Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"Hiss, so big?"

Jiang Yun shook his head and explained: "Uncle, my dantian is only that big. Anyway, there is a thick layer of golden cloud of merit and virtue on it, and the thickness is still increasing."

Uncle Zhang was in a trance, and left with his hands behind his back. He muttered to himself: "It doesn't make sense, it really doesn't make sense, just treat a hair loss, how can there be so much merit?"

"Hey, sure enough times have changed. In the past, to gain merit, one had to be a good person and do good deeds by oneself. Is this Internet thinking?"

"Sure enough, standing on top of the wind and doing things right, even a pig can fly, and that kid can become a sage, outrageous, outrageous!"

Listening to his uncle's complaints, Jiang Yun touched his nose, suddenly feeling a little bit more secretly happy.

Luck, this is definitely luck, Pindao really just wanted to trick Taoist temple into a legal advisor yesterday!

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Chapter 332 Convincing People with Virtue

The live broadcast room of the law popularization program was set up in a private house in Jiangjia Village, not far from Tianyuan Taoist Temple.

The first broadcast was scheduled for 07 o'clock in the morning, so Jiang Yun and Mr. Luo went out after eating at 30 o'clock in the morning, and arrived in the village at [-]:[-].

Outside the live broadcast, a large group of villagers gathered around to watch the fun, and Jiang Huanong even started a live broadcast on the spot, building up the enthusiasm.

After the two entered the live broadcast room, the director told them the precautions for the live broadcast of law popularization, and also gave many cases for reference.

"Jiang Daochang, Mr. Luo, after eight o'clock, fans will be randomly selected in the live broadcast room to tell about their case."

"The two of you just need to analyze the case and recite the relevant legal provisions." The director said earnestly.

Jiang Yun was shocked. If someone wants to watch a law-enhancing program like this, there is something wrong with it!

Those law popularization programs run by the TV station also specially engaged in some gaudy civil disputes to achieve the effect of the program.

It is better to hold a copy of the "Criminal Law" or "Civil Code" to watch the live broadcast of law popularization.

"Director, when it comes to the live broadcast, Pindao thinks I have more say than you. I think it's fine for the two of us to discuss the law later on." Jiang Yun frowned.

The director hesitated a little: "Jiang Daochang, after all, we are live broadcasting, and we are targeting the whole society."

"If the analysis of the case is not clear and an oolong accident occurs, then the fun will be great, why not be safer?"

"Don't worry, poor Taoists understand the law. The entry-level mentality of Tianyuan Taoist Temple is the "Criminal Law". This sentence is never a joke." Jiang Yun patted his chest and said.

Teacher Luo was also nearby, and said, "Director, are you questioning my professionalism?"

"How could I make a wrong analysis of a legal case and cause an oolong accident? You are slandering me!"

The director shivered, and the manuscript in his hand fell to the ground.

The staff in the live broadcast room were also stunned for a moment. They stared at the director in unison, with the expression that you have something to say.

"Teacher Luo, don't be joking, I can question you and no one can question you!"

"Both of you are top leaders in the industry, I will leave the live broadcast room to you two, I don't worry!" The director wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

Jiang Yun and Teacher Luo nodded. They sat in the live broadcast room and chatted about what to broadcast later.

The mutterings of the on-site staff sounded one after another.

"Our director is not very strong, why is the attitude of admitting mistakes so good today?"

"How could the attitude of admitting mistakes be bad, that's Mr. Luo!"

"The director wasn't admitting his mistake, he was trying to avoid danger. The crime of slander is not a serious crime!"

"What nonsense, the truth, the director is still sitting there wiping cold sweat, this matter is on your body, aren't you afraid?"

Half an hour of preparation time passed in the blink of an eye.

Jiang Yun and Teacher Luo have already discussed how to start the meeting.

The staff in the live broadcast room trotted over and said, "Jiang Daochang, Mr. Luo, the live broadcast will start soon, are you two ready?"

"Don't worry, you're ready!"

The two came to the live broadcast room and sat on the prepared sofa. After the live broadcast equipment was adjusted, the director finished counting three two one, and the live broadcast officially started.

"Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, laymen of the whole network, good morning everyone, the poor Taoist Tianyuan Daoist Jiang Yun, it makes sense here." Jiang Yun faced the camera, clasped his hands and said.

Immediately afterwards, Teacher Luo also smiled and said, "Good morning everyone, are there any fans of mine in the live broadcast room?"

As soon as the two of them showed up, the number of viewers in the dedicated live broadcast rooms on various platforms skyrocketed.

Many anchors are very knowledgeable about human relationships and sophistication. When they broadcast the broadcast to gain popularity, they even specially brushed a gift in the live broadcast room to cheer people up.

After the two introduced themselves, the first person to attack and ask questions was actually Mr. Luo.

"Jiang Daochang, as a monk, although you live in seclusion in the mountains to practice, it is inevitable that someone will come to challenge you and fight you."

"If you shoot and hurt someone, how do you usually deal with it?"

Jiang Yun looked straight, and said very solemnly: "What hurts people, martial arts practitioners must have martial arts virtues, and it is absolutely impossible for poor people to hurt people!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room felt that this sentence made sense at first, but when they thought about it carefully, they felt that it was wrong.

"During the live broadcast, the Taoist chief hurt people more than once or twice, right?"

"I vaguely remember that in front of the small reservoir in Jiangjia Village, the Taoist seemed to use pebbles to make a bloody hole in a person's leg."

"Pu Bangjian, who played the game, said: My leg is broken!"

"Tianyuan Daoist Temple is really ruthless. The majestic boxing champion An Zaixing was beaten up and vomited blood, but he was still slightly injured."

"Jiang Daochang, are you justified in saying this?"

"Hiss, does the Taoist chief want to say that the ones he hurts are not human?"

The number of bullet screens in the live broadcast rooms of major platforms increased sharply, and the reputation was seriously out of control. The director who was watching the data in the background turned pale.

He quickly waved his hand to signal Jiang Yun to change the subject, don't continue talking about this, it is easy to attract black fans, and cause the live broadcast to overturn.

Jiang Yun was stunned for a moment, and he said again: "Even if the poor Taoist hurts someone, that's my self-defense!"

"Every layman in the live broadcast room, there is an essential difference between self-defense and fighting. One may have to go in and squat for a few days, while the other can get bonuses and pennants!"

"When you fight back after being beaten, remember not to be too defensive and chase after the person to fight."

Teacher Luo looked at Jiang Yun, and said in one sentence, expressing everyone's aspirations: "Jiang Daochang, with your skill, as long as you counterattack, it is considered too defensive, right?"

"Practicing martial arts in a poor way is for self-protection. Can't one be self-protected if one is skilled in self-defense?"

"Kung Fu also has human rights, Mr. Luo, don't you think so?" Jiang Yun gave an irrefutable reason.

Teacher Luo nodded and said, "Dear friends in the live broadcast room, Daoist Jiang is indeed right."

"Kung fu is good. When life safety is threatened, counterattack and beat people to death is also a legitimate self-defense. It really does not break the law."

As soon as he finished speaking, more than half of the people watching the live broadcast fell silent.

"Let me just say one thing, no one will really provoke a ruthless person like the Taoist chief?"

"It's really hard to say. After all, there are more than 13 billion people in the country. It is inevitable that some people don't have eyes."

"I hope that the Taoist priest can convince people with virtue in the future, and don't [cover your face] with your hands."

"There is no such thing as convincing people with virtue. It has always been conquered with martial arts. Confucius is a two-meter-tall Shandong man with 72 younger brothers and more than 3000 horsemen!"

"I just came back from the Spring and Autumn Period. I prove that Confucius' sword is famous for virtue. He has always used virtue to convince people [dog head to save life]"

A big smile appeared on the director's face, and he stretched out his thumbs with both hands, signaling for the two to continue.

The corners of Mr. Luo's mouth rose slightly, and he asked about a trouble that all public figures would face.

"Jiang Daochang, you are so famous now, there are many black fans and keyboard warriors hiding behind the screen every day on the Internet, insulting you."

"How do you monks deal with this kind of thing?"

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Chapter 333 What is an Outlaw Madman?

"Oh, that's it!" Jiang Yun was stunned for a moment, he shook his head, and said indifferently: "People who practice are indifferent to fame and wealth, and generally have a better mentality."

"Under normal circumstances, Pindao will not be as knowledgeable as those black fans and keyboard warriors, and the way of handling them is relatively gentle."

"Let's use an analogy. For example, Mr. Luo, you first act as my black fan."

Teacher Luo nodded and agreed.

He was also curious about how Jiang Yun would deal with this kind of thing. If he was a lawyer, he would send a lawyer's letter if he made too much noise. What would a Taoist priest do?

"Ms. Luo, your birthday is February 24th, right?"

"Well, that's right."

"Is that the lunar calendar or the Gregorian calendar?"

"It's the lunar calendar."

"Then what year were you born?"

"[-], what happened?"

Teacher Luo saw Jiang Yun holding a pen and jotting it down in his notebook, and he also became interested.

A monk, wouldn't he vent his anger by writing small notes?

"Ms. Luo, do you remember when you were born?"

"Jiang Daochang, what are you doing?"

"It's your birthday soon, I thought it would be on time to wish you a happy birthday." Jiang Yun said sincerely.

"It should be seven forty-five in the morning."

Jiang Yun put down the pen in his hand, and smiled while holding the date of birth.

Teacher Luo realized on the spot that what Jiang Yun wanted was his birth date.

The birthday horoscope is in hand, which is enough for a Taoist priest no matter what he does.

What black powder?What keyboard man?The method of opening an altar is to directly suppress it.

But he has a problem. If he can't figure it out, it's easy to find the wrong person when he takes revenge based on his birth date.

"Teacher Luo, don't worry, thousands of people have thousands of faces. Everyone's facial features correspond to the five elements, and they must be different. Combining the birth date with the face, you can't go wrong."

"Every layman, the date of birth in Pindao's hands is fictitious, so don't think too much about it," Jiang Yun explained with a smile.

The water friends in the live broadcast room became honest all of a sudden.

"It's true that you can't mess with Taoist priests, this attack is too cruel!"

"Master Daoist, I have a friend who owes me money and won't pay it back. I know his birth date, can you open an altar and help me out?"

"Most black fans and keyboard warriors don't have the courage to be upright. They can't tell their birth date, right?"

"Hahaha, I don't even know my date of birth. The Taoist priest's threat is useless to me."

"In the eyes of a Taoist priest, the horoscope should be the same as the medical report in the eyes of a doctor."

"Is Fellow Yin Yang here, are you afraid, a black fan?"

[Sixteen Characters of Yin and Yang]: "I have never met the Taoist priest, never talked to each other, let alone the birth date, what am I afraid of?"

Jiang Yun closed his eyes, counted with his fingers, and said with a smile: "For a person with a little knowledge, it's okay even if he doesn't know the horoscope of his birth date. It can be calculated with his fingers."

"There is a black fan in Pindao called Yinyang Sixteen Characters Chuanren. He should have been born at 96:4 am on April 9, 3. I won't say the exact real name and place of birth. Let him keep some privacy. .”

"The poor way has been practiced for many years. It is necessary to have people and relationships. It is really not easy to investigate this kind of thing."

After he finished speaking, the live broadcast rooms on other platforms were skeptical.

In the Huyu platform's own live broadcast room, the mentality of the yin and yang sixteen-character transmission person collapsed on the spot.

The calculation is indeed accurate, there is no mistake.

"Is Fellow Yin Yang here, is the Daoist bluffing us?"

"Believe in science, even police officer Jiang Dajiang, it is impossible for him to find out a person's date of birth in such a short time."

"Sometimes it doesn't have to be someone above, it may be someone below."

[Sixteen Characters of Yin and Yang]: "Dear fellows, don't be dead, I've already turned into a fan, and I'm a die-hard fan!"