Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

Jiang Yun found out that the water friend in his live broadcast room had gone mad, and he tried every means to explain it, but it was useless.

In desperation, he performed lightness kung fu, leaped to the sky above the Sanqing Hall.

It was strange to say that after people jumped on it, the golden auspicious clouds above gradually dimmed.

Above the night sky, the stars are shining brightly, and under the night sky, insects are constantly singing.

"Ladies and gentlemen, take a good look. The one just now is indeed a mirage, not some vision of heaven and earth. We have to believe in science." Jiang Yun explained solemnly.

The water friends in the live broadcast room also gradually calmed down.

Although they did not believe Jiang Yun's explanation, the facts speak louder than words.

Under normal circumstances, it takes only ten minutes for a mirage to appear and disappear.

The golden auspicious clouds on Tianyuan Taoist Temple happened to be within that time frame.

"Master Dao, I believe what you said, come down quickly, the roof is dangerous, the night is dark, and there is dew on the tiles, what if your feet slip and fall?"

"Although I don't want to believe it, the explanation is reasonable, so I admit it."

"The Taoist leader knows how to do light work. As long as there is a place to unload his strength, he dares to jump from a height of 300 meters."

"Anchor: Laymen, don't talk nonsense, poor people are afraid of heights [funny]"

Jiang Yun was standing on the roof. Just as he was about to jump off, he raised his eyes and saw Zixiao Peak in front of him.

The peak of Zixiao Peak was also shining with golden light at this time, and there seemed to be a Taoist in the golden light, and Yukong flew away.

He seems to have been standing there just now and has been peeping this way, and looking at his figure and attire, he always feels a little familiar.

goodong...

Jiang Yun swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and he thought to himself: Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, wouldn't that be Master?

"Filling all the worlds of the ten directions, always with majestic power, to rescue all sentient beings, and to escape from going astray.

All sentient beings are unaware, just like seeing the sun and the moon blindly.

Qingyun opened the gate of life, auspicious smoke, dead bodies, the first history of Xuanyuan, and a sense of opportunity through auspiciousness.

……

The Supreme Being saves the suffering, and the disciple Jiang Yun is sent to the Master in the Tianyuan Taoist Temple! "

Jiang Yunkou recited the scriptures, and bowed to Zixiao Peak in front of him.

The drone turned its direction, and the lens was aimed at Zixiao Peak, and because the drone's pixels were excellent, the shots were extremely clear.

The water friends in the live broadcast room also saw the golden light flickering over there, and in the golden light, a Taoist figure walked away with a sword.

"My mother, is that the legendary Chisong real person?"

"Jiang Daochang: Laymen, don't panic. It's just a small scene. My master came to see the poor Taoist. It's reasonable to make some golden light."

[Wudang Chen Yunlong]: "The patriarch of the Sanqing is here, why did the man come back? That's unscientific!"

[Hunyuan faction Lei Mo'an]: "Blessings are boundless Tianzun, Hunyuan faction Lei Mo'an respectfully send Senior Brother Chisong!"

[Maoshan faction Lin Zhengfa]: "Tianyuan cannot be insulted. Sure enough, the words of our ancestors still have two points of truth."

……

"??????"

"Why are there so many masters from the Daoist sect? Could it be that the golden light over there is not a mirage, but real?"

"Dear priests, I have just turned 12 years old. If you want to accept apprentices, please give priority to me [cover your face]"

"Tianyuan Taoist Temple is a mirage here, but the golden light over there is real. The anchor is not lying to us, right?"

Looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room, Jiang Yun scratched his head in embarrassment.

He was just guessing at first, and then bowed over there, but he didn't expect not only to deceive the water friend, but even the fellow Taoists believed it to be true.

Master is traveling on a crane, how could he come back to see himself, that's unscientific!

Just when Jiang Yun was about to explain, a golden light suddenly appeared around him, and the golden auspicious cloud that had just disappeared reappeared.

In the dark night, an ordinary-looking little Taoist priest stands on the roof of the Sanqing Hall with his hands behind his back, bathed in golden light, which gives people a strong sense of visual impact.

Countless water friends in the live broadcast room began to yell, asking Jiang Yun to give him an explanation.

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Chapter 205 Disciple, do you want to die?

"My fellow Taoists, laymen, you have to believe in science, and you have to listen to the poor Taoist explanation. This golden light has a certain scientific principle." After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he stood there in a daze for a long time.

A thin layer of sweat broke out on his forehead, and finally he said bravely: "The golden light reappeared because of resonance."

"It is estimated that the chanting sound reached the frequency of resonating with the sky and the earth again by chance and coincidence, so the mirage reappeared."

"If it's not the cause of resonance, it should be quantum mechanics. In short, everyone has to believe in science."

Facing Jiang Yun's explanation, the water friends in the live broadcast room, the water friends in the live broadcast room were all silent.

[Wudang Chen Yunlong]: "Junior Brother Jiang doesn't need to explain, everyone understands everything."

[Hunyuan faction Lei Mo'an]: "That's right, fellow Taoists, everyone understands everything, don't make things difficult for Daoist Jiang."

[Slight Pai Yingyan] Reward ten treasure maps, with a message: "Brother Chisong's figure is really extraordinary, open your eyes, open your eyes."

[Maoshan School Lin Zhengfa]: "My colleagues, everyone understands that the golden light does appear because of resonance and quantum mechanics."

[Wang Kaijie of the Shaoyang School]: "You don't need to evolve. I can prove that it is because of resonance and quantum mechanics."

The water friends in the live broadcast room watched the explanations of the priests, and fell silent again.

Good guy, quantum mechanics has been moved out, so what else does it explain?

Jiang Yun turned over and jumped directly from the Sanqing Hall.

After he landed steadily, the golden auspicious cloud also disappeared.

"Everyone, Pindao is a bit tired from work today, so that's the end of today's live broadcast. Let's rest early and see you tomorrow, shall we?" Jiang Yun pointed at the camera of the drone and downloaded the broadcast directly.

He took out his mobile phone and called his elder brother Chen Yunlong.

Chen Daochang is still quite reliable, answering the phone in seconds.

"Hey, Junior Brother Jiang, those old antiques in the Daoist Association have warned me just now, if you make such big moves next time, you can't start the live broadcast."

"Brother Chen, what big move?"

"You still want to hide it from us. The sudden appearance of Jin Guang and your master at Zixiao Peak twice just now really shocked us."

"If it wasn't for us helping you to smooth things over in the live broadcast room, do you think you can explain clearly in front of 10,000+ viewers?" Daoist Chen Yunlong's voice trembled.

Jiang Yun touched his nose and said with a smile: "Brother Chen, I just explained everything clearly, it is because of resonance, if not, then it is quantum mechanics."

"The water friends in my live broadcast room are not as feudal and superstitious as you think. They all quite believe in science."

"Undecided when things happen, quantum mechanics, thank you for thinking of this excuse." Daoist Chen Yunlong said helplessly: "Okay, it's up to you, just pay attention to your words and deeds, Daoist Association, I will help you Explanation."

"By the way, what are you calling me for?"

"Senior Brother Chen, last time you said that Guanwei could ask you for help. I plan to repaint the interior murals of Sanqing Hall tomorrow. I am short of paint."

"Paints don't need to be well prepared, the ones commonly used in our Taoist sect will do. If you are sincere, you will be effective. My small Taoist temple is too luxurious, it's not good." Jiang Yun said.

Chen Yunlong's voice was quite calm, and he promised that he would contact the supplier now and ask Chen Shilei to deliver it at ten o'clock tomorrow morning at the latest.

After Jiang Yun hung up the phone, Jiang Hualong came over. He looked excited and asked in a low voice: "Jiang Daochang, I heard what you two said just now."

"Is that figure on Zixiao Peak really your master, Daoist Chisong?"

"Brother Huanong, the Chinese don't lie to the Chinese, it's really not my master!"

"The villagers of our Jiangjia Village, who has never seen the golden auspicious clouds appearing in Tianyuan Taoist Temple, you are a teacher of the people after all, don't engage in feudal superstition!" Jiang Yun said solemnly.

Jiang Hualong and Jiang Baibai had no choice but to say goodbye and leave.

After the two left, Jiang Yun closed the gate of the Taoist temple.

When he came back, he looked at the Sanqing Palace, shook his head, spoke again, and recited the scriptures: "All over the ten directions, always with supernatural power, to rescue all living beings, and to escape from the lost way.

All sentient beings are unaware, just like seeing the sun and the moon blindly.

......"

Just after reading a few sentences, the sky full of golden light appeared again.

Seeing this, Jiang Yun stuck out his tongue, and quickly gave up, and then the golden light disappeared.

All right.

Now it can be ruled out that this golden light has nothing to do with Master, but what exactly are those golden lights?

No way, it's really auspicious as the water friend said, right?

That's not scientific. My own chanting voice can summon auspicious clouds of merit and virtue, and the auspicious clouds' compulsion is too low.

Jiang Yun couldn't figure it out. He warmed up a bowl of leftover rotten meat noodles for Jiang Houer, watched him squatting next to the table, and ate it bit by bit with chopsticks.

After Jiang Houer ate and drank enough, he bowed down to Jiang Yun.

It patted its belly, then took out a toothpick from its armpit, shaved its teeth, and left the Taoist temple slowly.

From the beginning to the end, Xiao Hei hid behind the stone manger, trembling the whole time, not even showing his tail.

"The traitor, how come he has become a bit social now?" Jiang Yun frowned, puzzled.

After a brief wash, he went back to the room with Xiaobai to sleep.

After the Taoist temple quieted down, Xiao Hei came out and started scurrying around to catch mice. It behaved quite conscientiously.

Jiang Yun was lying on the bed. He patted Xiaobai's head, hummed a lullaby softly, and then checked his achievements today.

139 million reputation points.

A golden auspicious cloud appeared in today's live broadcast, and the popularity of the live broadcast exploded. The official tiger fish specially gave a banner recommendation, which gained a lot of followers.

"System, conduct an advanced lottery draw!"

"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained a copy of the secret book "Dotting the Eyes"."

""The Touch of Eyes": In traditional paintings, the eyes are the windows of the soul, but in Taoist portraits, the eyes are the inspirational pens of the gods."

"The touch-up technique, the host can touch up to twenty god statues every day, the higher the level of cultivation, the better the touch-up effect, to the extreme, there will be a spiritual effect."

After Jiang Yun finished drawing the prize, he thought about it, and he should save the rest of the prestige points first.

The effect of high-level prizes is not a bit stronger than that of middle-level and low-level prizes.

that night.

There was a sudden sound of thunder in Jiang Yun's ear.

"Stupid boy, don't go to sleep, don't you really know the condition of your dantian?"

"Disciple, your kid has been dying since he was a child, but luckily your teacher showed up today, otherwise you'll be cold, wake up!"

Jiang Yun woke up from his sleep, he opened his eyes with difficulty, looked at the figure standing beside the bed, stupid!

"Master, didn't your old man leave? Why are you back?"

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Chapter 206 The first time, it hurts

Taoist Chisong was wearing a gray Taoist robe with a long sword hanging from his waist. He stroked his beard and looked at the apprentice who couldn't even open his eyes with a smile on his face.

Yun: "Very good, very good, my apprentice is not sleeping yet!"

Jiang Yun looked at Master and remained silent for a long time.

He suddenly understood Zhang Huaimin's feelings in "Journey to Chengtian Temple at Night".

Fortunately, one is a close relative and friend, and the other is a master with the kindness of nurturing. Otherwise, adding up the history and the present, at least two murders would have occurred.

"Disciple, to make a long story short, I am here to help you practice as a teacher!"

"It's running out of time. You should close your eyes and look inside the dantian and the seven meridians and eight meridians. Fortunately, the teacher came early. Otherwise, with your sleepy nature, you won't know when the dantian explodes."