Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"Pretend to play tricks, this is an attitude issue, mistakes, this is a business issue."

"I have practiced as a monk in the poor way for many years. My attitude must be fine. There is a problem with this business, and I know it."

"After all, it is a society ruled by law now. Fighting and killing like before really doesn't work. I have already become a watcher, so I am changing this rule of observation."

Teacher Luo nodded, and said: "Believe in science, keep pace with the times, Tianyuan Taoism will definitely be able to grow bigger and stronger!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room immediately brushed up the four characters of emergency and danger avoidance in the live broadcast room.

"The Taoist priest has understood Zhang San's play!"

"Can this also be broadcast live?"

"I thought there was a problem with the Taoist priest's business, but I didn't expect him to be the pioneer of reform [cover face]"

"Good guy, there is absolutely no problem with this business, he just wants to hack people to death!"

[The Sixteen Characters of Yin Yang] "Fellow daoists, if I am struck to death by lightning in the future, please help me to report to the police and say that the Taoist chief murdered me!"

"Friend Yin Yang, although we want to help you report the case, we have no evidence!"

Although such a small episode happened as soon as they met, the two outlaw lunatics really didn't meet each other too late.

Teacher Luo stayed in the Taoist temple for a whole day, and he analyzed many classic legal cases.

Jiang Yun nodded again and again, and Zhang Shengtan's uncle was pale, and he didn't know what he had done before.

After listening for a while, he quietly retreated, and then he was busy cooking.

Lunch and afternoon meals were very rich, Mr. Zhang has been very attentive to add food to Mr. Luo, even Jiang Yun felt that something was wrong.

Uncle Shi has always been upright, what's going on today, does he need legal assistance for something?

"Uncle, I am proficient in the Criminal Law and the Civil Code. If you have something to tell me, I will definitely help you."

"Hey, why do you meddle in the elder's private affairs, you junior, go and stay, Mr. Luo, let's go to the study and chat?" Uncle Zhang waved his hands and said impatiently.

After the two entered the study room, they chatted for a full half an hour, and then they burst into smiles.

Jiang Yun asked, neither of these two people said anything, just said there was no way, it was just a small matter.

"Mr. Luo, it's rare for you to come to the Taoist temple, and the poor Taoist has nothing to entertain. Do you want to learn "The Essential Way of the Yellow Court"?"

"People who study the Fa are so busy all day long that they really don't have time to study the Fa!"

""Huang Ting Yao Dao" is a way to maintain health and replenish the body. Practicing it every day can strengthen the body."

"Jiang Daochang, I don't have time, I really don't have time!"

"The skill of Pindao can stimulate a person's innate qi, and most importantly, it can strengthen the kidney and grow hair." Jiang Yun said with a smile.

When Teacher Luo heard this, he immediately hesitated.

As we all know, every person who studies the law will have a high probability of getting an acquired buff, which is hair loss.

The level of a lawyer's professional ability is definitely related to the sparseness of hair volume.

Germinal's degree of temptation to a lawyer can definitely be ranked among the top three.

"Jiang Daochang, do you really teach such powerful exercises for free?" Teacher Luo couldn't believe it.

Jiang Yun nodded, then smiled without saying a word.

Free things are often the most expensive, not only for playing games, but also for real life.

"Hey, Mr. Luo, you can definitely hand in a poor Taoist, but our Tianyuan Taoist temple has always been short of a professional legal consultant. Do you understand what I mean?"

"It's okay to be a legal adviser for a few years."

"Meeting is fate. If you do the math, you have a fate with Tianyuan Taoist Temple, and the fate is quite deep. How can you say it has been a few years." Jiang Yun said with a smile.

"Hiss, forever?"

After Mr. Luo hesitated for a while, he finally chose Shengfa in the face of no fate and Shengfa.

A Taoist legal consultant should have nothing to do throughout the year, so it should be regarded as a part-time job.

Jiang Yun was overjoyed, he immediately went back to his study, handwritten a legal consultant's employment contract, and then stamped it with the red seal of Tianyuan Taoist Temple.

The format of the employment contract is extremely formal, and Mr. Luo is a little confused.

"Jiang Daochang, it's still a contract, isn't it?"

"Ms. Luo, you are a professional lawyer, we must have legal awareness!" Jiang Yun handed over the pen with a smile.

The water friend in the live broadcast room looked at the employment contract, and his heart tensed at the same time.

"It's too ruthless, it's really too ruthless, this Tianyuan Taoist temple can't be messed with!"

"It's over, I just sent a barrage in the live broadcast room to make the Taoist wear black silk, I won't be sent in by Zhang San, will I?"

[Yin-Yang Sixteen-Character Biography]: "I hereby solemnly declare that I have nothing to do with the criminal suspect of the underworld leader in the live broadcast room. Please prove it for me, fellow daoists!"

"Damn, Yin Yang, the black fan boss, is scared."

"Teacher Luo and Taoist Master joined forces, this is definitely a strong alliance."

"Of these two people, one can send people in openly, and the other can send people away directly, who dares to mess with the two of them!"

Jiang Yun brought Mr. Luo to the Sanqing Hall.

He didn't shy away from the drone and followed in, and directly talked about the content of "Huang Ting Yao Dao": "Concentrate on gathering in the bright hall without dispersing without knowing the shape."

"Wandering thoughts are like fallen leaves blowing away with the wind, and thoughts are like thick soil carrying virtue."

"It's a wonderful way to show secrets and perfect penetration. There is no other way to cherish your life. You always come with energy and energy, and keep it tight and don't let it leak."

……

Jiang Yun talked for half an hour, and Xiao Bai, Hou Er and Xiao Hei were fascinated by what they heard.

The three little guys have all started to practice, but Teacher Luo is still in a daze. He has some doubts about his diploma and IQ.

It doesn't make sense, it really doesn't make sense, is my understanding worse than arctic fox, golden monkey and black snake?

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Chapter 331 Internet Thinking Practice (seeking a monthly pass)

"Jiang Daochang, can you explain, this is the first time for me to listen to Daoism, I can understand every word, but I really don't understand it together!" Teacher Luo said a little aggrieved.

He had a dream that when he was in the first year of junior high school, he went to the classroom of the third year of high school by mistake and listened to advanced mathematics.

The water friends in the live broadcast room started to launch the barrage of translation and translation.

"Daoist, please pause for a moment and translate for us first."

"It's still a translation, I've said it all... Do you understand?"

"Let the bullets fly, it's time to apply for World Heritage [laughing and crying]"

"Old fans said: This does not need to be translated, but to believe in science!"

Jiang Yun saw that the three little guys had already started to meditate, so he took Mr. Luo out of Sanqing Hall, came to the backyard, and said, "Mr. Luo, this translation is to believe in science."

"The whole text of "Huang Ting Yao Dao" only talks about one thing, that is, people are in the mother's womb, with a little spirituality, they are nurtured by the mother's energy and blood for ten months, separated from the mother's body, and then they have a human form."

"When a person is 16 to [-] years old, the yang energy is sufficient, and the dantian is full of qi. Sometimes the yang of the airway is closed, and the outer kidney is affected, and lustful thoughts arise."

"After intercourse with a woman or wife, after ten years of Yang Yuan, it starts to leak. Once this leak is opened, it is the most difficult to get back together. It takes a long time, so it becomes the shell of the rot."

……

"Huang Ting's main way is the method of mending leaks. It is necessary to recite sutras and meditate, strengthen the foundation and cultivate the vitality. When the energy is full, you will be refreshed and free from all diseases."

Teacher Luo nodded, and under Jiang Yun's guidance, he began to meditate and chant sutras.

I have to say that the lawyer's memory is good. Although he didn't understand it just now, he memorized the whole scripture, word for word.

The water friends in the live broadcast room also started practicing, and those who were not interested in practicing started discussing exercises in the comment area.

"I couldn't sleep anyway. After listening to the Taoist priest's words three times, I finally heard two words - abstinence."

"The Taoist priest speaks with a level, and it has been going on for a long time. You should pay attention to this sentence."

"I feel that this should be practiced in conjunction with the Sunflower Book, and it will have miraculous effects."

"This exercise is not suitable for me. I can do it, but after half a month, I feel that life is boring."

"Hahaha, it's really not good to hold back."

"No wonder, the higher the cultivation base, the harder it is for offspring. Feelings have sealed the acupoints, and the energy of essence has not leaked!"

After Teacher Luo practiced until evening, Jiang Yun woke him up.

It is extremely terrifying. A person who has never practiced has been in meditation for more than four hours from the beginning, so he can be said to be a genius.

No matter which industry this real talent is in, he can make his mark.

"Jiang Daochang, why do I feel itchy scalp, is this normal?"

Jiang Yun nodded, this is indeed normal.

The qi and blood resonate through chanting and run along specific meridians, which will indeed stimulate the hair follicles of the human scalp.

Even the hair follicles that have died may live a second life and grow up again.

The effect of practice varies from person to person, but there will always be some positive effects.

Many water friends in the live broadcast room directly knelt down to Jiang Yun through the screen.

"My scalp is also a little itchy. Could it be that the hair follicles are alive again?"

"What, you can still cure baldness in this way, the Taoist priest has immeasurable merit!"

"Persist in practicing "The Essential Way of the Yellow Court", how many bald beautiful girls can be saved!"

"Hehehe, Taoist priest, I kneel down for you across the screen, do you want to kowtow again?"

"A good man, definitely a great good man, the secret method of Taoism, just like this live broadcast, and the road has become a fan!"

[Purchaser of Medicinal Materials] Reward ten treasure maps, with a message: The Taoist priest is merciful, if it is useful, I would like to thank you more than anything else.

"Mr. Ma is confused... Well, Mr. Ma is arrogant, I am poor, I will use the top ten swords, and get a card."

The number of VIPs in Jiang Yun's live broadcast room skyrocketed all the way, directly breaking the record, exceeding 30 people.

What kind of concept is this? You need to know that the number of people in his live broadcast room is only 50 people, and more than half of them paid a dollar and got stuck.

As for the people who rewarded various gifts, there are countless people. Only by swiping the treasure map, the treasure chests that will appear in the time-space battleship and Huya No. 999 have now accumulated to [-]+.

"Thank you laymen for your rewards. Poor Daoist teaches everyone to practice exercises just to make a good relationship. There is really no need for everyone to give gifts."

"That's the end of today's live broadcast. Tomorrow morning at [-]:[-], Mr. Luo and I will conduct a live broadcast of law popularization on all platforms. I hope you will join us for the individual show." Jiang Yun thanked him with his hand.

After he finished speaking, he stopped the broadcast and put away the drone.

Teacher Luo didn't leave the Taoist temple that night, so he lived in the wing room in the front yard of the Taoist temple to rest.

Xiao Hei practiced for a day, but it was of no use, except that the snake scales became darker and shinier, and had begun to reflect light.

Both Xiaobai's and Houer's hair have increased a lot, and they feel softer to the touch.

After Jiang Yun finished washing, he closed the door of the Taoist temple, and when he was about to go back to the house with Xiaobai in his arms, golden lights suddenly appeared in all directions in the sky.

Each ray of golden light is extremely weak, but the amount of golden light is already close to a massive amount.

That is merit, and only those who have achieved success in cultivation can see it.

The power of merit in Jiang Yun's body swelled up at a speed visible to the naked eye, fully doubling in size.

You must know that God did not send so many merits to build the Sanqing Palace!

Where did the merit come from? Is it because the popularization of "The Essentials of the Yellow Court" solved the baldness problem for the water friends in the live broadcast room, and those people are sincerely grateful, so so many merits have been conferred?

"There is such a good thing in popularizing the exercises. It's a bloody profit!" Jiang Yun lay on the bed, and excitedly patted Xiaobai's buttocks next to him, causing a burst of buzzing sounds.

The whole night of that night, the rain of merits and virtues from all directions did not stop.

After dawn, the rain of merit and virtue decreased a little, but it still did not stop.

After Uncle Zhang woke up in the morning, he looked at Jiang Yun with two dark circles and red eyes: "Boy, there is such a good way to earn merit, why didn't you tell me?"

"Be honest, how much merit did you get last night?"

After looking inside the dantian, Jiang Yun drew a football-sized circle with his hands.