Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

Because Daoist Zhang Shengtan is Jiang Yun's uncle, he was naturally sought after by all the fellow Taoists, and he was flattered a lot.

He also accepted many invitations for Zhang Yun to travel around and go to many Taoist temples for exchanges and discussions.

The water friends in the live broadcast room doubted it, but everyone can still distinguish the difference between reality and TV drama.

Many people kept their promises and bought a lot of gifts, but there were more people who broke their promises and went whoring for nothing.

Uncle Zhang looked at Jiang Yun with relief, nodded and said, "Boy, the times are developing, and it is much easier for a swordsman like you to make money."

"You are stronger than Li Chungang. If he wants to make money, he will attract tens of thousands of flying swords with a single strike in the play. If those swords are sold as scrap iron, how much money can they be sold for?"

The corner of Jiang Yun's mouth twitched, unable to refute in his heart.

Uncle Master's idea of ​​making money is simply a genius!

A sword fairy who knows how to return to his clan with ten thousand swords uses this trick to recruit swords and sell scrap iron. In his eyes, Wang Xianzhi, who guards the Tianmen, wants to make money, so he probably has to waste seafood.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were also out of breath from laughing.

"I can now be sure that old Taoist Zhang will never return to the sect with all swords."

"Why is this a bit like how a farmer looks at the emperor, digging the ground with a golden hoe, and every time there are pancakes and green onions?"

"Why should Feijian be sold as scrap iron, but can't it be sold as Feijian?"

"That's right, how much is a catty of scrap iron, how much is a flying sword!"

The live broadcast in the evening, in the midst of the farce where the uncle urged Jiang Yun to return to the sect with the Ten Thousand Swords, was broadcast hastily.

Jiang Yun put away the drone. Seeing his uncle cleaning up the bowls and chopsticks, he reminded: "Uncle Shi, you are so old, you should watch less TV dramas and movies."

"The old man has practiced for so many years, can't I enjoy it?"

"As I get older, I have to keep up with the development of the times. Not to mention watching TV dramas and movies, recently I have been thinking about stock trading." Uncle Zhang took it for granted.

When Jiang Yun heard this, his legs went limp.

The stock market is risky, and you need to be cautious when trading in stocks. The uncle is quite normal on the mountain. Why is he more and more free after going down the mountain?

The deposit of Tianyuan Taoist Temple will be handed over to Hou Er in the future, and it cannot be handed over to his old man. What if he is cheated?

Wangtian, Master, I was wrong, I shouldn't have changed my mobile phone for my uncle and his old man!

That night.

At eleven o'clock in the evening, Jiang Yun hugged Xiaobai and went to bed early.

Before going to bed, he checked his sound and light value, which was 46.

System, conduct four intermediate lottery draws.

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Chapter 279 Complete Collection of Chinese New Year Spells

"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained a copy of the New Year's Talisman Encyclopedia."

"Compendium of New Year's Spells: Today is January 1th, after today, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, then it only takes 14 days to arrive at the New Year's Eve."

"This New Year is the first New Year celebrated by this system and the host, so in order to celebrate, I specially released this New Year's Talisman Encyclopedia."

"In this book, it records the drawing methods of fortune talisman, happiness talisman, wishing talisman, auspicious talisman, strength talisman and weight loss talisman, covering most people's New Year's wishes."

"Host, the new year is coming, please give your water friends some benefits, draw some auspicious charms, and let them have a little surprise in the new year."

"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained a copy of the sealing technique."

"Sealing Technique: Seal a part of the world with a spell, which can reduce the flow of time by [-]%."

"Before the refrigerator came out, the sealing technique was often used by monks to preserve fresh vegetables and meat."

"Congratulations to the host, you got a stack of yellow paper talismans."

"Yellow paper talisman: A yellow paper talisman made of mulberry wood with aura, so the drawn charm has its own aura, and the effect is doubled."

"However, you have to believe in science. Not every talisman can modify luck. There are a hundred of them in a stack. Please use it with care."

"Congratulations to the host, you got a Qingfeng pen."

"Qingfeng brush: The pen holder is made of black bamboo, and the nib is made of jade by Qingfengniao. It is the top-level talisman-making brush that monks in the Qi refining period dream of."

"Using this stroke talisman, the probability of forming a talisman can be increased by three times. Friendly reminder, although talisman making is good, it needs to be restrained. After the energy is exhausted, there will be a sequelae of headache the next day."

Jiang Yun touched his nose, turned on the phone, glanced at the time, and sighed in his heart.

The days go by so fast, in the blink of an eye, it seems that the Chinese New Year is really coming.

In previous years, the Taoist temple was deserted, so he stayed at school to celebrate the new year with a few roommates who could not go home from the Maoshan School.

The roommates of the Maoshan school are all talented people, they never seem to worry about money, they can easily come up with a very valuable little antique, and sell it for several w.

This year is fine, with the uncle here, and Xiaobai, Xiaohei and Houer in the Taoist temple, the Chinese New Year must be lively.

Just as Jiang Yun put the drawn things into the Qiankun bag, he turned his head abruptly and found a black shadow flashing outside the window.

Boo!

The hooting of an owl came.

Xiaobai poked her head out from under the quilt, jumped onto the computer desk, raised her neck, and shouted dissatisfied to the outside of the room: "嘤嘤嘤~~!"

"Smelly shameless, lying on the window at night to peep at people's sleep, can you be a little bit birdy?"

Hearing Xiaobai's scolding, Jiang Yun's face was full of black lines, he got out of bed helplessly, carried Xiaobai back, and stuffed him into the bed again.

"Hey, stop scolding, it's important to sleep at night!"

"That night owl, as a teacher, I have my own way to punish it. Our Tianyuan Taoist Temple is not a place outside the law!"

After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he pinched a formula with his hand, looked outside the house, and said coldly: "The world is boundless, Xuanxin is righteous, and the god of the nine heavens is thunder, listen to my order."

"Lei come to protect yourself!"

Kacha~~~

In the night sky, a blue-purple lightning exploded above Tianyuan Taoist Temple.

Then, a dark object, emitting black smoke, fell from mid-air.

Seeing this, Xiao Hei, who was guarding the night at the entrance of the Taoist temple, opened his mouth wide with a smile. His slender tail kept tapping on the floor, as if he was clapping his hands, and it was very happy.

Nothing happened at night.

The next morning, Jiang Yun and Xiaobai got up refreshed and prepared to wash up.

As soon as the two of them went out, they saw Uncle Zhang leisurely returning from the front yard with a falcon on his shoulders and an owl in his hand.

This owl, with darker feathers and a smell of paste, its legs twitched from time to time, as if to prove that it was still alive.

"Boy, what's going on, this bird is fine, why was it struck by lightning?"

Jiang Yun looked innocent. He looked up at the sky and said, "Master, don't look at me, I don't know."

"There is a god standing three feet above his head. Who knows what this guy did last night that both humans and gods outraged, that's why he was struck by lightning."

"It's okay, there's no need to treat it, just feed some water from the well."

Uncle Zhang looked puzzled, but he didn't delve into it.

After the two of them finished their breakfast, Jiang Yun started the broadcast and took the water friend to finish the morning class.

Before the morning class was finished, Jiang Huanong drove a tractor and pulled a cart full of bricks and three cement slabs.

When Jiang Yun came out of the Hall of Sanqing, Jiang Hualong's good brother Jiang Baibai also drove a tractor and pulled a cart of cement sand and two gates.

"Brother Jiang, the things have arrived, why do you want these things?" Jiang Baibai asked curiously.

Jiang Yun took them to the backyard of the Taoist temple. The corners of their mouths twitched as they looked at the hole in the wall of the backyard of the Taoist temple.

It's outrageous, there are still many fist marks and finger marks on the edge of the hole, as long as you are not blind, you can see that this is a hole made by people with bare hands.

Jiang Huanong's expression immediately became tense. He looked around and asked, "Xiao Jiang, has your Taoist temple recently provoked someone it shouldn't have?"

"To tear down the back wall of the Taoist temple with bare hands, this is definitely a ruthless person, should we call the police?"

Jiang Yun was silent, he walked over silently, clenched his fists, and then the fists coincided perfectly with the fist marks on the wall.

Then, the palm prints and finger marks also coincided perfectly.

Both Jiang Huanong and Jiang Heihei were dumbfounded. The two immediately suspected that the back wall of the Taoist temple was a tofu project.

Jiang Baibai picked up half of the blue brick, weighed it in his hands, and then slapped it directly.

Click!

There was a sound of bone cracking, and the boy folded his arms and howled non-stop.

"Really, this brick is real, brother Jiang, how did you tear down the wall with your bare hands, can you show me?"

"Hiss, my hand hurts so much, I'm afraid the bone is cracked!"

Jiang Yun looked at the howling Jiang Heibai, sighed helplessly, then went back to the Taoist temple silently, and took some Yunnan Baiyao and bandages.

After he bandaged the kid up, he said: "Ladies and gentlemen, Poor Dao has practiced martial arts since he was a child, so his skin is rough and his flesh is thick, and he is very resistant to blows."

"Please don't imitate any of my behaviors, otherwise you will be injured and lose face, or you will be reincarnated on the reincarnation circuit. The loss outweighs the gain!"

After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he repaired the holes in the wall with his bare hands.

This hole was demolished in a hurry yesterday, but today we have to press the door here, so we have to repair it carefully.

Several people at the scene were dumbfounded. Everyone was familiar with splitting bricks with bare hands, but the visual impact of smashing the wall with bare hands is still quite powerful!

Until Jiang Yun installed the door hinges and quickly installed the two back doors in the backyard, the water friends in his live broadcast room were still discussing this matter.

"Why did the Taoist build the door with bare hands, why didn't he use tools?"

"I felt that this was quite normal yesterday, but today it feels a little outrageous."

"The anchor is really a human-shaped tyrannosaurus. If he goes to the demolition office, he will definitely stand out."

"How can using tools be more convenient than bare hands?"

"Jiang Baibai can deal with this kid, but if something happens, that kid really wants to!"

"Defeat rumors with your body, black and white brother, accept my worship [funny]"

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Chapter 280 The Blessing of the Taoist Temple (seeking a monthly ticket)

The two laborers who were delivered to the door for free lost one for no reason, and Jiang Yun really felt a dull pain in his heart.

Jiang Baibai suddenly lived the life of his dreams. He lay on the couch in the Taoist temple, looked at the owl who was also injured not far away, and then got up to play with the owl.

Uncle Zhang was in the kitchen, preparing lunch for several people. Jiang Huanong and Jiang Yun laid a brick floor for the vegetable cellar dug out yesterday, and then built a wall with red bricks.

The top of the vegetable cellar is covered with a cement slab, covered with a thick layer of loess to ensure sufficient heat preservation.

Jiang Yun turned into a professional electrician. He connected a wire from the Taoist temple, pulled it into the vegetable cellar, installed a light bulb, and when the light was turned on, the entire vegetable cellar was brightly lit.

Several tables were moved in, and the Chinese cabbage, potatoes and other vegetables piled up outside the backyard by the Taoist temple finally had a place to put them.

The water friends in the live broadcast room looked at the vegetable cellar of more than 30 square meters, and they were envious, especially the water friends in Chang'an.

This kind of vegetable cellar for strategic reserves is rich in material reserves, ready for any danger, and its value can only be highlighted in times of danger.

A dozen Chinese cabbages were placed on the table, and the roots of two bundles of green onions were buried in the sand, not to mention sweet potatoes and white radishes.

They are all in the sand, arranged in piles, each of which weighs forty to fifty catties, and then add two baskets of fresh vegetables that were just picked yesterday.

There are two bags of white noodles for fifty catties, and five bags for rice in ten catties. Even if Wudang Mountain is sealed off, Tianyuan Taoist Temple will not have to worry about food and drink for a whole year.

The water friends in Chang'an have already started to be jealous in the comment area.

"Daozhang, I'll kneel down for you, can you make a tutorial on digging a vegetable cellar?"

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooows!"

"If there is a biochemical crisis, Tianyuan Gymnasium is the top-level shelter in my mind. You don't have to worry about food and drink, and you will be protected by the Taoist priest."

"Anchor, I recommend that you build a stove inside to put some firewood, and then build a diesel generator, it will be perfect."

"Show off your wealth, this is blatantly showing off your wealth, the people in Chang'an said that I want to beat the local tyrants to share the vegetable cellar [cover face]"