Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

Those two red-brick houses were built very elegantly. Although they only cost tens of thousands of yuan, the effect of the construction is no worse than that built by Mr. Gansu who spent 132 million yuan.

Jiang Yun entered the backyard, looked at the big hole in the steel plate above the sheep house that was struck by lightning, and fell into deep thought.

This is unscientific, why did Tianlei hack this house?

He walked out of the sheep house, jumped up and glanced at the roof, then understood, and immediately advised: "You two laymen, you should be careful!"

"The location of this goose farm is already high, and you still have an antenna there. No wonder it was struck by lightning three times."

"It's lucky that no one was hit. It doesn't cost much to set up WiFi now, but don't set up an antenna on the top of the mountain to watch TV."

The water friends in the live broadcast room nodded, and they all acted as an afterthought.

"Fuck, it's no wonder that you should believe in science. The Taoist priest is right."

"Put an antenna on the top of the mountain to watch TV. This is really a long life for the old birthday star who hanged himself!"

"Remember, there used to be a family in our village who watched TV on rainy days. Lei followed the antenna and hacked their TV."

When Jiang Yun returned to the sheep house, he looked at the black goat lying straight on the ground, frowned, and checked it carefully.

There was indeed something wrong with this black goat. It had a terribly big belly, and its eyes were blood red when it opened.

"Three, you still have to believe in science."

"The strange behavior and aggressive behavior of herbivores are often caused by lesions in the digestive system, and this black goat is no exception."

"Its belly is so big. It's probably because of the large number of parasites in its stomach. In fact, you can give it some insecticide and it will be fine. Also, goats can stand up and walk, but it's rare."

A few people listened to Jiang Yun's analysis clearly and logically, and they couldn't hold on for a while.

However, many water friends in the live broadcast room stood up and testified for Jiang Yun.

There are water friends in Inner Mongolia and Xinjiang. They have raised many sheep at home and have seen goats walk.

There are also friends from the veterinary department of the Agricultural College or those who are veterinarians themselves. They posted a barrage of professional knowledge.

There is only one truth, herbivores do have a lot of weird behaviors or attack other animals or even people because of the lesions of the digestive system.

When Jiang Yun came to the backyard, he looked at the big fat pig that was struck by the lightning, shook his head, and said regretfully, "Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, what a miserable pig!"

"As long as its pig's nest is farther away from the backyard, it will not be struck to death by lightning, and the city gate catches fire, which will bring disaster to the fish in the pond. It is really a fate."

Jiang Hualong's brother breathed a sigh of relief, then ran into the room where he lived, and took out a large plastic bag from the refrigerator.

He untied the plastic bag and said, "Jiang Daochang, then take a look at this chicken."

"I'm still worried that it's the goat demon. I watch TV shows, and many Taoist priests will use the dead animals to make it, so I didn't dare to throw away the half chicken."

"Take a look. If there is nothing wrong with it, I'll dig a hole and bury it."

Jiang Yun looked at the half chicken, his expression changed, he frowned, and said, "No, what you told Pindao is wrong."

"What happened in this backyard actually has something else hidden..."

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Chapter 193

"Ladies and gentlemen, if you say something, you may not want to believe it. According to the analysis of the bite marks left on the chicken, the real murderer who killed the chicken was actually this big fat pig."

"Everyone, don't panic. Because pigs are omnivores, it's normal to kill a chicken. Don't over-explain." Jiang Yun explained seriously.

Several people at the scene looked at the pig struck to death by the thunder, and they all looked at each other in blank dismay.

It is understandable that the sheep got sick and died. The pig bit the chicken and was struck to death by lightning.

The water friends in the live broadcast room don't have so many scruples.

"Master Dao, is there such a thing as a causal cycle in this world?"

"The relationship between sheep, chickens and pigs, I feel a bit like a love triangle [cover face]!"

"Good guy, if I hadn't watched Conan for many years, I would have been shocked by the final ending, what is this all about!"

"Hahaha, I thought it was a bedtime horror story, but I didn't expect it to end up in science."

"Is the pig too unlucky to be struck to death by lightning, or is it because it killed the chicken and ate the chicken, so it was struck by lightning?"

"The Taoist leader definitely doesn't know about this matter, you have to ask God."

After a little rain.

Jiang Yun originally planned to leave, but Huanong's brother forced him to stay, saying that he wanted to repay him with a whole pig feast and a roast whole lamb.

"This layman, although there are no taboos in poverty, but it is really not good to eat too much big fish and meat. I have gained two catties from eating these few days."

"Daoist, don't refuse. If you don't take a bite of that pig and that sheep, none of us present will dare to move our chopsticks."

"Let's not waste food. It's a pity to dig a good pig and a sheep and bury them." Jiang Huanong also persuaded.

Jiang Yun sighed, and he whispered a Taoist name: "Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, sin, sin."

"You laymen have said that, so the poor will stay for a meal, and exercise tomorrow to lose weight."

The water friends in the live broadcast room did not understand.

"Daozhang, you have gained two catties. Is that called fat?"

"Eat a good meal today, lose weight tomorrow, and lose weight tomorrow, or lose weight tomorrow [funny]"

"I was quite afraid of that black goat and that big fat pig. I don't know why, but now I'm suddenly hungry."

Jiang Yun entered the room and began to warm up around the boiler.

In the winter in the north, we rely on heating to survive the winter.

And this winter in the south, you can only rely on your righteousness.

If the whole family is fine, basically after getting out of bed, the whole family has to keep warm in front of the brazier.

The process of slaughtering sheep and pigs was too bloody. In order to prevent the live broadcast room from being blocked, Jiang Yun did not go to the live broadcast to join in the fun.

But the sound from the backyard can still be heard inside the house.

Jiang Huanong sighed very much: "Brother, I hugged this sheep you raised when I was young, and it became so big in a blink of an eye."

"Before we killed the sheep, we still weighed the sheep's weight, made a record, and kept it in mind."

The water friends in the live broadcast room have already made up the picture in their brains.

"Everyone, Huanong is called sheep, and it's called Hua Camel for short."

"Huatuo is a generation of miracle doctors. He has cured lame chickens, heatstroke bamboo rats, and drunk pigs. Every time, the medicine is cured."

"It's just that the medicines prescribed are all spices, and they need to be assisted by charcoal fire, plus pots and pans [dog head to save life]"

"Does Huanong care about the sheep? He has the body of a sheep, he..."

"Hahaha, I seriously suspect that Huanong poisoned my brother's sheep because of the poison [funny]"

When the pig-killing banquet and the roasted whole lamb were in full swing in the backyard, Jiang Yun hugged Xiao Bai and watched the boiler roasting the fire.

He was a little helpless and said: "Ladies and gentlemen, this happened suddenly, and I had to take everyone to evening class today, but now I have no choice, just go back and forget it."

"It's estimated that there are still two hours before we can eat. It's actually a good time for everyone to chat. If you have anything you want to ask Pindao, feel free to ask."

"The poor must know everything and say everything."

He opened a poll and asked the water friends in the live broadcast room to choose between gossip, news, and anecdotes about cultivating immortals.

As a result, the vote for Talking about Immortal Cultivation Anecdotes was far ahead, crushing the votes for the other two options by a margin of nearly ten times.

"Every layman in the live broadcast room, since you want to hear the poor Taoist talk about cultivating immortals, then it's okay for me to talk about it."

"The following stories are purely fictitious adaptations, please don't believe them."

Jiang Yun talked about a strange incident that happened in a Taoist temple in the northeast when his master Chisong Zhenren was young.

One day he went out to visit friends, and after drinking too much, he walked back alone at night.

As we all know, there are not many things in Nagada in the Northeast, except that there are many Jiaxians who have become fine.

Practitioners naturally believe in science. On the way back, Chisong Zhenren met a yellow man standing up.

The yellow-skinned boy was very polite. After seeing someone, he bowed his hands to say hello, and then said with a smile: "Fellow daoist, please stay!"

According to its own statement, it is an honest weasel, living in the shrine every day, practicing diligently, and finally learned to speak human language and walk human ways.

It wants to become a human being, get rid of the animal way, and enter the human way.

After practicing enough, as long as someone says it looks like a human, it can transform into a human form and achieve a positive result.

"Fellow Daoist, I have two bags of grain here. They are wheat ears picked from the fields during the busy farming season. As long as you say that I look like a human being, I will give you these two bags of grain as a gift."

"Fellow Daoist, let me ask you, what do I look like?" Huang Pizi asked with a smile as he dragged out two bags of food.

When Jiang Yun said this, the barrage in the live broadcast room exploded.

Many water friends began to speculate on the ending of the story.

"Isn't it free for the monsters who once met Taoist Chisong?"

"Don't say that, Xiaobai met the Taoist priest, and he lived a good life, and even earned himself a formal salary."

"Selling hemp batches, meeting a weasel to ask for a seal, whatever you say it looks like, it will become whatever it is, if I meet it, I will definitely say it looks like a yellow girl."

"If everything can be changed, I think it would be nice to say that a weasel is like Reba."

"Huang Pizi from Northeast China, do you think it's possible for you to turn it into a beauty from Xinjiang?"

[The Sixteen Characters of Yin Yang]: "Don't think the story is too simple. If you say what a weasel looks like, then you have to bear the karma."

"If you can't afford it, you will get seriously ill, or you will die on the spot. You are still thinking about being like Reba and Nazha, which is very beautiful."

Jiang Yun nodded and said: "The yin and yang layman is right, Huang Pizi wants to be sealed, if you seal it into an adult, you will have to bear the corresponding price."

"The practice world should also pay attention to the conservation of energy. Although my master can bear the karma of making Huang Pizi a human being, whoever has nothing to do will like to cause trouble for himself."

"That night he was bored walking on the road, so he teased me with that yellow leather bag and chatted for a long time."

"The two of them chatted for half an hour, but the yellow-skinned boy became impatient and jumped onto the grain bag, and even his tail blew up."

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Chapter 194

Huang Pizi sprayed his saliva and roared angrily: "Fellow Daoist, let me ask you one last time, do you think I look like a human or a god?"

The unscrupulous water friends in the live broadcast room brushed the barrage one after another.

"Even with karma and a serious illness, I have to say, that weasel looks like a white-haired cat with black silk ears, but it's royal, it's radish, it's sweet, it's salty, it's arrogant and cute."

"It must be like a 1-meter-long rich girl with white hair and cat ears [dog head] who is arrogant and cute and only loves me."

"Like a 145 cm tall, sweet-looking, petite and soft-looking tsundere red-eyed blonde loli, isn't she sweet?"

"The biggest taboo: stay away from the human Two-dimensional circle."

"I feel that the yellow leather child should be like my dear Davari."

"Will Taoist Chisong pinch the weasel's neck, pinch a spell, summon Tianlei, and then ask: Pindao will never allow anyone to speak loudly to me, what did you just say?"

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage, he shook his head, and said with a smile: "Our Tianyuan Taoist temple has always been very reasonable, and the guides are quite friendly. How could it be possible to call Tianlei casually to attack people blindly?"

"My master was going abroad at that time, so he was learning English, and then he said casually: Sorry, I have no idea what you're talking about. (Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about.)"

The water friends in the live broadcast room were shocked by Chisong Douchang's operation on the spot.

Monks, do you know how to play like this?

Jiang Yun looked at Shuiyou's shocked barrage, shook his head, and continued talking about what happened that day.

The yellow-skinned child actually sneered, and said to himself that human beings are getting more and more stupid in doing things. Fortunately, he is a Huang Daxian who has seen the world, otherwise he would have missed this opportunity today.

It coughed twice, cleared its throat, and then stammered a sentence in English: "You learn from menow (you learn from me now)"

"Huaxia people don't lie to Huaxia people, and they don't lie to Huaxia's Huang Daxian!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room are really dumbfounded at this moment.

Now there are always videos on Douyin that Chinese people don't lie to Chinese people. Could it be that the Taoist priest played this trick with Huang Pizi decades ago?

When everyone asked about the follow-up story, Jiang Yun shook his head and said that it was all made up by the master to lie to him, and he didn't tell the follow-up matter.