Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

The water friends in the live broadcast room sighed in their hearts.

"Old Zhang has a vicious vision, we anchors have to practice!"

"Master Chisong: Slander, this must be slander, what kind of person is Pindao?"

"No way, Taoist Chisong looks upright, he really doesn't look like that kind of person!"

After the two returned to the Taoist temple, Taoist Chisong, Moyuan, and Jiangcun were still drinking, and all three of them were a little drunk.

It took three people two days to drink up half of the wine cellar.

Jiang Yun stepped forward to persuade: "Master, why don't you drink less, it's getting dark today, it's not good to drink too much!"

"Student, when did you see that your teacher was drunk? Besides, this little wine is nothing."

"Your uncle brews good wine. If you miss it, you won't have it. Don't worry about it. The three of us will definitely not get drunk today." Chisong Daochang said boldly.

He looked at Daoist Zhang Zhishun, holding the wine bowl, and said in a daze, "Oh, you are so handsome, fellow Daoist, what's your name?"

Jiang Yun: "emmmm"

"My dear disciple, you recommended me to my master, where did you make such a handsome Taoist friend?"

Just as Jiang Yun was about to explain, Taoist Zhang Zhishun stopped him.

Zhang Laodao is old and has a good temper, and he doesn't get angry when encountering such things.

He shook his head and said, "Boy, don't worry, your master is drunk."

"The three of them presided over the fasting ceremony today to save thousands of innocent souls in the old forest. The loss of energy and spirit is too great. It is normal to drink some wine."

"Yellow Jingjiu can replenish energy and energy for practitioners, so let the three of them drink it. It's made by your Taoist temple anyway, and it doesn't cost money."

Daoist Chisong, Moyuan, and Jiangcun raised their wine bowls, nodded in agreement and said, "This handsome fellow Daoist makes sense!"

Jiang Yun: "emmmm"

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't hold back their laughter.

"Good guy, the tastes of the two Taoist chiefs and the village chief are really extraordinary."

"You are so handsome fellow Taoist, what's your name [Goutou Baosheng]"

"Mr. Zhang has lived to such an advanced age, and it is probably the first time he has been teased by someone. I am dying of laughter!"

"A person who cultivates immortals, after being drunk, he still has this kind of virtue."

"Master Chisong, he is definitely the joker of the Taoist temple. His image of a master is shattered into scum in my heart."

Jiang Yundao: "Old Zhang, look at the three of them, they are all drunk like this."

"Excessive drinking is not good, don't let them drink."

Master Zhang stroked his beard, and said confidently: "Old Taoist, I am a fairy, why can't I be worthy of the word delicate?"

"Excessive drinking of ordinary people is indeed harmful to the liver and kidneys, which is very bad, but look at the three of them, is this an ordinary person?"

Jiang Yun was silent, his seniority was small, and he had no right to speak, so Mr. Zhang could do whatever he said.

The old man is not angry, what is he worrying about here?

"Mr. Zhang, why don't you accompany my master and the others and drink some wine?"

"Hmph, I'm so drunk after drinking a little wine. What do I have to drink with these sixty or seventy-year-old kids? How childish!" Zhang Zhishun said coldly.

As soon as the old man flicked his Taoist sleeves, he wanted to go back to his side room in the front yard to rest.

New Year is coming soon.

Mr. Zhang's Xinglin Medical Center had a large group of people visiting and condolences. He felt annoying, so he came to Wudang Mountain to pick up pumpkins just by the way.

When Jiang Yun was helping to clean up the room, there was a knock on the door in front of the Taoist temple.

He took Xiao Bai and ran over to open the door. As soon as he opened the door, he saw a big red pennant with four gold-plated characters written on it.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang greeted with a smile, and said, "Jiang Daochang, I'm here to give you a pennant, good evening!"

Jiang Yun took over the pennant, feeling something was wrong.

Come to send the silk banner this evening, I'm afraid I'm asking for something, after all, Brother Da Jiang has always been in the Three Treasures Hall for nothing.

Others didn't enter the Taoist temple to say hello, so they said their intentions.

"Jiang Daochang, my good brother, you have to save my brother this time!" Police officer Jiang Dajiang held Jiang Yun's hand, his eyes turned red on the spot.

When he did this, Jiang Yun panicked so much, what's going on?

"Brother Dajiang, did something happen in the mountains again?"

"No, everything is fine."

"Brother Dajiang, do you want Huangjing wine? Could it be that sister-in-law kicked you out?"

"Hey, no, but Huang Jingjiu is still needed."

"Then if you have something to say, just tell me, don't scare me, what happened?" Jiang Yun was speechless.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang cleared his throat and stated the purpose of his trip.

Right now, the Chinese New Year is coming soon.

Every year during the Chinese New Year, people all over the country celebrate the New Year with joy. In order to ensure the smooth progress of the New Year, the police station has been assigned many tasks.

In addition to promoting anti-fraud, there is also the awareness of traffic safety for returning home during the Chinese New Year.

I also promoted it in previous years, but the effect was not very good. I heard that in some places, local big anchors or big Internet celebrities were invited to promote it, and the effect was very good.

"Jiang Daochang, my good brother, you are our famous anchor in Wudang Mountain, how about it, give me a hand."

"There are only a few days left before the Chinese New Year. Why don't you go to the police force and help me promote the publicity in these few days? This is considered a righteous act." Police officer Jiang Dajiang asked with a smile.

Jiang Yun hesitated for a moment. If it was something else, he would be too lazy to care about it, but this is really hard to refuse!

After all, in his hand, he held the pennant of being brave.

Old Daoist Zhang heard the movement at the door, and the old man came out of the room and glanced at the door.

After police officer Jiang Dajiang saw the old Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun, he began to behave miserably, repeating what he had just said in full.

"Old Zhang, you are a well-known senior on the Internet, and there are only a few days left before the Chinese New Year."

"Could you go to the police force these few days and help us publicize anti-fraud and traffic safety awareness? This is also a brave act!" Police officer Jiang Dajiang said enthusiastically, holding Mr. Zhang's hand.

Mr. Zhang looked at Jiang Yun, and Jiang Yun asked, "Mr. Zhang, why don't we go together?"

"Hey, you people, the old man hid in Wudang Mountain, why were you arrested as a young man?"

"That's fine, it's okay to publicize it, but it's okay to avoid meeting with the leaders. Let's just do some practical things honestly."

Police officer Jiang Dajiang left with a smile. Before he left, he specifically told him not to eat tomorrow morning, and the police station will take care of the meal.

Although there is no salary, there will be a police car to pick up and drop off the meal, and there will be a small gift during the Chinese New Year.

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Chapter 308 Humans are not as good as dogs

"Ladies and gentlemen, Pindao still has something to do tomorrow, so we'll be live broadcasting here today. See you tomorrow morning." Jiang Yun hurriedly downloaded the broadcast.

Now, it's only nine o'clock in the evening, and there is still an hour before the ten o'clock broadcast.

The water friends in the live broadcast room exploded on the spot.

"Master Dao, you are becoming more and more perfunctory in the live broadcast now!

"Why is it suddenly down, anchor, I haven't fallen asleep yet, I can't fall asleep without your voice!"

"[Anger], the broadcast is so early, super management doesn't care about it?"

"Fellow daoists, let's see you tomorrow morning. I don't know how the food in the police station is."

Taoist backyard.

Daoist Chisong, Moyuan, and Jiangcun were still drinking, and Hou Er surrounded them, pouring wine diligently.

After Jiang Yun washed up, seeing this scene, he resolutely gave the apprentice the task of taking care of the master and others.

He stroked Hou Er's head, and said earnestly: "My dear disciple, I have a task for the past few days as a teacher. I will leave it to you to take care of your teacher."

"Cook the three of them a meal in the morning, drag the three of them back to the room when they're drunk, and throw them on the bed."

Monkey Two looked at Jiang Yun with a confused expression, his eyes were full of disbelief.

Jiang Yun patted his apprentice on the head and said, "My dear apprentice, why would you cheat on me as a master? You took good care of your master, how could he treat you badly?"

"When the time comes, pills, cheat books and female monkeys, won't they have everything?"

"Hoohoho~~~"

Monkey Two patted his chest and nodded vigorously.

When it was busy taking care of the half-drunk Taoist Chisong and others, Jiang Yun hugged Xiaobai and went back to the room to sleep.

After Zhang Zhishun saw the whole process, the old man sighed, didn't speak, shook his head helplessly, and went back to his room.

After exercising, I slept really soundly.

In the morning, after Jiang Yun woke up, Xiao Bai was still sleeping on the bed.

After he got up and washed his face, he walked around the Taoist temple. There was only one-fifth of the wine in the wine cellar left.

Daoist Chisong, Moyuan and Jiangcun were sleeping together under the quilt, drunk and unconscious.

Monkey Two was also lying on a small bed, sleeping so hard that it was just fainted from exhaustion.

seven in the morning.

After Xiaobai got up, Jiang Yun took her and Mr. Zhang to the Wudang Police Station in the police car of Police Officer Jiang Dajiang.

At the gate of the police station, he released the drone and started the live broadcast.

"Every layman, good morning, everyone. Pindao is now at the Wudang police station."

"I heard that the food here is good. Let's go in and see if it's true or not." Jiang Yun said with a smile.

The drone lens was aimed at the signboard of the Wudang Police Station, but because of the obstruction of the branches, only the three characters of Wudang faction could be seen.

I don't know if this drone is doing things on purpose.

Many people in the live broadcast room suddenly remembered a certain meme.

"Good guy, Wudang faction!"

"Will no one come here to kick the gym without looking at the photos?"

"Ma said that I just made a movie, please don't implicate me."

After police officer Jiang Dajiang parked the car, he said with a smile: "Zhang Daochang, Zhang Daochang, it's time for dinner, shall we three go in?"

"Wang!"

Just as Jiang Yun was about to go in, a German Shepherd police dog rushed out of it.

The police dog blocked the road, staring at him, tilting his head, seemingly thinking about something.

Jiang Yun also squinted his eyes. He felt that this German shepherd police dog looked familiar, but he just couldn't remember it.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang introduced: "Jiang Daochang, Erlu, you will not forget!"

"Er Donkey, this is Daoist Jiang, Jiang Yun from Tianyuan Taoist Temple. You two had a lot of fun when you were young."

After he finished the introduction, the second donkey finally remembered, wagging his tail immediately, and rushed over.

Jiang Yun stroked the dog, and also remembered what happened when he was a child.

In the past, there was a big incident. Chief Chisong was helping in the police station. He stayed for a long time. When he went out to work, he left Jiang Yun in the police station.

During that time, Jiang Yun had a great time playing with Erlu, the little police dog, but he never met again when he went out to school.

"It's taller, stronger, and the coat color is not bad, very good!" Jiang Yun rubbed the donkey's head and sighed.

"Wow, woof, woof, woof..."

"What, you said that if you didn't recognize me just now, you planned to bite someone?"

Jiang Yun looked at the second donkey with black lines all over his face.