Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"Little uncle, I'm curious. As far as I know, you are the first person to use this method to create evil spirits. Can you tell me where you got this inspiration from?"

Jiang Yun sighed, raised his head at a 45-degree angle, looked up at the bright moon, and said, "Oh, Mr. Chen, this is a long story."

"Some time ago, I met a group of graduate students at the Tianyan base. They actually thought about making lightning strike wood in batches, and theoretically speaking, their method is still feasible."

"It's okay to use alternating current to make lightning strike wood, so in the same way, it should be possible to use alternating current to eliminate evil spirits and resentment."

Chen Shilei froze in place, he felt that his three views were shattered on the spot.

For a Taoist priest with orthodox tradition, Jiang Yun's approach is really deviant.

Simply put, it's like adding pineapple to their pizza in front of the Italians, if you can't understand.

To put it another way in Chinese, it is to have a pot of durian dumplings or add fresh strawberries to mapo tofu.

Guo Ming was looking at the seven shiny gold coins, and he uttered a soul torture: "Brother Jiang, are you bluffing us?"

"I seriously doubt that you just successfully summoned the sky thunder, and the plug and board used to discharge the alternating current are just to cover up the props that you know how to use thunder."

The water friends in the live broadcast room realized it on the spot.

"Damn it, Guo Daxia wakes up the dreamer with one word!"

"The Daoist doesn't need to explain. I believe what Guo Daxia said. After all, you just read Lei Fa, and we all heard it in the room."

"Three-year-old electrician, please explain. Electricity has just been turned on in the water, because there are many impurities and high resistance, and electric sparks will indeed be generated. However, I believe that the Taoist master can make lightning, and everyone understands it."

"Really Guo Holmes Ming, Guo Daxia has been in Tianyuan Taoist Temple for so long, but he still learned something."

Looking at the barrage in his live broadcast room, Jiang Yun shook his head helplessly.

Some things are really unclear, and the more you explain, the more unclear you are.

After all, water friends' brain power is basically at the ceiling level, and they only believe in the truth in their hearts, even if that truth is unscientific.

He weighed the seven copper coins in his hand and smiled. Although the seven five baht coins were relatively good in quality, because there were a lot of five baht coins preserved in the Han Dynasty, they were actually not worth much, and they were converted into cash. A piece is almost 100 yuan, or even lower.

Jiang Yun dug out a large wooden box from under the altar dedicated to the patriarch in the Sanqing Hall, and carried it out.

He opened the box and threw seven copper coins into it. The box was filled with copper coins of various dynasties and styles.

Because there are a lot of copper coins and they are often brought into the tomb, they are easily stained with unclean things.

When Jiang Yun was young, he often saw people sending copper coins to Tianyuan Taoist Temple through various channels, asking for help to drive away evil spirits.

When the Taoist temple was unable to make ends meet, Taoist Chisong would sell some copper coins to subsidize the family.

When the water friends in the live broadcast saw the big box, their eyes lit up, especially hardcore collectors who like copper coins.

"How many good things are there in Tianyuan Taoist Temple, Taoist priest, can you shake us off?"

"Five baht coins, knife coins, Taihe five baht, Kangxi Tongbao, Hongwu Tongbao, Zhiyuan Tongbao, Jiaqing Tongbao... Fuck, why are there so many types?"

"Master Taoist, whether you can sell the copper coins you have saved in the Taoist temple, I will pay a high price for it!"

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Chapter 180 The Temptation of the Talisman (seeking a monthly pass)

After Jiang Yun discovered the dangerous behavior of the water friends in his live broadcast room, he grabbed a handful of copper coins and said with a smile: "Ladies and gentlemen, do you really want these copper coins?"

"Pindao warns in advance that most of these copper coins are in the cemetery and have been with the owner of the tomb all year round, ranging from more than 100 years to thousands of years."

"Although these things have been processed harmlessly and are safe inside the Tianyuan Taoist Temple, if they are outside the Taoist Temple, there will be no guarantee for the accident."

"Water friends who want to buy these copper coins leave a contact information at the housing manager, and Pindao will give you a [-]% discount on the market price, which will be regarded as a welfare."

The water friends in the live broadcast room recalled that Jiang Yun dragged out the box from the incense table of the Patriarch Sanqing, and many people tensed up.

"Fuck, those copper coins were suppressed by the patriarch of the Sanqing, I dare not buy them, what if it drags down the whole family?"

"Emmm, anchor, don't take it seriously, I'm just kidding you, you better keep the good stuff for yourself."

"Actually, I really want to buy two and give them to my deadly enemy. I will curse him to death [dog head saves life]"

"Master Dao, quickly put away the copper coins and open them unintentionally, bad luck will go away!"

"May the deceased rest in peace, please do not disturb me and my family."

Jiang Yun was relieved to see that most of the water friends confessed on the spot, and the rest of them were stubborn. Few of them were really dead.

If the copper coins accumulated by Tianyuan Taoist Temple were scattered, he would be really worried.

Even if Master sold copper coins back then, he was looking for book friends who lived a good life and selling them at high prices.

Although you have to believe in science, some things are really mysterious.

According to Taoist Chisong, in 89, he sold the copper coins from the Taoist temple to someone who lived a good life.

As a result, in 90, the economy of the book family suddenly slowed down, and the economic development stagnated for a long time, and it has not developed yet.

One year, in order to make up for tuition fees, Jiang Yun took some copper coins, found a way to contact some businessmen from Yingjiang's family, and sold them at a high price.

That year was 07. As a result, in 08, the financial crisis that should reduce prices swept the world.

Those copper coins are really comparable to a causal law-level killer, killing people without blood. Anyway, Jiang Yun dare not sell those things to the country, after all, Xuan is very powerful.

He put the big wooden box under the altar of Patriarch Sanqing, and then burned three sticks of incense.

It was late at this time, Jiang Huanong yawned, and said with a smile: "Xiaoyun, my brother's big goose tastes good, right?"

"Since Tianyuan Taoist Temple has been unsealed and you can move freely, let's go fishing in the reservoir tomorrow."

"I heard from my dad that your fishing skills have improved a lot, especially your feng shui fishing skills, which are very good. Let's learn from each other tomorrow."

Jiang Yun looked at Jiang Huanong, nodded and said, "Brother Huanong, as long as you don't throw a net and play tricks, and fish with a fishing rod normally, I will surely win you tomorrow."

"Xiaoyun, slander, you are slandering me!" Jiang Huanong blushed, and then left Tianyuan Daoguang quickly with his brother.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were all dumbfounded.

"Using a net when fishing, Huanong seems to be able to do it."

"No way, no way, the Taoist priest's good brother seems to be an honest man, can he do that?"

"My friends, you may not believe me. I'm a fan of Huanong. I drove to visit him last time. He entertained me with delicious food and drinks for three days. Finally, he bought a bus ticket and took me to the station to go home."

"Actually, the Daoist leader is very respectful. When Huanong goes to other good brothers' houses, he just eats and drinks. Only when he comes to the Daoist leader, he works hard to help."

It was not early, and after everyone tidied up the Taoist temple, they went back to their houses to sleep.

Miss Bai Jing wanted to give up her room to Aunt Guo. Guo Ming was so excited at the time, but he had the cheek to say that he was afraid of sleeping alone.

As a result, Aunt Guo gave her son a blank look. She pulled the little senior sister Bai Jing and said that the two of them slept together to enhance their relationship.

Guo Ming looked at his mother, he sighed, and looked up at Mingyue, full of emotions in his heart.

Chen Shilei stood up and volunteered: "Brother Guo, if you are afraid of sleeping alone, Pindao doesn't mind sleeping with you at night."

"No, it's fine for me to sleep alone. Good night, the three priests. I'm going to bed."

Seeing Guo Ming go back to his room, Chen Shilei was a little puzzled.

The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun seemed to see through the world of mortals, and said: "I really don't know why Yunlong accepted such an apprentice as you, I'm really dumbfounded."

"That kid's blood is surging, his face is reddish, it seems that he has been moved, and wants to live with Bai Layman, why are you jumping out to join in the fun, go back to each room, and sleep."

Chen Chenlei sighed, and muttered something, after having the opposite sex but not being human, he also went back to his room.

"Every layman, it's getting late, everyone, don't stay up all night cultivating immortality, or you may die suddenly, go to bed early and get up early, and see you tomorrow." After bidding farewell to the water friends in the live broadcast room, Jiang Yun decisively downloaded the broadcast.

He washed up, closed the door of the Taoist temple, and when he returned, he happened to pass by the room of little senior sister Bai Jing.

In that room, some words of tigers and wolves could be heard vaguely.

What is the length... the depth... the durability and so on.

Jiang Yun stopped and listened for a while, but didn't understand a word, so he shook his head and returned to his room in one breath.

He looked at Xiaobai who was already lying on his bed, and sighed: "It's better to be Xiaobai, he's innocent if he doesn't drive, and he can warm the bed, it's perfect."

"Beeeeeeeeee~~"

"Traitor, why are you forcing the poor to take off your clothes?" Jiang Yun was instantly alert.

He went to bed, and after lying down, he habitually patted Xiao Bai's butt beside him, then closed his eyes, and checked what he had gained today.

38 reputation points, not bad.

"System, conduct three lucky draws!"

"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained a bag of Tianma brand gold carat."

"Tianma Brand Jinkela: The fertilizer produced by the Xiannongzong in the Kunlun Secret Realm can greatly promote the growth of spiritual plants."

"The method of use is the same as that of ordinary chemical fertilizers. Just wear gloves and spread the fertilizer evenly in the spiritual fields. Three times a day, remember not to use too much."

"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained a copy of "Grandmaster Fishing Technique"."

""Grandmaster Fishing Technique": The experience of many master-level fishing masters. After using it, it can greatly improve the fishing level of the host."

"This fishing technique belongs to the secrets of daily life. After the host learns it, it can be written silently and passed down."

"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained a copy of "Entry Talisman"."

""Introduction to Talisman": the introductory technique of making talismans in the Taoist sect. After learning, you can refine a one-time basic talisman."

"Helping people make talismans to prevent disasters will harm the peace of heaven. The host should use them with caution. Of course, the physique is special, except for those who are not affected by the six dharmas."

Lying on the bed, Jiang Yun said to himself, "Are the cheats on talisman making the same as those taught by Master?"

"For Taoist priests, the temptation of making talismans is really hard to resist. Get up tomorrow morning and draw a few evil talismans, which are just right for Aunt Guo as a gift."

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Chapter 181 Safety Talisman (seeking a monthly ticket)

The next morning, it was just dawn.

Jiang Yun got up early in the morning. He turned on the live broadcast, and then turned out the top-grade yellow paper, cinnabar and brushes used to make talismans in Taoist temples.

"Ladies and gentlemen, Aunt Guo is leaving today, so Pindao is going to draw a few peace talismans for her. If you are interested, you can take a look."

At this time, there are not many water friends in the live broadcast room, only a few thousand people.

"Master Dao, why did you start the broadcast so early this morning?"

"No one can refuse to watch the Taoist priest's live broadcast when going to the bathroom in the morning."

"Hahaha, I just woke up too. I just took off my pants and sat on the toilet. I took out my phone and opened the tiger fish, and I saw the Taoist leader."

"The Taoist priest actually wants to be tempted to make a talisman. I'm going to shout in the fan group. I don't know how many people can be tricked."

After Jiang Yun almost finished the preparations, everyone in the Taoist temple woke up one after another and began to wash their faces and brush their teeth.

"Jiang Daochang, who are you?" Senior Sister Bai Jing asked curiously.

"Pindao drew a few amulets and gave them to Aunt Guo. You are busy, don't worry about me." Jiang Yun added some water from the spiritual spring to the cinnabar powder and ground it finely.

"Then Daoist Jiang, you are busy, I'm going to cook."

"Bai Jing, wait for me, I'll wash the vegetables for you." When Guo Ming passed by Jiang Yun, he glanced at him, then stopped, and said, "Brother Jiang, when you paint for my mother, can you also paint for my mother?" How many pictures should I draw?"

"Pindao wants to eat something lighter this morning, do you understand?"

"Brother Jiang, I understand, even the stars in the sky, as long as you want, I can get them for you."

Jiang Yun looked at the back of Guo Ming leaving, he raised his head, frowned and said: "Dear laymen in the live broadcast room, do you think that Brother Guo's speech is a bit like a scumbag?"

"Forget it, don't care, if he dares to bully Layman Bai, the poor will cast a spell to cut off his luck for the rest of his life and let him live alone for the rest of his life."

Many water friends in the live broadcast room were stunned in their hearts, good guy, it's too cruel to kill your luck for a lifetime with your hands.

Sure enough, if you offend anyone, you can't offend the Taoist priest, otherwise you won't know how to die.

Jiang Yun adjusted his breathing, picked up the brush, made a little cinnabar, and began to draw symbols by using his internal force.

The internal force tilted from the tip of the pen, accompanied by red cinnabar, and fell on the yellow talisman. The whole talisman was like flowing clouds and water, and it was completed in one go.

After he finished painting, he took a jade seal from his waist, and the jade seal took up some ink paste and covered it on the talisman.

The moment the seal fell, the spell on the yellow paper shone with a golden light.

Even if the water friends in the live broadcast room can't understand it, it doesn't prevent them from snapping 666 crazily in the barrage.