you two."

clang!

Seeing the golden snub-nosed monkey scratching its ears and cheeks, looking left and right, he struck it with the sheathed long sword in his hand.

Jiang Houer held his head and didn't dare to move immediately.

The water friends in the live broadcast room only felt at this moment that the anchor is really a serious Taoist priest, at least in business matters, he behaved very serious.

"Tianyuan Taoist Temple doesn't have many rules. Apart from respecting teachers, caring for fellow disciples, and practicing diligently, the most important thing left is to believe in science."

"After all, the times have changed now, and the ideological realm and practice methods of monks must also change. If they can keep up with the development of the times, they will not be abandoned by the times." Jiang Yun said seriously and seriously.

Xiaobai and Jiang Houer looked at the long sword with sheath in his hand, blinked their eyes, and nodded.

As for whether these two goods have been listened to, only God knows.

Jiang Yun's remarks were also a bit deafening to the water friends in the live broadcast room.

"I don't know why, but I feel that what the Taoist priest said makes sense."

"Nonsense, what the Taoist said is reasonable in itself, and practice is to keep pace with the times."

"Damn, it turns out that this is the real practice. The older it is, the stronger it is in fantasy. It's not scientific at all in real life. I just said that watching fantasy, I always feel a little awkward, so the roots come from here."

"A few words from the Taoist priest completely shattered my fantasy about cultivating immortals."

"Who wants to travel to the world of cultivating immortals in the live broadcast room, "Three-Year Golden Elixir Practice", "Five-Year Crossing Tribulation Simulation", let me know about these genius training packages?"

"Nimma, stop talking, my blood pressure is up, and I have a headache."

Jiang Yun glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room, and he also felt a little speechless.

What exactly did I say, why did the water friends start discussing scientific cultivation of immortality?

Fuck, I'm a real monk, and I was a little flustered when I saw the "Three-Year Golden Elixir Practice" and "Five-Year Crossing Tribulation Simulation" they posted!

Jiang Yun looked at the camera of the drone and said: "Dear water friends, today these two little guys officially joined the Tianyuan Taoist Temple, and Pindao went to Jiangjia Village to buy a roast chicken, braised meat and cold dishes, and hold a welcome ceremony for the two of them. "

"Let the two of them broadcast for a while now, and I'll come back as soon as I go."

He patted Jiang Houer's head, and said: "You are a junior, a primate, and a male monkey. Since the master is not here, you have to take care of the senior sister, understand?"

Monkey Two clenched his fists and nodded earnestly. Xiao Bai squatted beside him, raised his head, and yelled.

Seeing that the two of them could live in harmony, Jiang Yun left the Taoist temple in peace.

As soon as he left, the barrage in the live broadcast room immediately became active.

"Unscrupulous anchors have begun to squeeze the country's protected animals again."

"Fuck, let's go now, I seriously doubt that the Taoist priest will stay in the water for a long time."

"I just came to the live broadcast room, and I was laughed at by the anchor's behavior. Do you have professionalism? Is it okay to live broadcast like this?"

"Don't worry about new fans, this is the daily operation of the anchor, just get used to it in the future."

"Hou Er is so obedient, he actually follows Xiao Bai every step of the way."

"Isn't it normal for a monkey to become a spirit?"

"Nimma, this is not normal, Xiaobai actually ordered Monkey Two to pour himself a basin of water."

"Who can tell me, arctic fox and golden monkey, two different species, what are they using to communicate?"

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After Jiang Yun finished buying the stewed vegetables, as soon as he entered the door, he saw Hou Er scratching Xiao Bai.

"You two are doing well, I am very pleased for the teacher, let's go to the backyard for dinner."

After one person, one lemur and one monkey were seated, Hou Er looked at the roast chicken and stewed meat on the table, and the corner of his mouth could not help but let out a huff.

It was just about to grab the vegetables when it was hit back by Jiang Yun with a chopstick.

"Did Master Chisong Daoist not teach you the rules of eating?"

Monkey Two scratched his head and scratched his head, thinking for a long time. Finally, when he saw the chopsticks in Jiang Yun's hand, he suddenly realized, and picked up the chopsticks in front of him in a very awkward posture.

After the meal, the water friends in the live broadcast room were speechless.

Monkey [-] eats at the dinner table, it is understandable, and he admits it.

Monkey [-] can eat with chopsticks, it's understandable, I admit it.

But Monkey Two will pour wine for Jiang Yun, and bring food for Xiaobai, and even when Jiang Yun brings food for him, it will stand up to pick up the food with a small bowl, isn't that too much?

"It feels like this monkey knows the rules of the dinner table better than I do."

"Brother, be more confident and get rid of the feeling."

"The Taoist priest is an expert in training, and he actually trained the golden monkey to be a good-looking talent [laughing and crying]."

"Everyone, please don't get me wrong, the eating rules of Monkey Two were taught by my master Chisong Taoist priest, and have nothing to do with poor Taoism." Jiang Yun explained.

It's okay if he didn't explain, but after the explanation, many of the water friends in the live broadcast room were agitated.

"Master Chisong is really a god!"

"Suddenly want to send my nephew to Tianyuan Taoist Temple, and ask Taoist Chisong to teach him the rules."

"Daoist Chisong is not a mortal, so the shocking actions of the anchor are also reasonable."

[Long Time Love] Reward a rocket with a message: "Master Dao, I don't know if I have a machine element. I will see your master. Of course, money is not a problem."

When Jiang Yun saw the reward message, he said dumbfoundedly: "Shuiyou, do you really want to see him?"

[Long Time Love] Reward a rocket with a message: "As long as I can see the real Chisong, I will die without regret."

"It's easy to meet my master, just wipe your wrist with a knife."

"My master drove Hexi three years ago. If you bring more coins and bribe Hades, you might be able to meet my master." Jiang Yun gave a sincere suggestion.

[Long Time Love] Reward a rocket with a message: "Anchor, don't take you to bully people like this, I really want to see your master!"

After the kitchen was cleaned up, Hou Er ran into a new visitor from the Taoist temple just as he was about to leave.

Jiang Pingping, the baby of Jiangcun Chang's family, brought a few friends of the same age, including Jin Zhuzi, to the Taoist temple.

"Uncle, we're here to play with you!"

"Hey, big golden monkey, close the door, don't let it escape!" Jiang Pingping shouted excitedly and indifferently.

Five children stared at Monkey Two and surrounded him from all directions.

Jiang Yun heard the movement, and as soon as he left the house, he saw Hou Er being cornered by someone, with grievances written all over his face.

"You little bastards, what do you want to do? The golden monkey is our national treasure. You can touch it, but you are not allowed to pluck its fur!"

"Monkey Two, if they dare to pluck your hair, you can beat them with Tai Chi, as long as you don't hurt anyone."

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Chapter 36

Before Hou Er, he was not only a frequent visitor of Tianyuan Taoist Temple, but also a frequent visitor of Jiangjia Village.

Especially in winter, when there is not enough food, it will go to the village for help.

The villagers are naturally very kind. After all, no one is missing a bite of food these days, and the little kids headed by Jiang Pingping often use the name of touching monkeys to secretly pick up a few monkey hairs, take them into the city, and give them to their classmates. show off.

Hou Er endured the humiliation and ate every mouthful of food in vain. As a result, his weight continued to increase.

It got his wish and became the king of the macaque group in Wudang Mountain, and also got the nickname of one and a half months.

Now facing the brats in Jiangjia Village, under new and old grudges, in order to keep his monkey hair, Monkey Two made a decisive move.

Taijiquan method, pushing, pulling, shaking and tossing, the four little brats fell to the ground on the spot, and the remaining one stood where he was, not daring to move.