Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

Standing in the vegetable cellar, Jiang Yun looked at his masterpieces in the past two days with satisfaction, and suddenly felt that something was missing.

The vegetable cellar was dug very deep, about two to three meters deep, and the inside was a bit dry and lacked water. It seemed that an air humidifier was needed.

The air humidifier consumes a lot of electricity and needs maintenance every day. I don't know if it can be replaced by a seal.

After a few people finished their lunch.

Jiang Yun moved out the guys who used to eat for the masters of the Tianyuan Taoist Temple in the past, the long table for drawing symbols, and the pens, inks, papers and inkstones.

He upgraded the eating guy, replaced the ordinary tools with yellow paper talismans and green phoenix pens, and prepared some square red paper.

"Huanong, Black and White, you two came to the Taoist temple to help today, the poor Taoist can't let the two of you go for nothing."

"It will be Chinese New Year in ten days or so, so I plan to write some lucky characters and draw some auspicious charms today, and you two will take them with you when you leave later." Jiang Yun said with a smile.

Jiang Hualong and Jiang Heihei wrote big on their faces, within a radius of twenty miles of Wudang Mountain, who doesn't know the Chinese New Year blessing in Tianyuan Taoist Temple, it's hard to find one.

Every year, Tianyuan Taoist temple will regularly distribute a hundred blessings, or give them to lay Buddhists who are kind to the Taoist temple, or to people who come to visit, or they may be randomly given out.

Anyone who has posted that blessing on the gate will be lucky for a whole year in the coming year, and the blessings will continue.

"Xiao Jiang, we have known each other for so many years, can you give me two?" Jiang Huanong rubbed his hands and said a little embarrassedly.

Jiang Yun frowned, he pinched his fingers, and then took a closer look.

Jiang Huanong's face is peachy, and he has been lucky recently. Could it be that this guy has a successful blind date at the end of the year?

"Is it for your blind date?"

"Hey, Xiao Jiang, I can't hide anything from you here. My parents are at the end of the year, and they are in a hurry. They have arranged several blind dates for me. There is a nice girl, and we have a good impression of each other."

After Jiang Yun calculated the horoscopes of the two of them, he sighed and shook his head, but he didn't say much.

The hexagram shows that the two are destined to have nothing to do.

The real fate of Jiang Huanong should be in March next year.

However, there are some outrageous things. That marriage is deeply involved with his current blind date, which is really puzzling.

With a swipe of his pen, Jiang Yun wrote four blessings on red background, and presented them to two people respectively.

The two left happily, even forgetting to ask for the material fee.

Jiang Yun took his mobile phone and chased to the entrance of the Taoist temple. When he was about to call for the two to pay, the two had already driven away in the tractor.

The sound of the tractor thumping echoed in the mountains, mixed with laughter and laughter. The figures of the two looked quite chic.

"Is it so fun to drive a tractor?" Jiang Yun scratched his head and murmured.

On WeChat, he sent a [-] yuan transfer to the two, marking the extra refund and the less compensation, and then turned back to the Taoist temple.

The water friends in the live broadcast room looked at the tractor, and smiled to popularize Jiang Yun.

"Master Dao, you don't understand the joy of driving a tractor!"

"Senior White said: I am good at driving a tractor, who wants to modify it with a spell?"

"I knew someone would say this, fellow cultivators are really everywhere."

"Anchor, do you have a driver's license? I strongly recommend that you get a tractor driver's license. It's really cool to take a Taoist out like that."

"Zhu Zi'an dares to destroy my Taoist heart, and the Taoist priest drives a tractor. Isn't this scene too magical?"

Jiang Yun returned to the long table where he drew talismans. He looked at the bullet screen on the phone, and was really touched in his heart.

In fact, in the mountains, the tractor has strong power and a wide range of uses. It can be said to be the most cost-effective all-rounder.

Anyway, I don't have a driver's license, why don't I take the time to test for a tractor driver's license?

"Ladies and gentlemen, let's not talk about tractors for now. The Chinese New Year is coming soon. Let's distribute some Chinese New Year benefits in the live broadcast room."

"Pindao will open a lottery mode later. Let's divide into two batches and draw [-] lucky laymen each."

"The top [-] lay Buddhists will get a piece of red blessing, which will be pasted on the doorstep during the Chinese New Year, and they will have unexpected good luck."

"The next [-] monks can get a spell. The spells are very useful. There are six kinds of lucky charms, wealth charms, lucky charms, wishing charms, strength charms and weight loss charms."

After Jiang Yun started the lottery mode, the number of bullet screens in the live broadcast room increased dramatically.

[Sixteen Characters of Yin Yang] Reward a treasure map with a message: Daoist Jiang, can you stop the lottery, I want to buy one!

[Purchaser of Medicinal Materials] A reward for a Hyperspace War, with a message: Daoist, can you buy it instead of pumping it?

[Longhushan Celestial Master] Reward a treasure map with a message: Fellow Daoists, buy one and chat privately!

……

A large number of local tyrants in the live broadcast room started to use the gift mode.

Jiang Yun looked at the gifts they brushed, flicked his Taoist robes, and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, the blessing characters and charms of Tianyuan Taoist Temple are only smoked and not sold. If you really want it, then try your luck."

He originally wanted to give everyone a chance to compete fairly, but it turned out that there were so many local tyrants in the live broadcast room, and the gifts were immediately maxed out.

The tiger fish live broadcast has a money trap setting. During the live broadcast lottery draw, the more gifts you get, the higher the probability of winning.

However, as long as you swipe the gift, you will have a chance of winning, which is really hard to say.

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Chapter 281 Is a Poor Dao a Lover of Money?

"Every layman, whether it's the lucky characters with red background drawn by you or the spells drawn by Pindao himself, they are all blessings from heaven, so remember not to trade them privately."

"If you make a deal in private, that's fine, but whether there is any blessing effect, I'm afraid only God knows. If it's a blessing that brings disaster, you can't blame the poor."

Jiang Yun narrowed his eyes, staring at the camera of the drone, and said with a smile.

That glance seemed to see through people's hearts.

Everyone in front of the camera froze.

Whether it was a water friend who planned to sell at a high price after winning the lottery, or a local tyrant who bought blessing characters and charms at a high price, they all smiled awkwardly.

"Daozhang, I am timid, don't scare me!"

"Hey, I seriously suspect that the Taoist priest is forcing me to spend money, but I have no evidence."

"[Cover your face], I'm not afraid of competing for the rankings in the live broadcast room, but I really can't compete with luck!"

"Follow the fate, follow the fate, reward a blood bottle, if you don't hit it, that's it."

"Minors are not allowed to give rewards, fellow daoists, please be merciful. I will charge for ten treasure maps. I hope to increase the winning rate."

"That lucky character is so handsome, I want to put one on the door of my house, but I can't draw one!"

Because of Jiang Yun's words, the tipping rate in his live broadcast room soared again.

There are more than 30 gods, who are competing for rankings online and throwing money, hoping to increase their winning rate, and there are many water friends participating.

this day.

The editor-in-chief and editor-in-chief behind the live broadcast of Tiger Fish looked at Jiang Yun's live broadcast data and fell silent.

Tens of millions of rewards were drawn out in just one live broadcast lottery draw. Are the people in this live broadcast room crazy?

Or, this is the guild trying to promote people, but Daoist Jiang didn't join the guild!

The major guilds of the tiger fish live broadcast platform looked at Jiang Yun's data, and they also wanted to cry without tears.

Anyway, it's outrageous. They were never this crazy when they were rewarding their anchors for the rankings.

The unspoken rule in the live streaming industry to win the rankings has always been that the guild and the big brother will return all the money, and the old iron will be divided.

Under normal circumstances, anchors can earn money, but they earn the three cents of the money while kneeling. There are not many people in the live broadcasting industry like Jiang Yun who earn the full amount standing up.

Uncle Zhang was helping to cut the red paper, Jiang Yun held his hands behind his back, and the Qingfeng brush was dipped in thick ink, and the ink was fragrant in front of the long table.

The tip of the pen fell to the paper, and I saw the dragon and snake walking away, frowning left and right, startled, and in a short while, a piece of blessing on a red background was written, then stamped with Jiang Yun's seal, and put it aside to dry the ink.

Five live lottery draws, ten people each time, 10 minutes each time.

After the lucky draw ended, Jiang Yun also finished writing the fifty lucky characters. He straightened up and sighed deeply.

It is really exhausting to write calligraphy, especially the calligraphy with special functions.

"Every layman who won the lottery, please chat with Pingdao privately, and send your name, phone number and home address. Within a day, a house manager will take the initiative to find you for verification."

"After you receive these blessings, remember not to damage them, and don't use adhesive tape to stick them. Use boiling water to scald some paste, and just stick them on the gate." Jiang Yun emphasized to the water friend with a smile.

The water friends who win the lucky word are all playing the crown to celebrate each other, and those who don't win are calling the shady scene.

"Among the 30 people, I won a small blood bottle!"

"Good guy, I swiped twenty treasure maps, and luckily I won, otherwise I'd have to vomit blood!"

"Hiss, the big brother is fighting for the front in the live broadcast room, and I am obedient and dare not speak."

[Sixteen Characters of Yin Yang]: "Shady, there is definitely a shady in this live broadcast room, I swiped six treasure maps!"

"Dead Yin Yang, fifty people are drawn out of more than 30 people. If you can win the lottery, I recommend you to buy a lottery ticket."

[Purchaser of medicinal materials]: "Jiang Daochang, I am the perennial number one in your live broadcast room. I didn't win the lottery. Can you arrange it in private?"

"Damn it, our chairman just got in the middle of the meeting and said there was something urgent, so the meeting was adjourned. Is this his urgent matter?"

"Mr. Ma of Fengrui Pharmaceutical Co., who is always in the top ten of the rich list. Father Ma looks at me, please accept my knee!"

When Jiang Yun was resting in meditation and regaining his energy, he also saw Ma Wenlin's barrage.

This is the leading brother of his live broadcast room, because of Sanqi and the Huanghuali incident, he hung up in the live broadcast room every day.

Although monks pay attention to resignation, in the past few months, they have also swiped seven figures in the live broadcast room. This is the Chinese New Year, so it is time to give them a chance.

"Layman Ma, you and I are destined. Since you opened the golden mouth, the poor Taoist will naturally give you a copy." Jiang Yun said with a smile to the camera.

As soon as the head was opened, Shenhao in the live broadcast room was not calm.

Good guy, this opportunity can also be bought with money, so just brush it up, no one is afraid of anyone!

And counting [Yin-Yang Sixteen Characters] is the most hated brush, ten treasure maps, without blinking an eye, just swiped out.

Many water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly became very interested in this guy's identity.

This black fan, spreading rumors and buying gifts in the live broadcast room every day, what does he want to do?

With a dark face, Jiang Yun stopped and said: "Every layman, don't swipe, the poor are not people who are open to money!"

[Sixteen Characters of Yin Yang]: "Master Daoist, you can't even ask for money for the sake of face!"

"Please, I just want a piece of blessing, please, please!"

"Pindao remembers you, you guy, you have been spreading rumors and deceiving people in Pindao's live broadcast room all year round, and you have a sense of existence."

"We have no destiny, don't brush it, it's useless." Jiang Yun shook his Taoist robe and stood up.

He took out the yellow talisman paper, picked up a pen and drew several kinds of talismans, and after stamping them, he introduced them.

"Every layman, this one is a fortune talisman. If you can win it, wear it on your body. Within the next year, you can definitely make a small fortune."

"This one is a happiness talisman. As the name suggests, wearing this talisman can guarantee a happy family and no accidents within one year."

"This one is a wishing talisman. Pindao endorses the chance of heaven and earth. You can make a wish to heaven and earth with this talisman, and a small wish can be realized."

"This one is a strong talisman. In fact, this talisman is useless. If you use it too much, it will hurt your body. After all, an iron pestle can be ground into a needle."

"We won't smoke later. If we really need it, then it would be nice to drink some golden wine."

"This slimming talisman, if you draw it, use fire to burn it into ashes, put it in water and drink it, it will ensure that you will lose your appetite and lose weight within one year."

"Auspicious talisman, this talisman is very powerful. This talisman can change a person's luck for a whole year, and make people lucky for a whole year. It doesn't have to be getting rich, but it may be peach blossoms and work."

After Jiang Yun introduced the talisman he had prepared, not to mention the water friends in the live broadcast room, even Uncle Zhang became interested.

The old man stared at the Strong Talisman, not knowing what he was thinking, anyway, he suddenly laughed, making Jiang Yun jump in fright.

Asked him, he didn't say anything, just stared at the southwest direction anyway, exactly the same as the master when he was drunk.

Southwest, what is there in the southwest, there is also a mountain in the southwest...

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Chapter 282 Proficiency makes people feel distressed (seeking a monthly ticket)

"Master Daoist, to be honest, I need a weight loss talisman. Dieting and weight loss exercises are really too painful [Crash]"