Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"Master Daoist: It is enough for Pindao to give you an explanation, I hope you will not be ignorant of flattery"

[Sixteen Characters of Yin Yang]: "Don't ask mortals about things about cultivating immortals, we really don't deserve to know."

"No matter what the reason is, the final answer can be explained by science. This may be the true meaning of entering science."

The car called by Jiang Yun came to the entrance of the Taoist temple, and Uncle Zhang reluctantly bid farewell to everyone.

Before he got into the car, he deliberately said to Jiang Yun: "Boy, Uncle Master is going to Emei to pave the way for you in the future."

"After discussing with your master yesterday, I made a calculation with my fingers. You are not too young, so it's time to find a Taoist companion. You will go to Emei next spring."

"Peach blossom luck must be strong, like ten miles of peach forests in full bloom!"

Jiang Yun was taken aback, he didn't react for a long time, and when he did, the uncle had already gone down the mountain in the car.

The water friends in the live broadcast room, especially the single young people between the ages of 30 and [-], have their eyes brightened.

"Damn it, Uncle Shi can deal with this person, and when he encounters something, he really does it!"

"Huaxia's good uncle, he even hired a Taoist companion, I'm envious."

"I just want to know what kind of scene it is when the peach blossoms are in full bloom, like ten miles of peach forests in full bloom."

"Master Chisong, do you still accept apprentices?"

"Good guy, in order to find a partner, you actually have a curve apprentice [shocked]!"

Daoist Chisong patted Jiang Yun on the shoulder, and he comforted in a broad voice: "Disciple, you have wrongly blamed your uncle!"

"You mean to go to the Emei School this time to cut off your love luck. Your boy's love luck is too strong. We both tried our best. After cutting off, there are so many left."

"The remaining peach blossoms, which are like ten miles of peach forests in full bloom, can only be resolved by yourself."

Jiang Yun froze in place, at a loss.

The water friends in the live broadcast room are also confused.

"Good fellow, Uncle Master paved the road, it's actually paved in this way!"

"The single dog said: Daoist, how about some luck for me?"

"It's me who is so naive, it's outrageous that there are so many left after cutting it off!"

"It's normal to think about it. In Nagada, Sichuan, people who like Taoist priests will definitely be able to line up from Mount Emei all the way to Chengdu!"

"It turned out that being single limited my imagination [cover my face]"

Jiang Yun bowed in the direction his uncle left.

He looked at Master curiously, and asked, "Master, what did you two talk about last night?"

"Curiosity killed the cat, good apprentice, knowing too much is not good for you."

"Miaoyu Daoist?"

"Cough, right or wrong, and your uncle's Taoist priest Xiangyu, I think the four of us traveled to Mount Emei ([-] words are omitted here), and we spent an unforgettable green years!"

"Stinky boy, don't ask any more questions. You should prepare two good dishes now, and then prepare some good wine. There should be a stinky and shameless guy coming to eat later." Chisong Daochang said.

After he finished speaking, he went to Zixiao Peak with his hands behind his back.

Jiang Yun stood at the gate of the Taoist temple, looking far away, watching the figure practicing sword on the peak, and listening to the faint sound of the sword.

He shook his head helplessly, turned around and returned to the Taoist temple.

The water friends in the live broadcast room are very curious.

Just now Taoist Chisong mentioned that the four of them traveled to Mount Emei, and then what he said turned into a beeping sound. This was the first time I saw it on the live broadcast of Tiger Fish.

"What did Chief Chisong say just now, who can tell me, wait online, hurry up!"

"I just asked Huya officials, and they said the beeping is a technical failure."

"Could it be that what you said is not suitable for live broadcast?"

"The ten unsolved mysteries of Tianyuan Taoist Temple, what did the Taoist chief Chisong say when he returned?"

"Daoist, I've watched your live broadcast for several months, so please tell me the truth!"

In the morning, Jiang Yun burned a pot of iron pot to stew the big goose, and then moved out two large barrels of yellow rice wine stored in the wine cellar.

After the aroma of the big goose stewed in the iron pot wafted out, he took off his apron and looked at the bullet screen of the water friend.

"Everyone, my master really didn't say anything just now, please rest assured."

"He is a bad old man who doesn't understand anything. He just said something that is not suitable for live broadcast, so the beep sound is very scientific."

"Let's not talk about it, are you interested? Guess who will come to the Taoist temple later?"

Jiang Yun patted two large barrels of Huangjing wine and gave enough hints.

The water friends in the live broadcast room frowned, realizing that this matter was not simple.

"The person who came here must be a drunkard, two barrels of Huangjing wine, it's outrageous!"

"Is the important person from the Daoist Association coming?"

"Don't make wild guesses, everyone. When Taoist Chief Chisong returns, he must be meeting old friends. It should be Village Chief Jiang. The village chief has a good drinker."

"I think it should be Daoist Mo Yuan or Chen Yunlong. After all, Wudang Sect is very close to Tianyuan Taoist Temple."

"Everyone use your imagination, why can't the people who come here be gods, didn't there be several gods who came last time?"

When the big goose was stewed in an iron pot, when the aroma wafted out, there was a roar outside the Taoist temple.

dong dong dong, dong dong dong.

A large puff of black smoke floated from a distance to the entrance of the Taoist temple, and it made a lot of noise, which really shocked the water friends in the live broadcast room.

"Fuck, this scene is a bit familiar!"

"Billing black smoke, could it be that the person who came is a black bear spirit?"

"Wrong, fellow daoists are all wrong, we thought it was a human being, but it turned out to be a monster..."

"Master Chisong, you really have a lot of friends!"

"Fellow daoists, please watch and cherish it. The live broadcast will definitely not be suitable for children. The live broadcast room will probably be blocked."

Jiang Yun silently lifted the lid of a barrel of yellow rice wine, adjusted his Taoist robes, and trotted to the entrance of the Taoist temple.

Outside the gate of the Taoist temple, there is a giant beast that spews black smoke.

On the giant beast sat two old Taoist priests who were chatting and laughing, one of them was Taoist Chisong.

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Chapter 294

Looking at the billowing black smoke, Jiang Yun said rather angrily, "Uncle Mo Yuan, please turn off the engine, get out of the car, and show your health code."

"Also, the Wudang faction is not too poor to get rid of it. Can you change this car? If you don't have money, I can buy you a domestic electric car!"

Water friends in the live broadcast room, they can no longer laugh at this time.

Daoist Moyuan and Chisong, both wearing blue disposable masks, sat on chairs on an old tractor.

This tractor was the culprit for the billowing black smoke and loud noise.

"Oh god, why are they driving a tractor here?"

"It's over, the image of the old god in my heart was completely destroyed by the two Taoist priests with their own power."

"I just said that the voice just now sounds familiar. Who would have thought that it would be a tractor!"

"Submit it, the two of them are definitely not gods, this is not what gods should do, it's outrageous."

"That tractor must be lacking in maintenance, burning oil, otherwise it wouldn't be able to make billowing black smoke."

Daoist Mo Yuan turned off the engine and got out of the car, and then showed his health code, Jiang Yun's complexion improved a little.

Before this person entered the Taoist temple, Jiang Village head drove an electric tricycle and brought his good grandson Jiang Pingping over.

"Chisong, I heard the sound of swords roaring from Zixiao Peak, and I guessed that you are back."

"I told you that you have a big life, you shouldn't be struck to death by lightning. There is a big goose stewed in an iron pot in the Taoist temple. Let's walk around. The three of us will not return today if we are not drunk!" Village Chief Jiang and Jiang Pingping showed their health codes .

The water friends in the live broadcast room saw this scene and said in their hearts that Wudang Mountain has a high awareness of epidemic prevention.

Everyone brought vegetables, meat and other daily necessities brought by Village Chief Jiang into the Taoist temple.

The big goose stewed in an iron pot was very fragrant, and five people ate it for one monkey, and there was nothing left.

After eating and drinking, Taoist Chisong, Taoist Moyuan, Village Chief Jiang and Hou Er started drinking and chatting.

The four of them each had big bowls of pure wine Mengzi, and when they raised their necks and took a sip, they drank a bowl of yellow rice wine.

Jiang Yun also wanted to join the ranks of the four of them and fight for wine together, but he was rejected.

Chisong Daoist said very disgusted: "Stinky boy, I don't know your drinking capacity as a teacher. If you can't drink, don't drink."

"Don't make trouble, my master's skills have increased recently, and his drinking capacity has also increased. Just watch me force them to death today!"

After he finished speaking, he threw the earless little milk dog to Jiang Yun.

Daoist Mo Yuan was very polite, and he also entrusted the fat orange he raised to Jiang Yun to take care of it.

Jiang Pingping and Hou Er were left behind, one was young enough to pour wine, and the other had a good capacity for alcohol.

then.

Jiang Yun became an animal caretaker and began to take care of a large group of animals, cats, dogs, eagles, foxes, snakes, you name it.

After he told the six little guys not to run around, he took them to the back mountain of the Taoist temple.

Friends of the water in the live broadcast room, seeing this scene, felt very distressed.

"The Taoist priest is so miserable that he can't even sit on the table after drinking."

"This is not the master of Taoist temple, this is purely the owner of the zoo!"

"I don't drink at all, and I am disgusted. I feel sorry for the Taoist priest."

"Why does Chisong Daochang's little milk dog have no ears? It looks so pitiful!"

"The dog's eyes are really aggrieved, it's not as big as the orange cat raised by Daoist Mo Yuan."

That little milk dog, when he arrived at the back mountain, showed an amazing talent for fun.

With Xiaobai and the orange cat, it actually climbed up a steep slope seven or eight meters high, and even took model steps on it.

Sitting on a piece of bluestone, Jiang Yun remembered what Master said about the little milk dog last night, and immediately began to refute the rumors: "Dear fellows, don't be fooled by that little milk dog."

"That little guy is very fierce. Its ears were cut off for medical treatment, and it cost my master more than 1 yuan."

"That little guy is called Quer. Because of its special breed, it can only grow so big, but it is very fierce. When my master met it, it was a street fighter."

Rows of question marks appeared above the heads of the water friends in the live broadcast room.

"Daoist, don't lie to me, how can such a small dog be a street fighter?"

"Fuck, the dog is so fierce. It bit off a branch as thick as a finger. What breed is it?"

"We also have a street bully dog ​​here, and it has no ears. I believe what the Taoist priest said."

"I thought it was a dog abuse, and tears of distress came out, but it turned out to be a street fighter, who immediately suppressed the tears and paid the [heart piercing] by mistake."

"Looking at its roundness, you can tell that it is a dog that enjoys happiness. How can it suffer?"

How can a dog that can be adopted by Chief Chisong be an ordinary breed?

This dog with missing ears has a social aura, and he is very active. Even if he is a cross-species dog, he can have fun with Xiaobai and Fat Ju.

Sitting on the bluestone, Jiang Yun saw the three little guys running up and down happily on the top of the steep slope, feeling envious in his heart.

Small animals are good, there are no worries in their hearts, they are not like people, every day is a lot of things, annoying... I will go!

Queer was walking a model step on the top of the steep slope, when it was walking, it suddenly slipped and fell straight down.

From a height of seven or eight meters, dozens of 360-degree flips came, and when it fell, it hit its head on the stone.

The little dog was lucky, and he was fine. He stood up by himself, and glanced at the top of the slope. There was a bit of arrogance in that look.

After Que Er recognized the direction, he was going back to Tianyuan Taoist Temple with cheerful steps.

Xiaobai and Orange Cat showed their heads on the top of the steep slope, looking down, their eyes were full of confusion.