Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

However, one is for wine and the other is for vegetables.

Uncle Zhang didn't explain, he walked over and silently opened the door of the wine cellar.

The originally empty wine cellar was now filled with yellow rice wine, adding up to thousands of bottles.

Jiu Mengzi's eyes lit up in the live broadcast room, and he immediately asked Jiang Yun to open a Taobao store to sell wine.

Jiang Yun was puzzled, so he went out for a few days. What happened in the Taoist temple?

Uncle Shi, an old man, why does he suddenly feel a little mysterious? This is definitely not something normal people can do!

Could it be that my uncle also has a system, and it's a late blooming system?

"Boy, believe in science, you have to believe in science!"

"Most of the wine here is bought by me at the foot of the mountain and stored in the wine cellar. The rest is gifted by my old friends and brewed by myself."

"The more you hide this wine, the more fragrant it will be the older it is. Uncle Master has left the Taoist temple in a fit of anger for decades. I am an old man, and I think I will be able to ascend a crane in a few years. I have to leave something for you." Zhang Sheng sighed. The expression is very emotional.

Jiang Yun didn't speak, he walked around the wine cellar, and then heaved a long sigh.

My uncle is definitely not an open person.

Most of the Huangjing wine in the wine cellar has been stored for more than ten years. This...

Who doesn't have a little secret, since the uncle said that he bought these wines, let's assume that he bought them.

Uncle Zhang took the two hawks out, force-fed them two pills of deworming medicine, and then went into the kitchen to start cooking.

Jiang Yun took a shovel and a hoe and other digging tools to the open space behind the Taoist temple, preparing to dig a vegetable cellar.

Because of his good physical strength, he dug the hole very quickly. At four o'clock in the afternoon, the prototype of the vegetable cellar had already appeared.

Tomorrow, I will ask the village chief for some bricks to fix the vegetable cellar, then seal the roof and install a door, and it will be considered a success.

Jiang Yun even found time to make a small hole in the wall of the backyard of the Taoist temple.

He plans to install a small door here, so that he can go out to pick up food in the future.

The water friends in the live broadcast room no longer regard Jiang Yun as a human being.

The speed of digging a hole with a shovel is really comparable to that of an excavator, and demolition of walls is even more simple and rough. Even a hammer is useless, and it directly hits it with a fist.

In the back wall of the Taoist temple, a hole was punched out with two punches, and the hole big enough to install a small door was demolished in less than a stick of incense.

"Daoist, there is a big hole in the backyard of the Taoist temple, aren't you afraid of being thieves at night?"

"Thief: Although I am greedy for money, I haven't lived enough."

"I strongly recommend Daoist, to participate in a boxing match, all kinds of champions will definitely be soft."

"Persons with supernatural powers are prohibited from participating in professional competitions [cover your face]"

"I feel that the anchor has broken through the limits of the human body. His working speed is unscientific."

"Hehe, if you can't do it yourself, don't question others, seeing is believing, and believe in science!"

After Jiang Yun finished his work, Uncle Zhang's voice came from the kitchen.

"Boy, wash your hands and get ready to eat!"

Bang!

"The Patriarch of the Sanqing is here, today, the poor Taoist has decided to start a killing spree!"

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Chapter 276 The Owl's Revenge

In the backyard of the Taoist temple, as soon as Jiang Yun came in, he saw an owl and a falcon lying on the shelf.

Both little guys opened their eyes, staring blankly at the stars in the sky, without moving.

Is it overwhelmed or overwhelmed, what's going on?

"Uncle, do these two eagles have any troubles?" Jiang Yun asked when he went into the kitchen to wash his hands.

The water friend in the live broadcast room laughed and joked.

"Owl: My mother-in-law asked me for 50 voles, what should I do [Black Face]"

"The birth of an eagle is short, think about the birth of a bird."

"I feel like the two of them wet their pants, so I lay there to dry."

"I've been flying for a whole day, can't I still enjoy myself, play music and dance, don't stop!"

"Help, I also want to lie down like that for a while, staring blankly at the sky."

"I guess the two of them are too tired from flying, and they finally grow to the size that can be used for the elderly, so I choose to lie flat and look at the sky I have flown through."

Uncle Zhang dumped the broken bowl in the dustpan into a plastic bag and put it away separately.

With anger, he recounted what had just happened.

The old man managed to make a good meal, and when the soup was being served, the two birds came all the way into the kitchen outside and knocked over two soup bowls.

Those two guys are not worthy of sympathy, so they were hit with Ma acupuncture points, so now they are lying down and thinking about their mistakes.

It’s like this when you first entered the Taoist temple, so if you don’t go to the house in the future, you won’t be punished!

Jiang Yun smiled, and after he helped refill two bowls of soup, he had a meal with his uncle, Xiao Bai, Xiao Hei and Hou Er.

After everyone finished eating, Monkey Two put on his apron, silently carried the bowl, and went to the kitchen to wash the dishes.

Although its height is not as high as the sink, it can just reach it with a bench.

"Boy, since you take that golden monkey as your apprentice, you must teach it how to behave."

"Think about when you were young, that monkey couldn't cook, but it was fine with washing dishes. It couldn't come to eat every day, then learn some skills, just wipe its mouth and leave?"

"Old man Daoxing is not as good as you, but you can learn a lot about teaching disciples." Zhang Sheng sighed and said earnestly.

Jiang Yun suddenly discovered that at this moment, the image of the uncle and the uncle overlapped perfectly!

Good guy, I have been cooking and managing the Taoist temple since I was a child, and I have suffered a lot. I thought it was the master who trained me, but now it seems that I am more suspected of being a scammer.

No, this fine tradition of Tianyuan Taoist Temple cannot be discarded, Monkey Two has a very good brain, and there are still many things it can learn in the future!

evening class.

Jiang Yun and his uncle brought three apprentices to the Sanqing Hall to meditate, and he silently recited the "Zhou Tian Xing Dou Sutra" in his heart again.

The result is the same as in the greenhouse.

In an instant, everyone including Uncle Zhang was pulled into the illusion of the galaxy.

After the evening class, Zhang Sheng sighed and looked at Jiang Yun, and said outrageously.

He also saw the records of visions caused by the Sutra in the ancient books. He originally thought it was a Taoist senior, and used the spring and autumn brushwork to exaggerate the records.

Unexpectedly, the ancients did not deceive me, it was outrageous anyway!

His cultivation has also improved a lot in the galaxy fantasy created by Jiang Yun.

As for the water friends who yelled to be educated and enlightened in the live broadcast room, it can be said that they are all pretending.

If there is no cultivation base, it is zero. If zero is multiplied by any chance, the final result can only be zero.

"Wow!"

After the two came out of the Sanqing Hall, they went to the backyard. As soon as they entered, they heard a miserable bird call.

"Yan Falcon, stop hitting, stop!" Jiang Yun scolded.

After he finished speaking, he felt something was wrong with his voice, and then he took a closer look.

In the dark.

The owl swooped down, straightened a pair of long legs, and kicked directly on Yan Falcon's body.

Yan Falcon, who was majestic during the day, uttered a scream at this time, and then continued to stay where he was, not daring to move.

The water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly understood what 30-year-old Hedong and 30-year-old Hexi are.

"Who can tell me why, the owl is obviously being beaten during the day!"

"The falcon's night vision is poor, and the owl is a night owl. It's just that the night shift bird is bullying the day shift bird."

"Owl: Look at my long legs!"

"The night vision device I bought at a huge price seems to be really easy to use, and I feel sorry for Yan Falcon for a second."

"The owl can fly silently, coupled with its super night vision ability, the falcon really has nothing to do with it at night!"

"You all think the eagle can't see, but it can't even hear, because the owl makes no sound when it flies."

"The bird that came out of Hogwarts College is really not simple [cover face]"

After the owl kicked the falcon several times, it finally flew to the eaves, stared at the falcon, and then opened its mouth wide.

"Wow!"

"Wow!"

"Wow!"

Its laughter is very harsh and unpleasant. No wonder the ancients often said that it is no good for night owls to enter the house.

Daoist Zhang Shengtan distressedly picked up the falcon, and shut the bird into his room.

Seeing that they had no fun, the owls also took off to start their evening foraging.

Jiang Yun opened a bottle of yellow rice wine, and he took the third oldest tribute from the ancestor's altar, fennel beans, pork head meat and peach cakes.

The moonlight is like water.

Sitting in front of the Taoist temple, Jiang Yun and Uncle Zhang began to watch the moon and chat to get closer.

The old Taoist spoke with a level, and some of his views were quite sharp.

Jiang Yun quickly changed from a questioner to a listener. After drinking a bottle of Huangjing wine, he went to the wine cellar to get a new bottle.

On the way back, I took a look at the barrage in the live broadcast room.

There are more than 30 water friends, all of whom are scrolling through the barrage, saying that they have some questions, and they want to ask Uncle Zhang for advice, hoping that the anchor will convey them on their behalf.

After Jiang Yun went back, he asked his uncle for his opinion.

"Boy, the old man lives in Guangmingding in seclusion. He has practiced for many years. Not to mention he is rich in learning, but he is not much worse. If you have any questions about the layman in your live broadcast room, feel free to ask!" Uncle Zhang stroked his beard and said with a smile.

[Sixteen Characters of Yin and Yang] Reward a treasure map with a message: "Master Taoist, I have been thinking about it for a long time, and I have a question that I can't figure out. Please ask the old Taoist priest."

"Isn't Chang'e the lead dancer in the Heavenly Court? Why can't Marshal Canopy be good enough for her? Wouldn't it be nice for these two to be a couple?"

Looking at this question, Jiang Yun's mouth twitched.

He can now be sure that the successor of the Sixteen Characters of Yin-Yang is definitely a casual cultivator. That guy knows some things about cultivation, but he is not that proficient.

This kind of problem, ordinary people will treat it as a joke, and will never get to the bottom of it!

"Boy, how much is a treasure map?" Uncle Zhang asked while holding the Huawei mobile phone that Jiang Yun bought for himself, and he looked at the special effects of the treasure map in the live broadcast room.

"Five thousand."

"Hey, there are so many rich people who like you. 5000 yuan is enough for an experienced person to live on the mountain for two years."

"I happen to have read ancient books about his question, and I know some of it. The authenticity is absolutely credible, and it doesn't hurt to say it."

Zhang Sheng sighed and said, Jiang Yun was dumbfounded.

What the hell, uncle, do you really know this question?

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Chapter 277 Jade Emperor's Wrath

As soon as Uncle Zhang opened his mouth, his words became realistic.

He asked, "Boy, do you know how much the real estate prices in first-tier cities are now?"

"Anyway, I can't afford it. I didn't inquire about it carefully. I heard that it costs [-] to [-] yuan per square meter. The location is even more exaggerated." Jiang Yun said with a toothache.

Domestic housing prices these days are really outrageous. A big anchor like him, after a month's salary, can only buy a toilet in BJ.