Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

Hey, I can't hold it anymore, I'm just [-]% full.

No wonder people in the past liked to eat against the wall instead of sitting. There are two reasons for this.

Jiang Huanong didn't know anything about carpentry, so he offered to clean up the kitchen and clean up the dishes by himself.

Jiang Yun and his brother Jiang Heihei started to tidy up the kiln, ready to light the fire and carbonize the rafters.

It's already three o'clock in the afternoon, so hurry up, or it will be dark later, and it will be embarrassing if the work is not finished.

Pull out the sticks stuck in the tail and two ears, then pierce the wet newspaper and pull out all the sand inside.

Jiang Yun took some firewood, put it in the kiln, and started burning it.

The earthen kiln in the shape of a fox has wisps of white smoke coming out of both ears and tail. The smoke exhaust system is perfect, and the earthen kiln has been successfully built.

Taking advantage of this gap, Jiang Yun took wooden boards and built a wooden door for the clay kiln, with the handle in the shape of a bone.

Xiaobai was lying in front of the kiln, she wagged her tail, looked at her kiln of the same style curiously, and let out a buzzing sound.

"Hey, this is what I cultivated according to your appearance as a teacher. Doesn't it look good?"

"Beeeeeeeeee~~"

"Why, why is the Egyptian sphinx so big and yours so small?"

Jiang Yun picked up Xiaobai, knocked Xiaobai on the head, and reprimanded: "You little guy, why are you still comparing yourself now?"

"If you don't like it, the teacher can transform it into the shape of Monkey Two."

"Beeeeeeeeee~~"

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing when they saw Xiaobai who kept nodding and shaking his head.

That silly little white is really cute.

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Chapter 203 Golden Light Masterpiece (seeking a monthly ticket)

After the firewood in the kiln was burned out, Jiang Yun used a shovel to shovel out the ashes and embers.

He took out a clean damp cloth and wiped the ashes from the kiln, then he pushed the rafters in and closed the kiln door.

Jiang Huanong's brother Jiang Baibai looked at him from the side, feeling that this scene was very familiar.

"Master Dao, isn't this the process of baking bread?"

"That's right, as Pindao said at the beginning, this kiln can not only be used to carbonize wood, but also can be used to bake food. The operation process is the same."

"The time is different. It takes 15 minutes to carbonize the wood, and every 3 minutes, it has to be turned over."

"If it's baking bread, just stuff it in and don't worry about it. If it's grilling meat, you have to burn a fire underneath, otherwise it won't be cooked well, and you'll get sick if you eat it," Jiang Yun explained.

15 minutes passed in the blink of an eye.

The two cooperated with each other, wearing anti-scalding cotton gloves, and pulled out the rafters inside.

On the dark brown rafters, the wood texture is quite clear, and the most amazing thing is that its color depth is basically consistent with other rafters on the Sanqing Hall.

Jiang Heihe praised it again and again, and said in admiration: "Jiang Daochang, with this skill, you can be called an expert in restoring ancient buildings."

"The carbonized color matching of ancient building wood is the most difficult to grasp. Most people use spray guns. This method of slowly baking in an earthen kiln is really a test of experience."

"Coincidence, it's just a coincidence." Jiang Yun said with a smile.

He is a master of mechanics, if he can't even bake a rafter, then he really doesn't have to work.

The water friends in the live broadcast room really haven't seen anything in the world, and the screen is full of shit again.

"Daozhang, this looks amazing!"

"I don't know why, I feel that the host is also good at baking bread, and I suddenly want to eat his baked bread."

"Except for not being able to have children, the Taoist priest should be able to do other things."

"Master Taoist, my mother said that if you marry me as a Taoist partner, my family will not ask for a bride price [cover your face]"

"My mother doesn't want a bride price, and my family also married a big refrigerator [funny]"

"Dowry with two houses and one car, as long as the Taoist grows up, it's fine."

"Tomson has one product and one suite, and you can transfer it to the Taoist chief. I will give you enough sense of security!"

The girl in the live broadcast room suddenly curled up, and the boy friend who watched was stunned.

In this damn world that looks at faces, she is really good-looking and can do whatever she wants.

If you are good-looking and talented, you can do whatever you want.

Jiang Yun carried the wooden ladder and climbed up to the roof of Sanqing Hall again. He first took off more than 20 pieces of broken blue tiles, put them in an iron bucket, tied them with ropes, and sent them down.

This kind of old-fashioned hall has a very simple structure, with densely packed vertical rafters on top of the beams.

Put the blue tiles next to each other in a row, and then put them in a row. When it rains, the rainwater will slide down directly along the reversed blue tiles.

"Every layman, the rain falls on the small blue bricks and tiles. The sound is good, but the quality of these tiles is too bad."

"It's not only easy to break when animals step on it, sometimes the wind blows the tiles away, and they will break if they bump into each other. Anyway, it needs to be repaired every year." Jiang Yun uncovered the tiles and said with emotion.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were very suitable for the occasion, and they all posted the barrage of not playing for three days and going to the house to expose the tiles.

After the blue tiles on the rafters needed to be repaired, Jiang Yun removed the cracked and damaged rafters and replaced them with new ones.

After it is fixed, the blue tiles are replaced again. The whole process takes a lot of time. After the work is over, it is already dark.

And this is because Jiang Yun used his internal strength and lightness kung fu, and only dared to stand lightly on the tiles.

If it were a person of normal weight, during the maintenance process alone, it might have broken a lot of watts and increased the maintenance time.

After all the work was done, Jiang Yun came down from the roof. He looked at the newly-repaired Sanqing Palace and nodded with satisfaction.

"Jiang Daochang, your craftsmanship is good. If the ancestral hall in the village leaks in the future, I will come and ask you to repair it." Jiang Huanong ran over from the backyard, took pictures with his mobile phone, and praised him repeatedly.

Jiang Yun looked at this guy and rolled his eyes helplessly.

Pindao saw it on the roof just now, the two of us are busy in front, you are lying on the recliner in the backyard, swiping your phone, you are not human!

"Two laymen, it just so happens that it's time for the evening class, you two don't leave, you can listen to the poor Taoist chanting next to you."

"The sound of scriptures has a great effect on your body." Jiang Yun looked at Jiang Baibai and said with a smile.

After a brief wash, he entered the room and changed his clothes, and then led the two of them into the main hall.

The mating season is here, and Monkey Two, who has not been seen for several days, also drags his tired body and walks in from the gate of the Taoist temple.

"Monkey [-], you have to control your body, restrain yourself!" Jiang Yun patted the monkey's head and warned.

"Hoohoho~~"

"What, you are passive, those female monkeys pushed you to the ground..."

Halfway through the translation of Jiang Yun's words, he backhanded Jiang Houer and scolded him: "Nonsense, if you don't cooperate, how could they be forced to bow by their overlords."

"Forget it, the nature is hard to change. When you leave later, I will teach you a set of exercises to preserve essence and strengthen the kidney. You just need to practice more frequently."

Jiang Huanong and Jiang Baibai listened to the conversation between Jiang Yun and Jiang Houer. They wanted to laugh but didn't dare to.

The two of them had fought against Hou Er in Jiangjia Village. They had won and lost before, but after Jiang Yun came back, they lost very badly within a few days.

Fist is the last word, even in the mountain village, ignore me.

The two of them sat on the futon next to them, quietly watching Jiang Yun and the three little guys sitting cross-legged in front of the Sanqing Patriarch.

Jiang Yun made an exception to fetch the wooden fish today, he closed his eyes slightly, and tapped lightly!

Boom!

The clear and dull percussion sound made everyone's expressions shocked the moment it caught their ears.

While knocking on the wooden fish, Jiang Yun chanted scriptures in a low voice. The scriptures were difficult to understand, but they had a unique rhythm.

Jiang Baibai sat on the futon, his eyes glazed over, and his face showed confusion.

He felt the fatigue all over his body was fading rapidly, and there was a sense of emptiness in his mind.

It's a bit like getting up after sleeping for a few days and nights, that energetic feeling.

An hour of evening class was over in the blink of an eye.

Boom!

Jiang Yun slammed the wooden fish for the last time. He opened his eyes, let out a sigh of relief, then turned his head to look at the two of them, and asked, "You two, how do you feel?"

"It's very comfortable. I didn't feel this way when I heard the scriptures before. It's so strange!"

"Jiang Daochang's Taoism is so advanced that he has surpassed the old Taoist priest, and all the fatigue in my body has disappeared."

"True or false, black and white, don't lie to me!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room looked at the shocked two people and laughed out loud.

"It turns out that people in Jiangjia Village don't know that listening to the Taoist chanting scriptures can strengthen the body and relieve fatigue."

"It's over, the Taoist priest will have evening and morning classes in the future, there must be a crowd of people sitting outside!"

"Fuck, why is there a golden light outside the Taoist temple?"

"Hey, there is really a golden light, what is that?"

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Chapter 204 Disciple Respectfully Sends Master Off

Outside the Sanqing Hall, the golden light is shining brightly.

After everyone came outside the hall, they collectively froze in place.

I saw a golden auspicious cloud hanging above the ridge of the roof. The golden light was not dazzling. This was definitely a legendary phenomenon.

The drone deliberately flew high, wanting to get close to the golden auspicious clouds, but unfortunately the height of the clouds was beyond the signal receiving range of the drone.

Already some water friends are facing the mobile phone screen and began to worship.

"Fuck, this kind of vision can't be the legendary meritorious cloud, right?"

"The Taoist priest repaired the Sanqing Hall, the patriarch showed his spirit, and made great merit. Maybe he will fly up in place later."

"Recently, these phenomena have become more and more common. The Nantian Gate, the Heavenly Soldiers and Generals, and Guanyin finally let me see them with my own eyes today."

"What science can explain is called common sense, and what science cannot explain is science. Laymen, we must believe in science."

"The spirit revives, and the myth reappears. Everyone, see you on the road to immortality."

"I saw this phenomenon when I was a child. It was a unicorn. At that time, I was alone. There was no one in the field. The Chinese do not lie to the Chinese [secret observation]"

Jiang Yun looked at the golden light on Sanqing Hall, and he smiled frankly.

The water friends in my live broadcast room are really rare and strange.

Similar to this kind of scene, he saw it a lot in Tianyuan Taoist temple when he was young, and his master Chi Songzi also specially explained that he must believe in science.

"Every layman, the visions and auspicious clouds of merit and virtue you speak of are not real things. They are also real celestial phenomena, which are natural phenomena of a kind of mirage."

"Mirage, another name is mirage. The reason for its formation is the reflection of objects on the ground, refracted by the atmosphere, and projected into the virtual shadow of the clouds. In the final analysis, it is an optical phenomenon."

"It's just after dusk, and the water vapor in Wudang Mountain is relatively sufficient. It is estimated that the Huoshaoyun from other places happened to be projected over the Sanqing Palace by chance." Jiang Yun repeated what Master said verbatim .

Jiang Huanong poked his good brother Jiang Heibai's arm, lowered his voice, and asked, "Hey, do you believe it's a mirage?"

"Fuck, Daoist Jiang came as soon as he opened his mouth. We can't talk nonsense against our conscience!"

"It's not like we haven't seen a mirage before. When did you see this kind of mirage?" Jiang Baibai said with his eyes wide open.

The dialogue between the two live audiences directly made the water friends in the live broadcast room laugh.

"A coincidence is an explanation. Use this word if you can't explain it. Remember [cover your face]"

"So far, for all the mirage phenomena that have appeared, there is no corresponding physical building or object on the earth."

"In fact, the earth is sealed. We are in a parallel space. Every time there is a turbulence in time and space, the scene of the real space will be projected onto the earth."

"The court ladies and eunuchs who suddenly appeared in the Forbidden City in Beijing are said to have existed before, so the Nantianmen and the Tianpingtian Statue this time must have really existed before."

"Humans are very small, and the universe is boundless. Our cognition is limited. The invisible and intangible does not mean that it does not exist."