Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"What is a northern girl, serious or not?"

Jiang Yun urgently refuted the rumors, saying: "This northern girl is not the northern girl you think. Its official scientific name is Juniangerguo, which is an annual fruit of the Solanaceae family in Northeast China."

Aunt Guo took out a bag of fruits that looked like lantern fruits from her big red suitcase. She smiled at the drone and said, "Friends in the Daochang live broadcast room, my northern girl has thin skin and big stuffing. Rich."

"If you want to eat, you can search for Guo's specialties on Taobao, JD.com, Pinduoduo and other major shopping platforms, and you can buy them."

"Tell the name of Daoist Jiang to the customer service, and you can get a ten-yuan coupon!"

Jiang Yun looked at Aunt Guo who was carrying goods in his live broadcast room, he poked Guo Ming next to him, and asked in a low voice: "Brother Guo, are you sure your mother is here to see me?"

"Brother Jiang, my mother is really your fan. She must have come to see you this time. As for bringing the goods suddenly, it should be an occupational disease."

"She is an anchor who brings goods. My family's wine and local products in the Northeast have been sold by my mother for the past two years. Don't worry, my mother is very particular about things. She will definitely give you a commission when the time comes." Guo Ming explained embarrassingly.

The things that Aunt Guo brought here are not cheap, especially the velvet antler and the mink fur robe, which can’t be bought without 10,000+.

She chatted with everyone for a while, and when it was time for dinner, she let everyone try authentic Northeast cuisine, let alone show off.

Cooking Northeast cuisine, stewed goose in an iron pot is definitely a hurdle that cannot be bypassed.

Aunt Guo didn't let Jiang Yun into the kitchen at all. The only request she made was to let Jiang Yun make a big goose for herself.

There are no big geese in the Taoist temple, but there are in Jiangjia Village.

Jiang Yun took Guo Ming and the police officer Zhang Dajiang who stayed to eat, and set off for Jiangjia Village to buy big geese.

Before the checkpoint at the entrance of the village was dismantled and the three of them hadn't passed by, the loudspeaker at the entrance of the village sounded.

"Xiaoyun, your quarantine is not over yet, why are you running around?"

"Let's not add chaos to the country, you go back quickly, and that boy Dajiang, as a civil servant, why didn't you get any results?"

"At this juncture, to visit is to kill each other, and to gather is to commit suicide, you three of Viehoho Village." Jiang Village Chief said righteously.

The three of them couldn't get close to the checkpoint. Jiang Yun had no choice but to call Village Chief Jiang to explain: "Uncle Jiang, don't get me wrong, my quarantine is over."

"That brother Haha is a false positive. Brother Dajiang can prove that there are guests in the Taoist temple. I want to buy a big goose in the village to say hello."

"Uncle Jiang, you don't trust Xiaoyun, don't you trust me?" Police officer Jiang Dajiang echoed beside him.

Village Chief Jiang's voice came from the other end: "I don't trust you, I trust Xiaoyun, you guys don't stop me, let him go."

"By the way, Huanong, call your dad and tell him that he doesn't need to be quarantined anymore."

After Jiang Yun entered the village, he was stopped by Uncle Jiang Dong.

He took his son Jiang Huanong and asked very enthusiastically: "Da Jiang, will you give me a pennant and a bonus when you come back this time?"

"Uncle Jiang Dong, you and Xiaoyun's rewards will take a while to be approved. I'm coming back this time to give him the reward for discovering the South China tiger and a pennant. By the way, I'm telling you that you don't need to be quarantined."

"Xiaoyun, if you want to buy a big goose, you can go to Huanong. He has a brother who raises geese on the mountain near the village. You can go over and buy one." After Jiang Dong finished speaking, he walked away with his hands behind his back.

He has been educated many times because of poaching in the mountains. He thought he would catch a pennant and raise his eyebrows, but he didn't expect that it would take two days.

Jiang Huanong is a few years older than Jiang Yun. He is an out-and-out mountain village youth, and he is also the grandmother of Xiaopozhan with millions of fans.

He made a fortune raising bamboo rats in the mountains a few years ago, but now they are not allowed to raise bamboo rats, so he switched to raising chickens, and now he is in the transition period.

The fans in Jiang Yun's live broadcast room couldn't help but click their tongues when they saw Jiang Huanong.

"Good guy, I really didn't expect that the anchor and the bully are in the same village.

"Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

"Good guy, brother's goose is in danger!"

"My brother's goose seems to be depressed, why don't we make it a stewed goose in an iron pot [funny]"

Jiang Yun looked at Jiang Huanong, and he said hastily, "Brother Huanong, you must give money when you buy something poor."

"Xiao Yun, how much will you give me to catch a goose at my brother's house?" Jiang Huanong asked with a smile.

He led the people out of the village by a small path and went to the goose farm on the hill beside the village.

On the way, Jiang Huanong stopped suddenly, looked at the fruit trees beside the road, and said, "The fruit in my brother's field seems to be ripe."

"Brother must not be able to eat so much fruit, why don't we go over and help him lighten the burden?"

He went over, picked several oranges, and distributed them to everyone.

Guo Ming was a little embarrassed at first, but when he saw that Jiang Yun and Jiang Dajiang were not polite, he immediately ate, so he was not polite.

"Look, there are a lot of birds singing in my brother's field, croaking." Jiang Huanong sighed.

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing.

"Ordinary people: wow, so many beautiful birds

Jiang Huanong: Look at the many chirping birds. "

"The taste of the fruit from Brother's House is still acceptable [funny]."

"I didn't understand why so many people called brothers in Water Margin before, until I watched Jiang Huanong's video, it turned out that brothers can really eat the world."

"I didn't expect the Taoist priest to be rude, and he started eating too. He really deserves to be a bully's friend."

After several people finished eating the fruit, they went to the goose farm of Jiang Huanong's friend and caught a big goose.

Jiang Yun insisted on giving the money, but Jiang Huanong's friend looked at Jiang Huanong and refused to accept it.

"Jiang Daochang, I don't need this money. After a while, the oranges in the village will be ripe. Can you, a big anchor like you, bring us some oranges?"

"You tasted the oranges on the road just now. They are all good things. It's a pity that they can't be sold." Jiang Huanong sighed.

Not to mention cannibalism, being soft-spoken and soft-hearted, Jiang Yun has no reason to refuse such a small favor in the same village.

On the way back, Jiang Huanong picked a lot of oranges from his friend's field and sent them to Tianyuan Taoist Temple.

Aunt Guo's Northeast cuisine is good, especially the big goose stewed in an iron pot, and several people didn't finish it.

After eating, Aunt Guo made a request, asking Jiang Yun to check her palm.

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Chapter 177 Rebellious son, don't need to explain (seeking a monthly ticket)

Qi Wangshu originated from the "Book of Changes" and the Yin-Yang school. After thousands of years of evolution, it finally became a secret technique in the Taoist sect to judge bad luck based on a person's aura.

The qi-watching technique must cultivate internal strength, and then open the eyes of the heavens. When using it, half-close your eyes to fall into a stillness, seeming to see but not seeing, focusing on the eyes to express happiness.

Over time, one can naturally see a rising, light and misty acquired aura.

Qi is the first line of defense of the human body. It resides in the body to protect the viscera, and spreads to the surface of the skin to prevent the invasion of external evils.

When the Qi on the top of the head is red, it means that the person’s luck is relatively strong, and when the Qi on the top of the head is green, it means that the family is not harmonious. If the Qi on the top of the head is black, it means that there is something wrong with the body...

When Chisong Dao taught Jiang Yun, he specifically emphasized that a person's aura is very complicated, so specific problems must be analyzed in detail.

Seeing that Jiang Yun hesitated to speak, Aunt Guo's face changed, and she immediately felt a little green on her head.

"Jiang Daochang, the Guo family and Tianyuan Taoist Temple are family friends, you don't have to hide some things, just say them directly."

"Could it be that my family raised a little vixen outside and made me green?"

Jiang Yun thought for a while, looked at Guo Ming whose face changed slightly, and organized his words in his mind.

"Aunt Guo, let me tell you the truth. Put your emotional matters aside first, let me tell you about your physical matters first."

Guo Ming was stunned for a moment, and said, "Brother Jiang, my mother is in good health."

"She was at home, chasing me and my dad and beating her alone, without taking a breath for half an hour."

"She also exercises regularly, and her physical fitness is very good. There shouldn't be any problems, right?"

Aunt Guo is a typical Northeast female man, and after marrying into the Guo family, she also learned Gu Zhuang boxing.

Although it was just learned superficially, ordinary three or four strong men couldn't get into her body.

Aunt Guo has a physical problem, Guo Ming must be the first to not believe it.

"Aunt Guo, this matter concerns human life, so you must answer truthfully."

Guo Ming froze in place, not daring to speak.

He has lived in Tianyuan Taoist Temple for so long, so he naturally knows Jiang Yun's character, and he never utters wild words.

"Aunt Guo, when did you go back to your mother's house and went to the northeast?"

"About three months ago, what happened?"

"Then over the past month or so, have you ever felt dizzy, nauseous, weak, or want to vomit when you see greasy things?" Jiang Yun asked.

Aunt Guo nodded again and again, exclaiming in her mouth.

Since she married to Hubei, except for the year when she was pregnant and gave birth to Guo Ming, she would go back to her mother's house for a few months.

It was normal to go home before, but this time, I always felt that something was wrong with my body, and I was dizzy and weak all the time, as if I was not acclimatized.

The water friends in the live broadcast room became excited, and many people became Di Renjie and Sherlock Holmes, and began to solve the case on the spot.

"Good guy, is there really hopeful Qi in this world?"

"Auntie, the Taoist priest sees that your head is a little green, and he is reminding you tactfully."

"Anchor, can you make a tutorial on the qi technique? If I learn this earlier, I won't be attracted by all four of my girlfriends."

"Auntie Guo not only has physical problems, but also probably has emotional problems. The priest just changed the topic."

"I'm really curious about what the anchor saw."

Jiang Yun looked at Aunt Guo and Guo Ming who were nervous, and said with a smile: "If the symptoms of nausea and dizziness have occurred for more than a month, then the timing will be right."

"Auntie, you don't have to worry, Pindao saw that the qi on the top of your head was red and purple through the qi hope technique, and there were double images."

"Brother Jiang, the qi on the top of my mother's head is red and purple, and there are double images. What does this mean? You can translate for me."

"To put it simply, the love life between Aunt Guo and Uncle Guo is very good. Congratulations, brother Guo, you have more brothers or sisters!" Jiang Yun congratulated with hands clasped.

"what?"

Everyone froze in place, somewhat at a loss.

Aunt Guo seemed to have thought of something, she blushed, and then retorted: "Why are you just like your master, talking nonsense all day long, Auntie is so old, how can she be pregnant with a second child?"

The barrage of water friends in the live broadcast room increased a lot.

"Damn it, it turned out that she was pregnant with a second child, and this really cost a life."

"It's about human life, so that's what it means!"

"Are you really pregnant? I don't believe it!"

"Guo Daxia, don't worry, what if the Taoist chief is lying to you?"

Jiang Yun said with a smile: "Aunt Guo, if you don't believe in poor Taoism, there is no problem, then you have to believe in Mr. Zhang?"

"Whether it's a happy pulse or not, old Taoist Zhang can tell by touching it!"

The old priest Zhang Zhishun smiled and agreed. He sat down, took Aunt Guo's pulse, and then confirmed that it was Xi pulse.

Judging from the pulse condition, she has been pregnant for three months.

After six weeks of pregnancy, a woman will experience symptoms such as morning sickness, that is, dizziness, retching, nausea and fatigue, which can probably be matched.

Aunt Guo smiled and called Papa Guo, and she even turned on the speakerphone.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

"Nothing, just practicing boxing and drinking with my dad and uncle. You said that they are old enough to beat me like a sandbag every day. They are so annoying." Guo's father's rough voice came over.

Aunt Guo rolled her eyes with a smile, and said, "You are used as a sandbag at home every day, and you are beaten by two elders, so why don't you come to Tianyuan Taoist Temple for an appointment this time?"

"Your son lives quite leisurely here in the Taoist temple. He eats and drinks every day, and he has gained a lot of weight."

"Our father and uncle's attack power is at most five, and that kid is at least fifty. If I go, I will have to rest for at least a year when I come back."

"It's okay for our son to go to the appointment and get beaten for me. It's not that I haven't watched the video of him being beaten. Fortunately, I didn't go. The master and apprentice of Tianyuan Taoist Temple are not good people. They are really bad guys!" Father Guo said on the phone Tucao Road.

Jiang Yun's expression on the side was a little awkward, and Guo Ming's two eyebrows gradually furrowed.

He was quite curious at first, why his father always wanted him to come to Tianyuan Taoist Temple to learn more, it turned out that his father had no good intentions from the beginning.

The water friends in the live broadcast room all burst into laughter.

"Is this the legendary father's kindness and son's filial piety?"