Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

Daoist Zhang Zhishun and Mo Yuan left Tianyuan Taoist Temple three days ago and went to Wudang Sect.

Both of them seem to have developed a strong interest in Shiquan Dabudi Yuantang, and they began to jointly research the new topic.

"On how much tonic medicine can stimulate a person's cultivation potential"

Anyway, Jiang Yun didn't dare to drink that kind of soup. Young people are very angry, and it's easy to make mistakes after drinking it.

After he finished his breakfast, he started the broadcast and walked into the Hall of Sanqing.

So there was no live broadcast for seven days, but the popularity of Jiang Yun's live broadcast room has not diminished at all, and it has even become more popular.

After all, there is only one Taoist friend with real cultivation and good looks in the whole network, and the platform is still popular during this time.

People who seldom watch the live broadcast, many people also downloaded the live broadcast of Tiger Fish, watched the previous rebroadcast content, and captured a large number of fans after watching it.

"Laymen, let's stop gossiping and go to morning class first. Today is the first day of my master's first seven days. I will take you to read a section of "Returning Soul Fragrance"." Jiang Yun said.

He closed the door of Sanqing Hall, then closed his eyes, and said silently: "Dao He, Dependent Origin, Zhou Tian Xingdou, now!"

In an instant, the light in the hall suddenly weakened by [-]%, and a little starlight appeared in the sky above the hall.

A vast sea of ​​stars appeared in the hall, and with the chanting of "Returning Soul Fragrance", the sea of ​​stars began to change constantly.

"One stick of incense returns the soul, leading to the three worlds. I only wish to be merciful, to spread the secret language, to recommend the dead souls, to escape from the suffering of the three hells, and to live a hundred years like walking in a dream."

"Once the impermanence returns, the soul will go to Shangnan Palace from then on, and pay homage to the supreme emperor, and wish the souls of the undead to ascend as soon as possible."

Uncle Zhang Shengtan followed Jiang Yun's words, and said in a low voice: "Yuzhong is merciful, lead the way to comfort, and Hua Banner leads the Chisongzi!"

In the sea of ​​stars, a splendid palace loomed faintly, and a dragon coffin appeared from afar.

The water friends in the live broadcast room all silently swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

"A new fan asks weakly, is this a projection, or is it real?"

"This is the Sutra of Visualization. It's different from what we read last time. It should contain some contents of the incense of returning souls. Why did the Daoist fool us last time?"

"Collective illusion, yes, this is collective illusion, it's not real, you have to believe in science."

[Sixteen Characters of Yin Yang] "Whether you believe in science or not is of secondary importance. I am worried about the return of Chisong Taoist priest's soul."

"Dead yin and yang, bah bah bah, what a crow's mouth you are, in broad daylight, don't scare people."

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Chapter 329 Outlaw Madman (ask for a monthly ticket)

When everyone was shocked by the vision created by the Zhou Tian Xingdou meditation sutra, there was a knock on the door from the gate of the Taoist temple.

"My God, it won't be Taoist Chisong who came back?"

"People are stupid, this live broadcast room is so fantastic!"

"The new fan said that no one came out to take care of the game of summoning souls on the public platform?"

"Friend Yin Yang's mouth is as if opened, very accurate."

"Everyone, don't panic. The old fan feels his conscience and says, according to the pissing nature of this live broadcast room, the possibility of the veteran Taoist returning is indeed very high."

The "Returning Soul Sutra" was only a few words away, so Jiang Yun and Uncle Zhang didn't get up immediately to open the door.

Monkey [-] jumped up instead, and hopped to the entrance of the Taoist temple.

Then, an exclamation came over.

"Where did the splashing monkey come from, who would even grab things?"

"Hoohoho..."

Snapped!Snapped!

After the last two sentences were finally finished, Jiang Yun got up and went to the entrance of the Taoist temple.

At this time, a middle-aged man in a suit, glasses, and hat was facing the gate of the Taoist temple, motionless.

Hou used it, and was playing with a peach wood token the size of a thumb.

"Hoohoho~~~"

"You rebel, I taught you sunflower acupressure for my teacher, so you use it in this crooked way?"

boom!

Jiang Yun raised his hand, gave Hou Er a brain break, and then reprimanded him.

"Hoohoho~~~"

"Stop watching martial arts rumors in the future. You still steal saints, teach yourself to be good-for-nothing, and what will you do if you become a monkey like Mount Emei in the future? The reputation of Taoism will ruin you sooner or later." Jiang Yun reprimanded.

The middle-aged man wearing a hat suddenly said, "Jiang Daochang is right. The nature of this behavior is more than three years and less than five years."

"If this is a person, not a national treasure, I'll send him in directly!"

This person's voice was quite recognizable. Although he was wearing a hat, he was recognized by Jiang Yun and the new fans in the live broadcast room.

Good guy, the person who came was none other than Mr. Luo, that famous outlaw madman.

"Sunflower acupoint release hand!"

boom!boom!

Teacher Luo let out a long sigh of relief. He raised his head, stretched out his hand, and said with a smile, "Jiang Daochang, we finally meet."

"I'm your loyal fan. Every night after 07:30, I will watch your live broadcast for an hour."

Jiang Yun was so flattered that he also stretched out his hand and said, "Mr. Luo, Pindao is also your fan. I also like your video on the Internet."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were shocked, this is Zhang San Ben San!

"Fuck you, outlaw lunatic!"

"Watching the live broadcast is already very happy. I didn't expect Teacher Luo to come too. Double the happiness!"

"Happiness is super doubled. I thought it was a rumor that these two people were doing a law-enhancing program."

"I accidentally clicked into this live broadcast room, I will leave immediately, emergency avoidance, don't tell me [dog head saves life]"

"I can't afford to offend these two people. One can send me in quietly, and the other can send me away quietly."

"This is Mr. Luo, monkey two, you've got into trouble, you've broken the law, do you know?"

"Mr. Luo played extremely badly: he won't win but he won't lose either.

Mr. Luo played abnormally: I won.

A little play: the plaintiff becomes the defendant.

Normal play: The jury sent in.

Extraordinary performance: Except for those who hit the hammer, they can be sent in.

Extreme play: All the water friends here can't run. "

"Fellow daoists, look quickly, Hou Er's face has changed."

After Jiang Yun exchanged pleasantries with Mr. Luo, he brought the shivering, submissive Monkey Two over.

"A traitor, you are so cowardly, you dare to snatch Teacher Luo's things. Are you tired of being the monkey king of Wudang Mountain and want to go in and step on the sewing machine?"

"Hurry up, apologize to Mr. Luo, don't force me to educate you!" Jiang Yun knocked Hou Er's head and reprimanded him.

Teacher Luo was a little embarrassed, and said, "Jiang Daochang, forget it, forget it, it's just a mahogany token."

"Even if I am familiar with the legal provisions, I can't send a national treasure like the golden monkey into it."

"Besides, I originally bought this mahogany token from an old Taoist at the foot of the mountain, thinking it would be a gift for you."

"Hoohoho~~~"

Monkey [-] felt aggrieved, and took out the mahogany token hidden behind his back.

"Traitor, you still have reason to grab something~~ Hiss, this thing is really bad!"

Looking at the mahogany token, Jiang Yun shuddered.

This mahogany token is indeed a serious old object, and it is a top-quality lightning strike wood, but the Dao pattern engraved on it is a bit unscrupulous.

What is engraved on it is a spell, the kind that cuts one's luck, which is a forbidden method in Taoism.

There is no problem for ordinary people to wear it, but for practitioners, it will disturb their own breath, which is extremely unfavorable for cultivation.

"Jiang Daochang, is there something wrong with this token?"

Jiang Yun smiled wryly and nodded. The tree is so big that it attracts the wind. He didn't expect that he would be targeted so quickly.

Tianyuan Taoist Temple has always been kind to people, so it doesn't take much to know that this must be the enemy that Master provoked outside.

What kind of bastard has the ability to go to my master and bully me, a junior, what's the matter?

Teacher Luo frowned, and he immediately asked, "Jiang Daochang, I just bought it for less than half an hour, and I must have not gone far."

"Should I call the police and arrest him? I'll handle it. I can definitely send him in. There will be no problem under three years."

Jiang Yun shook his head. The grievances and grievances of people who practice Taoism naturally have to be resolved with Taoism.

Besides, this mahogany token, apart from the wrong Dao pattern engraved on it, can be said to have no problems at all, and there is no way to convict people if caught.

He returned to the Taoist temple, told Uncle Zhang about this matter, then took out a small knife, and carved some wood powder on the mahogany token.

The wood powder was collected, mixed with Jiang Yun's broken hair, and set on fire.

With a bang, the wood powder and broken hair were completely burned, and a wisp of green smoke rose, condensed and did not disperse, and slowly drifted towards the northeast.

Jiang Yun looked to the northeast and sneered. He made a magic formula and said: "The world is boundless, the mysterious heart is righteous, and the thunder of the nine heavens, listen to my order."

"Lei come to protect yourself!"

Kacha~~

rumbling~

Rumble rumble~~

rumble rumble rumble~~

In the northeast direction, dark clouds suddenly covered, thunder broke out loudly, and dozens of lightning bolts struck violently towards one place non-stop.

"Boy, you are just like your master. You are too soft-hearted. It is obvious that the enemy is coming, and you are so light." Uncle Zhang looked at the lightning in the northeast direction, shaking his head and said.

Teacher Luo was dumbfounded, and he asked weakly: "Daoist Jiang, you practitioners, are you breaking the law if you use thunder to attack people so casually?"

The corners of Jiang Yun's mouth rose slightly, and he sneered, showing his true nature as an outlaw.

"Hmph, breaking the law, do you have evidence?"

"God thundered and rained. A certain unlucky guy was struck by lightning dozens of times. It was his own bad luck. What does it have to do with the poor?"

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Chapter 330 Emergency Avoidance (seeking a monthly pass)

Jiang Yun spoke eloquently, and the thunder was still rolling in his northeast direction.

I don't know if it's an auditory hallucination. The more than 40 people in the live broadcast room all heard a faint scream.

"Just hit it straight, this is really Zhang San Ben San!"

"Those lightning bolts are not marked, so why say they were fired by the Taoist chief? There is nothing wrong with that."

"Jiang Yun: Pindao is a person who summons thunder. If you have the ability, you go to God who put thunder, he is the one who hacked people!"

"It smells like Teacher Luo, and Teacher Luo's expression is dumbfounded."

"When the outlaw met the outlaw, Zhang San and Li Si said: Mom, you don't have to make me dinner."

"God: That's right, I hacked the man, anyway, I think it feels good to wear him, you have the ability to arrest me!"

Teacher Luo originally thought that it was a joke that Tianyuan Daoist's mental method was criminal law.

In the current situation, this matter should be true, and it cannot be wrong. After all, from a judicial point of view, there is no loophole.

"Jiang Daochang, there seems to be screams in the northeast direction. Did you make a mistake or are you pretending to be a ghost? It seems that the person is not dead."

Faced with Mr. Luo's questioning, Jiang Yun said very solemnly: "Mistakes and pretending to be tricks are two concepts, and they must not be confused!"