Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"After some operations, you may make a small profit, but the merchant will never lose money." Jiang Yun said patiently.

Guo Ming and Senior Sister Bai Jing looked shocked, why did they have something to do with functions?

Seeing the confused faces of the two of them, Jiang Yun sighed, and said helplessly, "The two of you can't understand the function, so let's use the simplest method."

"Using the Rosenthal effect theory and the herd effect theory, you will come to a conclusion that buying things will not be cheap at that time, do you two understand?"

Guo Ming and Senior Sister Bai Jing were shocked, and the water friends in the live broadcast room kept sending barrages of question marks.

"Damn it, it's the first time I found out that Double Eleven's routines are so deep."

"I didn't study hard when I was in school, and I felt that I suffered from being uneducated again."

"Has a professor come out to explain, what is a function curve, what is Rosenthal effect theory and herd effect theory?"

Guo Ming swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said weakly: "Brother Jiang, you are knowledgeable and talented, I don't understand what you said."

"Just tell me directly, when is the most cost-effective time to buy something."

Jiang Yun pushed the boat with the current, and said with a smile: "Actually, it's the most cost-effective not to buy!"

He testified in time: "If we don't buy, then the backlog of goods in the merchants will not be sold. At that time, they will have the risk of bankruptcy, and then they will have a clearance sale. At that time, it is the most cost-effective time to buy."

Guo Ming suddenly realized and nodded again and again.

Senior Sister Bai Jing asked: "Daoist Jiang, what if Guo Ming still can't control himself and wants to buy something?"

"You don't have to worry too much, Layman Bai. A poor man has a plan, and he will try everything."

"What do you remember?"

"His hand will be interrupted!" Jiang Yun said firmly.

Guo Ming couldn't help shivering, he quickly pulled his girlfriend to the side to promise to go.

Listening to Jiang Yun's words, the water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly realized on the spot.

After all, in today's society, if anyone's family doesn't have a prodigal woman, then their family must have a prodigal man.

"Daoist, can you say something that ordinary people like us can understand?"

"Why didn't I think of it? After so many days of calculation, it's the most cost-effective not to buy."

"I think the Taoist priest is just talking about it on purpose so that people can't understand it, and then it's unpredictable, and then he will be obedient when people don't buy it."

"I declare that from today onwards, Daochang will be the only idol in my life. I just repeated his words to my partner, but she actually deleted her shopping cart."

"I learned another money-saving trick. I was about to persuade my partner, but I suddenly found that I didn't have a partner [heart-stuck]"

When Guo Ming and Bai Jing were packing up the courier, there was a knock on the door in front of the Taoist temple, and the sound was quite urgent.

Jiang Yun came to the gate of the Taoist temple and shouted loudly: "Uncle Jiang, did you leave a courier? Just leave it at the door. I'll go out and get it later."

"What express is not express, Jiang Daochang, you open the door quickly."

It was only then that Jiang Yun discovered that the person outside the Taoist temple was not Village Chief Jiang, and that person's voice sounded familiar, but he couldn't remember who it was.

"The laymen outside the door, the poor Taoist priests are being quarantined, for your own safety, it's better not to have any contact with them."

"If you have anything to say, you can just stand outside the door and say it. This is a gift. Then you leave it at the entrance of the Taoist temple. I will go out and get it later."

There was another knock on the door, and a familiar voice rang out: "Xiaoyun, don't talk so much, just open the door for me quickly."

"I'm Jiang Dajiang. I'm here to give you a pennant and bonus. I'm really thirsty."

It was only then that Jiang Yun remembered that the voice of the person outside the door seemed to be police officer Jiang Dajiang, but isn't Brother Dajiang in quarantine?

His heart tightened, and he suddenly thought of countless possibilities.

The water friends in the live broadcast room also felt that something was wrong, and many people began to guess blindly.

"Could it be that someone collected the audio of police officer Jiang Dajiang, and then made the same voice changer, just to lure the Taoist priest to open the door?"

"Although Wudang Mountain is located deep in the mountains and old forests, it is impossible for Grandma Wolf to appear. Why does it feel like a horror story?"

"At any rate, it's noon now, and it's the time when the yang energy is strong. It's impossible for a female ghost to appear, right?"

"Every layman, you are really superficial, prosperity must decline, and anode is reversed, haven't you heard of it?"

Jiang Yun watched the unreliable barrage of water friends in the live broadcast room, he shook his head, then controlled the drone in his brain card, flew out of the Taoist temple, and prepared to see what happened.

Sure enough, as expected, the person who came was...

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Chapter 175 Mom, Don't Do This

The drone just flew over the eaves of the gate of the Taoist temple. Because of her pretty face, the young woman in a white coat was hugging a raccoon cat, pulling a bright red suitcase, and standing there quietly.

After seeing the drone, she waved at the drone.

The water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly felt a little nervous.

"Master Dao, the door cannot be opened, the people outside are not Police Officer Jiang Dajiang!"

"It's really a hell in broad daylight. That female ghost is actually imitating the voice of police officer Jiang Dajiang, trying to trick the chief into opening the door."

"I really didn't expect to meet the classic plot in Liao Zhai in real life."

Looking at the picture taken by the drone, Jiang Yun couldn't help frowning. Is it really haunted in broad daylight?

Drones fly over the eaves, dropping altitude.

He just saw police officer Jiang Dajiang standing inside, this is an oolong.

"Every layman in the live broadcast room, everyone must believe in science. Tianyuan Taoist temple enshrines the ancestors of the Sanqing, and the incense has never been cut off. It is impossible for ghosts to come and make trouble."

Jiang Yun opened the gate of the Taoist temple and asked curiously, "Brother Dajiang, you are still in quarantine, why did you escape?"

"Hey, my Daoist Jiang, don't mention this matter."

"The Haha brother we caught in the mountains, he tested positive for nucleic acid for the first time. It was a false positive, and the incident was a false alarm."

Police officer Jiang Dajiang stuffed everything in his hand to Jiang Yun, and then rushed into the Taoist temple to find water to drink.

Jiang Yun looked at the young woman holding the cat at the door, and asked, "This lay lady, who are you looking for?"

"Hahaha, Daoist Jiang hasn't seen you for a few days now, have you forgotten me?"

Jiang Yun was stunned, and the water friends in the live broadcast room exploded on the spot.

"Fuck, has the Taoist priest's companion come to you?"

"I said why Chang didn't find a girlfriend or a boyfriend. It turns out that he likes young women. I have no chance."

"Female college three thousand, soaring in the daytime, the ancients do not deceive me, it seems that the anchor has taken a shortcut in life!"

Everyone frantically guessed the identity of the young woman, and she covered her mouth and said charmingly, "Jiang Daochang, I am Guo Ming's own mother, and I specially flew from the northeast to see you."

"Hey, where is the dog, isn't he in the Taoist temple?"

Jiang Yun looked at the young woman and frowned. The person in front of him looked only in his 30s and looked like Guo Ming's sister. How could it be his mother?

Moreover, who is the dog?

"Jiang Daochang, Guo Ming's nickname is Gouzi." Aunt Guo explained.

Jiang Yun nodded. He took a step back, ready to close the door at any time, and asked, "Auntie, did you bring the nucleic acid test certificate when you came?"

"Uh, you're quite serious, kid." Aunt Guo took out two pieces of paper from her bosom, and said with a smile, "I did. Auntie will definitely remember what you reminded me."

"This is my nucleic acid test certificate, and the other one is my baby, which is the nucleic acid test certificate of Lihuamao Xingxing."

Jiang Yun turned his head and shouted: "Brother Guo, your mother is here, come out quickly!"

After he finished speaking, he hurried over to pick up the suitcase in Aunt Guo's hand.

The raccoon cat named Xing Xing didn't recognize it, she jumped directly onto Jiang Yun's shoulder, rubbed her head against Jiang Yun's face, and snored comfortably.

After entering the door, the backyard of Tianyuan Taoist Temple.

Guo Ming and Senior Sister Bai Jing stood in front of Aunt Guo with nervous expressions.

Xiaobai lay down in front of the raccoon cat, staring at him, and the two little guys used Foshan Shadowless Hands to attack each other crazily, the fight was inextricable.

Jiang Yun, Mr. Zhang, Police Officer Jiang Dajiang and Taoist Master Chen Shilei were drinking tea by the side, putting on a peaceful look.

"Goofy, who is this girl?" Aunt Guo asked after taking a sip of tea.

"Mom, her name is Bai Jing, she is my girlfriend." Guo Ming blushed and said, "Also, don't do this, can you stop calling me by my nickname in front of Bai Jing, at least you can save some face for me what!"

Several people in the Taoist temple couldn't help laughing, including the respected old Taoist Zhang.

The water friends in the live broadcast room looked at Guo Daxia, and then thought about Gouzi, most of them burst out laughing.

"Although everyone has a nickname, Guo Daxia's nickname is really down-to-earth."

"My sister's nickname is Doudou, and mine is Xiaodou [cover face]!"

"Actually, Gouzi is fine. My girl's nickname is Cuihua. During the Chinese New Year, I dare not go back to the village."

"Parents are born to deceive their sons. My surname is Wang. My parents named me Glory. I must have done something wrong in my previous life."

Aunt Guo gave her son a blank look, and said confidently: "You are a piece of meat that fell from my body, what's wrong with me calling you a dog?"

"Gouzi sounds so dear, go with you boy, girl, you sit next to Auntie."

She took a jade bracelet from her arm with her backhand, brought it to Miss Bai Jing's arm, and started chatting about family affairs.

The two women chatted very happily, Guo Ming was shivering beside him, and didn't dare to interrupt at all.

Jiang Yun took the pennant sent by police officer Jiang Dajiang, went to the small side room in the front yard, and hung up the pennant.

This pennant is similar to the last one, and it also has eight large golden characters.

The hero who saved the tiger has immeasurable merit.

The two envelopes for the reward were also quite thick, and they were all stuffed to the brim.

Jiang Yun put three sticks of incense on the master's portrait, and then put the fruit brought by police officer Jiang Dajiang on it.

He checked the envelope and found that the bonus was as high as 15. He couldn't help but ask, "Brother Dajiang, are you in trouble?"

"Pindao found three South China tigers, so there is no need to reward so much money!"

"This money is a bonus given to you by the park that adopted the South China tiger in the provincial capital instead of us, and not only the bonus, but also a VIP card that is permanently free of admission. You keep it." Police officer Zhang Dajiang took out a small bag from his clothes. The gift box, hand it to Jiang Yun.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were a little jealous, they seemed to have found a way to get rich.

"One South China tiger was only awarded 5 yuan, and that park is more or less stingy."

"The VIP card for Hubei provincial parks seems to be quite expensive, tens of thousands per card."

"Today, I learned a little trick to make money in the live broadcast room. I will go to the mountain to fight against the South China Tiger later."

"Brother, calm down, you are not fighting against the South China Tiger, you are giving the tiger a tooth sacrifice!"

After Jiang Yun finished offering incense to Master, he and police officer Jiang Dajiang returned to the backyard.

As soon as she returned, Aunt Guo said enthusiastically, "Daoist Jiang, Auntie brought you a lot of presents, come and have a look."

"The velvet antlers in our Northeast area are fresh, and they have a very strong effect of nourishing the kidneys and nourishing essence for men."

"Your master used to sell it at our house. You can try it. If you want it in the future, you can go to Auntie's to buy it. I'll give you a [-]% discount."

"It's cold in the mountains in winter, and Auntie even custom-made a white mink coat for you. It's a Taoist robe style, which suits you well."

"This pine nut is known as the longevity fruit. Your master used to like eating it the most. Try it. If you like it, Auntie will give you a [-]% discount."

"By the way, girl from the north, have you eaten yet?"

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Chapter 176

Aunt Guo was enthusiastically selling her own local products, and Jiang Yun looked at her suspiciously.

Did Aunt Guo come to watch her, or to open up a sales channel?

When the water friends in the live broadcast room heard that there was a northern girl, most of them were excited except for the three northeastern provinces.

"Fuck, how much is a catty for a girl from the north, can you give me ninety catties, put it all together, and bring it back when I want to go home."

"There are ruthless people everywhere in the Northeast, why did you start human trafficking?"