Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

The water friends in the live broadcast room are about to be laughed crazy by the second donkey.

"After returning to the game, what will happen when you meet Gouzi?"

"Erlu: Wait a minute, I'll look through my memory and think who you belong to, if you don't remember, you're done!"

"Gouzi: This priest looks familiar, let me think about who it is."

"Master Dao, it searches for you in its memory. If it can't find you, it plans to call someone."

"Erlu: What about your health code, don't smile, I'm a police dog, be serious!"

"I went back to the village a few days ago, and I was chased all over the village by a few dogs born in the second half of the year [cover my face]"

After Erlu got to know Jiang Yun, he led the way and happily took Jiang Yun to the cafeteria.

Meals in the police station are in the form of a buffet, and you cook for yourself.

The food quality is absolutely fine.

Jiang Yun made himself a multigrain rice, stir-fried shredded pork with green peppers, three shredded cold salad, braised pork ribs and scrambled eggs with tomatoes.

Mr. Zhang sighed as he ate, the food now is really good, much better than when he was young!

After they finished their meal, they rested for half an hour. Jiang Yun took police officer Jiang Dajiang to play with Erlu.

"Brother Dajiang, we eat so well, what do Erdonks eat?"

"Xiao Jiang, look at the slogan over there!" Officer Jiang Dajiang shook his finger.

It is strictly forbidden to deduct food expenses for police dogs!

"The standard of food for police dogs is much better than ours. They eat pumpkin stewed beef, two eggs, high-quality dog ​​food and specially formulated nutritional supplements."

"Our monthly food expenses are less than 1000 yuan, while their monthly food expenses are only 6000 yuan!" Police Officer Jiang Dajiang said.

Jiang Yun's eyes widened, he felt a little dazed.

The water friends in the live broadcast room also took a deep breath.

"People are not as good as dogs, people are not as good as dogs!"

"The dog has a food subsidy, and has a special apartment with heating and air conditioning [cover face]"

"Gouzi basically converts their wages into food expenses. Their training is very intensive, which is normal."

"I just want to ask, is there any shortage of dogs in the bureau, do you want the talking ones?"

"Adopt a retired police dog, and then eat its food, am I considered eating a dog?"

After Jiang Yun saw Erlu's meal, he sighed and was stunned for a long time.

Seeing Jiang Yun staring at his rice, the second donkey was a little confused, and kept half of the bowl on purpose, and yelled at Jiang Yun twice.

"Wang Wang Wang..."

Jiang Yun covered his face and said, "Er Donkey, you can eat it. I just want to sigh, you are considered a high-quality dog."

While the second donkey was eating, police officer Jiang Dajiang suddenly received a report.

On the road in Wudang Mountain, a pickup was driving. The back of the pickup was covered with a cloth. Something was moving inside the cloth. It was suspected of child trafficking.

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Chapter 309 Talking about Ojiang (seeking a monthly ticket)

What the hell, in broad daylight, the sky is bright, the whole road is covered with cameras, how could it be child abduction?

It's unlikely, but if you call the police, you'll have to deal with it.

"Jiang Daochang, stop licking the donkey, you have strong hands, if you bald it, it will be considered assaulting the police!" Officer Jiang Dajiang reminded.

Jiang Yun put down the combing brush in his hand, kneaded the hair on his house into a ball, and put it on the ground.

"Wang!"

The second donkey supported the dog's head. It blinked, stared at the brush, and stuck out its tongue in a friendly manner.

Jiang Yun put down the combing brush, rubbed the dog's head vigorously, and said very reluctantly: "Er Donkey, that man won't let me comb it for you. I have something else to do. I'll see you at noon."

"Your hair loss is a bit severe, this is a disease, it needs to be cured!"

The second donkey glanced at police officer Jiang Dajiang with resentful eyes. It nodded sensiblely, then raised its right paw and waved.

The drone flew into the sky and took a bird's-eye view of the ground.

Beside Jiang Yun, there were more than 20 fur balls piled up, all of which he brushed off with a brush just after chatting with the second donkey.

The water friends in the live broadcast room can't hold back anymore.

They just saw that Jiang Yun was stroking the second donkey, but they didn't expect to pluck so much. This is to bald the dog!

"The Taoist priest must not be dealt with, he is really ruthless!"

"It's still a few days before the Chinese New Year. If the anchor stays with Er Donkey for a few more days, he will really be able to bald the dog!"

"The dog sheds a lot. In fact, it's not a lot. My dog ​​is a pig, and it can brush so much every time."

"Why do I feel that the way Gouzi looks at Police Officer Dajiang is a bit weird?"

"Er Donkey: I advise you to mind your own business. We meet again after a long absence. What's wrong with my friend?"

Police officer Jiang Dajiang drove a police car, and he took his apprentices, Jiang Yun and Mr. Zhang Zhishun, to intercept the suspect vehicle.

Wudang Police Station followed the trend of the times. In order to publicize traffic rules and anti-fraud, they launched a live broadcast on Douyin.

The name is Dajiang Tantan, and I took a homophonic stalk, let's talk about it.

The title of the live broadcast room talks about traffic rules first, and anti-fraud at the bottom. In this live broadcast room, swiping gifts is prohibited.

When police officer Jiang Dajiang was driving, Jiang Yun remembered something, and reminded him friendly: "Brother Dajiang, the second donkey may have some opinions on you."

"What do you mean? We have a good relationship in the team!"

"We were just reminiscing about the old days. You don't want me to pluck it. Anyway, it's better for you to walk around it during this time."

"Impossible, we are comrades-in-arms, how could Comrade Erlu talk to his own comrade!" Officer Jiang Dajiang said firmly.

After he finished speaking, he blinked, looked at his apprentice, and said, "Xiao Jiang, your sister-in-law called me home for dinner today."

"I won't go back to the bureau for dinner at noon and afternoon, you take the two priests to the cafeteria for dinner!"

The people in the car were silent. This kind of duplicity and indecency made all the water friends in the live broadcast room laugh.

"No, no, he is a professionally trained police dog!"

"Officer Dajiang, he is treating a dog's belly with the heart of a villain."

"That's right, the second donkey won't talk to his comrades no matter what, unless he can't help it."

"Officer Jiang Dajiang and Uncle Mo definitely know each other, they both have a talent for variety shows!"

"Low EQ: I'm afraid the dog will bite me.

High EQ: Your sister-in-law called me home for dinner. "

The police car squatted on the side of the road, turning on the wait-and-see mode.

In less than 5 minutes, the pickup truck suspected of abducting and trafficking children rushed over.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang immediately sounded his siren and drove after him.

"The vehicle in front, stop, turn off the engine, pull over, please accept inspection!"

"The vehicle in front, stop, turn off the engine, pull over, please accept inspection!"

The speed of the drone was so fast that it caught up with the pickup truck directly, and began to take pictures from a high altitude.

The back of the car is covered with a piece of canvas, and there are indeed living creatures inside, which are constantly moving. Judging from the size of the outline, it really looks like a tied child.

After the pickup truck heard the siren from behind, it panicked, and immediately slowed down and pulled over.

Inside the canvas, the range of motion is greater.

After both cars stopped, the owner of the pickup truck got out of the car. He was a middle-aged man with a loyal appearance and vicissitudes written on his face.

He behaved a little cautiously, seeing Jiang Dajiang and others walking towards him, he quickly put his hand into his pocket.

"Don't move, take out your hands!" Officer Jiang Dajiang shouted vigilantly. .

The middle-aged man was stunned for a moment, but he cooperated very much and took his hand out of his pocket.

After the body search, there was no weapon on him, only a bag of soft Chinese in his pocket.

The atmosphere on both sides immediately eased down.

"Uncle policeman, what's the matter?"

"Come on, everyone, smoke a cigarette, I haven't done anything wrong!" The middle-aged man took out the pack of cigarettes and started to smoke.

When the water friends in the live broadcast room saw this, they immediately thought of Yingjiang's house next door.

"It's a normal thing, why does the next door always make it so complicated?"

"Because there is freedom and democracy there, even the air is full of sweetness, hehehe."

"Hey son over there, it's really funny that he still wants to cry for innocence even though he doesn't cooperate."

"Ying Jiang said: Fake, all fake, this must be a staged photo!"

Police officer Jiang Dajiang quickly waved his hands, and said helplessly: "Uncle, we are performing official duties and don't smoke, and the two Taoist priests don't smoke either. Put your cigarettes away."

"You are older than me, why do you call me Uncle Policeman?"

The middle-aged man blushed, and said with some embarrassment: "The teacher taught it when I was in school, and I dare not forget it."

"By the way, Uncle Policeman, I will go home during the Chinese New Year. The nucleic acid test certificate, health code and itinerary code are all complete. Why are you stopping me?"

Everyone turned their attention to the canvas covering the back of the pickup.

The middle-aged man froze for a moment, he walked over and uncovered the canvas.

Phew, a very cute Samoyed dog head came out!

It looked around in confusion, then stuck out its tongue at everyone, with a smile on the corner of its mouth.

The middle-aged man rubbed the dog's head, he fed the dog a sausage, and then explained.

He is a small contractor. At the end of the year, he finished the project and calculated the wages for the workers, so he took the dog home.

Because I was afraid that Gouzi would be cold on the road, I covered it in a canvas. I didn't expect such a misunderstanding.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang said embarrassedly: "Master, the dog is moving inside the canvas, and the vehicle behind you thought it was child abduction, so it called the police."

"Misunderstanding, this is purely a misunderstanding, it's okay, it's all right, pay attention to safety on the way back."

After checking the documents and various certificates, you can rest assured that there is no problem.

Just in case, the middle-aged man exposed the dog's head.

He sat in the car, waved to everyone, and prepared to get out of the car.

He had just started, and after walking less than ten meters, he backed up and ran back.

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Chapter 310 The Resentment of the Pillar

After he reversed the car and came back, he got out of the car and looked at Jiang Yun for a long time.

"Jiang, Daoist Jiang?"

"Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, layman, do you still have any difficulties when you know the poor?"

"There is no problem. My mother-in-law is your fan. Can we take a photo together?" the middle-aged man asked tentatively.

Jiang Yun nodded. He posed many photo poses, took four or five photos, and signed each photo with his own seal.

The middle-aged man happily took out a basket of tangerines and a basket of New Year's goods from the car, stuffed them into Jiang Yun, and drove away.

"Wan Wang Wang!"

Before leaving, the dog behind the car barked at everyone and showed a smiling face.

The water friends in the live broadcast room are so envious.