Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"Drink, what a fart, fellow daoist, if you buy that wine, you might as well buy fake wine, at least they only lie to you and don't scold you."

"Woooooo, I didn't go online a few days ago. I took that wine to my old man's house, but I was beaten out."

Daoist Mo Yuan looked at the fragments of the wine bottle, calculated with his fingers, and shook his head helplessly.

His voice was low, and he said with some pity: "Yes, I really should. I wanted to use public opinion to cover up my own problems, but I was backlashed and my reputation was damaged."

"It's true that a man can't get rich without windfall, and it's true that a horse can't get fat without night grass, but the luck that comes by itself can't stand it, and it will eventually eat back at itself. That little girl can't bear this cause and effect."

Daoist Chisong and Jiang Yun looked at each other, and both master and apprentice nodded and smiled with the corners of their mouths up.

Daoist Mo Yuan is an expert in deducing luck, and what he said has always been inseparable.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were in a fog, and there were more than 30 people. Most of them felt that they understood, but they didn't understand anything.

Only a small number of people understood and laughed.

The three of them, a monkey and a dog, actually drank a barrel of yellow rice wine in two hours.

Daoist Mo Yuan's punching skills were not good, he lost too much, so he got anxious, so he poured a glass of boiled water, saying that he wanted to drink black tea to relieve his tiredness.

Seeing this, Jiang Yun went into the room to bring black tea. He stopped Taoist Mo Yuan who wanted to drink water, and said, "Uncle Mo Yuan, the black tea hasn't been brewed yet, so don't worry!"

"Why do you need black tea to make tea? Here comes the pot. Today, the old man invites everyone to drink good black tea to hangover!"

Daoist Mo Yuan was half drunk and half awake, and snatched the transparent glass teapot from Jiang Yun's hand.

He pinched a formula, and recited in his mouth: "One nature is manifested at the first glance, and the two rituals are mixed for the first time, and the tea is out!"

Then, point to the boiled water in the teapot with your hand.

After a long time, the pot of boiled water was still boiled water, and the atmosphere at the scene was a bit awkward.

Jiang Yun eased the atmosphere and said, "Uncle Mo Yuan, you are drunk, let me make black tea."

More than 30 water friends began to swipe their screens and overturned their cars.

"Did the old Taoist overturn the car?"

"Why do I feel a little embarrassed, where is the black tea?"

"Believe in science, how can plain boiled water turn into black tea out of thin air, the old Taoist priest is not a fairy."

Daoist Mo Yuan snatched the transparent teapot from Jiang Yun's hand, and said drunkenly: "Boy, don't touch it, let the black tea brew slowly for a while!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the tea in the teapot turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

The color continued to deepen, and a scent of tea wafted from the lake.

A row of question marks appeared above Jiang Yun's head, and he looked at Daoist Mo Yuan in confusion.

Daoist Mo Yuan flicked his sleeves, poured a bowl of black tea for several people, stretched out his hand and said, "Everyone, try it, is the tea brewed by the old Taoist good tea, can you relieve the intoxication?"

The old village head was so courageous that he took a sip, tasted it in his mouth for a long time, and swallowed it.

He clapped his hands and praised: "Good tea, good tea, Chisong, you should try it too, his tea making skills are much better than when he was young."

After Chisong Taoist finished tasting, he also nodded in praise.

Jiang Yun didn't believe in evil, so he poured himself a cup and took a sip. His mouth was indeed filled with the fragrance of tea.

The water friends in the live broadcast room began to talk about believing in science and explained themselves.

"It's not that the boiled water turns red, so what's the problem? Get some iodophor, put some vc and you're done."

"Dear friends, everyone knows how to read and understand, and it is really not difficult to believe in science."

"There is only one magical power in the world, and that is the crushing of IQ by IQ."

"The water in the cup and the water in the pot are two different solutions, so it turns red, do you understand?"

"The signal in the mountains is poor, and the spell is delayed [dog head saves life]"

"It's just a simple chemical reaction, anyone who has been to high school can understand it."

"Several Taoist priests have teamed up to deceive us, I don't believe that the water in the teapot will have the fragrance of tea!"

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room, with a dumbfounding expression on his face.

Well, today's matter, I don't need to explain myself.

However, the water in the cup does have its own tea aroma, and the tea aroma does not dissipate after a long time, and after swallowing, it also brings back sweetness.

After finishing his tea, Priest Chisong looked at Priest Mo Yuan, squinted his eyes, and thought of competing in his heart.

He asked the crowd: "Everyone, have you heard of the Wind Curse?"

"It's a bit hot after drinking, I'll come to catch some wind and blow it for everyone to cool off."

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Chapter 297 The spell is too big (seeking a monthly ticket)

"The Yin and Yang of the heaven and the earth are in pairs, and the five elements are generous."

"The sun, the moon, the stars, and the stars are impermanent, and the nine palaces are united in one great wilderness!" After finishing the recitation, Taoist Chisong pointed with his finger.

In the direction of his finger, there appeared a tornado sweeping through countless leaves.

The tornado is not big, but the wind is strong, but when the wind hits everyone, it has become a breeze.

The leaves fluctuate up and down in the wind, but there is also a bit of artistic conception.

Jiang Yun looked at Master in shock and asked, "Master, what you did is not scientific, is it?"

"Boy, it's very scientific. If you close your eyes and recite the spell, and feel it with your heart, you can also summon the Wind Curse!"

Jiang Yun listened to Master's words, his face was confused, it was outrageous, Master, are you cultivating or cultivating immortality?

He closed his eyes, and tried to read: "The heaven and the earth are yin and yang, and the five elements are generous."

"The sun, the moon, and the stars are impermanent, and the nine palaces are united into one prehistoric world!"

Then, he pointed to the back mountain of the Taoist temple with his hand.

On the back mountain, a tornado mixed with countless bamboo leaves slowly formed under the inconceivable eyes of everyone.

Two tornadoes, one in front of the other, blew the drone in mid-air, staggering.

Daoist Mo Yuan was also interested, and said loudly: "The heaven and the earth are yin and yang, and the five elements and energy are generous. "

"The sun, the moon, and the stars are impermanent, and the nine palaces are united into one prehistoric world!"

He pointed to the left with his hand, and another tornado appeared.

The three tornadoes are finished in glyph shape, each blowing in its own way, and the size is getting bigger and stronger, and the wind is getting stronger and stronger.

One of the three priests at the scene showed his hand, which really shocked the water friends in the live broadcast room.

Is this scientific or not?

Talk about science, it's not science!

It's unscientific to say that all three of them have used it!

"There's always someone using magic on Muggles!"

"Damn it, I was pretended to be by three priests, but the clown is myself."

"Actually, it's true. I also summoned a tornado just now, and it made a mess at home. My mother is chasing me now."

"I was flying with the sword and rushed to Tianyuan Taoist temple, but I was swept away by three tornadoes [cover my face]"

"Article 292 (paragraph [-]) of the "Criminal Law" [crime of fabricating and intentionally disseminating false information] fabricating false information and disseminating it on the information network shall be punished by imprisonment for more than three years."

"In the Muggle world, there is no need to use magic!"

Jiang Yun looked at the three tornadoes, he shrugged his shoulders, and said solemnly: "Dear laymen, have you seen it?"

"As the old saying goes, three people make a tiger, and all three of us cast the wind spell. In fact, this is very scientific. I hope everyone will not spread rumors."

"By the way, master, the wind is getting stronger and stronger, how can it stop?"

Priest Chisong hiccupped and said drunkenly: "My dear disciple, don't think of me as a teacher. Although I know the Wind Curse as a teacher, I never thought about how to solve it."

Jiang Yun stared at the three tornadoes that were getting bigger and bigger, and was stunned on the spot.

His originally calm heart was now a little flustered.

Fuck, the Patriarch of Sanqing is here, I played too much with my master and uncle today, the hundreds of years of Tianyuan Taoist Temple will not be destroyed like this, right?

The water friends in the live broadcast room, they looked at Jiang Yun and Chisong Daochang, and suddenly felt a little similar.

"Official certification, this is definitely a pro-teacher!"

"If you don't know how to solve a spell, you dare to teach it casually. If you don't know how to solve a spell, you dare to use it casually."

"Tomorrow's news headlines, Tianyuan Taoist Temple was hit by three tornadoes, and five people are currently missing."

"I don't understand, how dare the three of them!"

"Calm down, calm down, isn't it just three tornadoes, Taoist Chisong will cut them off with one sword later!"

"I suddenly understood why the protagonist had to dig a vegetable cellar two days ago. It turned out that it was to take refuge now."

Jiang Yun looked at the three tornadoes, his eyes were about to cry but there were no tears.

He tried the solution provided by Shuiyou, drew out the Sanqing Sword, and struck with a sword energy.

After the sword qi slashed into the tornado, it was quickly dissipated, and the tornado was unscathed, and even a little bigger.

No matter how one cultivates, one is as weak as a child in front of nature.

"Master, there is a vegetable cellar in the Taoist temple, which can avoid the attack of the tornado. The wind is so tight that it will blow, why don't we avoid it?" Jiang Yun suggested.

Taoist Chisong and Taoist Mo Yuan looked at each other and smiled without saying a word, both of them seemed to have their own tricks.

When Jiang Yun was confused, he saw Village Chief Jiang shook his head helplessly.

"It's hard to come back once, the three of us get together and have a drink, can you two stop playing the wind curse?"

"Every time I drink, I have to do this, isn't it boring?"

Village head Jiang took a red bead from the keychain on his waist, gave it to his little grandson Jiang Pingping, and then gave some instructions.

Holding the red beads, Jiang Pingping trotted away from the Taoist temple. Soon, the tornado in front of the Taoist temple dissipated.

After a while, the tornado in the back mountain also dissipated.

Finally, the tornado on the left also dissipated invisible.

A monstrous disaster was resolved in this way, Jiang Yun opened his mouth in shock, and stared at Village Chief Jiang, as if meeting him for the first time.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were also frightened.

"Could it be that Village Chief Jiang is the one who hides the deepest?"

"None of these three old men seem to be ordinary people."

"I originally thought that Taoist Mo Yuan of the Wudang faction was the big boss, but I didn't expect the old village chief to be the ruthless one!"

"Wudang Mountain is full of outstanding people, capable people and strangers emerge in endlessly, I am convinced, I am really convinced."

Village head Jiang added wine to several people. He opened his mouth and said with a smile: "The wind has stopped, stop making trouble, drink, drink!"

at this time.

Jiang Pingping was sweating profusely, and ran in from outside the Taoist temple. He held up the red beads, jumped to his grandfather's side, and said: "Wherever the hurricane goes, every bead will be fixed!"

"Grandpa, your bead is really useful. I ran over with the bead, and the three tornadoes stopped on the spot!"

Village head Jiang patted the back of his grandson's head affectionately. He took the red bead and played with it in his hand.

Seeing that Jiang Yun was staring at the bead, he threw the bead over and said, "Xiao Jiang, if you like it, I will give it to you."

"How can this be, this thing is too precious!"

"You give Pingping a set of Three Kingdoms cards, and I give you a bead. Isn't that reasonable?"

"Besides, I have regarded you as my grandson since I was a child, and my descendants as a New Year's gift. Don't refuse, just keep it." Village Chief Jiang said nonchalantly.

Jiang Yun held the red bead and glanced at Master.

Chisong Road Chief nodded, but did not speak.

Jiang Yun got up immediately, holding the beads in both hands, bowed to Village Chief Jiang, and said, "Uncle Jiang, the elder gave me this gift, I dare not say it!"