Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

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Chapter 274

The shock of Jiang Yun's live broadcast content is far from being able to be described in words.

However, some people are happy and some are sad.

In the Taoist Association, more than a dozen old men fell into silence watching Jiang Yun's live broadcast.

They silently watched the live broadcast, their faces were pale, and they kept muttering some foul language.

"Hey, fellow daoists, chaos is approaching, no matter how you say this time, we have to give an explanation to the higher-ups."

"Why are the masters of every Tianyuan Taoist temple such thorns? How dare they do it!" an old Taoist priest with white beard and hair sighed.

His eyes were full of despair.

The rest of the people continued to remain silent, mainly because they didn't know what to say, and what else to say.

In the practice circle, Taoism is the right to speak.

Their morality was repeatedly rubbed on the ground by a junior, even if they ran over to persuade them to restrain themselves, they didn't have the confidence!

"Fellow daoists, why don't you say a word?" The old daoist with white beard and hair patted the table, startling everyone.

He made up his mind and said in a firm tone: "Everyone, the New Year is coming soon, let's let that little bastard have a good New Year first."

"After he finished the new year, I decided to use the name of Daomen Comprehensive College to call him to the Daoist Association for a persuasion."

"Old Wang, what if that kid doesn't listen?" A sturdy Taoist priest asked a fatal question.

"If he doesn't listen, then it has nothing to do with us. Do your best and obey the destiny. At worst, we will call Chisong back when the time comes."

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Ah Qiu!

Jiang Yunyuan was thousands of miles away, suddenly felt his nose itch, and then sneezed violently, and his eyelids began to twitch wildly.

He opened his eyes, counted with his fingers, and found that someone was plotting against him.

Didn't even think about it.

"Heaven and earth are boundless, Mysterious Heart is righteous, Nine Heavens Divine Thunder, listen to my order."

"Lei come to protect yourself!"

Jiang Yun pinched a magic formula, then pointed at the sky, then flicked the Taoist robe, and continued to understand the Tao.

The water friends in the live broadcast room are all puzzled.

but.

The sky above the base camp of the Daoist Association was suddenly covered with dark clouds, and dozens of lightning bolts struck straight towards the houses where several old Taoist leaders were discussing matters.

Crackling, crackling...

Everyone in the room was sweating coldly.

The old Taoist priest with white beard and hair patted his chest and said with lingering fear: "Fellow Taoists, please put your heart in your stomach. This house has already installed a lightning rod in advance."

"It's impossible for a person to fall twice in the same place. It's enough for the Taoist Association to suffer from the Chisong guy once. The same move is absolutely useless against us!"

Although Jiang Yun's casual counterattack did not cause any harm to the Daoist Association, it also shocked everyone.

This means that today I happened to be in the house, if it were outside, wouldn't there be another lightning strike?

As the time for Jiang Yun's enlightenment passed, the environment in the greenhouse began to gradually change.

The spirit vegetable grew a lot taller, and a large number of fruits hanging on it suddenly matured.

The twelve flat peach trees also grew out of the soil, revealing a small sapling.

The vermilion fruit tree, which had not changed at all in the past few months, unexpectedly also blossomed, producing seven or eight flower buds.

However, these are nothing compared to the peach trees planted in the greenhouse.

After the starlight slowly dissipated, those peach trees had grown dense green leaves, and among the green leaves were full of budding flowers.

When the water friends in the live broadcast room were exclaiming, Jiang Yun suddenly opened his eyes.

The white jade platform under him shattered and turned into a speck of light before disappearing.

"If the impoverished Tao can ascend to the top in the future, I will promise that a thousand-mile peach forest will bloom in one day!"

After Jiang Yun stood up, he came to seven or eight peach trees, and lightly tapped the flower buds of the peach trees with his fingers.

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The flower buds all over the tree bloomed together, and inside the greenhouse, they bloomed like spring, instantly glowing with vitality.

The peach tree is the essence of the five elements, so many instruments are made of peach wood, the more famous one is the peach wood sword, which is well known to the world.

Although these peach trees in the shed are just ordinary peaches, they are now watered with spiritual water, sprinkled with Tianma brand gold carat, and also stained with spiritual energy. They are called spiritual trees, which is not an exaggeration at all.

These peach trees were fortunate enough to observe Jiang Yun's Mindfulness Sutra and enlightenment, and they were also predestined and connected to spirituality, so they blossomed collectively.

The water friends in the live broadcast room saw Jiang Yun walking in the peach forest and the sea of ​​flowers, like a fairy, his eyes began to shine.

Especially female water friends, many people have already started to take screenshots and lick their screens.

Compared with those male gods with makeup and beauty in film and television dramas, Jiang Yun's pure and natural demeanor, there is really no artist who can imitate it.

"I knelt down to the Taoist priest, you can do whatever you want."

"Damn it, this is definitely an immortal method. Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway."

"Those peach trees actually know how to repay their kindness, and the trees are full of flowers in an instant. It's amazing!"

"Whoever tells me to believe in science in the future, I really want to be in a hurry with him!"

"Fellow Daoist, you have to calm down. Everyone still has to believe in science. Believe it or not, the Taoist priest will definitely conduct popular science later."

It's no longer a superstition or not.

If anyone can use science to give a reasonable explanation for this, it is not too much to give a Nobel Prize directly.

There are only two explanations for the peach trees blooming directly after listening to the scriptures in winter.

Either the peach tree has become a spirit, or the Taoist priest is cultivating immortals, neither of which is scientific.

After Jiang Yun walked around seven or eight peach trees, although the flowers were fragrant, they were all ordinary peach blossoms, which was very normal.

He felt bored, so he turned out, then looked at the camera of the drone, and said to the water friend Kepu: "Laymen, the poor Taoist recited the Sutra of Visualization, and everyone saw the sky full of stars, but it was really fake. "

"Have you ever heard of a concept, that is, collective illusion. In fact, everyone was dragged into an illusion by Pindao, and everything just now was just a dream."

"As for the peach trees blooming, it's normal. Our Wudang Mountains have outstanding people, beautiful mountains and clear waters, and the peach trees bloom in winter. Isn't that too much?"

"What's more, these peach trees are still planted in greenhouses. The temperature, humidity and other factors are all gathered together. It's not difficult to understand that the leaves are blooming."

"It's just that they listen to Pindao's chanting, which accelerates the process of flowering and growing leaves. Pindao doesn't produce flowers. I'm just an accelerator of nature."

Listening to this blunt explanation, the water friends in the live broadcast room twitched the corners of their mouths.

"Master Dao, you used to talk about science, why are you so perfunctory now?"

"Ah, yes, yes, the Taoist priest is right."

"Hey hey hey, we don't produce water, we are just porters of nature, the Taoist actually copied the advertisement."

"His grandma, since I entered this live broadcast room, I feel that I have learned all the knowledge I have learned for more than ten years."

Looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room, Jiang Yun frowned, and suddenly said: "Everyone, enough is enough!"

"Let's not make rumors, don't believe rumors, and don't spread rumors. Believe in science is to believe in science. How can poor people deceive everyone?"

"Let's live broadcast the lottery and put the belief in science on the public screen. The prize is a basket of cucumbers in the greenhouse."

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The screen in the live broadcast room was full of barrages of believing in science.

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Chapter 275 Uncle Master, You Are Unscientific (ask for a monthly ticket)

When Jiang Yun came, he picked two baskets of fertilizer, and when he returned, he picked up two baskets full of vegetables.

There is no way, there are too many vegetables in the greenhouse. If they are not processed here, they will not be edible for a few days.

In Tianyuan Taoist Temple.

The owl and the falcon were lying comfortably in a basin, one bird and one basin, and it was their bath water, which made people a little confused.

Soaked in the water are pepper, star anise, cinnamon, cloves, nutmeg, fragrant leaves and a lot of onion, ginger and garlic.

Jiang Yun could tell at a glance that a large amount of the bath water had been boiled, and the aroma inside had been boiled out.

The backyard of the Taoist temple is full of the smell of stewed meat, and it is estimated that it can go two miles in the wind.

Uncle Zhang was sitting on the reclining chair, closing his eyes and resting his mind. The two eagles were soaking in the water, and they also closed their eyes comfortably.

The water friends in the live broadcast room immediately started the real punishment warning.

"Hey guy, is this going to be soaked to taste, and then plucked and marinated?"

"High-end ingredients often only need to be cooked in the simplest way. Uncle Zhang, who has been busy for two hours, can finally take a break."

"Stewing two national second-class protected animals at the same time, shouldn't it be sentenced to ten or eight years?"

"It's too much, it's really too much, there is no soy sauce, how can it be colored?"

"Master Dao, put some chili, is there any devil pepper [smirk]"

Jiang Yun put down the shoulder pole, he scratched his hair, hesitant, but still made up his mind to wake up the uncle.

Said: "Uncle, there is meat in our Taoist temple, if you want to satisfy your hunger, there is really no need to stew them!"

"You boy, don't worry about it. When I just bathed them, I found that they had fleas on their bodies. There is no deworming medicine in the Taoist temple, so I ordered this to deworm them."

"Besides, Yan Falcon is better. The owl eats mice every day. If I stew it, I can't eat it!" Uncle Zhang said honestly.

After hearing the sound, the owl opened its eyes and turned around, blinking twice silently, with an innocent expression on its face.

Jiang Yun was very speechless. He never expected that the owl would be disliked by others because of his recipe.

The water friends in the live broadcast room laughed unkindly.

"Old Taoist, speak with conscience, owls eat mice, that's killing harm!"

"Everyone who has seen the poop pulled by an owl has a mouse's skull and hair inside. It's really disgusting."

"With the name of a night owl, there shouldn't be many people who eat owls in China, right?"

"Owl: Slander, he is slandering me, whoever eats mice every day, they also eat frogs and snakes!"

Uncle Zhang got up, and he was very puzzled when he saw the two baskets of vegetables that Jiang Yun picked up.

Something is wrong, really something is wrong, I just went to the greenhouse yesterday and picked the ripe vegetables back, why are there so many fruits today?

Even if you sprinkle gold and rubbish into the soil, you have to follow the natural law, and it can't grow so fast!

"Uncle, have you heard of the Sutra of Visualization?" Jiang Yun touched his nose and asked.

Daoist Zhang Shengtan was shocked, and his voice trembled when he spoke: "You have already practiced so far, have you started to learn the sutra of visualization?"

Jiang Yun nodded.

He explained in a serious manner: "Uncle Shi, what I studied is "Zhou Tian Xing Dou Contemplation Sutra". Since you have heard about it, you should know it. You must believe in science!"

"These vegetables have nothing to do with the Vipassana Sutra. It's just that I sprinkled some fertilizer on the ground, and when the temperature and humidity reached a certain level, the vegetables grew rapidly."

"I think this is mainly related to the seeds. They have good genes, so they grow fast."

Daoist Zhang Shengtan listened to Jiang Yun's explanation, he didn't speak, but silently took a cucumber from the basket and took a bite.

After thinking hard for a long time, the old man said: "Boy, since you dare to say it, then the uncle will dare to believe it!"

"You can also find this excuse. The uncle is very pleased, but with so many vegetables, you have to find a way to solve it."

"I think we should build another vegetable cellar in Tianyuan Taoist Temple."

Jiang Yun pointed to the wine cellar next to it. The function of the wine cellar is actually similar to that of a vegetable cellar. The functions are low temperature and cool, constant temperature and humidity.