Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"It's Chinese New Year, the dogs are home, and I'm still working overtime, hey!"

"The dog knows to go home, but my son actually sent me a message saying that he will not come back for the Chinese New Year."

"Uncle, calm down and think of a better place, maybe he went to her partner's house?"

"The dog is behind the car, it must be cold, right?"

"Three silly sleds said: I think it can be colder, and it is better to have some snow."

"Guying in the cold river, the old dog in the rivers and lakes, everyone is destined to see you again!"

"Gouzi: Let's be colder when it's cold. Fortunately, the master didn't abandon me. I'm going home for the New Year. The future can be expected!"

"That dog does have a promising future. He will change the site next year and go to guard the new construction site."

Jiang Yun and the others, carrying a basket of tangerines and a basket of New Year's goods, got back into the police car and continued to squat on the side of the road.

Several people in the car chatted and ate sugar oranges.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang's live account on Douyin, because of Jiang Yun, the number of fans skyrocketed, and the number of people in the live broadcast room began to increase rapidly.

Jiang Yun's appeal is also frighteningly high on Douyin, and compared to Tiger Fish's live broadcast, Douyin's daily activity is higher.

"Fuck, Daoist Jiang is really here!"

"I thought it was a fake account, but I didn't expect it to be a real one. Why is there no official certification?"

"Old fan said, Da Jiang talked about this account, yesterday the number of fans was less than [-], which is pitiful."

"For Daoist's sake, grab it, grab it, pay attention, now the number of fans is [-]."

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"The newcomer said that he has [-] fans, and let me say that Daoist is really handsome!"

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"I have [-] fans. Let me also say that Jiang Daochang's movement of showing off the sugar orange is exactly the same as mine, very chic!"

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[Dajiang's iron black fan] sent a Lamborghini with a message: Thank you for your support. Before the Chinese New Year, Jiang Daochang will show his face in this live broadcast room.

After police officer Jiang Dajiang ate several tangerines, he looked at his yellowed fingers and was wiping them with a wet tissue. The apprentice who was in charge of filming next to him was shocked.

"Master, it's not good, our live broadcast room exploded!"

"Isn't it? Just eat a few oranges, and the live broadcast room is blocked?"

"No, it's our account, the number of fans has exceeded 20, and someone bought a Lamborghini!"

Police officer Jiang Dajiang was stunned for a moment, then looked back at Jiang Yun, and immediately took a deep breath.

He gritted his teeth and said, "Block the guy who brushes up the gifts!"

"This is the official account. I can't bring up any gift by swiping it anyway. Turn off the function of swiping gifts for me. It's annoying."

"Newcomers, just pay attention. This account has more than one million fans. Jiang Daochang and I will put on a little show for everyone!"

Dajiang talked about the water friends in the live broadcast room. Compared with Jiang Yun's live broadcast room, they were more lively, and they were all new fans.

"What kind of small show, do you not gather energy?"

"I want to see Balenciaga's black silk【狗头保护】!"

"I want to watch pole dancing, can I?"

"As an adult, I want all [the expression pack of the leopard head]"

"Fellow daoists, don't play it dead, the daoist is a ruthless person, everyone must have a bottom line when joking!"

Jiang Yun looked at police officer Jiang Dajiang in confusion, "Brother Dajiang, you are acting unreasonably."

If you put on a show to attract fans, you can harm yourself, but why are you harming the poor!

"Good brother, please have a meal, no, two meals, you just do this favor for my brother, just perform a sword splitting a stone pillar."

"When your master was renovating Tianyuan Taoist temple, he bought an extra stone pillar and gave it to me. You can just split it." General Jiang put his palms together and pleaded.

Jiang Yun was stunned for a moment, and said, "Poverty is not someone who bends his waist for five buckets of rice!"

"If it's other things, there is no room for discussion on this matter, but splitting the pillars is okay, just to practice swordsmanship!"

The old priest Zhang Zhishun was beside him, and said silently: "Boy, are you human?"

"Does the pillar of your Taoist temple have enmity with you?"

This line of ridicule was really just right, and the two water friends in the live broadcast room also began to beat Zhuzi violently.

"Zhuzi: Daoist, are you human?"

"Pindao didn't want to agree to him, but he took out a pillar!"

"Jiang Yun: Zhuzi and I are at odds with each other."

"What a miserable pillar, what kind of enmity does the Taoist priest have with him?"

In the police car, there was a cheerful atmosphere.

However, this atmosphere was quickly broken. Someone called the police, saying that there was a man squatting on the side of the road, asking for help from passing vehicles.

Not far from here.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang drove the car and rushed to the scene.

After the car stopped, everyone saw from a distance that there was a 27-year-old boy sitting on the side of the road with a sad face.

He just smoked one cigarette after another, throwing cigarette butts all over the floor under his feet.

When he saw the policeman approaching, with tears in his eyes, he immediately stood up and greeted him.

"Young man, what's wrong with you?" Police officer Jiang Dajiang was confused.

"Uncle policeman, you have to make the decision for me!"

"My daughter-in-law is in the service area at the back. She just quarreled with me and pinched my waist several times. I feel wronged!"

"I left her in the service area, drove, smoked, and wanted to relax, but when I got here, my mobile phone was disconnected."

"I'm going back to my mother's house with my daughter-in-law. I don't know the way. I can't find the service area now. Why don't you pay the phone bill for me?" .

I thought this guy was calling the police for domestic violence, but I didn't expect him to borrow money to pay the phone bill!

Law enforcement on the road every day, really can encounter any outrageous things!

After police officer Jiang Dajiang completed the registration, he paid the young man 50 yuan for the phone call.

After the young man connected his mobile phone to the Internet, he immediately returned the money.

A few people stood on the side of the road and chatted.

Jiang Yun asked curiously: "This layman, is your daughter-in-law particularly powerful?"

"A little bit!" The young man thought for a while and nodded vigorously.

"Does she usually hit you?"

"Daozhang, what a god, how do you know?"

"Uh, don't worry about how Pindao knows, has she ever beaten someone before?"

The young man felt aggrieved and said, "I don't know, I beat me anyway."

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Chapter 311

Jiang Yun's words can be described as precise complaints, and the complaints hit the point.

"This young man, his mouth is a bit broken!"

"It feels like Dajiang police officers can go to the Spring Festival Gala, at least they can go to a local station in Hubei."

"Top pull from the confrontation road, lad is a talent!"

"Hedong Lion Roar, fellow Taoists add the next sentence"

Police officer Jiang Dajiang said to the camera: "Smoking while driving is an act of hindering safe driving. Two points will be deducted and a fine of [-] will be deducted. It will not be allowed next time."

"Little couples fighting can enhance their relationship, and you don't need to be beaten unilaterally. Under appropriate circumstances, you can fight back twice."

The young man shrank his head, and said aggrievedly: "We are all educated people, why do we have to do something when we can solve it with our mouths?"

"I have had a bad stomach since I was a child, and my body is weak. My wife is a boxing coach. The more I fight back, the more excited she gets. It's better to be reasonable."

He took out his mobile phone, opened the photo album, and showed everyone a photo of himself and his wife.

Officer Jiang Dajiang nodded and agreed very much: "Indeed, it's better to be reasonable, after all, everyone is a cultural person."

On the young man's face, there was a look of grievance, Baba was about to cry.

The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun couldn't bear it, he took out a pen and paper, and wrote a prescription for great tonic.

"I can't guarantee the old farewell. Take the medicine on time. In three months, your health will be at least a lot better."

"Who is this old Taoist priest?" The young man held the prescription with a puzzled look on his face.

If you pay the fine now, how can you still send the prescription?

Police officer Jiang Dajiang grandly introduced the identity of the old Taoist Zhang.

Only then did he take the prescription and the ticket, and happily drove back to pick up his wife.

"Old Daoist, it's winter, and it's time for tonic soon. Can I take that prescription?" Police Officer Jiang Dajiang asked happily.

Old Daoist Zhang glanced at him and shook his head directly: "You, you can't do it!"

"Old Taoist, I will give you money, but I will not go whoring for nothing."

"No, the main reason is that this medicine is not suitable for you, it is mainly for blood circulation!"

When police officer Jiang Dajiang heard it, his eyes lit up: "It's good to activate the blood!"

"Not only promote blood circulation, but also remove blood stasis!"

Police officer Jiang Dajiang rubbed his knees, and his tone was extremely firm: "Promoting blood and removing blood stasis, this is very suitable!"

Many water friends in the live broadcast room lowered their heads and looked at their knees. They were wounded and scarred.

"Old Taoist, can you tell me about the prescription, I think I need it too!"

"I am the same [dog head save life]"

"I admit that in the past two days after returning home from vacation, I did work a little more frequently. This medicine is very suitable for me!"

"You can't take medicine indiscriminately, fellow daoist in the live broadcast room, what are you talking about?"

"Hey, I understand everything I understand. Children don't need to understand, they will naturally understand when the time comes."

"I have been kneeling on the bed for a long time, and my knees are hurt!"

Old Daoist Zhang shook his sleeves and returned to the car, and said, "You really can't take too much of that medicine. It contains five grains and jujube skins, and it mainly has the effect of tonifying the kidney and strengthening the yang."

"If you eat too much, you will vomit blood. The old man is not joking with you. That young man is very suitable for eating."

When police officer Jiang Dajiang heard this, he rubbed his knees, hurriedly chased into the police car, and directly added friends with Taoist Zhang.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were even more thirsty for that prescription.

"Old Taoist priest, I will help my friend to ask, so you can tell me the prescription."

"Hua Tuo is alive, but that's all. Ask for a prescription."

"Let me ask my boyfriend, if you eat two servings a day, it won't be life-threatening, right?"

"Whose girlfriend is this, who wants to disregard human life and vomit blood as a warning."

When Jiang Yun saw the water friends in the live broadcast room, they all wanted that prescription for promoting blood circulation, removing blood stasis, nourishing kidney and strengthening yang.

After hesitating for a while, he obtained the prescription from Mr. Zhang, and sent the prescription to his fan group.

"Every layman, the medicine is three-point poisonous, please follow the prescription and take it carefully."

"If you take it too much in the early stage, you will feel dry and hot, and you will have nosebleeds all the time, and in the later stage, you will vomit blood. Jiaqun received the prescription (960796569) and said nothing!"

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