Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

Jiang Yun climbed up to the top of the steep slope with two strides, caught the two of them, and then took a few little guys to chase after the ear.

Everyone followed Que Er, watching its cheerful pace, and everyone sighed inwardly—this is really a good dog!

"Master Dao, this dog is a ruthless man."

"When will this dog grow up and be bred, can you keep one for me?"

"It seems to be as stable as an old dog, but in fact it fell and suffered internal injuries. The dog also wants to save face."

"Missing ear: Internal injury, can't vomit, I have to walk through this passage, I can't lose face!"

"Xiaobai and Orange Cat: This dog can get along, it really jumps down if something happens!"

Jiang Yun led a few little guys back to the Taoist temple, and after Queer saw Taoist Chisong, he stopped pretending.

It ran over at a trot, with tears in its eyes, whining and chirping non-stop.

"Stinky boy, what did you do to this little guy?"

Jiang Yun shrugged his shoulders and explained: "Master, it's really none of my business. The dog you raised climbed up the high slope by itself, and then fell down."

"It's all right, do you want me to treat it?"

"I fell, from how high I fell!"

"It's very high, about seven or eight meters!"

"Seven or eight meters, what's the height? There shouldn't be an accident!" Chisong Daoist frowned, and he held the missing ear and looked around carefully.

Queer groaned in his mouth, but his eyes were fixed on the wine bowl on the table, and the tears flowed down from the corner of his mouth.

Seeing this, Chisong Road Chief rubbed the dog's head, then took another bowl, poured a bowl of yellow rice wine, and served it to Que Er.

Queer has a very good capacity for alcohol. After drinking a bowl of wine, he hiccupped, but nothing happened.

Standing beside Jiang Yun, he felt quite uncomfortable. The best actor, definitely the best actor, is cheating on drinking!

These days, monsters are everywhere, and even a dog can drink much more than a poor man. Is there any reason for this?

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Chapter 295 Haitai Sui (seeking a monthly pass)

Seeing Hou Er and Que Er drinking, Jiang Yun felt overwhelmed.

Out of sight out of mind.

When he was about to go back to the house for a lunch break, he happened to see Jiang Pingping holding a set of treasured Three Kingdoms cards in his hand, having a great time.

That is the Three Kingdoms card attached to the Raccoon’s Crispy Noodles. If you collect a set, you can redeem it for a grand prize and travel to the Maldives.

When Jiang Yun was young, he always wanted to go abroad, so his pocket money basically bought little raccoon noodles.

In the end, it was very difficult to collect a set, but Chisong said that the children were too young to go to the Maldives. As a master, he was obliged to do it for him.

According to Chisong Daochang, the Maldives is nothing special, except that there are many bikini-clad babes on the beach, so it doesn’t matter if you don’t go there.

That set of cards in the Three Kingdoms series can be said to be Jiang Yun's childhood memories. He really didn't expect that Jiang Pingping was also collecting this series.

When Jiang Yun was about to chat with Jiang Pingping, a fellow of the same way, Taoist Chisong put down his wine bowl, and his old face blushed.

He coughed dryly, and said embarrassedly: "My dear student, listen to the teacher's explanation."

"That little guy just lost the Ultraman card he drew out yesterday on his way to the Taoist temple. He was crying so hard just now."

"As a teacher, I gave him the Three Kingdoms card that you collected when you were young. You don't mind?"

Jiang Yun's face darkened, he looked at Master with complicated eyes, and said: "Master, you are amazing, you are noble, you use the apprentice's card as a favor!"

"Hey, boy, don't pay attention to those details, that little guy has been crying and crying, we really can't drink!" Chisong Daochang explained.

The village head Jiang pulled his grandson to return the card to Jiang Yun. Jiang Yun took a sigh of relief and gave the card out even though he felt reluctant.

It is better to let the next generation get in touch with the characters of the Three Kingdoms than to let them know about Ultraman.

Many water friends in the live broadcast room have similar experiences, and they are also deeply moved.

"When I was a child, my mother also gave my card to others. When I got home, I almost fainted from crying [流泪]"

"I feel sorry for the anchor, it's really unethical for Master Chisong to do this."

"Anchor: Master, you are noble, you are amazing [Secret Observation]"

"There's no need to spoil the child, just give him a good beating, wouldn't that be fine?"

"Hey, raising children is a science, it's hard!"

Everyone felt sorry for Jiang Yun, and when someone accused Chisong Taoist priest, Chisong Taoist priest suddenly took out a palm-sized glass bottle from his arms.

He didn't care, and threw the bottle to Jiang Yun directly, saying it was compensation.

In the palm-sized glass bottle, there was a large piece of milky white substance soaked in water, which looked like meat and was very elastic.

"Master, what is this thing?" Jiang Yun opened the bottle, poked the contents with his hand, and asked curiously.

The touch is a bit like jelly, icy and cool, and the elasticity is quite high.

"It's just a piece of Haitai Sui, which is used to soak water and drink every day, which is very beneficial to practice!"

After Jiang Yun heard it, he took a sip of the water in the bottle, and his eyes lit up immediately.

This water contains more aura than the well in the backyard, and the water also has a hint of sweetness, which is a good thing.

Daoist Mo Yuan looked at Hai Taisui, his hands trembling with excitement, and he said enviously: "Boy, your master is generous, so you have to put away that bottle."

"Tai Sui, commonly known as Ganoderma lucidum, is the elixir of immortality in the eyes of the ancients, and it is also a legendary nourishing holy product, which is hard to change."

"This thing, the whiter the meat, the higher the quality, and the higher the price, the harder it is to find. The piece your master gave you can be said to be the best of the best."

Jiang Yun's mentality was restored on the spot, and it would definitely not be a loss if he exchanged a set of cards from the Three Kingdoms series for a superb Tai Sui.

The water friends' resentment towards Chisong Taoist chief in the live broadcast room suddenly dissipated, and they began to flatter.

"I am a little envious of the Taoist priest, the Taoist priest is so happy!"

"I lost it. That thing is Tai Sui. I feel like I saw it when I was young and smashed it with a stick."

"Friend Daoist, you missed hundreds of millions!"

"Where can I find such a generous master, I want to go to apprentice [cover my face]"

"Anchor, is Tai Sui soaked in water good to drink? What does it taste like?"

"What, that's Tai Sui. I dug it out when I was young. I thought it was konjac essence. I took it back and sliced ​​it and fried it. If it didn't taste good, it was [crying]"

Tai Sui water is drinkable and easy to maintain. Soak it in water directly, and the water quality will get better and better.

Taoist Chisong told Jiang Yun a lot of knowledge and usage of raising Tai Sui.

After Jiang Yun finished listening, he asked about the origin of this Tai Sui.

Everyone pricked up their ears and tilted their ears to listen, especially Daoist Mo Yuan, who seemed to want to dig a piece himself.

The origin of this Tai Sui can be said to be quite simple. A few days ago, Taoist Chisong wandered in the sea and landed on a volcanic island, and then found that the volcano was about to erupt.

When he left by boat, the waves beat, he found this sea Tai Sui on the shore, and brought it back.

Daoist Mo Yuan asked excitedly: "Fellow Chisong, where is that volcanic island?"

"Don't even think about it, you can't go even if I tell you."

"Nonsense, the world is so big, if you, Chisong, can go, why can't I, Mo Yuan?"

"Because the island was gone, the volcano erupted, and the island was wiped out."

After Taoist Mo Yuan counted, he frowned and stopped talking.

The water friends in the live broadcast room kept up with current events, and after thinking about it for a while, everyone's heart skipped a beat.

"Good guy, good guy, can't it be that volcano?"

"There are not many volcanoes erupting in the sea recently, so it should be there. Everyone knows everything, so don't talk nonsense."

"I think, should Master Chisong be isolated for a while?"

"Anchor, hurry up and check, is your master's health code red?"

"I feel that Taoist Mo Yuan also wants Hai Taisui, I think he can go to Huangshi and Fuji for a visit [secret observation]"

"A catastrophe is about to happen. Tai Sui, a spiritual creature of heaven and earth, must know to run ahead of time. Unfortunately, it is too unlucky to meet Daoist Chisong."

After Jiang Yun finished drinking the water in the bottle, he fetched some spirit water from the well and poured it back into the bottle.

Soaking Tai Sui in spiritual water doubles the spiritual energy, which is definitely useful for spiritual practice.

He glanced at the bullet screen in the live broadcast room, took Master's mobile phone, opened the health code and travel code, took a look, and breathed a sigh of relief.

Jiang Yun put his mobile phone in front of the camera in the live broadcast room, showed two QR codes, and explained: "Dear fellows, don't worry, my master has never gone abroad!"

"His old man has a higher awareness of epidemic prevention than me, and this Tai Sui is not as magical as everyone thinks."

"From a scientific point of view, Tai Sui is a large aggregate composed of slime molds, bacteria and fungi."

"In terms of biological division, Tai Sui does not belong to animals, plants and fungi, but belongs to the blind branch. It is the fourth biological form in nature."

"Tai Sui's body is rich in high-protein nutrients. Those substances are needed by the human body, can greatly enhance immunity, and have a certain effect on the body's repair and maintenance of health. It is not as magical as everyone thinks."

"Immortality and eternal youth are pure nonsense, everyone should believe in science!"

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Chapter 296 The spell is delayed (seeking a monthly ticket)

"Pindao wants to emphasize that the nutrients contained in Tai Sui are found in the meat and vegetables we usually eat!"

"This stuff, like ginseng ganoderma, is a tonic, and this stuff has been buried in the soil. If you eat it directly, it might have some bad effects."

"Believe in scientific principles, persist in exercising, and develop good living habits and routines, are the real secrets of longevity."

Jiang Yun looked at the camera of the drone and conducted a popular science talk.

After the water friends in the live broadcast room listened to it, it was better than listening to what you said.

Those who believe in science still firmly believe in science, and those who believe in Tai Sui are more and more determined to believe in Tai Sui.

"Daoist, I want to open a Tai Sui farm, do you have a solution?"

"Tai Sui on the market is really ridiculously expensive. I think that thing is an IQ tax."

"I also have Tai Sui in my family. It has been kept in the water for a long time. It has grown bigger and darker in color after several years. It's a pity to throw it away, and the water is undrinkable."

"The white sea Taisui in Daoist's hand is really not the same species as my family's."

"That thing, we also have it called Weibao or Weiwa here. It's useless to soak it in water and drink it sour and sweet."

The water friends in the live broadcast room discussed Tai Sui, but the focus of their discussion was not on the experience of Master Chisong.

Jiang Yun secretly breathed a sigh of relief for Master. Fortunately, when Master came back, he asked the Daoist Association to give him an identity certificate, otherwise he would definitely be exposed now.

While everyone was drinking, Daoist Mo Yuan took out a bottle of good wine.

With the upper and lower sides of the bottle, the phrase "taste a successful life" immediately came to everyone's minds.

"This has been in the hands of the old Taoist for more than 20 years. Today, everyone drank it happily, so why not drink it together." Daoist Mo Yuan opened the bottle cap and talked about the origin of this wine with a smile.

Several people poured half a bowl each, Chisong Daochang sniffed the wine, frowned, and poured the wine directly to Que Er.

Que Er tasted it, stretched out his paw, and trampled over his own wine bowl.

Monkey Two took a sip and sprayed it out on the spot. He stuck out his tongue and said dissatisfiedly, "Ho Ho Ho ~~"

Jiang Yun frowned and said, "Uncle Mo Yuan, there is something wrong with your wine. My apprentice said it was blended wine!"

After Taoist Mo Yuan and Village Chief Jiang had a sip, they poured the wine on the spot and came to a conclusion: the wine is not good, it is fake wine!

Daoist Chisong threw the wine bottle on the spot, and he sighed: "I don't even drink the wine like Quer, this wine is really bad!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room looked at the wine and laughed out loud.

"Daoist Mo Yuan is so naive, the wine in his collection is not necessarily good wine."

"Good guy, this is really something even dogs don't drink."

"What kind of wine is that, can I drink it as an ordinary person?"