Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

Drizzle some water again to make sure the sand doesn't collapse, then cover it with some wet newspaper.

Many sharp-eyed water lovers discovered that the publishers of those newspapers had never been seen by themselves.

"Cultivation Express"?

Which publishing house is that, why can't I find it online?

Moreover, in the newspapers, words such as going out to fight in 99, Southeast Asian head lowering technique, Buddhist temple avoidance, and digital Tibetan Buddhism's big horn going down the mountain are quite eye-catching.

"Daoist, can you stop repairing your kiln first, and explain to us what the hell are those newspapers?"

"Xiu Xian Express, I checked it with several browsers, but I couldn't find any relevant content."

"The content of those newspapers is very well produced, and the layout is also very neat. It is definitely produced by a big publisher."

"I always feel that there are some things in the practice world that are hidden from us. I seem to have found evidence."

"The post-00s said, what did all the uncles and aunts do in 99, can you tell us about it?"

Jiang Yun glanced at the bullet screen in the live broadcast room, frowned slightly, and his eyes unconsciously drifted to the upper left several times on the spot.

He pondered for a long time before slowly opening his mouth: "Every layman, you have to believe the explanation of the poor."

"Actually, many priests in Wudang Mountain are suffering from severe secondary illnesses. These Cultivating Immortal Daily are the product of their making up and messing around together when they were young."

"Because the sales were not good, they lost a lot of money. After running four or five issues, they didn't even sell fifty copies of the newspaper. Later, they had a quarrel and broke up the newspaper."

"The Tianyuan Daoist newspapers have been used for more than ten years and have not been used up. Don't think about it, nothing really happened in 99."

Many water friends in the live broadcast room began to feel injustice for Mr. Chisong.

Through Jiang Yun's usual chatter, they came to a conclusion that he was really a miraculous Taoist priest.

It's a pity that I was born at an untimely time, and I didn't meet a good time. Otherwise, if I start a live broadcast now, the popularity will definitely not be worse than that of my apprentice.

Jiang Yun rolled some straw, loess, straw and water, and stirred it into a semi-dry paste on a white plastic sheet.

He pasted the mixed yellow mud on the outer layer of the newspaper, and then buckled his index finger inward, piercing a row of densely packed small holes on the yellow mud layer.

Many intensive phobia patients in the live broadcast room almost died on the spot.

"Master Daoist, if you build a clay kiln, just build a clay kiln. Why do you do these fancy things?"

"It's scary, I feel like my scalp is numb..."

"I have seen the legendary Nine Yin White Bone Claw today."

Subsequently.

Following the same recipe, Jiang Yun remixed a portion of the yellow mud, and the remaining beer bottle was sandwiched between two layers of yellow mud and stuck into the middle of the outer layer of the kiln.

The excess yellow mud was kneaded into strips and molded into the shape of two pointed ears on the two sticks inserted in front.

The wooden stick at the back is molded into a fox's tail.

The location of the kiln mouth is shaped into a cute version of Xiaobai with his mouth wide open.

A fox-shaped clay kiln has begun to take shape, and the water friends in the live broadcast room are really envied.

"Okay... so cute!"

"If I were Xiaobai, and I saw this kiln, I would make a promise to the Taoist priest."

"Hehehe, lesbians in the barrage area, do you think that Xiaobai hasn't made a promise now?"

"That's right, Taoist priest and Xiaobai sleep together in the same bed every day, and the two of them have long since become husband and wife."

"The Daoist is really a fastidious person. He does not forget to show his love when he works, and Neptune can't do this [funny]"

Jiang Huanong and his brother dragged Jiang Yun who was going to the kitchen, and they pointed to the clay kiln with very excited expressions.

"Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, you two don't want to have one at home, do you?"

"That's right!"

"This kiln can not only be used to carbonize wood, but also to bake bread, dried fruit, roast chicken, etc. It is also very good, and it will have a more fruity woody aroma than those baked in the oven."

"The beer glass bottle and the small holes pierced are for heat preservation. I am drawing a design drawing now, and I will take pictures and send it to you later."

"If you laymen in our live broadcast room want to learn, you can also join the fan group. Pindao will send a copy to all the groups later." After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he went into the room to get a pen and paper.

The 10,000+ water friends in his live broadcast room kept contacting his room manager and asked for the group number of the fan group.

"Where is the fan group number? Is the Taoist priest in the group?"

[Xiao Min]: "Daoist Jiang Yun's QQ group number is 306174878. After adding this group, I will announce the next group number."

"Fuck, big female dragon, are you in that group?"

"Join the group, quietly wait for the Taoist leader to send benefits."

"I really don't know why I want to join the group. My family has no place to build that kiln, but it feels like a big loss not to join the group [cover face]"

"Outside the number, outside the number, the Taoist leader will send red envelopes and personal life photos in the fan group from time to time. The old members said that I am responsible for my words."

Half an hour later, Jiang Yun finished drawing the detailed construction drawings of the earthen kiln, and after taking photos and sending them to Jiang Huanong and his brother, he opened QQ, only to be stunned.

The big fan leader Xiao Min once again built more than 30 fan groups with 2000 people, and each group was full.

Judging from the experience of the peers, only about one tenth of the water friends will take the initiative to join the fan base of the anchor.

The proportion of water friends joining the group in my live broadcast room has exceeded one-half. Sure enough, the charm of monks is relatively large.

After Jiang Yun shared the pictures in the fan groups, he distributed several red envelopes as benefits in each fan group.

For a popular anchor on all platforms, friendly interaction with water friends is a compulsory course.

Whether it was the editor-in-chief Wutong or the editor-in-charge of Transparent, Jiang Yun had been told several times.

Earthen kilns now have to be dried in the shade for several hours before a fire can be fired inside to harden the kiln body.

Taking advantage of this gap, Jiang Yun came to the kitchen, ready to cook a meal for the three of them.

Tricholoma, black fungus and day lily are three dry goods put aside for soaking.

Cut the pork belly into cubes, sauté the onion, ginger and garlic until fragrant, add spices, then add three kinds of soaked dry goods, and then add tofu and cabbage inside.

"Ladies and gentlemen, if this rotten meat noodles is to be delicious, it must be boiled until the tofu and cabbage are so rotten that they can be easily crushed with chopsticks."

"Then pour some water starch into it, this step is called thickening, then take it out of the pan while it's hot, cook some noodles, and spread a layer of this saozi on top."

"The ratio of noodles to glutinous rice must be one to three, so it tastes the most delicious." Jiang Yun talked in the kitchen.

Jiang Huanong and his brother were outside the kitchen, almost crying outside.

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Chapter 202 What Vegetarian Eat?

Jiang Yun took three sea bowls the size of human heads. After filling the noodles and saozi, he poured some garlic paste and wiped it on the sides of the sea bowls.

Garlic must be eaten for noodles, otherwise the aroma will be reduced by half. This old saying is true.

In the backyard of Tianyuan Taoist Temple, after putting some chili oil in the bowl, the three big men squatted down against the wall, slid by the bowl, holding chopsticks, and started making noodles in a daze.

The water friend in the live broadcast room looked at the golden saozi juice wrapped on his face, and his stomach growled.

"Well, it looks delicious."

"That's right, it doesn't hurt to eat here, and pick your ears with scissors there."

"Rotten meat noodles are not fun to eat, they used to be cut-off noodles [cover face]"

"Show to friends in the south, northerners really don't eat noodles with boiled noodles and throw two vegetable leaves."

"Master Daoist, where are you, you don't answer your calls, you don't reply to your messages, I'm going crazy, I'm lost alone with my bowl and chopsticks [Tears Running]"

"The host's rotten meat noodles are almost interesting, there is no fried pepper oil."

"The Rotten Pork Noodles of Deyun Food Series, special show for Brother Qian, we should smoke after eating, and burn our heads when we smoke."

"Daoist, don't everyone advocate vegetarianism now, is it not good for you to eat fish and meat every day?"

"Being vegetarian, what kind of vegetarian are you eating? I have evolved for tens of thousands of years. Is it just to eat grass?"

"Those celebrities say that being a vegetarian is good for your health, but I don't know if it's true or not."

After Jiang Yun finished eating the noodles, he wiped his mouth, poured a bowl of noodle soup, and continued to lean against the wall, intending to slip away.

Looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room, I found that the water friends were talking about vegetarianism.

"Every layman, please stop arguing. Regarding whether you should be a pure vegetarian or not, Pindao thinks that the old Taoist Zhang has a better say."

"The old man has studied Chinese medicine for decades and is also a vegetarian lover. I'll give him a call and see what he has to say." Jiang Yun took out his mobile phone and dialed the number of old Taoist Zhang Zhishun.

After exchanging a few pleasantries, the words became clear.

There was a moment of silence on the other end of the phone, and then, there was a roar.

The old man got angry and got very angry, even his voice trembled a little.

"Boy, the old man has been busy installing GPS on Zhuzhu and Brother Snake recently. I didn't watch the news. Why is this messing around again?"

"Please explain to me clearly, who is the expert two hundred and five, who dare to say such a thing, I will go to him to argue!"

Jiang Yun quickly comforted: "Mr. Zhang, calm down, don't make yourself angry. These are some celebrities and financial giants speaking in the media, and have nothing to do with experts."

"Can you believe what those two types of people say?"

"They talk about health, but they think about business!"

"They are addicted to money and life every day. They eat and vomit all kinds of fish and meat, and they don't do physical activities. They have reached the point of aging and fading. It is good to eat some vegetarian food."

"But it's only been a few years for China to realize the freedom to eat meat. Have we forgotten our roots so quickly?"

"If the workers and peasants who are sweating profusely in the fields and open spaces are vegetarians, can their nutrition keep up?

If children who are growing up are vegetarians, can their nutrition keep up?

If the soldiers who work hard to guard the border are vegetarians every day, can their nutrition keep up? "

"At any time, an actor can look down on all beings from the perspective of a god, and still point fingers, wear real fur, carry a real leather bag and say those things, it's really standing up and down!"

"Hang up, I'm going to take a video to refute those people's views. The old man is willing to cut himself, I have nothing to fear!" After the old Taoist Zhang Zhishun finished cursing, he hung up the phone directly.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were quite relieved to hear it.

In the barrage area, 666 was clicked on the full screen.

"After all, the lower class is the lower class, and some of the things the ancestors said still have some truth."

"I work on a construction site. In summer, the construction site is full of stones, sand and steel bars. The temperature in some places can reach [-] or [-] degrees. If you don't eat meat, you really can't stand it."

"Those people have balanced nutrition, and a breakfast costs 600 yuan."

"Celebrities have their own nutritionists, and they usually supplement with bird's nest donkey-hide gelatin. We ordinary people, especially those with physical strength, are vegetarians, haha."

"I reluctantly accept the saying that being a vegetarian is healthier, but what the hell is being a vegetarian is more noble?"

"Andy Lau is a vegetarian at home. When filming, he ate box lunches with the crew. There is a difference between people and dogs. No wonder others are popular all their lives."

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room, coughed dryly, and said, "Dear water friends, stop scolding, stop scolding."

"Pindao heard that Ying Jiang started to develop artificial meat. Those people are full of vegetarianism and full of vegetarian meat business."

"If you don't believe me, you can look up the stocks they bought recently. Those things are the ones that really hit the essence, and you can understand it at a glance."

The water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly realized.

Some time ago, the video of being a vegetarian went viral. Those people stood on the moral high ground and promoted it wildly. They couldn't find an entry point if they wanted to fight back.

Now it seems that the entry point has to start from the wallet.

Sure enough, in the society of adults, there is an economic industrial chain behind every word and deed.

"Why do I feel like I missed a lot of 50 again?"

"The time has come to slay demons and demons, those people are really going crazy."

"It has nothing to do with me eating shit, just don't hinder me from eating meat, it's really annoying."

"It's all a bunch of sanctimonious hypocrites who will do anything for a few bucks."

"I ate too much artificial meat, additives, and preservatives, and I didn't know how it died. Then whoever sold vegetarian meat dumplings in the live broadcast room ended up not eating them, so funny."

The three of them ate a large bowl of noodles, and then drank a large bowl of noodle soup. They all burped, stood up, and jumped twice.