Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"Hmph, ho ho ho ho!"

The second monkey got its revenge, it clasped its fists at Jiang Yun and saluted, then walked away from the gate of the Taoist temple with its hands behind its back and with eight-character steps.

That back view is really chic.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were shocked when they saw the arrogant national treasure and the brat who fell to the ground.

"It's the first time I found out that Tai Chi can be played so well, and I won 1 against 5, so strong!"

"Monkey 30: 30 years in Hedong, [-] years in Hexi, don't bully monkeys to be poor!"

"Is Mr. Luo in the live broadcast room? I want to ask the national treasure for beating someone, how should I be sentenced?"

"What sentence, the brat who picks quarrels and causes trouble will definitely be spanked by his parents."

Jiang Yun looked at the five troublemakers and asked, "Have you guys finished your holiday homework? What are you doing in the Taoist temple?"

"Uncle, we finished our homework a long time ago. Zhuzi said that you are good at swimming, so we came to ask you to fish." Jiang Pingping said, holding up the small fishing net in his hand.

Jiang Yun looked at the fishing net and fell silent.

Mom buys it, these little bastards actually use themselves as lifeguards.

However, it is actually a good idea to go fishing with them.

It was afternoon, and it was time for the fish to open their mouths to eat. In the reservoir of Jiangjia Village, there were many grass carp, silver carp, bighead carp, and mandarin fish.

"It's fine for me to go fishing with you, but you all have to obey my command and don't run around, especially you, Zhuzi." Jiang Yun called the names directly.

Jin Zhuzi was so embarrassed that he almost used his toes to dig out a three-bedroom and two-living room on the spot.

The last time he fell into the water, not only did he get a mixed doubles from his parents, but he was also ridiculed by his friends for several days.

So after Jiang Pingping proposed to go to the reservoir to catch fish, his first reaction was to pull Jiang Yun to prevent accidents.

Many water friends in the live broadcast room are experienced fishing enthusiasts, so when they heard that Jiang Yun was going fishing, they immediately became interested.

"I can't do it when it comes to cultivation, but you can't do it when it comes to fishing."

"Master Daoist, start a quiz, I will force you not to catch any fish!"

"Guess what bait and rod the Taoist priest uses for fishing?"

"The anchor's fishing friends are not good, they are all little kids. According to the principle that like attracts like, I blindly guess that the anchor will be empty."

Jiang Yun searched for a long time, only to find that the bamboo fishing rods left in the Taoist temple were all cracked and could not be used again.

Without any choice.

After he took his line, hook and bucket, he packed lightly.

On the way to the reservoir, Jiang Pingping and the brats were very excited.

Now is the time for them to be mischievous, climbing trees and fishing to poke hornet's nests, they dare to do anything.

"Uncle, I know there is a fishing spot in the reservoir with a lot of fish, do you want me to take you there?"

"Uncle, don't worry, I'm good at catching ricefield eels. If you can't catch fish, I can give you some ricefield eels."

"Uncle, my fruit tree is by the reservoir, do you want to eat the fruit?"

Jiang Yun followed these little guys to the side of the reservoir. It was just after noon, the sun was not poisonous, and there was still a slight breeze on the lake.

No wonder the little kids in the village like to come here to play, this place is indeed a rare summer resort in the mountains.

The drone circled over the reservoir and took a high-definition overhead shot.

Although the surface of the lake is sparkling, you can still see a few big schools of fish passing by the water from time to time.

The fishing ashes in the live broadcast room immediately felt itchy.

"This reservoir has a history of at least 30 to [-] years. It's really big!"

"I just saw seven or eight silver carp and bighead carp weighing twenty to thirty kilograms. There must be big fish in the lake."

"Fishing silver carp and bighead carp, then you have to find Teacher Deng Gang!"

"That old boy Tianyuan can't do it. You have to look at the list of gods for fishing. The list of gods is the eternal god."

Jiang Yun used to be in a Taoist temple, and was obsessed with fishing for a while. The decent fishing rods were expensive, and poor Taoists couldn't afford to hurt them, so he used bamboo and fishing lines to make fishing rods.

Although it is not easy to use, it is better to participate.

The advantage of fishing as a monk is that you have a good attitude. Even if you can’t catch fish, it’s okay.

With a machete, he walked into the nearby bamboo forest and picked out a very slender bamboo.

"Fuck, the anchor doesn't want to use bamboo as a fishing rod, does he?"

"It seems to be true. Blindly guessing that the anchor is going to explode today."

"Bamboo poles are fine for catching small fish and shrimps, but it's really not good for silver carp and bighead carp weighing twenty or thirty catties."

Jiang Yun flattened the bamboo, cut off the top that could not bear the force, tied the fishing line and hook, and a simple fishing rod came out.

The bait is also very simple, that is, the small earthworms on the bank of the reservoir. You can see a lot of them just by digging.

"Fishing is very similar to spiritual practice. They are all things that follow fate and cannot be forced."

"In ancient times, Jiang Taigong was fishing, and those who wished would take the bait. Today, the poor are fishing, and those who wish are also taken the bait. Don't force it."

After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he patted the lucky jade pendant on his waist, and said with an inscrutable smile: "Do you dare to bet with me, I will definitely catch a big fish today."

In the live broadcast room, he started a quiz on whether he could catch a twenty-pound fish.

The senior fishing friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing when they saw the crude fishing rod.

"I believe that the anchor can catch fish, but if he catches a big fish, isn't it a bit ridiculous?"

"I'm a member of the National Fishing Association, and I can guarantee with Rentou that the Taoist leader will definitely not be able to catch a fish weighing 20 catties."

"I bet two hundred silver coins that the anchor won't catch a big fish."

"I'm stud, [-] silver coins, I trust the judgment of professionals."

"You guys don't believe in the Taoist priest, so I choose to believe in the Taoist priest. I put down two silver coins and I can fish."

"The anchor said: You have taken all the bamboo shoots on the mountain!"

After 5 minutes, the quiz is over.

Jiang Yun started his Jiang Taigong's fishing journey. According to his past experience, there is no rush for fishing.

It is normal for no fish to take the bait for three hours without making a nest.

After half an hour.

Jiang Pingping and other kids were by his side, and they had already caught a lot of small fish, loaches and eels, but Jiang Yun's fishing rod still hadn't even touched a single hair.

Seeing this scene, the fishing in the live broadcast room began to joke.

"Look, I said that the anchor is not good."

"I now seriously suspect that the Taoist bait has been stolen by fish."

"Guys, I feel like we can play the crown to celebrate each other. It's really not easy. We finally won the Daoist Master."

Looking at the analysis of the fishing friends in the live broadcast room, Jiang Yun felt unconfident in his heart, Nima, should we wait any longer?

Boom!

Boom!

Just one second before he was about to pull the rod and hook again, the buoy on the fishing line finally gave a signal.

Jiang Yun was very excited, he pulled hard, good news, not light, very heavy.

? ?Guess what the protagonist caught?

? I don't believe you can guess right.

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Chapter 37

The reservoir in Jiangjia Village is a mountain reservoir. It is rumored that there are big fish in the lake.

When Jiang Yun was young, he often heard Taoist Chisong brag about how many big fish he had caught in the reservoir.

When he excitedly asked where the fish was, the master always said with a merciful face: "God has the virtue of loving life."

God has the virtue of good life, what a ghost!

Jiang Yun clearly remembered that when he was nine years old, his master caught a carp worth 4 catties, 8 taels and 2 renminbi from the reservoir.

After catching fish in the morning, he tied the fish behind the fishing rod and wandered around Jiangjia Village, a small village with a hundred or so households. People wandered around until evening before returning.

Because of this incident, Jiang Yun always thought that a four-jin carp was a big fish.

It wasn't until he was 14 years old, when the village was connected to the Internet, and he saw other people catching fish weighing forty to fifty catties, that he realized that there are people beyond people and heaven beyond the sky in this world.

"Master, I'll help you with what you can't do." With a smile on the corner of Jiang Yun's mouth, he began to pull the fishing rod in his hand.

A pull.

Instead of pulling, it stirred up a large group of water splashes.

Jiang Pingping and other children immediately came over and chatted about the size of the fish.

"Oh my god, my uncle really caught a big fish."

"Big fish, this is definitely a big fish, at least thirty catties to start."

"Could it be that my uncle wants to change his fate against the sky and use his own power to break the reputation of Tianyuan Taoist Temple for fishing and double dishes?"

"Shh, my uncle is still here, what are you talking about!"

"Tianyuan Taoist Fishing Double Dishes is what my father said, it has nothing to do with me."

Jiang Yun raised his head, took a meaningful look at Jin Zhuzi, gritted his teeth, and said, "My boy, I have remembered what your father said. Go back and tell him that reincarnation is the way of heaven, don't bully the young and poor!"

Seeing Jiang Yun's harsh words, the water friends in the live broadcast room were all dumbfounded.

"The Daoist's appearance is really a bit different from usual, so cute!"

"The law of heaven favors reincarnation, don't bully the young and poor! Don't bully the middle-aged and poor! Don't bully the old and poor, the dead are the greatest, the sorrow of the tomb robber, the sympathy of Meng Po, the pity of the king of Hades."

"Hahaha, brother, you are too bad!"

"The Taoist priest is really miserable. After finally catching a big fish, the rod will probably explode."

"Whoever asked him to make that bamboo fishing rod himself, it is estimated that the fish's face will not be visible later, and the rod will break."

Jiang Yun cheered up, even when he saved Zhuzi and jumped from Zixiao Peak, he was never so nervous.

The fish in the water must be not small, at least thirty catties.

As long as it can be caught, not to mention the glory of the ancestors, it can comfort the spirit of the master in the sky, at least he can avenge his shame.

His body leaned back slightly, and he was stretched into an arched shape.

As we all know, when a fish weighing [-] jin is rushed into the water, it has at least a hundred jin of momentum, so fish often perform miracles with great strength, breaking free from the hook by relying on brute force, and escaping a way out.

"Although Pindao's fishing ability is not good, I have a lot of theoretical experience. When I was in college, I joined the Fishing Association, and when I had nothing to do, I would steal from the group of fishing friends."

"Let me tell everyone, when you catch a big fish, first of all, don't panic, you have to be steady, you can't pull it with brute force, you have to walk the fish."

"Don't look at the poor quality of the fishing rod in my hand, but relying on technology, there is no problem at all to catch a fish weighing [-] catties."

"Let's not be in a hurry now, let's walk the fish first to consume the strength of the big fish." Jiang Yun shared fishing skills with water friends while fishing.

Fishing is a technical job, and there is a lot of knowledge in it.

Choosing fishing rods, choosing bait, checking the water level, looking for adjustments, making fishing nests, etc., ordinary people can't get started at all within three to five years.

Now the pole is not good, so Jiang Yun has been using skillful strength to walk the fish in the direction the fish swims.

Seeing his professional moves, the fisherman in the live broadcast felt his heart beat.

"Damn, Taoist priest can't really catch big fish, can he?"

"Even if the rod is going to explode later, the Taoist leader is better than me, at least he can really catch big fish."