Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"I seriously doubt that the anchor is no longer a human being. I strongly recommend that the relevant departments conduct an autopsy on him."

"Flying and kicking to break the stone pillar, is this an action that a human can complete?"

"Although I am a black belt in Taekwondo, I still can't help but kneel now. This is really shocking."

"What are you talking about, is it difficult to break the stone pillar?"

"I often see Taekwondo practitioners kicking and breaking more than a dozen boards in a row. This kind of operation shouldn't be difficult, right?"

"Fuck, it's not difficult? I can assure you that in taekwondo, absolutely no one can complete the movement of the Taoist master."

"The gap between kicking a wooden board and kicking a stone pillar is really farther than the distance from Beijing to Seoul."

[Wudang Chen Shilei] came to the live broadcast room.

[Wudang Chen Shilei] Reward a treasure map, with a message: "Wudang's 28th generation chief disciple Chen Shilei, pay homage to Daoist Jiang."

"Pindao used to be the national Sanda champion. Let me explain. Taekwondo kicks wooden boards, mainly relying on inertia."

"And Jiang Daochang kicked the stone pillar mainly by explosive power. Think about it, he and the stone pillar are in the air, and there is no point of leverage in the air."

"Generally, if a master is in the air, it's good to be able to kick the stone pillar, but Jiang Daochang kicked the stone pillar in half abruptly, which is really terrifying."

It was only then that the water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly realized, and they all posted bullet screens such as awesome, 666.

After Jiang Yun threw away the broken stone pillar, he solemnly placed the remaining half of the stone pillar under the crape myrtle tree.

This is a good thing to test your skills, and it will definitely be useful in the future, so you can't throw it away.

He glanced at the live broadcast room and found that the well-known Wudang Daoist Chen Shilei had given him a gift, and quickly greeted him with fists, "Fu Sheng Wuliang Tianzun, Daoist Chen, you are right."

Chen Shilei felt unnatural all over, and he quickly posted a row of emoticons of clasping fists.

Typed: "Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, Daoist Jiang, you are too polite, I should be the one who greets you first."

"Tianyuan Taoism has a deep relationship with Wudang sect. My master calls Daoist Chisong Master Uncle. You should be my little uncle."

Jiang Yun was stunned after listening.

He knew that Master Chisong Daochang had a high seniority in the Daoist Association, but he really didn't expect it to be so high.

According to Chen Daochang, isn't the head of the Wudang faction equal to him?

Hey, this joke can go a long way.

[Wudang Chen Shilei]: "Little uncle, something has happened in the Taoist temple recently. My master said that I will take the three of us to visit you in a few days."

"I have already added you as a friend through private messages, please agree, okay, I will not disturb your live broadcast, I slipped away."

After Daoist Chen Shilei left, Jiang Yun stood there in a daze for a long time.

No wonder the master has been reluctant to take himself to visit other Taoist temples, probably because of this reason.

High seniority is definitely not a good thing, calling a group of bigwigs brothers and sisters is really stressful!

In the eyes of the water friends in the live broadcast room, Jiang Yun's image suddenly became unpredictable.

"I'm sorry, Taoist priest's background doesn't seem to be simple, no wonder he became popular overnight."

"As soon as there was a rumor, the big anchor of the Wudang faction on the same platform urgently refuted the rumor. Who has enjoyed this kind of treatment?"

"Nonsense, the junior brother of the head of the Wudang faction, is that an ordinary person?"

"Hey hey, if I worship Taoist priest as my teacher now, wouldn't I be the same generation as Taoist priest Chen?"

"That's a good idea. I'm taking the train overnight to Tianyuan Taoist Temple to learn from my master, so that I can have a vigorous master-student relationship with the anchor."

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room, but he didn't explain.

I was able to become popular overnight, just because of luck, the content of the live broadcast happened to be on Douyin's hot search, and then various opportunities came to my door one after another.

This has little to do with the background that I just found out, it's just explaining to others, and they probably won't believe it, so it's better not to say it.

"Everyone, you come to Tianyuan Taoist Temple to visit Shangxiang. The poor Taoist welcomes you warmly, but if you want to come to apprentice, then forget it."

"I just graduated from university, so I really don't have the qualifications to accept apprentices, so I don't miss my disciples." Jiang Yun seriously explained to the water friends in the live broadcast room.

After he finished speaking, he turned around and saw Xiaobai sleeping soundly, while Yueban was squatting on the futon, in a daze.

It was already noon.

I haven't left for a month and a half, and it seems that I want to stay here to eat.

"You two wake up, we should go back to the Taoist temple for dinner." Jiang Yun shouted.

As soon as Xiaobai heard that he was eating, he immediately raised his head and ran towards Jiang Yun with joy.

But Yueban was still in a daze.

Jiang Yun hugged Xiaobai, went over to push it, and said with a smile: "Brother Yueban, don't think about it, it's time to eat."

After Yue Ban woke up with a start, the expression on his face was a bit complicated, and he hesitated for a while.

It came to Jiang Yun and lay down directly.

Bang!Bang!Bang!

He kowtowed three heads solidly.

Jiang Yun was stunned and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Hoohoho!"

"You said you want to worship me as a teacher?"

"Hoohoho!"

"You are a monkey, and you don't have any talent for cultivation. How can I accept you as a disciple?"

"Hoohoho!"

Yueban came to the middle of the small square in front of Tianyuan Taoist Temple, took a deep breath, and made a Tai Chi starting gesture.

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Chapter 34 The Registered Disciple of the Taoist Temple (please collect, please recommend)

Jiang Yun stood in front of the Taoist temple, with his hands behind his back, watching Yue Ban perform Tai Chi with great interest.

"Get up, the wild horse divides its mane, the white crane spreads its wings, hugs its knees and walks, waving a pipa..." He was full of admiration.

This monkey has a good talent. I just saw myself doing Tai Chi for a while here this morning, but I didn't expect to be able to do it well now.

This alone is more than most people.

The water friends in the live broadcast room watched Yue Ban doing Tai Chi seriously, and they always felt that there was something wrong.

"Why do I feel that this monkey's Tai Chi is better than mine?"

"I guarantee with my head that this golden monkey will definitely become a genius!"

"It can't be a national treasure, but it knows how to practice Tai Chi, which is much better than the Emeishan monkey who can only rob."

"Emeishan Pohou: Although it was late, but I arrived, I knew someone was going to mention me."

"I want to go to Wudang Mountain to lure the handsome Yue Ban back home. May I ask whether he will be punished or not."

"Punishment is punishment, but I'm afraid you can't beat it."

He was trained by his master half a month ago, and he has a little understanding of human nature, which is understandable, but knowing Tai Chi is a bit outrageous.

There must be something wrong with this guy, Jiang Yun frowned and thought for a long time, when suddenly he caught a teapot out of the corner of his eye.

[Top-grade spiritual tea]: After taking it, it can wash the sutras and cut the marrow, enlighten the mind and improve the spirit, and the effect on animals is not weaker than that of the Qiling pill.

Could it be that because of this pot of tea, Yueban has opened up his own wisdom and become smarter?

Forget it, let's go through two tricks with it in the end, just try it out.

When Jiang Yun came to the small square, he and Yue Ban put their hands together and practiced pushing hands.

"Ho ho ho ho?"

"Poverty Dao will teach you two tricks, study hard and understand well."

Yueban nodded, but her heart panicked, and her steps became chaotic.

Just played for a while.

It was beaten out four or five times by Jiang Yun, and the expression on his face became depressed.

Seeing this, Jiang Yun shook his head and said, "Practice hard, understand well, poor people don't eat fat and monkey brains, what are you afraid of?"

"I will only say the formulas of Tai Chi mentality once. How much you comprehend depends on your comprehension."

Jiang Yun grabbed the moon and a half, and beat it with it, saying: "It's natural to be light and heavy, and it won't fall when you go up and down."

"Let him hit me with great strength, and it will affect four or two thousand catties."

"When encountering the enemy, step forward and approach to fight, stay three times ahead and look forward to the seven stars."

"When you raise your arms and backs, you need to support them in a rounded manner, and you can do any exercise, whether it's static or dynamic."

"Squeeze your hands together and squeeze your palms, making it difficult for the enemy to return the moves."

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After he finished talking about the Tai Chi mental method, he used his cloud hand, pushed Yue Ban away, and said: "The poor Taoist has taught you everything that should be taught, now it depends on your understanding."

"If you fight well, then it doesn't matter if I take you as my apprentice."

After Yue Ban was pushed away by Jiang Yun, she spun around on the spot several times before she stabilized her figure.

immediately.

It began to play the monkey version of Taijiquan that it understood, and it was still roaring.

Although compared with Jiang Yun, Yue Ban's movements looked a bit deformed and nondescript.

But its Tai Chi method is obviously more suitable for itself, even Jiang Yun can't help but secretly nod.

This monkey, probably a Taijiquan master in his previous life, accidentally became a monkey fetus when he entered the six realms of reincarnation, and he hadn't drunk Mengpo soup yet.

Nima, this talent looks really scary!

For the first time, the water friends in the live broadcast room felt insulted.

They have been able to adapt well to the blow from Jiang Yun. After all, they are mortals, and they are incomparable with cultivators.

But a monkey jumped out of this live broadcast room, jumped out and slapped people in the face, this is too much!

"[Black Face] Although I haven't learned the Taiji mental method, I have at least learned the formula of multiplication. I am definitely better than the monkey."

"Hey hey, how do you know that Yue Ban doesn't know how to multiply?"

"I've secretly memorized the Daoist's Tai Chi mentality. Whether I can learn it or not depends on God's will."

"I was hit suddenly, who can I ask for reason?"

"I just want to relax and watch the live broadcast. Now I suspect that I am an imbecile."

After Yueban finished Taijiquan, with a proud mask on his face, he jumped up and down in front of Jiang Yun, squatting down obediently.

"Hoohoho!"

"Hey, don't question me, the poor will do what they say, but do you really want to worship me as a teacher?"

"Hoohoho!"

Jiang Yun looked into Yue Ban's bright eyes, gritted his teeth, and pushed Xiao Bai out of his arms as a shield.

Said: "If you worship me as a teacher, you can only be the second child, and you will recognize it as the senior sister, are you willing?"

Xiaobai: "Huh?"

Yue Ban: "Ho Ho Ho Ho?"

Jiang Yun's hand-show operation left the water friends in the live broadcast room speechless.

"Hahaha, I suddenly discovered that the anchor is also a normal person."