Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"Hey, there are so many strange things these days. The monster that is rare in a thousand years has been bumped into by this old man, tsk tsk tsk!"

Jiang Yun was about to tidy up the small square, and when he returned to Tianyuan Taoist Temple, Jiang Houer came out of the Taoist temple dragging a small straight wooden stick.

It waved a small wooden stick, stood on the square, and slowly performed a set of Tai Chi swordsmanship, then blinked and looked at Jiang Yun.

"Hoohoho!"

"What, you want me to teach you swordsmanship?" Jiang Yun asked in disbelief.

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Chapter 171 Holy shit, ten thousand swords return to the sect (seeking a monthly ticket)

"You golden monkey, you deceive your master and destroy your ancestors. If you don't learn the stick technique, what kind of sword technique do you learn?" Jiang Yun said with a headache.

"Ho Ho Ho ~~!"

After Jiang Houer finished speaking, he danced a sword flower with a wooden stick in his hand, and made a move. Su Qin carried the sword and straightened his waist.

The sword is the weapon of a gentleman, and the noble and upright spirit in it is immediately revealed.

Jiang Yun was a little shocked, and he translated to Shuiyou: "There are 300 million sword immortals in the sky, so you, Jiang Houer, should have a place?"

The water friends in the live broadcast room looked at Jiang Hou Er and suddenly felt a little ashamed.

"I see Brother Monkey as a fairy, what do you think?"

"Brother Dao's cultivation talent is not very good, but his eye for monkeys is quite accurate."

"A monkey actually has righteousness, how did Taoist Chisong teach it?"

Jiang Yun patted Jiang Houer's head and said, "Disciple, since you want to learn swordsmanship, it's okay for me to teach you."

"Your senior sister can also be cute, and your third junior brother can only visit the door at most. In the future, I will take your senior sister to travel around as a teacher, and you will have to come to see the Taoist temple."

"If you are proficient in Taijiquan, then I will teach you Taiji swordsmanship as a teacher. The essence of the two is interlinked. It is not difficult for you to learn!"

With the eight-treasure long sword, he jumped to the center of the small square.

"Teacher, take care, draw your sword and rise!"

The Taiji swordsmanship used by Jiang Yun divides yin and yang when starting, and combines yin and yang when ending.

The eight-treasure long sword can be retracted freely, gathering the energy of yin and yang, the swordsmanship is compact and continuous, the moves are changeable, and the attack and defense are fast.

This is completely different from the soft and slow Tai Chi swordsmanship played by the old men and women in the square.

The sword wind hunted, rolled up the stone needles on the ground, more than 200 stone needles, as the long sword in Jiang Yun's hand flew up and down, making a slightly harsh whistling sound.

After a moment.

Three afterimages of Jiang Yun appeared on the square. The three of them danced their long swords at the same time and performed different sword moves. It was difficult to distinguish between reality and reality.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded, and the old man Zhang Zhishun was also dumbfounded, completely lacking the demeanor of a Taoist master.

The old man silently took out his mobile phone from his arms and started to record the video. After recording for a while, he felt that it was almost the same, and then he opened the QQ group where the family loves each other and uploaded the video.

【Wudang Zhang Zhishun】: "@[Wudang Master Chen Yunlong]"

"You are ashamed to say that you are a swordsman genius, look at others, look at you!"

After the QQ group was quiet for two seconds, it exploded. Countless Taoist masters who were diving jumped out.

[Sanfeng faction Zhang Benchu]: "The Patriarch of the Sanqing is here, fellow Daoist Jiang has broken through to the sword light realm, this is unscientific!"

[Hunyuan faction Lei Mo'an]: "Everyone, don't worry, I will bring someone into the group."

[Hunyuan faction Lei Mo'an] invites [Two-Handed Sword Master Yu Huilin] to join the group chat.

[Qingwei Pai Yingyan]: "Old Yu, you are a contemporary sword master, take a look at the video above, isn't that PS?"

[Maoshan Pai Lin Zhengfa]: "I don't believe it. Everything on the Internet is virtual. Fellow Daoist Jiang is recording a video to amuse us."

[Two-Handed Sword Master Yu Huilin]: "Masters, I was watching Daoist Jiang's live broadcast with my grandfather, and he said that this is not a ps video."

"Jiang Daochang has reached the sword light realm. He is now enlightening the Dao and entering the realm of the unity of man and nature. After the end, Daoist Priest's understanding of the sword way should increase a lot."

[Wudang Sect Master Chen Yunlong]: "Old Zhang, what are you doing with me? What the hell, my brother Jiang is awesome, that kid is going against the sky!"

"Indeed, it has a bit of the monstrous demeanor of Chisong!"

"With Fellow Daoist Jiang here, there is hope for Daomen to prosper, and Buddhism will be beaten when it comes out, hahaha!"

……

Jiang Yun, who was practicing swords, had no idea that old Taoist Zhang had already sent his video to the QQ group where the Daoist family loves each other.

After the three phantoms merged into one, he flicked the long sword in his hand, and the long sword came out of his hand, carrying more than 200 stone needles, and went straight to the crape myrtle tree in front of the Taoist temple.

Not only did the long sword sink into the tree trunk, but more than 200 stone needles were also nailed to the tree trunk.

Jiang Yun shook his Taoist robe and stood with his hands behind his back. He looked at the crape myrtle tree and nodded in satisfaction.

The footage of the drone is quite in place, and the sense of chic is directly filled, and the water friends in the live broadcast room are on fire with just a swipe.

"Damn it, I really didn't expect that I would see Wan Jian's return to the sect in real life."

"Fortunately, the Taoist chief interacted with Mr. Yu, otherwise I really thought he was recording it."

"It's a good outdoor live broadcast room. I feel like shooting a movie. In Yitian Tulongji, Zhang Sanfeng seems to teach Zhang Wuji Taiji swordsmanship in this way."

"Damn, I can't take it anymore, the Taoist priest has been secretly cultivating immortals without telling us, I want to call the report number!"

"I hereby solemnly declare that I have nothing to do with the person who reported the head of the report in the live broadcast room. If the head of the road wants to hit people with thunder, please don't hit me."

"At this time, Taoist Chisong from another world silently took out the little black book: On November 21, 11, the crape myrtle tree in the Taoist temple was damaged by the rebel's sword practice, and he will be punished!"

Jiang Yun took out his mobile phone, glanced at the bullet screen in his live broadcast room, and explained with a smile: "Don't worry about it, my master often uses the crape myrtle tree to practice swords."

"This tree is very vigorous. Even if you poke a hole in it, the hole will heal itself in less than two months."

He came to the crape myrtle tree, pulled out the eight-treasure long sword, and then chopped off more than 200 stone needles embedded in the trunk with one blow.

The drone lens is close, and the trunk of the thick crape myrtle tree is indeed full of densely healed wounds.

Many water friends slammed their mouths and shook their heads helplessly.

"The master and apprentice of Tianyuan Taoist Temple are really ruthless!"

"This crape myrtle tree may have been chopped down for many years. It's really miserable. I feel sorry for it for two seconds."

"I really don't understand. Since there are ready-made sword training skills, why did the Taoist priest cut down the stone pillar? Could there be something shady about it?"

Jiang Yun didn't explain to Shui You the kindness and resentment he had with Shizhu when he was young, let the past things go, after all, the pillar is gone.

He came to Jiang Houer and asked with a smile: "Teacher, how much do you understand?"

Jiang Hou Er scratched his head in a daze, his eyes were full of confusion.

Jiang Yun breathed a sigh of relief. He held Jiang Houer's hand, took Houer with his own hands, and practiced Taiji swordsmanship.

He also taught: "Teacher, Taiji swordsmanship emphasizes intentions rather than momentum, so when practicing Taiji swordsmanship, the yin and yang must be turned, and the hands must be straight."

"The front foot should be bent, the back foot should be straight, hit and release, and exert force all over the body. Only in this way can there be a little success. Have you realized it?"

Jiang Yun let go of Jiang Houer's hand and let the apprentice practice by himself.

Jiang Hou Er's talent is really good. After less than a while, he entered the sect. Compared with some disciples of the Wudang sect, it is really much stronger.

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Chapter 172 Express delivery (seeking monthly ticket)

Jiang Yun saw that his apprentice had entered the Tao, he nodded in satisfaction, then pointed at the side, and said loudly: "Monkey two, Taiji swordsmanship, treat the impossible as you can, if you are unfamiliar, don't face the enemy. Strong body."

"When moving, the handle is firm, the first shot is not deep, the cut is sharp and the chisel is sharp, the last is the victory and the first is solid. Every step must be advanced, and always be straight, do you understand?"

Jiang Hou Er stayed where he was, turned his head to look at Jiang Yun, and scratched his head: "Ho Ho Ho?"

"You rebel, you don't need to boast, the essence of Taiji swordsmanship is to kill!"

"Use Zhongping, push and pull, flat body kill, T-shaped back kill, spin hand forward five-step kill, the killing moves are different, it all depends on your mood, don't be too cautious."

Jiang Houer nodded his head, and he once again practiced Taiji swordsmanship, and his moves immediately became wild and unruly.

Zhang Zhishun looked a little startled, and asked: "Boy, is it not good for you to teach your apprentice the ultimate move like this, after all, it is a society ruled by law now."

"Monkey Two has a simple temperament. I taught him Taiji swordsmanship only for self-protection."

"Self-protection?" Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun pointed at Jiang Houer and said in a voiceless voice: "That monkey has developed sword energy, is there a way to protect itself?"

Jiang Yun turned his head to look, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

Jiang Hou'er let go of the wooden stick in his hand, with a layer of transparent sword energy on the wooden stick, it landed directly on the crape myrtle tree.

"Mr. Zhang, don't worry. Now that you are in danger, you are practicing the principle of unlimited self-defense. Monkeys are protected animals by the state. Even if you accidentally kill two gangsters, you will not be sentenced." Jiang Yun said confidently!

He is now proficient in the "Civil Code" and "Criminal Law". If there is a need to testify for his apprentice in court, there is no problem at all.

"You boy, is the old man worried about the golden monkey? I am worried about the gangster!"

In the live broadcast room, the water friend watched Jiang Hou Er with his feet together, his head bowed, his hands behind his body, and he looked like he had done something wrong, and he couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Sure enough, like a teacher, there must be an apprentice. Hou Er is really good at learning."

"To be reasonable, if the Ziwei tree meets Tianyuan Taoist temple, it will definitely be bad luck for eight lifetimes."

"Hey, when I was young, I broke the vase at home, and when I saw my mother, I was exactly like Monkey Two."

Jiang Yun patted his apprentice on the head and said with a smile: "Good job, don't allow it next time."

"In a few days, I will also customize a long sword for you, and then I will make a few stone pillars. You can cut the stone pillars for fun."

Only then did Jiang Houer raise his head, smiling through tears.

When the master and apprentice were deeply in love, Zhang Zhishun, the old Taoist priest, sent the video of Jiang Houer practicing sword qi to the QQ group of the Daoist family who love each other.

[Wudang Zhang Zhishun]: "@[Wudang Master Chen Yunlong], Chou Chou, Chou Chou, is it something to be proud of practicing sword energy?"

"The monkeys in Tianyuan Taoist Temple have all practiced sword energy. I really don't know what you are showing off to me all day long."

[Wudang master Chen Yunlong]: "emmmm"

【Sanfeng Pai Zhang Benchu】: "emmmm"

[Two-Handed Sword Master Yu Huilin]: emmm”

……

There are dozens of bigwigs in the group, and the formation is kept very neat.

They recognized that Taoist Chisong was an evildoer, and Jiang Yun was an evildoer, but the monkeys in Tianyuan Taoist Temple also became evildoers, is this too much?

[Wudang Sect Master Chen Yunlong]: "Old Zhang, let me say something weakly, monkeys have developed sword energy, you seem to be inferior to that monkey."

[Sanfeng Faction Zhang Benchu]: "Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, head master Chen don't open the map cannon, even the poor can't practice sword qi."

[Maoshan faction Lin Zhengfa]: "What do you mean by Chen, believe it or not, I'll take a few cuties to the Wudang faction."

……

[Wudang Sect Leader Chen Yunlong]: "No... Don't misunderstand, fellow Taoists, I didn't target you, don't you understand the poor Taoist?"

[Maoshan faction Lin Zhengfa]: "Chen, you are finished, I will take 'people' to your Taoist temple in a few days!"

[Wudang Zhang Zhishun]: "Humph, this old man is obsessed with medicine, only to cure diseases and save lives!"

"How could I compete with a monkey who overwhelms me with sword skills every day, and compares me with my medical skills if I have the ability!"

When the QQ chat group was full of quarrels, Jiang Yun assigned Jiang Houer a very difficult task, which was to clean the small square.

Just started, there are not only gravel needles all over the small square, but also many petals and dead leaves of crape myrtle trees.

"Ho Ho Ho ~~!"

"The broom and dustpan are in the Taoist temple. You can get them yourself. If you are a teacher, you will enter the Taoist temple. Come on, I will take good care of you as a teacher." Jiang Yun patted Jiang Houer on the back of the head and said with a smile.

As soon as he walked to the front yard of the Taoist temple, Mr. Zhang chased him from the door.

Angrily said: "Boy, when you customized the long sword for that monkey, you also customized one for the old man!"

"Old Zhang, do you want to practice sword too?"

"Yes, the old man is killed by a pill, I also want to cultivate sword energy, and hit some people in the face!"