Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

Officer Jiang Dajiang: "emmmm"

Little police officer: "emmmm"

Monkey Two dissatisfied: "Ho Ho Ho..."

The three sent the two police officers to the gate of the Taoist temple.

Before parting, Taoist Chisong took out two yellow talismans from his bosom, flung them away, and stuck them on the backs of the two.

The two police officers laughed and ran down the hill without realizing it.

The two ran around a corner, and after their backs disappeared, the three of them were about to return to the Taoist temple, when two horrified shouts came from down the mountain!

The desolation of the cry really made the listener sad, and those who heard it cried, and couldn't help feeling sympathetic.

Jiang Yun looked at Master curiously. Although he was puzzled, he also guessed something in his heart.

This matter is absolutely inseparable from Master's two yellow talismans.

"Good apprentice, as a teacher, it is to save people, so I pasted two panic symbols behind them." Chisong Taoist priest said very decently.

The panic talisman is a taboo spell in the Taoist sect. Sticking it on the body can stimulate people's panic and fear to the greatest extent.

This talisman is the best weapon to frighten people. After all, the upper limit of human potential is very high, and fear is the best weapon to force people to break through the upper limit of potential.

It's just that although things are good, they are useless, so they become taboos, and the Taoist Association strictly prohibits them from being used by outsiders.

The rules of the Taoist Association are useless to Taoist Chisong. His two scare talismans really carry some personal grievances.

After the three returned to the Taoist temple, they first went to the Sanqing Hall to burn incense and pray, and then went to the side hall to burn incense and pray to the ancestors of the past.

After the end, Jiang Yun went into the kitchen to clean up the dishes, and Daoist Chisong and Daoist Zhang Shengtan sat in the backyard and chatted.

"Brother, since you have entered the Kunlun Secret Realm, you have been sneaking back all the time, isn't it bad?"

"Junior brother, don't spitting blood. Although I don't obey the rules, I have always been upright. I am upright. I am back with the sword."

"Didn't you stay at Guangmingding all the time, when will you go down the mountain?" Chisong Taoist priest asked.

Zhang Sheng sighed and looked at Jiang Yun who was washing dishes in the kitchen. He sighed helplessly, and told the whole story about himself being framed down the mountain.

Originally practicing on the mountain, he was free and easy, but suddenly he was tricked down the mountain and became a watchman, and he still felt somewhat unacceptable.

"Junior brother, calm down. My apprentice has many thoughts and is very ghostly. You should stay in the Taoist temple honestly from now on."

"In a few years, I will ascend to Kunlun Secret Realm, and he has to carry this Taoist temple by himself!"

"In a few years, you two may not be sure who will ascend first." Chisong Daochang rubbed his nose and said.

After chatting for a while, the two senior brothers couldn't help but exchange ideas and get closer.

The two of them were very measured in their strikes, neither of them used their cultivation bases, they just fought sword moves.

Seeing the two fighting, Jiang Yun immediately left the dishwashing job to Hou Er.

I took Xiaobai with me, grabbed a handful of melon seeds, lay down on the kitchen window, and started to eat melons and watch the show.

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Chapter 292 Taoist Chief: Give Us an Explanation (ask for a monthly ticket)

Daoist Chisong and Daoist Zhang Shengtan had a very good relationship. After exchanging sword moves for a while, the two threw away their long swords and started fighting together, just like when they were young.

One person has a high level of cultivation, and the other is on the path of physical cultivation, but they are evenly matched.

After Hou Er finished washing the dishes, he also lay down by the kitchen window and watched quietly.

Jiang Yun shared a handful of melon seeds with his apprentice and said, "Monkey Two, watch carefully and study hard."

"Your grandpa fought against your granduncle, if you can learn one and a half moves from it, you will definitely benefit from it for life."

"Hoohoho..."

Monkey Two gestured a dragon claw hand, and then made a movement of grabbing an egg and pinching it hard.

Jiang Yun was startled, and quickly stopped: "Apprentice, you don't dare to imitate this move of your master uncle, we have to practice martial arts in fighting!"

"Forget it, you'd better go back to the monkey group, don't look at it, their moves are really too cruel."

"Roar……"

Hou Er took a step and turned his head three times, reluctantly leaving the Taoist temple through the gate.

Before it left, it was still gesturing to learn those moves, such as the dragon claw egg grabbing hand, the vaginal leg lifting, and the throat lock technique, all of which were very sinister anyway.

Jiang Yun lay at the kitchen window, and after looking at it for a while, he couldn't help sighing in his heart.

The way master and uncle meet and exchange feelings is really unusual, that is to say, they are in good physical condition. If normal people played like this, they would have been sent to the hospital long ago.

"Boring, boring!" Jiang Yun stayed until ten o'clock in the evening.

Seeing that the two of them had no intention of stopping at all, he took Xiao Bai back to his room to sleep.

When I woke up, it was already past two o'clock in the morning.

The sound of martial arts competition in the courtyard had disappeared, Jiang Yun looked at Xiao Bai who was sleeping soundly on the bed, and got up to go to the bathroom.

When passing by the kitchen, he found that the light in the kitchen was still on, so he went to take a look.

Chisong Road Chief was eating with the missing ear puppy that he brought back. He ate very deliciously, and the dog's face was full of displeasure.

"Master, what are you doing?" Jiang Yun went in and asked curiously.

"Hey, my teacher and your uncle have been exchanging lessons until midnight, and he went to bed. The puppy is hungry, so I went to the kitchen to warm up leftovers for him."

Jiang Yun looked at the leftovers in Master's hands, while Gouzi was eating a pack of instant noodles without seasoning in the rice bowl on the ground, with a confused expression on his face.

This is not hot leftovers for Gouzi, how did the rice get into Master's hands?

"Hey, you kid, go to bed quickly. After heating up the meal for the teacher, he found that the meal was really delicious, so he ate it by himself."

"The dog eats instant noodles. It's actually quite good. You can see how happy it is." Chisong Daochang said with a smile.

The missing ear puppy bared its teeth and barked, "Wow, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!"

"Teacher, you understand animal language, what is that little guy calling?"

The corner of Jiang Yun's mouth twitched, and he said, "Master, it praised you for being handsome and good at cooking instant noodles!"

"That little guy has a conscience, it's not in vain to give him instant noodles in the middle of the night, you go to sleep, and leave us alone." Chisong Daochang said while planing leftovers and mixing rice with him, waving his hands.

After Jiang Yun returned to the room, he couldn't help laughing out loud.

That puppy with missing ears, where he was praising Master, he was clearly criticizing him.

You are amazing, you are noble, you even grab dog food.

Ben Wang may not be a human being, but that old Taoist priest of yours is a real dog!

Master must not let Master know about these words, but that puppy has become a master and understands human nature quite well.

Jiang Yun continued to sleep, but he didn't sleep well, because Xiao Bai woke up after he had just slept for a while.

Eight in the morning.

The drones started broadcasting automatically, and neither one person nor the fox got up yet, still lying in bed and sleeping.

Jiang Yun's pajamas were messy, and Xiao Bai slept soundly on his chest.

Seeing this scene, the water friends in the live broadcast room were taken aback for a moment, and then couldn't help it.

"In broad daylight, the world is bright and bright, isn't it good for Taoist priest and Xiaobai to behave like this?"

"What's going on today, did you switch to a live broadcast and sleep?"

"It's time to get a fox or a cat. Single dogs feel that they have been hit by a million points."

"Whether Chaoguan is here, quickly close the live broadcast room, I'm already asleep, what a shame!"

"Dear friends, you two are not curious, what happened last night?"

"Naturally, you can do whatever you want in broad daylight."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were incarnate as Sherlock Holmes. When they tried to analyze what happened last night from the traces on the bed, Jiang Yun's door was suddenly opened.

Chi Songdao was unhappy, he pushed the door open, looked at Jiang Yun who was still asleep, opened the curtains, and then lifted the quilt.

Although the winter in Wudang Mountain is not as cold as in the Northeast, it is still quite cold.

Jiang Yun woke up from the cold on the spot, and asked confusedly: "Master, it's only the first day you came back, why are you like this?"

"You mean to go to the Emei School today, get up quickly and see him off!"

"You have only been away for three years as a teacher, why did you develop the habit of lazying on the bed, don't you go to morning classes?" After finishing speaking, Taoist Chisong turned around and left without even closing the door.

Jiang Yun wanted to cry without tears, and shouted: "Master, listen to my explanation, there were a lot of things last night, and I didn't sleep well. This is really the first time I've been lazy on the bed!"

He got up helplessly, began to put on his Taoist robe, and made the bed.

Seeing this scene in the live broadcast room, the water friends immediately remembered what happened to them, and their sympathy exploded on the spot.

"Fellow daoists, I'm only on the fifth day back from vacation, and my mother is doing the same thing, help me!"

"Same world, same parents, wake people up and never close the door [anger]"

"Gah, just now my mother did the same thing, calling me to get up, drawing the curtains, and lifting the quilt, all in one go."

"Fellow Daoist, you are doing well, my mother usually refers to me for three days [dog head registration]"

"I don't know why, but I have a premonition that the post-90s generation will never wake up their children when they become parents. Usually, it is the children who wake up their parents."

"My mom: Your room won't be able to enter soon, me: It's okay, I'm a pig, I can [funny]"

After Jiang Yun got up and left the house, he found that Uncle Zhang had packed his bags and was ready to go down the mountain.

now.

The master and the uncle were holding hands and talking in whispers, and they couldn't see the picture of the two of them punching to the flesh yesterday.

"Senior Brother Chisong, back then, when we traveled around the Emei School, we were considered to be full of spirits, which attracted countless kun dao bows."

"I'm going to Emei, do you have anything or something for me to tell Taoist Master Miaoyu?" Uncle Zhang asked.

Elder Chisong Dao blushed, supported his waist, and said, "Please don't worry, Junior Brother. I came back from the Kunlun Secret Realm this time. In fact, I went to the Emei Sect first."

"Cough, apprentice, when did you come here?"

Jiang Yun said with some embarrassment: "Master, I've been listening for a while, don't worry, I'm a strict talker, I won't talk nonsense."

The water friends in the live broadcast room realized that something was wrong.

"Fuck, is this the Taoist priest's master?"

"The corpse was blown up by a living person, didn't Master Chisong be struck to death by lightning?"

"Why do I feel that the two old Taoists have a deep relationship with the Emei Sect [funny]"

"I seem to know something great. We won't be killed and silenced, right?"

"Last night, when a golden light appeared, the host hurried off the broadcast, and then Taoist Chisong came back today."

"Daoist, you have to give us an explanation, we want the truth!"

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Chapter 293 Let me introduce you to Pindao (seeking a monthly ticket)

After Jiang Yun found out that the wind direction of Shuiyou's barrage was a bit wrong, he coughed dryly immediately, then pointed at Master, and introduced it seriously.

He said sincerely: "Ladies and gentlemen, everyone guessed right, this is the poor master Chisongzi!"

"Actually, it was a misunderstanding. My master went up to practice swordsmanship in the mountains three years ago, but was accidentally struck by lightning and fell off a cliff. Unfortunately, he lost his memory and wandered outside for three years."

"At that time, Master could not see anyone when he was born, and he could not see the corpse when he died. It could only be classified as missing. We held a funeral for Master. This matter is an oolong!"

"The old man recovered his memory some time ago, so he returned to the Taoist temple. I hope everyone will not believe in rumors or spread rumors, and believe in science!"

In the live broadcast room, the water friends looked at Daoist Chisong, who was immortal, with white hair and childlike face, and full of energy, and they couldn't figure it out no matter how they looked at it.

"How can there be an old man who has been wandering outside for three years? Doesn't this deceive people as fools?"

"Whether fellow daoists believe it or not, I don't believe it anyway!"

"Thank you Taoist for taking time out of his busy schedule to fool us."