Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

Jiang Yun saw that his uncle was extremely confident, so he didn't continue to worry about it.

After cleaning up his room, he went to the tool room to get a new piece of glass to replace the window.

Seeing that the owl was taking a bath, Xiao Hei immediately came to Jiang Yun aggrieved, wanting to ask for an explanation for himself.

It does not have a high sense of presence in Tianyuan Taoist Temple, but these days there is no credit and hard work.

Now that he was beaten up by the eagle and robbed of his job, how will he live in the future!

Jiang Yun rubbed Xiao Hei's head with his fingers, and comforted him loosely: "Don't worry, Tianyuan Taoist Temple is a responsible Taoist temple, and will not be fired casually."

"Hey, that owl actually wants to be a cleaner, so you give it the job. From now on, you only need to worry about the security of the Taoist temple."

"The status of the security guard is really higher than that of the cleaner!"

Xiao Hei immediately turned the temptation into joy, and it happily spit out its snake temper, turned its head and left.

After walking two steps, he froze in place, then turned around in embarrassment.

"sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss~~~"

"What do you mean, you're hungry, that owl robbed you of your job, and you haven't eaten a mouse all day?"

Jiang Yun went to the kitchen, took a piece of chicken breast, cut it into strips and fed it to Xiao Hei.

He solemnly promised that Tianyuan Taoist Temple is a responsible Taoist temple, and he will take care of the work!

After eating and drinking, Xiao Hei went out of the kitchen and happily wagged his tail to the entrance of the Taoist temple.

When it passed by the backyard, it saw the owl being drowned by Zhang Shengtan with water, and a gloating smile appeared on the snake's face.

The water friends in the live broadcast room began to shout again.

Jiang Yun took advantage of the live broadcast of the two eagles bathing by the drone, so he went to the tool room and found a pair of poles and two baskets.

The Tianma brand Jinkela and Tianma brand Seven Star Ladybug in the Qiankun bag can just be taken out at this opportunity.

In the contract he signed with the village chief, the attached plastic shed was just below the Taoist temple, only a few hundred meters away.

Jiang Yun ate some breakfast casually in the Taoist temple, and then went to the greenhouse with a pole.

It was noon at this time, and the sun was just right.

In the greenhouse, the temperature is very high, more than 30 degrees.

Zhang Sheng sighed and said, apart from anything else, he is indeed a good farmer.

In the few days since Jiang Yun went to Wudang School, he has re-planned the greenhouse.

The spiritual vegetables and the dragon fruit tree in the Taoist temple have been transplanted here, and they are growing very well.

The twelve flat peach seeds also took up half of the greenhouse and were planted.

In addition to these things, there are ordinary vegetables and six peach trees planted by the previous owner in the greenhouse.

The peach tree grows lush and green, with flower buds hanging on it.

In the spring of next year, the normal peach trees have just bloomed, and the peach trees in the greenhouse will have matured, and they can definitely be sold for a good price.

Uncle Zhang also specially spent a sum of money to find someone to repair an irrigation system.

It is to install a water pump in the Taoist well, which can pump water and irrigate the vegetables in the greenhouse to solve the water supply problem.

Jiang Yun released some Tianma brand seven-star ladybugs into the two greenhouses, and also sprinkled Tianma brand gold carat on them.

After pouring water on it, he felt the humid air and the thriving atmosphere in the greenhouse, and suddenly he wanted to meditate and practice.

"Every layman, Pindao hasn't taken you to morning class for a long time, and today we will meditate and chant scriptures here."

"Laymen who like to listen, then stay and listen. If you don't like to follow the morning class, then go to other live broadcast rooms." Jiang Yun said with a smile.

As a monk in the Qi refining period, it is useless to recite ordinary scriptures now.

Therefore, Jiang Yun intends to recite the meditation sutra that he drew yesterday to see if it has any effect.

Although it is only the basic chapter of the Qi training period to teach the visualization sutra of such a top-level master, the effect should be very extraordinary.

The water friends in the live broadcast room saw that Jiang Yun had found a clean place and began to meditate cross-legged. They immediately packed up their things and prepared to close their eyes and listen.

The popularity of this live broadcast room is inseparable from Jiang Yun's ability to drive others to take morning and evening classes together.

Free prostitution and rubbing classes can make you relax physically and mentally, which is more comfortable than massage, and only fools will go to other live broadcast rooms.

Even the beauties with star shows dancing pole dance and taking off their clothes can't stop the ardent learning heart of the 10,000+ studious laymen at this moment.

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Chapter 273 The Taoist Master Comes to Zhou Tian

Visualizing thoughts is a method of visual thinking, and it is the only way to improve the power of thinking, from concentration to wisdom, and to obtain a higher level of kung fu.

This kind of spell can not only illuminate the internal organs of the body, but also freely imagine the scenes of all things in the universe.

It is an important channel for the human body to communicate with all things in the universe and realize the unity of man and nature. It is mainly divided into two parts: inner landscape ideas and outer landscape ideas.

Jiang Yun's eyes were slightly closed, and he carefully recalled the "Zhou Tian Xing Dou Contemplation Sutra" in his mind, and then, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching.

The Patriarch of the Three Qing Dynasty is on the top, hasty, and the poor Taoist is really hasty. This kind of visualization sutra cannot be explained by science at all. How can it be displayed in front of the public?

It's over, and the live broadcast room will probably be blocked again later.

Jiang Yun tapped the void in front of him lightly with his hand, and shouted, "Dao Hehe, Dependent Origination!"

Under him, a jade-like Tai Chi platform immediately appeared.

The Tai Chi Terrace is not big, but its shape is simple and unsophisticated, like creamy white jade, crystal clear.

The brightness of the light in the greenhouse plummeted, and soon reached the point where you couldn't see your fingers.

The Tai Chi Terrace supported Jiang Yun, and it was glowing with a little bit of starlight, which looked very mysterious.

The drone pointed at Jiang Yun, and the water friends in the live broadcast room were so shocked that they couldn't keep their mouths shut.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck!"

"Who can explain it to me with science, I'll twist my head off and use it as a chamber pot!"

"Forgive me for being poor and uneducated, just say shit and walk the world [cover your face]"

"That Tai Chi platform is so beautiful, what is it, why did it suddenly appear under the Taoist priest?"

"Super Guan, I can't hide the matter of cultivating immortals in this live broadcast room, seal it!"

"The Taoist priest's expression is solemn and solemn, and he looks cold, which is a bit scary!"

[Sixteen Characters of Yin and Yang]: "Ladies and gentlemen, everyone knows that the stars are changing, right, the content of the Taoist priest's live broadcast has nothing to do with that."

"His is the Tai Chi Dharma Altar, which should be related to the "Zhou Tian Xing Dou Guan Xiang Jing"."

"Hehehe, yin-yang dog thief, do you think the young master will believe what you say?"

"Housekeeper, stop speaking. Now I see the yin and yang dog talking, and I have a headache."

"False, these must be false, everyone must believe in science, you must believe in science!"

Jiang Yun pointed to the sky, and said lightly, "Zhou Tian Xingdou, now!"

moment.

Starlight appeared in the dark sky above the greenhouse.

As time passed, the starlight became denser and denser, and it flickered and moved slowly, as if the vast sea of ​​stars was rotating.

Ding ding ding, ding ding ding...

Jiang Yun originally wanted to hurry up and continue to practice, but the phone rang suddenly.

"Hey, Senior Brother Chen, what's the matter?"

"If you want to close the live broadcast room, we won't do it. This can actually be explained by science. Don't worry, I will make the lay people in the live broadcast room believe in science."

After Jiang Yun hung up the phone, he opened his live broadcast room and watched the barrage in the live broadcast room.

Then, take a deep breath.

The water friends in the live broadcast room really haven't seen anything in the world, so why did they engage in feudal superstition in the live broadcast room again?

"Every layman, with the naked eye, sometimes what you see is not real."

"Cultivation methods are broad and profound, and each sect of Taoism actually has its own visualization sutras. !

"Poverty is no longer hiding it. I will explain it to everyone today. In fact, the Sutra of visualization is divided into two types: the Sutra of Inner View and the Sutra of External View."

"Everything you've seen so far is actually an illusory world constructed by Pindao himself with his own thoughts. It's fake, it's all fake!"

"If you don't believe me, just watch."

After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he pointed with his finger, and a sword qi shot out, and a big hole was poked out in the vast sea of ​​stars above the greenhouse.

A ray of sunlight shone into the greenhouse from the outside, but soon, the vast sea of ​​stars surged, and the hole was filled with the surrounding starlight.

The water friends in the live broadcast room became more and more excited after seeing it.

Is this believing in science or going into cultivating immortals?

What the Taoist master revealed is enough to prove that the practice of Taoism must be very perfect, and it has definitely formed a complete system.

"Fellow daoists, I have finally realized that I believe in science."

"Um, Taoist priest suddenly started talking about cultivation, why am I not used to it!"

"Believe in science, believe in science, but how to learn this meditation sutra?"

"Fellow daoists, please calm down. Since the priest dares to say this, it proves that no one can learn this stuff."

"What everyone sees is just what the Taoist priest wants everyone to see, just like the mysterious cabin on the moon."

"That's right, that's right, if you say it's fake, it's fake, even if it's true, what can I do?"

"Hurry up and call the police, let the scientists dissect and study the Taoist priest, and then explore the secrets of practice, so as to popularize practice!"

"Funny, whoever catches the Taoist priest, who dares to arrest the Taoist priest, and even dissects him, is Lei Fa a vegetarian?"

The two 10,000+ water friends in the live broadcast room gradually regained their composure and reached a unified consensus, that is, to believe in science.

Anyway, in the past few months, there are not a few Taoist secret arts that everyone has seen, and they are shocked every time, and after thinking about it, they think it is normal.

When I saw the Sutra for the first time, I thought it was amazing, understandable, and understandable.

Sitting on the Tai Chi platform, Jiang Yun was recalling the contents of "Zhou Tian Xing Dou Guan Pian Jing" in his mind, and just about to speak, but his mind immediately went blank.

Between moments.

He looked inside his dantian and felt that he had come to a mysterious space.

The galaxy is vast, and only Jiang Yun is alone.

The sky is full of starlight, and each starlight contains its own Taoism, and it also corresponds to a certain acupuncture point in the human body and resonates with each other.

The river of stars turns, as if there are three thousand avenues, all in it.

Jiang Yun stood in the middle of the galaxy, meditated for a moment, then sat cross-legged on the spot, and began to realize the Tao.

He quickly entered the state, and the whole body was lit with faint stars.

In a realistic shed.

The sky full of stars also illuminated the Tai Chi platform under Jiang Yun, a picture of the sky full of stars and rivers really opened the eyes of the audience in the live broadcast room.

Many people stared at the screen and followed into the illusion.

People with poor talent and who haven't entered the illusion keep holding barrage to express their shock.

"What the hell does this happen?"

"Hiss, why do I feel that this picture looks familiar inexplicably."

"A figure manifests, built high above the Tai Chi platform, surrounded by the aura of starlight around the sky, overlooking the world, as if a fairy king was born."

"Oh my god, isn't this the picture of Immortal King Lin Jiutian in my brother Dong?"

"Dear friends, don't talk nonsense, and don't ask. Asking is believing in science."

"Hahaha, I have been cultivating for hundreds of years. I thought I was invincible in the world. I didn't expect to meet a genius in the world as soon as I came out of the mountain. From today, I will practice in seclusion!"

"Sure enough, in terms of pretense, if the Taoist priest claims to be the second in the world, then there are more than 70 billion people in the world, and absolutely no one dares to call himself the number one in the world."