Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

Police officer Jiang Dajiang and Jiang Yun are on the road, they can be said to have attracted countless fans,

Both of their programs have formed a fixed pattern.

After receiving the call to the police, I went to stop the person, issued a ticket, and after the persuasion, the fans took a photo with Jiang Yun and left happily.

Da Jiang talked about it, overnight, he picked up a new nickname and became a fan of variety shows.

Jiang Yun and Mr. Zhang were on the road. After doing public welfare for a day, he returned to the Taoist temple and found that Hou Er took good care of Master and others.

Daoist Chisong also found that Hou Er had good bones, and he even taught Hou Er a set of Qinglian swordsmanship.

This sword technique is highly ornamental, which means that it is almost lethal.

Monkey Two, the golden snub-nosed monkey, after a day of practice, vaguely looks like a master of swordsmanship.

The next day.

The leader of Wudang Police Station made a decision to seize the opportunity and rationally use the two top leaders to carry out anti-fraud publicity and traffic safety awareness publicity.

After Jiang Yun and Zhang Zhishun had breakfast in the bureau, they each sat in police cars and went on the road to publicize.

Jiang Yun and police officer Jiang Dajiang were together. As soon as they drove out of the police station, they discovered a dangerous driving behavior.

There is a door panel in front of an electric car, and it is driving towards the next village. Behind the car, there is a dog struggling to catch up.

Electric vehicles cannot carry objects, let alone a two-meter-long door panel. This is a proper dangerous driving!

Police officer Jiang Dajiang immediately reported to the bureau, and then drove after him.

"There is an electric car in front of us, he is pulling a door, and there is a dog behind him!"

Jiang Yun was sitting in the co-pilot. He looked at the dog, then at himself, with question marks all over his head.

Is brother Dajiang reporting the case, or is he making a pun and scolding himself?

"Brother Dajiang, it's okay for you to scold yourself, but don't get involved with the poor!"

"Cough, there is a dog behind the electric car!" Officer Jiang Dajiang coughed dryly, and he immediately revised the report information.

The operator at the Wudang Police Station is also a talent.

"A dog, besides Jiang Daochang, is the electric car in front cursing?"

"I'm reporting the situation, not comparing it to you. There is a dog behind the electric car. We are chasing it now. Look at the live law enforcement scene!" Police Officer Jiang Dajiang explained.

His serious tone made the two water friends in the live broadcast room amused.

"Officer Dajiang is in the car, except Daochang Jiang, so there is a dog [funny]"

"I love it, I love it, Officer Dajiang, it's really the source of my happiness!"

"The live broadcast picture is very strong, and my stomach hurts from laughing."

"I wanted to look back and smile, but unexpectedly I burst into a snot bubble and covered my face."

"The top domestic variety shows on the road are really slamming various variety shows."

"I can watch this kind of live broadcast all day long. I have been in class for a year. Watching this during Chinese New Year is really stress-free."

Police officer Jiang Dajiang kicked the accelerator, and after overtaking, he stopped the small tram.

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Chapter 312

The uncle who drives the trolley is a local named Jiang Jun. He is over 50 this year.

Although he is not from Jiangjia Village, his village is not far from Jiangjia Village.

In terms of seniority, Jiang Jun is still the uncle of police officers Jiang Yun and Jiang Dajiang.

"Dajiang, come here, don't run around." Jiang Jun shouted after parking the car.

Officer Jiang Dajiang was taken aback, and he tentatively asked, "Uncle, are you calling me?"

The dog who had been following the trolley ran over in small steps.

Jiang Jun stroked the dog and said, "I was calling the dog, but I didn't call you. This is DJI!"

Police officer Jiang Dajiang lost confidence. He looked at the dog and asked, "Uncle, it also has this name? Are you trying to annoy me?"

"My dog's name is DJI, the DJI of the DJI drone, what name do you want to compete with the dog?"

The atmosphere at the scene became awkward at that time.

The water friends who were watching the live broadcast suspected that this was a script.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang touched his earlobe, pointed to the door panel, and asked, "Uncle, which family did your door panel belong to?"

"You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately, that's stolen!" Jiang Jun became impatient on the spot.

"I didn't say you stole it, I meant it."

"Aren't you talking about stealing?"

Officer Jiang Dajiang looked at the door panel and said, "Uncle, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I pay attention to my words."

"I know you are in trouble now, you don't have money to find a car, go pull this door panel!"

"That one has no money, why do you look at people in the crack of the door all day long, and look down on them?" Jiang Jun said quite disdainfully.

"I didn't, who was looking at you through the crack of the door, we saw you behind the door!"

"Uncle, I really didn't mean that. It's dangerous for you to pull the door panel in a small tram!" Officer Jiang Dajiang quickly waved his hand to explain.

Jiang Jun just looked at him and explained, then reached into his pocket, and took out a thick wad of hundred-yuan bills.

"Explain, you continue to explain, then let's compare to see who has more money!"

"I'm frightened all day, let you see your uncle's strength, rich!"

That stack, to say the least, has more than 1.

Jiang Yun looked sideways. If the live broadcast hadn't exploded and asked him to get [-] cash, he wouldn't have been able to get it out.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang looked at the cash and said directly: "Uncle, you are really rich, why don't you pay a fine?"

"What, a fine, who has money!"

"You took it out just now, the thick stack is all red, I saw it all."

"Don't talk nonsense, boy, it's all my hard-earned black heart... bah... hard money!" Uncle Jiang Jun changed his words quickly.

With Jiang Yun at the side, he couldn't speak at all.

He took out a handful of melon seeds from his pocket, and just kowtowed the melon seeds quietly, listening to the conversation between the two.

Although there is no script, the effect of the live broadcast is no worse than professional cross talk.

In the end, the fine was not paid, and police officer Jiang Dajiang was still driving the car to help the uncle pull the door panel back home.

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help sighing that the police and civilians are a family. This is really the ceiling of live reality shows!

If you don't see the end, even ghosts don't know what the end will be.

The two drove back to the road and began to patrol normally, catching some unlucky ones who violated the traffic rules, and carried out publicity for obeying the traffic rules.

After returning to the bureau at noon and having a meal, I was preparing to go on the circuit and continue to patrol.

As a result, an electric tricycle was caught at the gate of the police station.

The electric tricycle was full of empty beer baskets, and there was a person sitting on those baskets.

The road in the mountains is not good, and people sitting on it are wobbly, which looks quite dangerous!

Police officer Jiang Dajiang hadn't sounded the siren and drove after him. The electric tricycle stopped at the waste collection station nearby.

He drove directly to the gate of the toll booth, got out of the car and asked.

"Hello, young man, please get out of the car, you two look at each other, what's going on?"

"We're here to sell scraps, nothing to do!"

"You haven't done anything yet. Can your car carry people? And it sits so high. Do you have a driver's license?"

"Who dares to drive without a driver's license, there must be one!" The boss who drove the car immediately took out his driver's license from his pocket.

After police officer Jiang Dajiang read the driver's license, he looked at the young man who was still sitting on the beer basket and asked, "Why are you still sitting on it?"

This young man is an honest man.

"Officer, there is no place to sit below, I can only sit on the top."

"Is it comfortable to sit on?"

"is acceptable."

"It's okay if you don't come down when I'm here. When your boss is driving, I see you swaying from side to side, aren't you afraid of falling off?" Police Officer Zhang Dajiang asked worriedly.

The young man immediately shook his head, patted his chest, and said, "Don't be afraid!"

"I am a fan of Daoist Jiang Yun of Tianyuan Daoist Temple. I have been practicing martial arts for several months. I have kung fu in me. Have you heard of the unity of waist and horse?"

When Jiang Yun heard that he was his fan, he was stunned.

What is the unity of waist and horse, pure nonsense, did you teach this trick when you were live broadcasting?

The boss put his hands in his pockets, looked at the young man with admiration, and introduced: "The waist and the horse are one, my employee is from Henan, and he has practiced martial arts in Shaolin Temple since he was a child!"

The young man was not polite either, he stood up directly and said, "I understand a little bit, I understand a little bit."

"It's so high, I turned over with a kite or Thomas twirled, and I went straight down. Which move do you want to see?"

Jiang Yun saw that he was wearing cloth shoes, and his tone was extremely confident, so he also took a few steps back silently.

When police officer Jiang Dajiang saw that someone was about to jump down, he hurriedly said, "Young man, be careful!"

"Don't worry, it's just over one meter high, I'll jump off as soon as I raise my legs... Hiss!"

The young kite flipped over, soared into the air, and then sat down on the ground directly. The landing posture was quite stable.

The three people at the scene couldn't help laughing.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang hurried over, helped him up, and asked, "Are you all right? Are you injured?"

The young man patted his buttocks, and said quite calmly: "No, no, what a joke, I just grabbed the railing, I didn't get hurt, don't worry."

"Let's talk about Shaolin disciples, train your breath internally, train your muscles and skin externally, and if you fall, it won't hurt."

The water friends in the live broadcast room all laughed.

"People who practice martial arts will inevitably have bumps and bumps, everyone, don't laugh."

"Ma XX: The young man is an expert and has a future."

"We are all professionally trained, and we generally don't laugh unless we can't help it, hahaha!"

"The combination of waist and horse is really powerful!"

"My Shaolin Temple said that wind reviews were killed."

[Sixteen Characters of Yin Yang]: "This young man is definitely a hidden master. Although he fell down, the cigarette stuck to his ear has not moved at all."

As soon as Yin Yang opened his mouth, the water friends in Jiang Yun's live broadcast room felt a little bit in their hearts.

They took a closer look and found that it was indeed the case. Is he really a peerless master who is unique in a million?

Officer Jiang Dajiang pointed at Jiang Yun and said, "Young man, have you really practiced?"

"Officer, how could I lie to you, I have practiced!"

"Then you and this Taoist priest, let's have a little discussion, let us open our eyes?"

"Who is this Taoist priest? Why do I look familiar?" The young man looked at Jiang Yun and said seriously: "Daoist priest, be careful, my fists are very hard, and it hurts to beat people!"

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Chapter 313 Lightning Five Whips

My fans don't know me, is that okay?

This young man is not an ordinary person, at least he made a strange move, which even Jiang Yun had never seen before.

"Daoist, I created my own boxing technique, lightning five whips, it is difficult for ordinary people to get close, so be careful!"