Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"The master and apprentice in the natural Taoist temple are not good people, the old hero Guo has a good eye for people!"

"It's really my own father. I was afraid of being beaten, so I mobilized my son to top the tank. It's really a trap."

Aunt Guo made a quiet gesture to everyone, and then said with a smile: "Okay, let's not talk about this, I have two things now, one good and one bad."

"Honey, tell me I'm pregnant."

"What, we are both so old, we can't make this joke, you have been in the Northeast, why did you suddenly get pregnant?" Father Guo was dumbfounded.

Aunt Guo raised her eyebrows and scolded: "What a dead ghost, my mother is three months pregnant, think about it for yourself, whose seed is that in my stomach?"

"Do you not want to recognize this child and want me to destroy it?"

boom!

There was a muffled sound from Guo Daxia's side, followed by the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground.

An old man's voice came over: "You son-in-law, my daughter-in-law is pregnant, and you want him to get rid of it?"

"No, Dad, you listen to my explanation!"

"The old man is not deaf, I heard everything, you bastard, don't explain yourself!"

bang... bang...

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Chapter 178 Lei Fa Can Break Everything

Hearing the sound of his father being beaten, Guo Ming explained in embarrassment: "You don't need to panic, this is not domestic violence, this is the daily communication method of our Guo family."

"If you can do it, you don't have to force it. Not only can you solve the problem, but you can also exercise your body's ability to resist blows."

Everyone was silent, they thought of the video shot by Guo Daxia on Douyin.

Indeed, the Guo family educates their children, always sticking to the mountain with one blow. It turns out that this is a family-passed education method.

Jiang Yun was a little bit tongue-in-cheek listening to him, he patted his chest, secretly thankful in his heart.

Fortunately, the master is enough, I am too lazy to do anything with myself, usually only say a few words, and then leave it alone.

Some water friends in the live broadcast room looked at the strong Guo Ming and were quite unconvinced.

"Hey, the phone call is so intense, it won't kill people, right?"

"Tch, I watched the video. Guo Daxia's grandpa seems to be very good at fighting, but it's actually useless. Let's use an analogy. If I fight him one-on-one, he punches me. Although I die, I still refuse to accept it."

"Nowadays is a society ruled by law, domestic violence is against the law, my dad watched Guo Daxia's video, and actually wanted to practice Zhuangquan [Bao]!"

After a beating from his father and uncle, Guo Daxia finally had a chance to pick up his phone and explained: "My wife, don't get me wrong, I just didn't react."

"We definitely want a child. If you give birth to a boy, then we three will protect you together. If you give birth to a girl, then our father and I will protect you and your mother together."

"By the way, wife, isn't there another piece of good news? What is the good news?"

The smile on Aunt Guo's face gradually became stiff. On the other end of the phone, there was another roar of Nizi, followed by a burst of beatings.

She smiled, hung up the phone, and said to Guo Ming: "Son, don't be like your father, you have to learn to improve your emotional intelligence, or you will be beaten in the future."

"Mom, what's the bad news you want to tell?"

"Of course you found someone."

"Mom, I'm talking about someone, why is this a bad thing for our family?"

"Son, there is no mother who knows you better than your mother. Your father and I are sorry for your father-in-law and mother-in-law, so you have given away other people's cabbage, so prepare more dowry gifts." Aunt Guo sighed.

She took little senior sister Bai Jing back to her room, and whispered.

Guo Ming clutched his chest and remained silent, while Jiang Yun and Chen Shilei comforted their good brothers.

The water friends in the live broadcast room looked at the depressed Guo Daxia, and turned on the inappropriate mode one after another.

"Aunt Guo, this is a useless trumpet practice, and then you want to lose money and start practicing trumpet?"

"Hahaha, it's really bad news that your own pigs stole other people's cabbages."

"It's bad, my girlfriend has good news and bad news, her best friend is coming to my house, do you think it's good news or bad news, wait online, hurry up!"

"Aunt Guo's ideological awareness is really high, so she responded to the call of the country and gave birth to a second child, saving money."

"Good guy, I was watching a live broadcast with my partner, and now she wants to have a second child with me, what's going on?"

Aunt Guo and Miss Bai Jing chatted for a while in the room, and when she came out of the room, she was holding a small wooden box in her hand.

"By the way, Daoist Jiang, when I came to Tianyuan Taoist Temple this time, I met a half-blind man when I got off the plane. He stopped me and asked me to give you this thing."

"It's strange to say that I didn't tell him that I was going to Tianyuan Taoist Temple, but he was unpredictable and warned me repeatedly that you must open this box yourself." Aunt Guo asked curiously.

The small wooden box is quite exquisite, with a bright red lacquer surface and golden copper corners on the eight corners.

The small brass lock on the top of the box has no lock, just hangs on it.

Jiang Yun picked up the box, shook it, and there was non-stop jingling inside.

The box was opened, and there were seven green copper coins lying inside, with some red rust besides the bronze rust.

Looking at the copper coin, Jiang Yun gasped, and everyone around him also shivered.

Even the water friends behind the drone camera had goosebumps all over their bodies, feeling a little creepy.

"What kind of copper coins are those, with red rust on them? It's unheard of."

"The Daoist will not offend any enemy, so the other party gave this?"

"This style of copper coin should be a five baht coin from the Han Dynasty, but I have never seen this type of coin."

Jiang Yun sighed and said, "Although these seven copper coins are small objects, they are very particular."

"When the ancients were generally buried, they paid great attention to Fengshui. Whether they were royal nobles or wealthy businessmen, they would place seven copper coins under their bodies according to the orientation of the Big Dipper."

"It is said that it can gather wealth, bless future generations with no worries about food and clothing, and great wealth."

"These copper coins are placed under people's bodies, so after a long time, not only will they produce green copper rust, but occasionally they will also produce bloody red rust, which is not a good thing anyway."

"Aunt Guo, what does that half-blind person look like? Why did he ask you to send this thing to the Taoist temple?"

Aunt Guo recalled the scene when they met this morning. She shook her head and said, "I really don't remember what it looks like."

"I just remember him wearing a long coat and sunglasses, like a fortune teller."

"He said that only Tianyuan Taoist Temple can solve this thing. Daoist Jiang, is this thing unclean?"

Jiang Yun sighed, he had already guessed the cause of the incident.

Probably someone from the Taoist sect, who wanted to ask himself to help.

"That's right, the evil spirit and resentment on these seven copper coins are very heavy. No matter where they are placed, they will easily cause problems after a long time."

"These seven copper coins are usually placed under the tomb owner's body, and they are tainted with a heavy evil spirit. Taking the copper coins will damage the person's feng shui, and naturally it is easy to get the tomb owner's resentment."

The water friends in the live broadcast room immediately exploded.

"Fuck, someone actually wants to harm the Taoist priest."

"It's no wonder that when I saw the copper coin, I felt a strong feeling in my heart. It turns out that this thing is really not clean."

"Every layman, we must believe in science, and we must trust the Taoist priest to be able to clean up the copper coins."

"Daoist, do you want to call the police and let the police deal with it?"

"Why call the police? Police officer Jiang Dajiang is standing there. He still expects the Taoist priest to solve this matter."

The old Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun picked up the seven copper coins, and the hairs on the old man's body stood on end immediately. He asked, "Boy, this thing is a bit evil, can you dispose of it?"

"I guess that half-blind fellow student wants your master to solve it. If you can't solve it, I can use my relationship and call some old guys over."

Jiang Yun smiled and said: "Mr. Zhang, don't worry, it's a trivial matter, and thunder can break everything."

He brought out a large copper basin from the room, filled it with clear water, threw seven copper coins into the water, and after rolling to the bottom, the pattern of the Big Dipper was automatically formed.

The clear water inside also gradually turned blood red, and the moon was reflected in the blood water, which looked very strange.

"Stand back everyone, Pindao is about to cast a spell!"

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Chapter 179

When everyone heard that Jiang Yun was going to use thunder, they quickly retreated into the house.

They have all seen the video of summoning Tianlei. Although they have to believe in science, they are not afraid of ten thousand, just in case.

Wind, fire, water, electricity, and thunder are merciless, what if you hit the wrong person?

"Every layman in the live broadcast room, for the sake of safety, the drone must also enter the room, and we will see you later." Jiang Yun controlled the drone in his brain, and locked the drone into the room.

He was alone in the courtyard, staring blankly at the seven copper coins in the same basin, lost in memory.

The water friend in the live broadcast room listened to the sound of bang bang bang bang bang in the courtyard, and his heart slowly sank.

"When it's time to exorcise the evil spirits, the Taoist master will know how to use magic tricks. He even dared to say that he doesn't know how to use magic tricks. He really made fun of us as fools."

"Stand back, everyone, Pindao is about to start pretending, hahaha!"

"Brothers, I just checked the weather forecast for Wudang Mountain, and it's sunny [funny]."

"Brothers, let's see how the Taoist priest will explain it to us later. I hope he can still say the four words of believing in science."

In the backyard, after the bang bang bang dang sound disappeared.

Jiang Yun's faint voice sounded: "Heaven and earth are boundless, mystical heart is righteous, and the divine thunder of Jiuxiao, listen to my order."

"Lei come to protect yourself!"

Boom~~

rumble rumble~~

Rumble rumble~~

A dull thunder sounded, accompanied by a strong flash of lightning, Tianyuan Taoist Temple almost turned into daytime.

"You don't have to be afraid, you can come out when you're fine."

After everyone came out of the house, they found that Jiang Yun was facing away from him, squatting on the ground and staring at the copper basin.

There is a plug board next to the copper basin, and there is a plug on the plug board.

The insulating plastic of the plug wire has been bitten off, and the positive and negative wires are being inserted into the basin, and a blue arc occasionally flashes in the water.

Jiang Yun turned off the main switch of the plugboard. After he turned around, everyone realized that he was wearing a pair of sunglasses.

"Every layman in the live broadcast room, this is a dangerous move, please don't imitate it."

"If a parent sees their child imitating Pindao's behavior, there is no need to be soft. Just break the leg on the spot, and the medical bill can be sent to Pindao by private message, and Pindao will reimburse it."

Listening to Jiang Yun's emphasis, the water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing.

"People pay attention to human feelings for violations, and accidents are merciless to people."

"Don't worry, Taoist priest, even if my little bastard eats the heart of a bear, he won't dare to imitate you."

"Is it okay for the anchor to reimburse the medical expenses?"

"Don't tell me that the anchor used 220-volt household electricity to cast thunder to exorcise seven copper coins. Isn't he a little too scientific?"

Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun frowned and asked in puzzlement, "Boy, what kind of operation are you doing?"

"Mr. Zhang, I'm using thunder to exorcise seven copper coins!"

"Aren't you an old man who has never seen the world, and you dare to pat your chest and say, is your master teaching you this thunder method to exorcise evil spirits?"

Jiang Yun took off his sunglasses, pulled out the plug, and put away the power strip. He said confidently, "Mr. Zhang, you have to believe in science!"

"The moon and stars are scarce tonight, and the success rate of summoning the thunder is too low. It is thankless, and the practice must keep pace with the times. I used alternating current to exorcise evil spirits, and the effect is not bad!"

He poured out the bloody water in the copper basin, took out the seven copper coins inside, put them in the palm of his hand, and shook them twice.

The exorcism effect of the alternating current was indeed very good. The copper rust and blood rust on the seven copper coins had disappeared, and the copper coins were all shining golden like they had just been cast.

Chen Shilei also held his breath and opened his eyes.

He nodded again and again, and said: "The Patriarch of the Three Qing Dynasty is on the top, monks don't tell lies, this method of the little uncle is really good, the evil spirit and resentment on the copper coins have disappeared."