Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"Every layman, what Pindao said at the beginning, the following story is purely fictitious, don't take it seriously!"

"At that time, the country had already been established, so how could such outrageous things like Huang Pizi begging for title happen?"

The water friends in the live broadcast room, persevering, made up the follow-up to the story by themselves.

"I'm an author of an online article. Normally, in that case, the protagonist should get rid of the demon."

"Master Akamatsu was learning foreign languages ​​at that time. When he met a weasel who could speak English, he should have taken it for his own use, right?"

"I think it's more fragrant to be a 1 meter tall girl with white hair and cat ears who is rich and only loves me alone."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were excited to listen, so Jiang Yun told the second story related to cultivating immortals.

And this story is related to his previous life.

And the degree of bizarreness of this story is really even worse than that of Huang Pizi.

"Every layman, the story that Pindao told, I can no longer tell whether it is a memory of my previous life or a dream."

"Anyway, the story is purely fictitious, so don't take it seriously, just listen to it and relieve your boredom."

Jiang Yun threw two sticks of firewood into the boiler. He stared at the gradually growing flames, and told the story of worshiping the sect in his previous life.

The place where the story takes place is in the Great Xia Dynasty in a different world, the largest sect in the Sichuan and Sichuan regions - Tanmen!

"Everyone, Tanmen in that world is really a very powerful sect. It is said that the founder of the sect has the ability to open up the world."

"To join that sect, you need to go through the Zongmen Trial. You can only enter the outer sect to practice if you persist in the Zongmen's big formation for a quarter of an hour."

"At that time, I followed a fellow villager in the village to join in the fun, and registered by the way. There were tens of thousands of applicants at the same time."

The water friends in the live broadcast room saw Jiang Yun's serious face, so they believed it three points, and slowly listened to it.

"I just said that Chang is not an ordinary person. He must have become a top power in that world!"

"Tanmen, Sichuan and Shu area, why do I feel that school is familiar?"

"Peat, it seems that what happened in [-] can't be hidden. I am a member of the Space-Time Management Bureau. The Taoist priest is actually a time traveler. I want to arrest the Taoist priest."

"The time traveler has appeared, is there any son of the plane, go over and suppress it?"

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage, smiled, and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, listen to Pindao and continue."

"That world is the ancient practice world. The Tanmen's Zongmen formation can accommodate tens of thousands of people to pass through the barrier at the same time without affecting each other."

"I received a checkpoint pass token from an elder, and then walked into the sect's great formation—the Erxianqiao lore-killing formation!"

"After entering the formation, two stone corridors immediately appeared in front of me. The two corridors were exactly the same, and there were swords, lights and swords shining inside, which looked extremely dangerous."

"In front of the corridor, there is a stone tablet, one with Yangguan Avenue written on it, and the other with Chenghua Avenue written on it."

As we all know, if you want to go to Erxian Bridge, you must take Chenghua Avenue.

Jiang Yun walked into Chenghua Avenue without saying a word.

In the corridor, there were flashes of swords and swords everywhere, so he complained: "There are so many swords that attack independently, what if they hurt someone, has the sect recorded these swords?"

As soon as the words fell, the shadows of swords, lights and swords in the corridor disappeared immediately.

At the same time, the outside of Tanmen was in complete chaos.

The elder in charge of Jiang Yun's breakthrough found him sitting on the ground in fright after he walked Chenghua Avenue.

Repeatedly muttering in his mouth: "That kid, how dare he!"

"Where is Chenghua Avenue? It is the place that the ancestor of Tanmen set up when he set up the sect. That place is the most dangerous place in the Erxianqiao formation."

"Except for the ancestors of the sect, even the suzerains of the past did not dare to break in easily."

"And according to the legacy left by the ancestors, if you can pass through the Chenghua Avenue safely, then you are a well-deserved holy son of the Tan family."

There was a commotion at the Tanmen, from the suzerain up to the disciples from the outer sect, they all ran over to join in the fun.

In Chenghua Avenue, when Jiang Yun saw the shadow of the sword disappear, everyone else was dumbfounded.

He walked to the end of the corridor and saw a familiar figure, and that figure was Officer Tan.

This world is a world where words follow the law, and the foreign race was originally in power, and the human race was suppressed.

At that time, many people traveled to the past and established many sects such as Tanmen, Mozong, and Jurisprudence.

When this fellow saw fellow fellows, his eyes were full of tears, and the key word for walking out of Chenghua Avenue was the filing of swords.

Because Jiang Yun has a strong sense of the rule of law, it is logical to become the holy son of Tanmen...

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Chapter 195

The water friends in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded.

"Master Daoist, you have nothing to say, and you don't have to talk to us here, do you?"

"Why did I feel so dazed when I heard that story? Why did Officer Tan even come out?"

"Damn, it turns out that even if you go to another world, to Erxianqiao, you have to walk Chenghua Avenue."

"Master Daoist, please explain to us what it means to follow the law of words. If I go to that world and follow the law of words, wouldn't I be invincible?"

Jiang Yun stared at the flames burning in the boiler, and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, that world is not as simple as you think."

"If you want to follow the law, you must resonate with the beliefs of heaven and earth. It's just that Pindao doesn't know why he fits so well with that world."

"In fact, this world is very similar to that world. Can't those in high positions here also be able to follow the law to a certain extent?"

"One of the two is expressed in the form of physics, and the other is expressed in the form of laws."

In the live broadcast room, [-]% of the water friends didn't believe it at all.

If you say what you say, isn't that pure nonsense?

Jiang Yun looked at the doubts of the water friends in the live broadcast room, he smiled, pinched a magic formula in his hand, pointed out the window with the other hand, and said indifferently: "The world is boundless, the mysterious heart is righteous, and the thunder of the nine heavens, listen to my order."

"Lei come to protect yourself!"

Kacha~~

rumbling~

Rumble rumble~~

rumble rumble rumble~~

There was loud thunder and lightning in the air.

The water friends listened to the thunder, watched the lightning, and remained silent.

Jiang Yun stood up, frowned, and said, "There are some things that even the poor can't explain. Anyway, everyone should believe in science."

"It's just that the thunder method I learned over there is exactly the same as what my master taught. Some things are really mysterious. Believe it or not."

[Huaxi Contractor] Reward a treasure map with a message: "Thank you, Taoist priest, for clarifying my doubts."

"Master Daoist, you may not believe it when you tell me, but today I was on the construction site, and I personally encountered something that cannot be followed by words."

"One of my workers pointed to the sky and shouted that the wind was coming, and a tornado erupted on the construction site. In less than three minutes, a thousand square meters of sand from me was swept away."

Most of the water friends in the live broadcast room finally began to waver in their hearts.

Shout out to the wind, you can summon a tornado, and you can steal 1000 square meters of sand. Is it true that there is no way to follow words in this world?

If not, then the Daoist would say thunder, why can he often summon Tianlei?

"Everyone, do you think there is a shortage of sand in the expansion of the Heavenly Court?"

"The Great Sage Equaling Heaven broke down the Nantian Gate again. The Jade Emperor asked Fengshen to repair it, so he came down to get materials."

"Did the gods in the sky give me the money? Who is responsible for the purchase? Go to him, the gods have to teach the law!"

"The expansion of Nantianmen, the contractor, should be on the aid list, but I don't know if there will be a stone tablet next to it, and his name will be engraved on [funny]"

Jiang Yun looked at the special effect of the gift in the live broadcast room, and said, "Thank you for the treasure map that Huaxi Contractor gave you, Layman Contractor, although you have given a gift, you still have to say what you have to say."

"I recommend you go to the police directly. There are 1.4 tons of sand in one square, and 1000 tons in 1400 square meters. How can a tornado sweep away in 3 minutes?"

"We have to believe in science. Without cultivation, it is impossible to summon a tornado by calling out wind."

[Huaxi Contractor]: "I'm sorry, the Taoist priest is right, I'm going to report the case."

Many water friends can't hold back anymore.

"It really depends on the science. The material workers and guards on the construction site couldn't sleep tonight."

"It feels like the Taoist priest is talking nonsense, but what he said has two points of truth. How can this be explained?"

"Although Pindao can cut out sword energy and use sword light, all of this can be explained by science, and then the Taoist priest jumped off the cliff [funny]"

"If one day, Pindao holds the tail grass and chops up the stars in the sky, laymen should also know that these can all be explained, and you have to believe in science [dog head saves life]"

When Jiang Yun was halfway through the fire, Jiang Hualong came out of the house.

He smelled like barbecue, and when he came in, he picked up Xiao Hei who was already asleep by the boiler, threw it aside, and sat down by himself.

"Jiang Daochang, the sheep has been roasted, and the pig slaughter feast is in progress, and the dinner will be ready in about half an hour."

"You were just talking about stealing with the fans in the live broadcast room. Let me tell you, I encountered an incident a few years ago, which is really bizarre."

Jiang Huanong added several sticks of firewood to the boiler, and when the fire got hot, he warmed up and talked about an incident he had personally experienced.

That incident happened about two years ago.

An old teacher went to participate in a big exam to set questions. As the questioner, he carried a briefcase with the test materials.

The information inside is very ordinary, but the level of confidentiality is quite high, and it belongs to the information of the secret level.

He went to the station to buy a ticket, and while waiting for the train to arrive, he went to the nearby restaurant for a meal.

As a result, there was a thief who didn't have long eyes and stared directly at the briefcase.

After the old teacher finished eating, he found that his briefcase had been stolen, and he called the police directly.

It was related to secret-level information, so after a blanket search, the thief was caught in two hours. It was nothing to do with it.

As a result, after the thief opened the briefcase, he found a stack of documents inside, and then burned it to destroy the evidence.

"Jiang Daochang, do you think that thief is stupid? It was originally an ordinary crime of theft, and he can stay for a few days at most."

"He burned the materials, and then things got serious. The devil knows if he secretly transferred the materials and colluded with someone."

"Because the level of leaking could not be assessed, that guy was sentenced to 12 years. Poor!" Jiang Huanong exclaimed.

I thought it was a small crime, but it was actually a big crime.

That incident was a big deal at the time, and many water friends in the live broadcast room had heard of it.

"The thief was not wronged. Back then, there was a monkey who stole a few peaches and was sentenced to 500 years in prison."

"Not only did he steal a few peaches, but he also defecated everywhere, which is a combined punishment for several crimes."

"The Drifting Monk has something to say, but I just broke a cup, and I was relegated to the world!"

"Let's not talk about the Journey to the West. A buddy in our village dug out a sparrow's nest and was sentenced to ten years in prison."

"I picked up a rope on the road, but I didn't see a cow on the other end of the rope. Uncle policeman, listen to my explanation."

Looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room, Jiang Yun remembered something that happened recently, and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, the crime of stealing earphones is actually quite serious, especially Apple earphones."

The water friends in the live broadcast room looked at Jiang Yun, and they discovered it for the first time.

Although the anchor is in the Taoist temple, he still closely follows the facts.

"Master Dao, you said that regardless of the facts, is it possible that I am the richest man in the world?"

"Leaving aside the facts, laymen, do you think it is possible for me to be more handsome than Daochang?"

"Low EQ: I'm going to be a rascal

High EQ: Leaving the Facts Behind”

"If I stand on the sidelines today, and when disaster strikes me in the future, no one will cheer for me. I suddenly feel a little afraid that this live broadcast room will be blocked."

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Chapter 196