Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"My nephew had the cheek to accept this bead. What is the origin of this bead?"

Village head Jiang took a sip of wine, frowned, and talked about the origin of the beads.

This bead has a deep connection with Jiang Family and Tianyuan Taoist Temple.

When Village Chief Jiang was young, their family had a fish-killing board that had been handed down for decades. That fish-killing board was very extraordinary.

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Chapter 298 Where Are The Zombies? (seeking a monthly ticket)

The fish killing board has been used for decades, and it is supposed to be soaked in fish blood, and it is full of fishy smell.

However, the fish killing board is not only very clean, but even in the dog days, it does not attract flies within a radius of several meters.

When Taoist Chisong was young, he was good friends with Village Chief Jiang. When he visited Jiang's house, he found that there was something wrong with the killing board.

After discussing with Jiang's family, he found an ax and split open the fish killing board. Only then did everyone discover that there was a hollow wooden hole in the three-inch thick board.

The wooden hole was connected to a crack in the board, and a red centipede with an arm was hidden in it.

The centipede had become a mummy, but it was soaked in fish blood, and it didn't rot. After several people dissected the centipede, they found the bead.

"My boy, cows have bezoars, dogs have dog treasures, it's normal for a centipede to have such a bead."

"Uncle Jiang gave it to you, so you keep it. I looked through ancient books for my teacher and found out that this bead is called the Wind Bead. Where there is it, within a radius of five meters, there will never be strong winds." Chisong explained. road.

Village head Jiang waved his hands in disgust, and said, "Xiao Jiang, you will definitely need those beads when you travel around in the future."

"That broken thing is just a burden when I put it next to me. I can't feel the cool breeze even if I turn on a fan in summer."

Jiang Yun looked at the jade-like Dingfeng Orb the size of a little finger in his hand, feeling a little speechless.

Yesterday's water friends were envious and jealous.

"I lost it, Dingfengzhu, is that what Sun Wukong borrowed to cross the Flame Mountain?"

"This fixed wind bead is not that fixed wind bead, the difference is too big, the power is not comparable, it can only be said to be a slightly small fixed wind bead."

"Actually, I had that kind of beads in my body, and there were three of them. Unfortunately, the doctor said they were stones, and they forced me to shatter them."

"Village Chief, do you still have a fish-killing board in your house? I also want a wind-fixing bead."

"It's so great to have a bead in my body. I still have two Nascent Souls in my body now, and they will come out in four months."

Jiang Yun looked at the three people who continued to drink, and felt something was wrong when he touched the wind bead in his hand.

The origin of the master is not simple, this is certainly true, the former head of the Wudang sect, the uncle of Master Mo Yuan, has a not simple identity, could it be that the village head Jiang is also a hidden master?

No reason, the old village head has no internal strength in his body, and he behaves like an ordinary person at ordinary times, he should be thinking too much.

Hou Er and Que Er have already been overwhelmed.

Priest Chisong, Priest Moyuan and Chief Jiang, although they went to the toilet frequently, their faces were pale and they spoke clearly.

They chatted and ate peanuts, and they drank bowls of Huangjing wine one after another.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded. Hou Er and Que Er just made up the numbers, drank very little, and couldn't be counted as people.

The three of them have finished drinking two barrels of Huangjing wine, and are currently drinking the third barrel, and they are drinking in front of the water friends in the live broadcast room. This is a proper Dionysus alive.

"Others can really drink, but these three can drink all the time."

"Drinking live for eight hours, it's really terrifying!"

"Crack, big brother, second brother, third brother!"

"Report to the doctor, the blood test results are out. The blood of the three uncles is mainly yellow rice wine, mixed with a small amount of blood."

"When the broadcast first started, I drank with the three uncles, and now I'm throwing up [serving]"

"Three pure wine mengzi, fortunately Huang Jing wine is brewed by myself, otherwise the three of them would be more than enough to raise a winery."

Jiang Yun cooks, prepares some appetizers for the three of them, and cooks himself a bowl of noodles.

After eating the noodles, he went to Sanqing Hall to finish the evening class, and found that the three of them were still drinking, so he decided to go to the small square in front of the Taoist temple to practice swordsmanship.

As soon as the person arrived at the small square, a black shadow rushed over.

Jiang Huanong had a terrified expression and was sweating profusely. His hands were shaking. When he saw Jiang Yun, he jumped on him and hugged him tightly.

"Brother Huanong, Pindao is broadcasting live, you are like this, it is not good, and it is easy to teach the next generation!"

"We are both straight men, can you let go first, the sky won't fall, if you have anything to say, just say it."

……

After Jiang Yun tried to persuade him for 2 minutes, he found that it didn't work, so he forcibly tore Jiang Huanong off his body.

"Sunflower acupuncture hand!"

Snapped!Snapped!

Jiang Huanong was fixed in place and could not move.

Jiang Yun asked a little speechlessly: "Brother Huanong, have you calmed down? If you calm down, then blink your eyes twice."

Wink, wink!

Only then did he use Sunflower Jie's hand to explain to Jiang Huanong.

The water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly knocked on cp.

"The two big men hugged each other suddenly in broad daylight."

"I suddenly doubted the Taoist priest's sexual orientation [funny]"

"Please be normal, all the rotten girls, it's obviously a shock, okay?"

"Huanong is a ruthless person. He dared to go fishing in the mountains at night. What happened to scare him like this? Could it be that he ran into a ghost?"

"Believe in science. After the founding of the country, you are not allowed to become a spirit. Where are these ghosts and ghosts?"

While the water friends were chatting in the live broadcast room, Jiang Huanong stumbled and finally recovered his language function.

He wiped the sweat from his brow, still with horror in his eyes, and said, "Xiaojiang, there is a zombie outbreak in the village!"

"What?"

"In Jiangjia Village, zombies are happening, and the zombies are none other than Jiang Baibai."

"His limbs were stiff, he walked staggeringly, ran around in the village, biting everyone, and kept screaming strangely."

"Several people have been bitten and scratched so far, and those who were bitten and scratched by him also have similar symptoms, and are currently tied up." Jiang Huanong said seriously.

At present, the doors of every house in Jiangjia Village are closed.

The person who was bitten and scratched had already been tied up, but Jiang Baibai, after becoming a zombie, was so strong that everyone couldn't restrain him, so they could only let him run around in the village.

At present, the police have been called, and Jiang Hualong also saw the right time, ran out of the village, and asked Jiang Yun for help.

This kind of professional matter should be handled by professional people.

The water friends in the live broadcast room exploded on the spot.

"Fuck, fuck, it's real or not, why are there zombies all of a sudden?"

"Um, it should be true. Huanong was selling oranges on live broadcast just now, and Jiang Baibai was taking pictures of the gate of his house. It really looks like that."

"It's over, the doomsday crisis is coming, should everyone stock up on something?"

"Dear friends, we have to believe in the strength of the Taoist leader. A mere zombie is nothing to worry about!"

"I don't think it's a zombie, it should be a zombie."

"What kind of zombies? Zombies can hold a 99a main battle tank with one shot. Everyone must believe in science. There is nothing that can't be solved with one shot!"

A row of question marks appeared above Jiang Yun's head.

His Maoshan faction classmate from Daomen Comprehensive College once said that zombies become zombies after being bitten, which is pure nonsense.

Generally speaking, such rumors are caused by contagious symptoms such as rabies, and then passed on.

"Fellow daoists, don't panic, you have to believe in science, the poor don't believe it, there will be zombies appearing now."

"Brother Huanong, lead the way, let's go back to the village and have a look." Jiang Yun pulled Jiang Huanong up the road.

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Chapter 299 Daoist, why don't you play your cards according to the routine? (seeking a monthly ticket)

When Jiang Huanong saw that Jiang Yun wanted to pull him back to the village, his head shook like a rattle, and he quickly refused.

The village is not safe, and Jiang Baibai is still running around in the village. What if he encounters this and gets bitten, what can he do?

"Hey, Xiao Jiang, I heard that your master is back. He is very good at handling such things."

"Or, we two should bring the old Taoist leader along, after all, strength is great in numbers." Jiang Huanong suggested.

Jiang Yun turned his head and glanced at the backyard of the Taoist temple, feeling a dull pain in his head.

Although Master is not drunk now, he is already drunk. If he does something later, he will have to demolish Jiangjia Village.

"Brother Huanong, brother for many years, do you believe me?"

Jiang Huanong looked at Jiang Yun, froze for a moment, then rushed back without looking back.

He shouted while running: "Old Taoist, it's bad, there are zombies in our village!"

Jiang Yun had black lines all over his head, and the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably.

The water friends in the live broadcast room began to tease.

"Master Dao, what kind of plastic brotherhood is this between you two?"

"Although it is unlikely to be a zombie, I feel that it is more reliable to take Douchang Chisong."

"Good guy, did the face slap come so suddenly?"

Taoist backyard.

When Jiang Huanong saw the three of them, he was taken aback for a moment, and then his face was filled with ecstasy. He explained the affairs of his village with more details.

"Old Daoist, please save Jiangjia Village, village chief, at least you can help the village!"

Taoist Chisong picked his nostrils, he flicked it casually, then picked up the wine bowl, and said disapprovingly: "You kid, what are you talking nonsense about?"

"Believe in science. It's broad daylight and the world is bright. Where are the zombies? Don't disturb the three of us drinking, my boy, go to the village with him!"

"By the way, just in case, you go to the tool room and find two magic weapons for self-defense."

The matter turned around and returned to Jiang Yun.

Jiang Yun looked like he knew this before, he sighed, and then got into the tool room.

After a moment.

He came out of the house with a mahogany sword, and said, "Brother Huanong, the mahogany sword and even the magic weapon just reached the yang are just right to defeat zombies!"

"Since you are afraid, then use this mahogany sword to defend yourself."

Holding the mahogany sword, Jiang Huanong breathed a sigh of relief.

He looked at Jiang Yun and asked, "Xiao Jiang, what about you?"

"My skills are profound, so just do whatever you want." Jiang Yun went back to his room and took out the Sanqing Sword.

bass!

The Sanqing sword came out of its sheath, and there was a crisp sound of the sword, which attracted the eyes of several people present.

"Good boy, what a sword, this sword must have cut iron like mud, right?" Daoist Chisong exclaimed in admiration.

Daoist Mo Yuan said bitterly, "Not only was the iron cut like mud, but even the sword-testing stone in my Wudang Sword Tomb was split in half by that sword."

Jiang Huanong looked at the long sword in Jiang Yun's hand, and looked down at the mahogany sword in his hand. He always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell.

Did he do it at will, or did Daoist Jiang do it at will?

The two carried their swords together and headed for Jiangjia Village.

Along the way, the cold wind was blowing, and the air was mixed with the roar of the village.

The atmosphere of a horror movie was created on the spot.