Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

Mr. Zhang's white beard was trembling with anger, and he said, "By the way, there is one more thing."

"Mr. Zhang, you don't want me to teach you swordsmanship, do you?"

"No, I've saved up two boxes of copies of the kendo cheats and commentary texts of various factions. I'll go back and look through them myself."

"Mr. Zhang, what else is there?"

"It's nothing. After we end the isolation, you have to go to the Public Security Bureau to file a report. A person who has cultivated to the sword light can kill with a single leaf. It's really too dangerous."

"If you don't go, then the old man will have no choice but to exterminate his relatives righteously and report you!" Zhang Zhishun the old Taoist said righteously.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were all stunned.

"Old Zhang's ideological realm is indeed a bit high!"

"I said that the chief is a dangerous person. You still don't believe me. Now you have to go to the Public Security Bureau to file for the record?"

"It's over. I also bought a long sword. If I cultivate to the sword light state, do I have to file for it?"

"Some people in our live broadcast room just think a little too much. Before they learn how to run, they want to be long-distance running champions."

After lunch.

Jiang Yun received a call from Village Chief Jiang, saying that there were a lot of couriers, which would be delivered to the gate of the Taoist temple later.

"Uncle Jiang, I have been in the mountains for the past few days, and I didn't buy express delivery!"

"The address is Tianyuan Taoist Temple. It must be correct. If it's not yours, it's someone else's. I'll send it to you in 5 minutes and put it at the entrance of the Taoist Temple. You can pick it up when I'm far away."

After Jiang Yun finished talking with Village Chief Jiang, he looked curiously at the people in the Taoist temple.

Mr. Zhang Zhishun shook his head and said, "Boy, you know me well. The old man stays with you in the mountains, where is the time to buy express delivery?"

Daoist Chen Shilei shook his head and said, "Little uncle, you know me well. I have always been indifferent to fame and wealth, and I have no money in my pocket. I will definitely not buy anything on Double Eleven."

Senior Sister Bai Jing also shook her head and said, "Daoist Jiang, don't look at me, it's really not the express delivery I bought."

"I originally planned to leave a few days ago. I really didn't expect to be quarantined here. I didn't have a chance to buy it."

The four people turned their gazes to Guo Ming. Guo Ming scratched his head and said with some embarrassment: "Brother Jiang, you know me well. I have always been diligent and thrifty in managing my family."

"Double Eleven is discounted, and it's quite a bargain, so I added some things to the Taoist temple. Don't worry, it will be useful, at least I think so."

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Chapter 173 The Moment of the Priest's Society's Death (ask for a monthly ticket)

Lying in bed injured and unable to do anything, it is indeed normal to buy something.

Guo Ming's explanation is reasonable and makes it impossible to refute.

After two beeps of horns were heard in front of the Taoist temple, several people went out together. When they reached the gate, they could only see the back of Jiangcun Chang Dian Sanlun.

"Hey, there are so many couriers, I didn't expect Brother Guo to be a rich man!" Chen Shilei sighed as he looked at the dozens of couriers, large and small, on the ground.

Guo Ming was speechless. For Chen Daochang, who only paid a few hundred dollars a month to place an order, most of them might be rich.

The old priest Zhang Zhishun picked up a courier, the old man frowned, and read: "The address of the delivery, Tianyuan Taoist Temple, the recipient, Hubei Wu Yanzu?"

"Kid Guo, is this your courier?"

"Uh, Mr. Zhang, that's my courier. In order to protect my privacy, I used my nickname." Guo Ming said with a blushing face.

Everyone at the scene was silent, and Guo Daxia's appearance was above average.

His muscular body, short short hair and Chinese-character face give people a sense of righteousness, but it really has nothing to do with Wu Yanzu!

The water friends in the live broadcast room looked at Guo Ming who died on the spot, and most of the water friends did not laugh, but swiped 666.

"I really didn't expect that Guo Daxia would bump into a nickname with me, and he is going to Nanjing Wu Yanzu!"

"Hahaha, the name of my courier recipient is mother-fetal single solo for 30 years!"

"I'm Xiao Zhan's wife [funny]!"

"Hahaha, my recipient's name is Daoist Jiang Yun's non-circle girlfriend."

"Yi Yangqianxi's little wife is here, is there anyone with the same name as me?"

Everyone took Guo Ming's courier back, and several people worked together to dismantle all the courier.

Jiang Yun curiously held a mirror-like film and asked, "Brother Guo, what is this?"

"This is a soft mirror sticker recommended to me by Douyin wanghong. It can be pasted on the wall and used as a full-length mirror. It is very convenient and not expensive. It is quite good and cheap."

"There are not many mirrors in the Taoist temple, so I bought several on purpose, and I can put one in every room."

After Guo Ming finished speaking, he took out a soft mirror, tore off the film on the back, and stuck it on the wall of the Taoist temple.

Several people leaned over and couldn't help laughing out loud.

The soft mirror that Guo Daxia bought is indeed a good thing. It can show people's shadows, but there are some pits and bumps on it, so the mirror becomes a fun mirror.

Little sister Bai Jing turned into Kazilan with big eyes, old Taoist Zhang Zhishun turned into a Super Saiyan hairstyle, Jiang Yun got a big belly like a Taiyi real person, and Xiao Bai gained twenty catties on the spot.

Guo Ming said with some embarrassment: "There is no problem with this thing. The main reason is that the wall of the Taoist temple is a bit uneven. I will find a flat wall later. Just paste it again."

After he took over the soft mirror, due to the strong adhesive force of the glue, he took off a lot of wall coverings.

"Jiang Daochang, this..."

"Brother Guo, it's okay. After the quarantine is over, Pindao plans to renovate the Taoist temple. It will be fine when the time comes."

"Well, brother Jiang, I can stay and help." Guo Ming breathed a sigh of relief.

Jiang Yun originally wanted to refuse, but he looked at the muscular and tall Guo Ming, and nodded decisively in agreement.

There will be a lot of things to do when the Taoist temple is being renovated, and there will be a lot of things to do to move the furniture. If you don’t accept the coolies that are delivered to your door for free, then you will be really sorry to Master Sanqing!

Daoist Chen Shilei held a palm-sized small porcelain jar, inside which was a pack of steaming braised beef noodles.

He came over and asked curiously, "Guys, what are you doing?"

Guo Ming looked at the cute little porcelain jar in his good brother's hand, and his expression became a little weird.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were also stunned.

"Fuck, Daoist, that little porcelain jar is useless!"

"Oh my god, I laughed so hard, my wife also bought the same model, I used it as a water cup [cover face]"

"This cup...is really...cute, what's the problem?"

"That's a bowl of flavorful instant noodles. It's extremely harmful and insulting!"

Daoist Chen Shilei took a sip of instant noodles, then drank a bowl of instant noodle soup quite satisfied, and asked, "Guo Ji, I'm a little hungry, so I made myself some noodles."

"This bowl is quite big, very suitable for instant noodles. I'll just use it. What's your expression? We shouldn't be so stingy, right?"

"Chen Daochang, don't waste the food. You can finish the instant noodles before talking. I'll explain to you later." The expression on Guo Ming's face was out of control.

Daoist Chen Shilei was very puzzled, he didn't ask any questions, he took his own instant noodles, sat beside him, and sucked up the noodles by himself.

After eating the noodles, he drank the noodle soup and said, "Brother Guo, what exactly is this, can you tell me now?"

Guo Ming rummaged through the courier pile, and he took out a toilet brush.

Several people froze on the spot.

"This……"

"Chen Daochang, don't doubt it, it's just what you think."

"Pfft, vomit!" Daoist Chen Shilei turned around, retching frantically.

The instant noodle bowl he was holding was the base of the toilet brush.

I really don't know which merchant sent the courier and separated the two things. Just a few people unpacked the courier, and everything was in a mess.

"Chen Daochang, listen to me to explain to you."

"Shut up, I don't want to listen to this poor Taoist. If anyone leaks it today, I will tell him..." Chen Shilei looked at several people, he hesitated for a moment, and then said: "Break friendship!"

Guo Ming patted his chest and said: "Chen Daochang, you know me well. I am a tight-lipped person. Don't worry, I will never reveal what happened today."

The old priest Zhang Zhishun, with a half-smile, said: "Xiao Chen, you know me well, I really have no interest in participating in your young people's gossip."

Senior Sister Bai Jing patted her chest and said, "Daoist Chen, you know me well. I have a bad memory, so I will forget about it in a few days."

Jiang Yun sighed, pointed to the drone in the sky, and said, "Nephew Chen, you know the poor way, I kept my mouth shut, but I started a live broadcast."

"Whether the 10,000+ lay people in the live broadcast room can keep their mouth shut, I am afraid only God knows."

Daoist Chen Lei's eyes lost their light at first, he held the toilet base in his hand, gritted his teeth and said, "Master Sanqing, this is definitely not a toilet base, this is a bowl for eating instant noodles!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing, and then posted the barrage very cooperatively.

"Master Dao, you don't need to emphasize, we all understand that it is a bowl for eating instant noodles."

"I really don't know which unscrupulous manufacturer has designed that kind of toilet brush base. I will buy one now and take it back to my boyfriend."

"I felt sorry for Chen Daozhang for two seconds online, I saved the video, I hope this matter will pass soon."

"Stop talking, Guo Daxia, send the link, I'm going to trick my girlfriend!"

Next, everyone continued to count the couriers that Guo Ming bought.

The Guan Gong Qinglong Zhanyue Broadsword with 99 yuan wallet mail has a strong sense of plastic, but it looks pretty good.

A large bag of leek roots is useless, because there is a large leek field next to Tianyuan Taoist Temple.

The all-match steel wool bracelet, the outer packaging is quite luxurious, and it is said that it cost [-].

……

In short, most of the things are flashy. As soon as I counted them as useful items, I used Chen Daochang's toilet brush and a large bag of toilet paper.

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Chapter 174

"Brother Guo, why is the toilet paper in your room consumed so quickly? When I entered the mountain, I left you several rolls!" Jiang Yun was very puzzled.

Guo Ming looked at his hand, sighed and said, "Daoist Jiang, you're still ashamed to say so."

"After the exchange between the two of us, I hurt my veins. I coughed all day long and had phlegm in my throat. Of course, the toilet paper in the room was used up quickly."

"But now with Bai Jing, the symptoms are much lighter, and toilet paper should be used less."

The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun said: "Boy of the Guo family, I know that you are sighing, but you have to pay attention."

"Your physical foundation is good, and your anger is relatively strong, so if you do it too often, it will actually hurt your body."

Daoist Chen Shilei held the toilet brush base, he patted Guo Ming on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Guo Ming, as long as you practice hard, you can grind an iron pestle into a needle, so be careful!"

"Since I have used this instant noodle bowl, I will take it away. You continue with your delivery, and I will go to the kitchen to wash the dishes."

Guo Ming almost spat out a mouthful of old blood. He looked at little senior sister Bai Jing and explained weakly: "Coughing phlegm, I really coughed up phlegm to wipe my mouth, the toilet paper is used up so quickly!"

The water friends in Jiang Yun's live broadcast room couldn't help laughing.

"Guo Daxia doesn't need to explain, we understand everything."

"There are five things in life that cannot be touched. The raisins in the desk, the beef jerky next to the railway, the iced tea under the tower crane, the toilet paper used by my brother's bedside, and the cucumbers my sister treasured."

"Good guy, as long as you work hard, you can grind an iron pestle into a needle. Needle is an adjective."

Senior Sister Bai Jing looked at a lot of couriers bought by Guo Ming, and she felt a little pain in her chest.

The love affair was a bit sloppy. I thought I had found a hero to be my boyfriend, but I didn't expect that the hero is a bit down-to-earth and has a shopping habit.

It doesn't matter if you have a shopping habit, most of the things you buy have managed to avoid useful items.

"Daoist, you are a monk, and you don't have a shopping habit on Double Eleven. You are an outsider, and you can see clearly. Look at Guo Ming's situation, what should you do?" Bai Jing asked.

Jiang Yun looked up at the sky, frowning and thinking for a long time.

How to jump out of the big pit of consumerism is very simple for monks, but it is really difficult for most people.

Even if people are very poor, frenzied merchants will put loan opportunities in front of you and let people shop in installments.

"Brother Guo, listen to Pindao's advice, the water in this online shopping is very deep, you can't grasp it."

"Just take Double Eleven as an example. It's actually not cost-effective to buy things at this time. Let's simply apply a function. It is not difficult to see that most things will first increase in price and then be discounted."